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243609  antipatterns: The Max Normal days were the best

243534  fanny: @Teechur its super annoying. missing apostrophes are one of my pet peeves.

243603  Felicity: Has a future in goaltending

243534  fanny: @Teechur yes... i dont know if it has something to do with my phone maybe? I updated to the new ios last week (I had been avoiding it friends hate it... my phone asked me if I wanted to upgrade I said NO and it did it anyways :-/ )

243618  Felicity: Good for him for using his fortune to get hair transplants and a chin implant

243583  WTF: Hammer and screwdriver set for scale.

243596  WTF: All least they can still drink Cheer.

243603  WTF: 4. Wide is a lifestyle.

243567  mammal883: now all you need is some whiskey, whisky, or maybe a nice gin and tonic. Yes! a gin and tonic! I'll be back in a second Where was i?

243597  mrwiffler: Dicks.

243617  WTF: But how's the WiFi?

243598  mrwiffler: Except you're outside and it's daytime. And you're a chicken.

243616  mrwiffler: Not really going to be much of a Tuesday.

243592  Not A Bot: ...don't go bull-fighting, mate.

243612  Yurishiro: @Clim Tinties I would say assqueen!

243613  Amy Housewine: "Smoke bomb!"

243488  Yurishiro: @Brain Thoughts just another meatbag

243613  raditzu: MY EYEZZZZZZ!!!1!

243490  FireBreathingMarmot: HD-Aaaaarrrrrrrr

243507  FireBreathingMarmot: Four signs you've been sitting too long.

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243485 copunter: i bite long waterdog

243484 Ulillillia: If you insist!

243466 dangerkeith3000: @Christina I agree. To have it make sense, use the subjuctive. Or add "the fact that" instead of just "that" and keep the indicative since now it's a fact. Either way works. Thanks!

243391 WannaBee: @dangerkeith3000 some pain yes, but that just seems excessive.

243534 fanny: @Teechur its super annoying. missing apostrophes are one of my pet peeves.

243501 Chest Rockwell: Sad.

243474 raditzu: You've got to love these eyes.

243498 trelyate: also what was up with that duck with the inner tube with the little duck head is that thing alive or not?

243411 antipatterns: Yikes, Scoob.

243382 Robespierre: Copyright infringement detected

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 Science: Morgan Freeman is narrating this right now.
 Rev80: His secret ingredient is titty-sprinkles..
 Jrks: ....and that's how Morgan Freeman makes chopped cheese!
Image 192891   07-23-17   Uploaded by    titular role
 Hosebag: I hope that glue is gluten free.
 Annoying Vegan : But is the glue stick conductive?
 Scoo: My batteries came with glue stick. Your argument is irrelevant.
 Jeffrat: The batteries should come as an 11 pack because that way after you pit one in your new gluestick you'll have an even number for your other stuff
 Whatever: Well, yeah, you need those batteries for that expensive graphing calculator that can do whatever a smart phone can do, and glue for arts & crafts in school...
 karmakat: they go SO WELL together.
 Teechur: Cool! Chapstick!
Image 192890   07-23-17   Uploaded by    ColdHotCool
 tib gubb: all dolls are creepy, especially this one.
 Bagels: That is definitely haunted
 El Barto: No, thank you.
 Nopetology: Not sure I'm onboard with this Max Headroom prequel. Kinda seems like a stretch..
Image 192889   07-23-17   Uploaded by    toad
 Shay: I always saw Cryptkeeper as a zombie version of The Joker. Also, that Tales From The Crypt game show on Saturday morning (not the cartoon) was rad as hell.
 LogicKitty: Good evening boys and ghouls, our tale tonight is about a robot on a murderous rampage to kill all humans
 Rev80: My first reaction was, "Why does a dead thing need a spacesuit.. He's dead" but then I realized that the Ole Cryptkeeper needs a medium to carry sound.. so there you go..
 Whatever: Cryptkeepers in Spaaaace!
 El Barto: Zombo Fonzo.
 SunWukong: Live action Earthworm Jim looking disturbing.
Image 192888   07-23-17   Uploaded by    fatman
 wolfpk: It's crazy how much they match. You can believe all of them are the "kid" version
 Snix: Now post the magic school bus captain planet one. GO
 karmakat: talk about UNCANNY!
Image 192887   07-23-17   Uploaded by    Father Goose
 Ulillillia: I don't want this
 LogicKitty: I'm actually more disturbed by the imprint of the old man.
 Rev80: The product of Gumby and Butthead's late night tryst..
 ChubbyBuddy: this dr pepper is mostly backwash by now man
Image 192886   07-23-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 Darmstadtium: High-altitude vacuum seal
 savvoy: peek-a-boo
 Rev80: Meeting ladies is hard for shy guys
 karmakat: NO PAPARAZZI!
 Nopetology: @Volwen Heh- yeah, I saw the silly version too. Very funny. Pretty rad, but I still hear Attenborough in my head when I see this..
 Volwen: The majestic Nighttime-Daytime bird.
 Nopetology: Cannot see without hearing Attenborough narrating inside my head. Guess I have been assimilated. :)
 SunWukong: Hoverbird.
 tib gubb: 'sup ladies
 Dr Awkward: Look at this jaunty fucker
Image 192885   07-23-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 Nekurajin: Picard and Dathon at El-Adrel
 Bartleby: Shakkah, when the bass dropped
 Felicity: Tembla! His arms wide! [holds up lighter]
 a robot: *Stardate 45047.2
 Rev80: Jean-Luc exclusively plays B.C. Rich guitars
 Side Boob: Shaka. When the walls fell.
 tib gubb: patrick stewart's side job
 Dr Awkward: Other than "September", I don't think these are words
 ChubbyBuddy: Tanagra is too corporate. nine bucks for kanar? no thank you
Image 192884   07-23-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
 Mad Collager: In an attempt to compensate for the aging process, Twiggy had an extra arm implanted.
 Nopetology: This porn in branchy. Our usual landscapers ran away, so we're looking for a company that's more committed..
Image 192883   07-23-17   Uploaded by    White Male
 wolfpk: Man you stink.
 piranharama: "Get it off get it off!!!"
 Mr Shifty: Hyuck hyuck hyuck
 Hosebag: Thank you, now shampoo please.
 ChubbyBuddy: four more yearsI four more yearsI
 Dr Awkward: "Gotcha, fucker!"
Image 192882   07-23-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
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