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268907  El hefe: Someone needs a honey intervention

268850  copunter: everysocialmediapostever.jpg

268926  daisy picker: The answer is animals, specifically dogs because all dogs go to heaven.

268910  WTF: I'm going to burn in hell for laughing at this.

268903  Mr. Butt: I don't beelieve it.

268897  Not A Bot: Or just don't follow restaurant sign advice.

268914  Yam: Man, can you imagine the high fives you could give with that bad boy?

268855  wolfpk: @ignatz Bread and circuses have never been cheap.

268914  Shay: Ebaum's World???? I thought they closed its door when kids were going apeshit they were "stealing" content when pretty much every site does that nowadays.

268897  WannaBee: Oh, obey art. Fear nut, ok?

268911  hajjpodge: My dad could imitate him perfectly. And being true to dad form, he did it very often.

268907  Yam: @ThoughtlessGentleman Unexpectedly is so much better than expectedly in this case

268919  peeper: Bobby's what?

268919  Pickle Dick: Got-dangit Bobby

268919  sandwiches: Bobby's can't actually do this.

268919  Sharkface: dont tread on my purse!

268918  nimbus: Amazing grandmotherstantine

268305  Science: @a robot: You can't find that shit! I don't know what's going one, but there is no official outlet for the old Looney Tunes cartoons. Even YouTube is pretty much a desert. It's really sad.

268907  ThoughtlessGentleman: "I just shat myself unexpectedly."

268376  Science: @tib gubb: "Distress signal" implies the grass is giving a warning. That smell is the release of chemicals that seal up the cut portion of the plant. That's it. Plants don't have a brain or central nervous system, and therefore, cannot feel pain. They can produce a response to stimuli, but that isn't the same as responding to pain.

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268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268610 snipdawg: @WannaBee hug

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268497 Scoo: murica.jpg

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad



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Score:
287
 
 DrinkMixMan: Tired of life
 Niels Bohr: Died from auto erotic asphyxiation trying to achieve the big O.
 Rev80: To add insult to injury, Mr. Firestone's son's corpse is kept up for years only to entertain human children..
 Noremak: Some just tire of life early.
 White Rice: @Dr Awkward ...you monster.
 MamboNumber6: It wasn't a Goodyear...
Image 193856   07-27-17   Uploaded by    a spider plan
Score:
150
 
 Rev80: I wish Boxing day involved more fist fights
 Bu7Z: Every day is Canada day!
 Ulillillia: You're about a month off.
Image 193855   07-27-17   Uploaded by    jem
Score:
268
 
 Teechur: You're gonna need a bigger....well, we'll just leave it at that.
 A duck: You're not going to get anywhere if you're only flying half mast
Image 193854   07-27-17   Uploaded by    huskyboy
Score:
387
 
 Rat-Butt: That's where my wild ass likes to go...
 Rat-Butt: That's where my wild ass likes to go...
 Rev80: I hear all the animals are naked at that park
 Jennerator: Beware the full moon
 Warrax: Beware of anacondas.
 tib gubb: sounds obnoxious tbqh
 virtualman: @Ulillillia I count three. Wild-ass sanctuary. Wild donkey sanctuary. Wild butt sanctuary.
 Ulillillia: That means two things.
Image 193853   07-27-17   Uploaded by    skittles
Score:
327
 
 Ronick: Always the bridesraid
 Warrax: Classic Ray.
 a robot: "Pay attention to meeeeeee!" --Ray
 Annoying Vegan : Poor diver has been rejected for the man on the other side of the glass.
 Eleftheros: Will Ray Marry 1
Image 193852   07-27-17   Uploaded by    Mumbo Dingus
Score:
666
 
 Peter Pantsless: @Felicity Whoa! I love the switcherino as much as anyone, but I disagree with that one
 The Turks: @Felicity @Felicity An important word got switched there. That should say I l*o*v*e cats. I suck at life.
 phil: I hate cats :-)
 Kim: Majestic af
 Side Boob: What a beautiful kitty!
 a robot: Rad for old kitties :3
 Peter Pantsless: That looks like an old kitty-cat. Oh! That reminds me; I owe you guys a picture of Miss Whiskers (aka "Cat" or "dumb-dumb"). Needless to say, she does not like to have her picture taken
 conner: Dem eyes tho.
 Eleftheros: The floof spice must flow!
Image 193851   07-27-17   Uploaded by    grid
Score:
516
 
 Rev80: It's hard to find negligee in a 52" waist.. *sigh*
 Warrax: same.
 Winterneuro: No no no. As Fernando always say, it's not how you feel, daahling, it's how you look!
 Joseph: If you feel sexy, you are sexy. Rad.
 Ulillillia: Rad for happy guy.
Image 193850   07-27-17   Uploaded by    wootman
Score:
264
 
 DrinkMixMan: This elevator only goes to the basement. And someone made an awful mess down there...
 Not A Bot: That'll teach you to protect your property.
 Rev80: Don't give North Carolina any more ideas..
 Jennerator: Leads to below the glass ceiling
 Ronick: Strangely when i see this picture my first though is always elevator , never bathroom
 addend: (Pushes 2.)
 addend: Levatory.
 bug: Instructions unclear: shit in elevator.
Image 193849   07-27-17   Uploaded by    Morpen Lungus
Score:
495
 
 Peter Pantsless: @redmonkey3 Thanks spacefriend. What doesn't kill you, right?
 redmonkey3: @Peter Pantsless - mostly is good enougb, i find
 redmonkey3: @Peter Pantsless - you rule also, Sir... as does yr amazing life!
 Hosebag: @Peter Pantsless #121276
 Peter Pantsless: @grizzly I think they already made a Liam Neeson movie about that :P
 Peter Pantsless: @Science Sometimes I don't realize how crazy some of my life stories are until I tell them. And outside of family members and a few close friends, you guys are more or less the only people I feel safe telling them to. I've sat on that one for a while. You guys rule :)
 Peter Pantsless: @Hosebag Danes are probably my favorite dogs. Sweet, loyal, pretty, cuddly, and, actually, relatively quiet. That was the only time I ever heard him bark. But GODDAMN could he bark! I felt it in my bones! Granted, he was right on top of me, but it was like in movies where there's an explosion and all the birds fly out of the trees!
 bigbison: This looks like it could almost be from that movie where he played a concierge, but his hair is too short
 Hosebag: @Peter Pantsless Me too, had a blue dane named Basil. The most amazing dog in the world.
 NoOneImportant: Agreed @Science
 Science: @Peter Pantsless: That is probably the craziest thing I'll read all day. Amazing.
 grizzly: @Peter Pantsless I'm pretty sure that they make movies about shit like that.
 El Barto: Charlie Sheen looks all cleaned up.
 Peter Pantsless: @a robot 6th grade, so probably twelve or thirteen. My clothes where soaked in blood, and it wasn't all mine. Jesus, my life is weird, isn't it? Sometimes my brother and I wonder how we ended up mostly sane.
 a robot: @Peter Pantsless Jesus Christ! When did this happen?
 Warrax: Michael J. Fox and the Hound.
 Ulillillia: Sit, Ubu, sit. Good dog.
 Peter Pantsless: Had a Dane just like that; jet black, floppy ears, white "T" on the "chest". Named "Walter". He was a little thinner, though. Kept having to kick him out of my bed because he insisted on laying on top of me and outweighed me by like 50 lbs. He and I had an epic battle with an ad hoc pack of probably starving wild dogs. He had physiological weapons but I dropped my Swiss Army knife and picked up a sturdy tree branch. Nothing loves you like a dog. We killed or scared most of them, but I got hurt pretty bad and he stood over me and was like "I fucking dare you," and the rest ran away. This whole thing took like two minutes, maybe. Good boy, Walter. Good boy.
 Butcherboy: That was ruff @ChubbyBuddy
 ChubbyBuddy: shake. shaaake. good boy
 dobbiesdoogs: coming back from the future changed einstein
Image 193848   07-27-17   Uploaded by    eumoria
Score:
172
 
 Mr. Butt: Please do not tempt me like potato.
Image 193847   07-27-17   Uploaded by    99.9 Percent
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