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257675  Kaviri: Hey guys, am I too late to get in on the harlem shake thing?

257689  wolfpk: Care kitty

257679  Kaviri: Poor Sufjan Stevens.

257688  Kaviri: Waltzing Matilda.

257692  Kaviri: There is no door.

257693  Kaviri: He looks like Zach Braff?

257712  wolfpk: One of your legs has a face!

257696  Kaviri: Drive.

257656  Korrok: Korrok approves.

257699  Kaviri: A real head scratcher.

257715  wolfpk: Ok, I'm ready to be tutored.

257703  Kaviri: Oh gosh. Oh geez.

257706  Kaviri: Wakanda.

257724  OldKentuckyShark: Looks like the fella on the bottom left with the saxophone has been doing cocaine

257711  Kaviri: That's not how you draw an f.

257725  OldKentuckyShark: What do we do with this information? Obviously it involves giving rats more cocaine, which, where do we get said cocaine? And one thing leads to another, it's just the road we have to go down before we legalize cocaine.

257736  au bon pain: I hope you are prepared to exercise a lot. Herding breeds need a ton of exercise or they will find their own fun.

257719  Kaviri: What kind of dog is this?

257728  dobbiesdoogs: welcome to the club, pups

257722  Spazstatic: They vacuum, they don't mop/wash.

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2. Robespierre
3. VeeKay
4. Shay
5. Spazstatic
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7. dangerkeith3000
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9. Whatever
10. Amy Housewine



The top ten most commented-on images today:

257626 Otterman: Oh God, ew. I'll have the crab juice.

257622 UltraBeverly: @dangerkeith3000 New Coke is PEOPLE! It's PEOPLE!

257545 VeeKay: Hole in the road huh? Get an officer out to look into it.

257468 FireBreathingMarmot: ...didn't even make it across the Jordan river

257476 Spazstatic: @Shay Lemmy as in Motorhead? And God as in Godsmack, Lamb of God, Gojira, or Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult?

257513 grandma: @Knice wow

257595 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 It's got a good beat and I can dance to it. I'll give it an 8.

257686 Felicity: @KnowLifer Mattress war is the continuation of mattress politics by other means

257634 barfolomew: "Name us after friends and we will swallow their souls!"

257558 Robespierre: Shit seen



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 7. dangerkeith3000: 2405 points
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10. CompletelyJoking: 1987 points
11. Side Boob: 1898 points
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Score:
204
 
 Hosebag: My boss was a student of his. Smart dudes, both of them.
 Amy Housewine: "...And then I played a prank and they all fell for it because they were all morons and some were even women..."
 dangerous dave: @Catcat See also, Malcolm Gladwell. Who is wrong about very, very, *very* nearly everything.
 funny in the wall: You nailed it@Catcat
 Catcat: This Richard Forehead clip comes from comic that illustrates a kind of obnoxious quote by Phil Plait. The comic is Zen and Pencils or something.
 Catcat: @Coolguy what happens when you think that your expertise in one area translates into others.
 Coolguy: @funny in the wall that's what happens when you are smarter then everyone in the room, I suppose.
 SunWukong: I don't know who Richard Feynman is. OR DO I?!?!?
 funny in the wall: Feynman was an obnoxious jerk. His "books" about his life always pissed me off.
 Otterman: @Side Boob Your comment makes me squirm with discomfort. Because it is true.
 Side Boob: But without the ability to fool myself, I'd just sit around all day and cry
Image 193507   07-26-17   Uploaded by    fishing
Score:
353
 
 A duck: Seems solid
 Yam: Cheetopology
 Catcat: No, bad, bad!
 sparename: # Nik-Nak, Penta-Whack, Give a dog, Extruded snacks... #
Image 193506   07-26-17   Uploaded by    eurotrash
Score:
465
 
 Hosebag: @fanny It was HIS beer.
 Science: @fanny: Too Many Cooks.
 Otterman: Son, I am disappoint.
 fanny: what's up with the guy in the background?
 Catcat: Harp harp bork bork
Image 193505   07-26-17   Uploaded by    windows96
Score:
203
 
 Air Biscuit: Theeeese dreams go on when i close my eyyeyeees...
 Otterman: No, BUD light.
 Ulillillia: These wikihows get stranger all the time.
 Christina: Try astral projection.
 Catcat: yfw you wake up DEAD
 sparename: Oobe-Boobie Dooooo...
Image 193504   07-26-17   Uploaded by    satoshi
Score:
726
 
 Extreme Locorito: @Ulillillia of course!
 toad: Isn't that a Borzoi Bathtub?
 Ulillillia: Why the long face?
 Otterman: Don't judge me.
 Niels Bohr: Nice cup o Earl Greyhound
Image 193503   07-26-17   Uploaded by    Jennysaurus
Score:
411
 
 addend: Plane cheddar is okay, unless... You got any sharp cheddar?
 raditzu: @SomeCanadian isn't it Mercury?
 unoplank: chem trails on the sun now too? wake up sheeple
 Butcherboy: That's actually a really nice picture of a Venus transit
 SomeCanadian: Get out of here, Venus. Nobody wants you.
 Dr Awkward: That's no moon
 Knice: [WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA...]
 sparename: "King of Plane"
Image 193502   07-26-17   Uploaded by    Unicorn
Score:
230
 
 Science: Mobile pizza truck. Awww yessss...
 A duck: If your carpenter's truck doesn't look like this, then you need a new carpenter.
Image 193501   07-26-17   Uploaded by    Unicorn
Image 193500 is unbelievably bad (score -1) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Frum Temps. You have brought shame on us, Frum Temps.
Score:
1043
 
 buds420: It's like trying to contort a hand into a poiyut.
 Meow: I miss when kfc was a one panel comic. Most of the time now it's TL:DR
Image 193499   07-26-17   Uploaded by    John Blender
Score:
345
 
 Wet farts: Droppin a doot
 FabricMan: Like I have time to count ribs
 DrinkMixMan: I've got a bad case of DIE-a-rrhea!
 Peach: Don't come in, I'm spooping!
 Snowta: Poop doot
 Ihminen: Please doot before entering next time ok?
 SomeCanadian: DO YOU MIND?!?
 Catcat: A different kind of dooting is happening here.
Image 193498   07-26-17   Uploaded by    phonk
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