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272297  Weedheart: Happy Birthday!

272155  Mr Bleak: I've looked closely over many years, and I'm still yet to find the coin slot.

272157  Mr Bleak: Harry Potter reboot looking ... interesting.

272159  Mr Bleak: Mistakes were made, judge. Lessons will be learned.

272161  Mr Bleak: @savvoy Bare Thundersword is my porn star name.

272162  Mr Bleak: Normally, I'm against dressing cats up. But ... I can see Fur face in one of those ... it would pay him back for the half a dead bird in my shoe.

272169  Mr Bleak: @Air Biscuit That's less than a good cup of coffee at Starfucks.

272296  camellia: "The Drop Dog is a dangerous predator."

272296  boomboomboom: I have no idea what I'm doing.

272174  tib gubb: self loathing aside - it's worth as much as respect between friends

272180  tib gubb: what do you mean, move? i'm pretty sure that i'm allowed to be here.

272295  kswat: Gooby pls

272245  tib gubb: the dark side beckons

272268  tib gubb: ooh, ooh... i'll make popcorn

272201  georgerino: Indeed @Teechur...

272159  tib gubb: @SuedeOxford I work with lawyers- most of them are middle class and overworked

272201  Teechur: @Mr Bleak I like #buttduohorn

272283  Teechur: The lemon slices look like Homer Simpson eyes.

272282  Dr Awkward: Hooray for sexual assault! (BAD)

272184  Mr Bleak: Mein Furier!

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272155 Mr Bleak: I've looked closely over many years, and I'm still yet to find the coin slot.

272195 Air Biscuit: @Knice also happy birthday.

272159 Mr Bleak: Mistakes were made, judge. Lessons will be learned.

272089 Mad Collager: @fanny I can give you my mother's Neverfail Pie Crust recipe if you like. It's super easy, rolls out beautifully and very light and flaky when baked. For the filling, I use the sourest apples I can find for maximum flavor and about a cup of cinnamon sugar and half a stick of butter broken into little pieces and put among the apple slices. Let me know!

272189 Warrax: This goddamned shit is motherfucking KEEN I tell you.

272086 tib gubb: yikes

272205 Terrh: Classy...

272009 Not A Bot: the kid's name is actually "naho"

271958 revtom: As if we wouldn't use those Atlas droids to fight. See that 'atlas parkour' video on youtube? We'll be remotely piloting those things in the next war.

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 Science: Morgan Freeman is narrating this right now.
 Rev80: His secret ingredient is titty-sprinkles..
 Jrks: ....and that's how Morgan Freeman makes chopped cheese!
Image 192891   07-23-17   Uploaded by    titular role
 Hosebag: I hope that glue is gluten free.
 Annoying Vegan : But is the glue stick conductive?
 Scoo: My batteries came with glue stick. Your argument is irrelevant.
 Jeffrat: The batteries should come as an 11 pack because that way after you pit one in your new gluestick you'll have an even number for your other stuff
 Whatever: Well, yeah, you need those batteries for that expensive graphing calculator that can do whatever a smart phone can do, and glue for arts & crafts in school...
 karmakat: they go SO WELL together.
 Teechur: Cool! Chapstick!
Image 192890   07-23-17   Uploaded by    ColdHotCool
 tib gubb: all dolls are creepy, especially this one.
 Bagels: That is definitely haunted
 El Barto: No, thank you.
 Nopetology: Not sure I'm onboard with this Max Headroom prequel. Kinda seems like a stretch..
Image 192889   07-23-17   Uploaded by    toad
 Shay: I always saw Cryptkeeper as a zombie version of The Joker. Also, that Tales From The Crypt game show on Saturday morning (not the cartoon) was rad as hell.
 LogicKitty: Good evening boys and ghouls, our tale tonight is about a robot on a murderous rampage to kill all humans
 Rev80: My first reaction was, "Why does a dead thing need a spacesuit.. He's dead" but then I realized that the Ole Cryptkeeper needs a medium to carry sound.. so there you go..
 Whatever: Cryptkeepers in Spaaaace!
 El Barto: Zombo Fonzo.
 SunWukong: Live action Earthworm Jim looking disturbing.
Image 192888   07-23-17   Uploaded by    fatman
 wolfpk: It's crazy how much they match. You can believe all of them are the "kid" version
 Snix: Now post the magic school bus captain planet one. GO
 karmakat: talk about UNCANNY!
Image 192887   07-23-17   Uploaded by    Father Goose
 Ulillillia: I don't want this
 LogicKitty: I'm actually more disturbed by the imprint of the old man.
 Rev80: The product of Gumby and Butthead's late night tryst..
 ChubbyBuddy: this dr pepper is mostly backwash by now man
Image 192886   07-23-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 Darmstadtium: High-altitude vacuum seal
 savvoy: peek-a-boo
 Rev80: Meeting ladies is hard for shy guys
 karmakat: NO PAPARAZZI!
 Nopetology: @Volwen Heh- yeah, I saw the silly version too. Very funny. Pretty rad, but I still hear Attenborough in my head when I see this..
 Volwen: The majestic Nighttime-Daytime bird.
 Nopetology: Cannot see without hearing Attenborough narrating inside my head. Guess I have been assimilated. :)
 SunWukong: Hoverbird.
 tib gubb: 'sup ladies
 froggyfresh: Look at this jaunty fucker
Image 192885   07-23-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 Nekurajin: Picard and Dathon at El-Adrel
 Bartleby: Shakkah, when the bass dropped
 cybeq: Tembla! His arms wide! [holds up lighter]
 a robot: *Stardate 45047.2
 Rev80: Jean-Luc exclusively plays B.C. Rich guitars
 Side Boob: Shaka. When the walls fell.
 tib gubb: patrick stewart's side job
 depression: Other than "September", I don't think these are words
 ChubbyBuddy: Tanagra is too corporate. nine bucks for kanar? no thank you
Image 192884   07-23-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
 Mad Collager: In an attempt to compensate for the aging process, Twiggy had an extra arm implanted.
 Nopetology: This porn in branchy. Our usual landscapers ran away, so we're looking for a company that's more committed..
Image 192883   07-23-17   Uploaded by    White Male
 wolfpk: Man you stink.
 piranharama: "Get it off get it off!!!"
 Mr Shifty: Hyuck hyuck hyuck
 Hosebag: Thank you, now shampoo please.
 ChubbyBuddy: four more yearsI four more yearsI
 bbbrandon: "Gotcha, fucker!"
Image 192882   07-23-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
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