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258182  Not A Bot: dat ass!

258180  Yam: Wait, is this Calgary?

258150  a robot: Betty White is older than sliced bread

258153  a robot: You rock that three-piece suit, bowler hat, umbrella and red thigh-high boots, Mr. Businessman

258167  a robot: Your dog is a very good mother to that baby polar bear!

258173  Mr. Shine: It's what they call me down at the clinic.

258175  Mr. Shine: I'm disappointed in myself because I'm not sure if i can hug them all at once.

258176  a robot: Bout to drop the hottest album of summer 2018

258176  Mr. Shine: These puppies look like they're planning a casino heist.

258177  Mr. Shine: *angrily takes pet moose and exits*

258163  Astanapan: If heroes of might and magic has taught me anything, there are another 16-45 dogs in there.

258163  bug: We should change the official header of the Friendly Spaceship to this doormat.

258177  Scoo: A moose once dated my sister

258166  Scoo: Translation: we have no legal authority to fine you for not paying so we're going to ask you pleasepleaseplease pay next time okthanks?

258179  Nope: Ted and Ed Cruise

258162  grizzly: Just boo it. I'm crying over that shit.

258182  Nope: Mike seen here pre meal

258175  Solemn: @wolfpk Huh. Never would have guessed.

258178  copunter: if you survived the 70's, you probably chop up lines on your phone like this:

258179  copunter: wow, this has some nice touches to it. @Drunk Orc -- advanced shoopniques!

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258106 SuedeOxford: I would settle for just free.

258089 Warrax: Harison ciked me in the penis

258111 Warrax: I just want to know what's wrong with them that they had to go in the garbage. I mean, it's a fairly simple device.

258079 Robespierre: Team building exercises suck

258044 Mr. Butt: Been playing a lot of Monster Hunter lately. I really like how it allows me to neurotically hoard herbs and mushrooms instead of getting good at the combat.

257947 VeeKay: Now we're going to places in my neighborhood

257995 Passive: The pain is real

258009 Astanapan: wikiHow to run first because until you learn how to bend your knees you're getting nowhere fast.

258129 Wooden Spoon: Thats fine, but how do women fix a leaky boat?

257969 WannaBee: The before picture #258041



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Score:
323
 
 Science: Morgan Freeman is narrating this right now.
 Rev80: His secret ingredient is titty-sprinkles..
 Jrks: ....and that's how Morgan Freeman makes chopped cheese!
Image 192891   07-23-17   Uploaded by    titular role
Score:
296
 
 Hosebag: I hope that glue is gluten free.
 Annoying Vegan : But is the glue stick conductive?
 Scoo: My batteries came with glue stick. Your argument is irrelevant.
 Jeffrat: The batteries should come as an 11 pack because that way after you pit one in your new gluestick you'll have an even number for your other stuff
 Whatever: Well, yeah, you need those batteries for that expensive graphing calculator that can do whatever a smart phone can do, and glue for arts & crafts in school...
 karmakat: they go SO WELL together.
 Teechur: Cool! Chapstick!
Image 192890   07-23-17   Uploaded by    ColdHotCool
Score:
430
 
 tib gubb: all dolls are creepy, especially this one.
 Bagels: That is definitely haunted
 El Barto: No, thank you.
 Nopetology: Not sure I'm onboard with this Max Headroom prequel. Kinda seems like a stretch..
Image 192889   07-23-17   Uploaded by    toad
Score:
452
 
 Shay: I always saw Cryptkeeper as a zombie version of The Joker. Also, that Tales From The Crypt game show on Saturday morning (not the cartoon) was rad as hell.
 LogicKitty: Good evening boys and ghouls, our tale tonight is about a robot on a murderous rampage to kill all humans
 Rev80: My first reaction was, "Why does a dead thing need a spacesuit.. He's dead" but then I realized that the Ole Cryptkeeper needs a medium to carry sound.. so there you go..
 Whatever: Cryptkeepers in Spaaaace!
 El Barto: Zombo Fonzo.
 SunWukong: Live action Earthworm Jim looking disturbing.
Image 192888   07-23-17   Uploaded by    fatman
Score:
415
 
 wolfpk: It's crazy how much they match. You can believe all of them are the "kid" version
 Snix: Now post the magic school bus captain planet one. GO
 karmakat: talk about UNCANNY!
Image 192887   07-23-17   Uploaded by    Father Goose
Score:
257
 
 Ulillillia: I don't want this
 LogicKitty: I'm actually more disturbed by the imprint of the old man.
 Rev80: The product of Gumby and Butthead's late night tryst..
 ChubbyBuddy: this dr pepper is mostly backwash by now man
Image 192886   07-23-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
710
 
 Darmstadtium: High-altitude vacuum seal
 savvoy: peek-a-boo
 Rev80: Meeting ladies is hard for shy guys
 karmakat: NO PAPARAZZI!
 Nopetology: @Volwen Heh- yeah, I saw the silly version too. Very funny. Pretty rad, but I still hear Attenborough in my head when I see this..
 Volwen: The majestic Nighttime-Daytime bird.
 Nopetology: Cannot see without hearing Attenborough narrating inside my head. Guess I have been assimilated. :)
 SunWukong: Hoverbird.
 tib gubb: 'sup ladies
 Dr Awkward: Look at this jaunty fucker
Image 192885   07-23-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
723
 
 Nekurajin: Picard and Dathon at El-Adrel
 Bartleby: Shakkah, when the bass dropped
 cybeq: Tembla! His arms wide! [holds up lighter]
 a robot: *Stardate 45047.2
 Rev80: Jean-Luc exclusively plays B.C. Rich guitars
 Side Boob: Shaka. When the walls fell.
 tib gubb: patrick stewart's side job
 Dr Awkward: Other than "September", I don't think these are words
 ChubbyBuddy: Tanagra is too corporate. nine bucks for kanar? no thank you
Image 192884   07-23-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
394
 
 Mad Collager: In an attempt to compensate for the aging process, Twiggy had an extra arm implanted.
 Nopetology: This porn in branchy. Our usual landscapers ran away, so we're looking for a company that's more committed..
Image 192883   07-23-17   Uploaded by    White Male
Score:
917
 
 wolfpk: Man you stink.
 piranharama: "Get it off get it off!!!"
 Mr Shifty: Hyuck hyuck hyuck
 Hosebag: Thank you, now shampoo please.
 ChubbyBuddy: four more yearsI four more yearsI
 Dr Awkward: "Gotcha, fucker!"
Image 192882   07-23-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
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