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258177  dangerkeith3000: HAHAHA

258178  dangerkeith3000: How else do you fucking use a phone?

258179  dangerkeith3000: I can't will till I vote that sonuvabitch out of office. BEATO 2018!!!

258182  dangerkeith3000: He's about to fight King Hippo.

258190  dangerkeith3000: Somebody once told me that people taste a bit like pork, yet babies are more fishy tasting.

258217  Mr. Shine: @VoR @Solemn LOTS of pinkeye, though. Just lots.

258192  dangerkeith3000: Deadpool.

258194  dangerkeith3000: They should have eaten all the evidence.

258223  Mr. Shine: He can hear a bag of chips open from ten houses away!

258201  dangerkeith3000: I hate his politics, his a horrible actor, but his memes are GOLD.

258206  dangerkeith3000: Now you gotta wash your hands BEFORE using the bathroom!

258215  dangerkeith3000: NSFW

258218  dangerkeith3000: Both are doable.

258219  dangerkeith3000: Mission: Impossible

258221  dangerkeith3000: I blame chopsticks.

258224  dangerkeith3000: lololol

258226  dangerkeith3000: Oatmeal raisin cookies are sooooo good.

258233  hot hot dog: This girl let me hold her puppy today. The dog fell asleep in my arms and I about died from the cuteness!

258100  sparename: What about the album called "Bedroom windows I can see with my telephoto lens from my back garden"?

258178  sparename: @Jaunty Shrimp I was and I do, though it was bad enough that there are photos of me drunk and incapable but videos might have made me drink less. 25 years ago I got a pager and that was actually reassuring in that I could be in the middle of nowhere and KNOW that, at that moment, nobody gave a fuck about me

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258098 Robespierre: @Felicity I looked it up - it's "Fontius Pilate"

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 A duck: @Prostata: Fruit Poops
 Dr Awkward: @Scoo Uh, where am I not supposed to shit under lemon trees?
 Scoo: Just smells like someone shit under a lemon tree
 Prostata: "Shitrus"
 kornisjon: Thanks for the stink lines.
Image 193483   07-26-17   Uploaded by    Gringos
 Ulillillia: They seem rad. Happy.
 kornisjon: This is the appropriate amount of cute :)
 Chest Rockwell: They seem happy. Rad.
Image 193482   07-26-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 Coolguy: Chupa and Captain... making it happen!
 Scoo: Aye, aye, Cap'n!
 SunWukong: Teamwork makes the dream work.
Image 193481   07-26-17   Uploaded by    DerMantis
 Rat-Butt: I...I saw things...things a young elephant should not have to see...
 Coolguy: WHY, heeEeEEeLLLllllLloooooOOOoooo!
 Dr. Bathroom: Mr. Snuffleupagus exists!
 Air Biscuit: "IM ELEPHANT GREGG!"
 Rat-Butt: I...I saw things...things a young elephant should not have to see...
 Rat-Butt: The horror...the HORROR...
Image 193480   07-26-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 Ulillillia: Where'd Ralphy go? I need to know if this floofer is floofy.
 Coolguy: Meanwhile, at @knice 's house while he is at work...
 a robot: I like how it could be a banana or it could be a corn but either way it fits perfectly into the Spaceship :D
 Dick Inspector: @Dick Inspector cat
 Dick Inspector: How to tell if your ct has a apple dependency.
 SunWukong: CATS ARE @KNICE.
 SomeCanadian: I love you corn.
 karmakat: aww, he is hugging his apple.
Image 193479   07-26-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 big butt bum: Mr. Burns finally achieves his dream
 Coolguy: @SomeCanadian sorry... all sales are final.
 Bu7Z: He's got the whole world, in his hands...
 WTF: God looks a little worse for wear.
 SomeCanadian: I would like to return this. It's defective.
Image 193478   07-26-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 Coolguy: That's too high!
 White Rice: @dangerous dave you mention the sides being flared, but it looks like there's an opening in the side (most easily visible at the second board, though the top looks to have an opening as well). It's possible the side we can't see has a similar opening for gaining access to the center. Either way, a neat looking setup.
 dangerous dave: @NoRagrets Yes but how does one get *in* the elevator? The front is against the lip of the pool, the sides are flared, and the back is part of the building.
 NoRagrets: @dangerous dave I wouldn't be surprised if it was an elevator
 Science: @dangerous dave: Of course not. You have to lower yourself from the skylight.
 dangerous dave: How do you get to the top? Do you have to climb inside that monstrosity directly from the pool?
 Bu7Z: They'll get a good score for having so little splash as they hit the water
Image 193477   07-26-17   Uploaded by    doggggggie
 Wooden Spoon: Gary!
 Hokie333: "Woof."
 frankie: Whoa ... talk about attack snails...
 piranharama: @Felicity Can't unsee a chocolate shell in this image now. When the chocolate is crawling away like this guy that's a good sign they're expired too.
 NanananananananaCATMAN: @piranharama I love Guylians. Their only flaw is that they expire long before the expiration date on the box. My rule is, if you can see little white specks where the chocolate has started to dry, its expired.
 Wet farts: Your dog looks sick
 raditzu: don't play with your food, snail
 Coolguy: Nice sluggo you got there:
 Scoo: Is it a Racing Snail?
 dangerous dave: About as cute as most bunnies, if it comes to that.
 WTF: @sparename Thanks Monsanto!
 piranharama: Bunny gains +5 damage resistance
 sparename: Factory-farmed chocolate by Guylian
 lolnotrly: Geobunny
Image 193476   07-26-17   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
 divad: Lets score this 420 as rad-ass
 Scoo: That's why you gotta blaze it *in* traffic
 WotGives: A few years ago, i was rushing somewhere and got stopped by a train. Without really thinking about it, i shut off the engine, took a hit iff my pipe, and then looked around. There was a cop right beside me. He looked right at me, then looked away. I was young and thought it was badass. Now i'm an adult and i wonder what else that officer ignored
Image 193475   07-26-17   Uploaded by    entropy
 SomeCanadian: Instructions unclear: pooped myself
 t48: The slogan isn't "never intentionally displace your lid for an ironic photo again"
 fink: Hello, Rubbermaid? Yes, it happened again
Image 193474   07-26-17   Uploaded by    namename
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