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253280  tib gubb: heh... "nards"

253286  dangerkeith3000: Why include shorts?

253281  tib gubb: silicon valley, natch

253288  dangerkeith3000: Who took this photo?

253289  dangerkeith3000: Fire and brimstone are raining down on your love. Satan approves.

253207  dangerkeith3000: @Wooden Spoon Only a dedicated few. Don't want the joke to wear thin too fast.

253262  kazzy94: Yeah but what's a preposition though?

253281  kazzy94: Seattle or Portland?

253225  grizzly: @dobbiesdoogs you made me yell "Fuck you!" at my phone. Xcom flashbacks.

253286  antipatterns: We can reduce all genuine human emotion to transactional relationships, but can't we be a bit more poetic about it?

253297  Bro Bro: The dad from grounded for life? The burned guy from the beginning of Blade

253222  brian greene: commander Data to the bridge!!!

253219  Science: I didn't like Norrtalje Prison in the Star Wars prequels, but she was alright in Thor

253236  Science: Frog and Toad are the best

253259  brian greene: nailed it

253247  Science: Costs $900 without insurance

253280  WTF: "Nerd" - See the dudes on Nerdist who claim to be nerds because they watch Doctor Who and have a couple of comic books yet are famous, hang out with celebrities, drive sports cars and have super model girlfriends.

253277  Science: Lot of cat tongue photos lately

253276  brian greene: wake up brian theres a puppy biting your dick

253278  Science: It's Loss, right?

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9. addend
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253170 FireBreathingMarmot: No more rain delays.

253003 FireBreathingMarmot: While weighing these radical lifestyle choices, consider eating a normal f-ing diet.

253014 FireBreathingMarmot: Goin' a-courtin'

253037 FireBreathingMarmot: They spend their money on people - what a bunch of morons.

253159 Wooden Spoon: @dangerkeith3000: maybe he sued Big Porkchop. They have the deepest pockets.

253186 Coolguy: 13. Every Friday is Pizza day.

253065 FireBreathingMarmot: I worked hard so my kids could have just as bad or worse.

253188 Teechur: @Warrax Good idea to loosen the nuts before jacking up the car. @well duh The last tire place I went to put the wheels on with an impact wrench. I have since replaced 8 studs and nuts that were messed up by being overtightened.

253189 Shay: @Wooden Spoon @wolfpk I thought it was a grown up Wil Wheaton.

253111 Wooden Spoon: Wheres my TAB?



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Score:
482
 
 Vault Dweller: Hmm. Coma for 20 years. So when I wake up I should have hit my goal weight
 Beerarchy: @Rev80 If your computer starts breathing, you might be a character in a David Cronenberg movie
 Pingu IRL: @SunWukong I can. I credit it to my love of fonts and lettering
 Niels Bohr: I'm exhausted. I nice long coma sounds heavenly.
 Rev80: If my computer starts sweating, I'm gonna shoot it..
 ratwa: Why bother?
 Borb Prembus: TL;DR
 WotGives: @White Rice Bucket-listed
 White Rice: @a robot at least this isn't a group of 10+ people all targeting one person, and when passing by (individually, to stretch out the effect) just whispering "wake up" then acting like they didn't say/do anything. That'll really mess with someone :-/
 Air Biscuit: *plays roll of quade from total recall
 sparename: " # L Dopa fixed me, All right?? # "
 tib gubb: @a robot i didn't know you cared :3
 SunWukong: You can't read in dreams.
 a robot: QUIT THAT
 tib gubb: who am i that anyone would give a crap about me after i've been missing for 20 years?
 Mexico: *hits snooze button*
Image 193863   07-28-17   Uploaded by    tiffany
Score:
268
 
 Borp Mento: @Scoo As Mr Osterberg once sang, "I - wish - life - could - be ... Swedish magazines."
 Science: Here be monsters.
 Jennerator: Brexit 2019
 Scoo: Scandinavia lookin' pretty phallic there...
Image 193862   07-28-17   Uploaded by    hexxx
Score:
426
 
 Cheesecake: On the plus side they offer calligraphy classes
 Science: This is reminiscent of my letters home from boot camp. "Dear Recruiter - you are a lying liar..."
 Whatever: The torture will continue until your attitude improves young lady
 a robot: @Scoo "Marge, is Lisa at Camp Granada?"
 Scoo: Hello Mutter, hello Fadder
 Dr Awkward: They press ur "you" into things?! Sounds bad, man
Image 193861   07-28-17   Uploaded by    catheter
Score:
165
 
 eevee: Multiverse
 Side Boob: *sets course for Europa*
 Scoo: All these worlds are yours, except Europa. Attempt no landing there.
Image 193860   07-28-17   Uploaded by    WetWilly
Score:
112
 
 canada: The Hellgrammite Solution
 Greifer: Hey Honey
 Skaalar: What... what am I looking at here?
Image 193859   07-28-17   Uploaded by    arctic fox
Score:
466
 
 9inchfails: In Canada we used to be able to turn the guy on our five into Spock. Its harder since they changed the portrait of him and made the money out of new plastic-like material
 Dr Awkward: If I tried to replicate this, I'd just make an uglier Abe Lincoln
Image 193858   07-28-17   Uploaded by    effzeeceekay
Score:
44
 
 Rev80: A very rare example of sheet music for a Grindcore drummer..
 ignatz: Are you from the past?
 Scoo: Frog Blast the Vent Core!
 SunWukong: Processing?
 Ulillillia: Damn you all!
Image 193857   07-27-17   Uploaded by    waffle iron
Score:
287
 
 DrinkMixMan: Tired of life
 Niels Bohr: Died from auto erotic asphyxiation trying to achieve the big O.
 Rev80: To add insult to injury, Mr. Firestone's son's corpse is kept up for years only to entertain human children..
 Noremak: Some just tire of life early.
 White Rice: @Dr Awkward ...you monster.
 Dr Awkward: It wasn't a Goodyear...
Image 193856   07-27-17   Uploaded by    a spider plan
Score:
150
 
 Rev80: I wish Boxing day involved more fist fights
 Bu7Z: Every day is Canada day!
 Ulillillia: You're about a month off.
Image 193855   07-27-17   Uploaded by    jem
Score:
268
 
 Teechur: You're gonna need a bigger....well, we'll just leave it at that.
 Dr Awkward: You're not going to get anywhere if you're only flying half mast
Image 193854   07-27-17   Uploaded by    huskyboy
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