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272379  Dr Awkward: bASS Fishing?

272361  Not A Bot: Damn, son.

272376  Mr. Butt: C is the best choice. I'd settle for A or D. B is incorrect.

272367  Nope: Now we just wait for the gaurd, you distract him and I'll rip out his leg artery.

272369  Nope: White shirt, black (mostly) cat, that man is a rebel!

272379  Nope: Thats not safe at all, they should be wearing shoes!

272382  Nope: Ugh *swipes right on someones face* wtf, why are you still here.

272369  Knice: The bicep flex is extremely necessary in case that cat suddenly gains 40#.

272373  Nope: I can respect that

272375  Nope: I have a friend who is also the devil

272372  PenguinBartender: Yo dawg.

272369  Dr Awkward: Puss Magnet

272372  Dr Awkward: You can't tow an all-wheel drive vehicle like that! If it wasn't already, that white Outback is fucked, now.

272375  Dr Awkward: This graph is my jam.

201031  Dr Awkward: @fanny Well my name was changed to Taint Juice on this post, so I very well may have!

272375  thecraftywolf: things people say when i write with my center hand: 90% ew in public? 10% *think its impressive*

272372  dingding: He's *always* doin me an annoy.

272372  Minnesotan: outback out back of an outback out back of a outback

201031  fanny: @Dr Awkward that is odd. did you make ol' Nance angry? ;)

272337  Fiveninety: that'll buff out

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272295 DrinkMixMan: Thanks, these injured animals really brightened my day!

272089 fanny: @Mad Collager thatd be great! Ive only made a handful of pies and the crust has always been a struggle :)

272261 Side Boob: I wasn't expecting The Mikado.

272159 SuedeOxford: @tib gubb Certainly, but I like my odds on this one.

272205 Science: Well, that explains the bruising on the legs.

272189 Warrax: This goddamned shit is motherfucking KEEN I tell you.

271958 Science: @ChubbyBuddy: The public supported WW2 with no issue. It's actually seeing war in real time, not scrubbed by censors that did the draft in.

272155 Science: @White Rice: Sadly, it appears she is a real Swiss-based doctor educating Arab women on sex.

272135 Mr Bleak: Sorry, but that's animal cruelty, pure and simple.

272195 Spazstatic: @Knice "Happy happy birthday, my song is really short!"



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Score:
482
 
 Vault Dweller: Hmm. Coma for 20 years. So when I wake up I should have hit my goal weight
 Beerarchy: @Rev80 If your computer starts breathing, you might be a character in a David Cronenberg movie
 Pingu IRL: @SunWukong I can. I credit it to my love of fonts and lettering
 Niels Bohr: I'm exhausted. I nice long coma sounds heavenly.
 Rev80: If my computer starts sweating, I'm gonna shoot it..
 ratwa: Why bother?
 Borb Prembus: TL;DR
 WotGives: @White Rice Bucket-listed
 White Rice: @a robot at least this isn't a group of 10+ people all targeting one person, and when passing by (individually, to stretch out the effect) just whispering "wake up" then acting like they didn't say/do anything. That'll really mess with someone :-/
 Air Biscuit: *plays roll of quade from total recall
 sparename: " # L Dopa fixed me, All right?? # "
 tib gubb: @a robot i didn't know you cared :3
 SunWukong: You can't read in dreams.
 a robot: QUIT THAT
 tib gubb: who am i that anyone would give a crap about me after i've been missing for 20 years?
 Mexico: *hits snooze button*
Image 193863   07-28-17   Uploaded by    tiffany
Score:
268
 
 Borp Mento: @Scoo As Mr Osterberg once sang, "I - wish - life - could - be ... Swedish magazines."
 Science: Here be monsters.
 Jennerator: Brexit 2019
 Scoo: Scandinavia lookin' pretty phallic there...
Image 193862   07-28-17   Uploaded by    hexxx
Score:
426
 
 Cheesecake: On the plus side they offer calligraphy classes
 Science: This is reminiscent of my letters home from boot camp. "Dear Recruiter - you are a lying liar..."
 Whatever: The torture will continue until your attitude improves young lady
 a robot: @Scoo "Marge, is Lisa at Camp Granada?"
 Scoo: Hello Mutter, hello Fadder
 caitelyn: They press ur "you" into things?! Sounds bad, man
Image 193861   07-28-17   Uploaded by    catheter
Score:
165
 
 eevee: Multiverse
 Side Boob: *sets course for Europa*
 Scoo: All these worlds are yours, except Europa. Attempt no landing there.
Image 193860   07-28-17   Uploaded by    WetWilly
Score:
112
 
 canada: The Hellgrammite Solution
 Greifer: Hey Honey
 Skaalar: What... what am I looking at here?
Image 193859   07-28-17   Uploaded by    arctic fox
Score:
466
 
 9inchfails: In Canada we used to be able to turn the guy on our five into Spock. Its harder since they changed the portrait of him and made the money out of new plastic-like material
 Shorts Leng: If I tried to replicate this, I'd just make an uglier Abe Lincoln
Image 193858   07-28-17   Uploaded by    effzeeceekay
Score:
44
 
 Rev80: A very rare example of sheet music for a Grindcore drummer..
 Backhand: Are you from the past?
 Scoo: Frog Blast the Vent Core!
 SunWukong: Processing?
 Ulillillia: Damn you all!
Image 193857   07-27-17   Uploaded by    waffle iron
Score:
287
 
 DrinkMixMan: Tired of life
 Niels Bohr: Died from auto erotic asphyxiation trying to achieve the big O.
 Rev80: To add insult to injury, Mr. Firestone's son's corpse is kept up for years only to entertain human children..
 Noremak: Some just tire of life early.
 White Rice: @Dr Awkward ...you monster.
 MamboNumber6: It wasn't a Goodyear...
Image 193856   07-27-17   Uploaded by    a spider plan
Score:
150
 
 Rev80: I wish Boxing day involved more fist fights
 Bu7Z: Every day is Canada day!
 Ulillillia: You're about a month off.
Image 193855   07-27-17   Uploaded by    jem
Score:
268
 
 Teechur: You're gonna need a bigger....well, we'll just leave it at that.
 A duck: You're not going to get anywhere if you're only flying half mast
Image 193854   07-27-17   Uploaded by    huskyboy
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