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227961  VeeKay: Well I'm very happy to tell you that you can start on Monday if you are available.

227952  VeeKay: $500 fine for carrying a battle axe? Not my President, not my America.

227953  VeeKay: Creppy. Really spoopy.

227963  square44: metal claws holding ceramic plates? I don't think they thought this one through

227963  VeeKay: That a stupid thing to Fallout 4.

227956  VeeKay: Don't let your goana mate with dingoes.

227947  charlemagne: @skillet he sounds resourceful

227957  Skaalar: To the Goat Tower!

227961  Skaalar: Im coo, you coo?

227956  charlemagne: breeding a loyal pet that's resilient enough to survive the fallout

227959  mwoody: "So we just put the scroll in his mouth?"

227955  Not A Bot: over time, domestic pufferfish take on features similar to their captors

227960  square44: do not ask what they make the whipped cream out of

227952  Fiveninety: they saw one of the videos of a canned whole chicken being born and decided to ban it.. and i approve

227948  mwoody: Taunt. +3 attack on opponent turn.

227950  WTF: Must be one of those nasty Hansen's Sodas.

227959  ThoughtlessGentleman: its ok there guy its our first time picking up a hobo for sex too.

227913  AlexDeLarge: @well duh probably not well. It's scary how many people forget there are other amendments beyond the first and second.

227927  AlexDeLarge: @Donut I'm sure there are good people on both sides

227936  Robespierre: They look similar - but which is which's pet?

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227834 Felicity: @apoxia Better than sandals with no socks. I dont want to see peoples feet

227816 Wooden Spoon: @Yurishiro: A troll figurine who comes to life, and decides to roam the countryside eating garbage.

227742 wolfpk: Without the bread of life... your toast

227743 kazzy94: Is this a Kropotkin reference?

227731 SimonSaysGarfunkel: @jochenau HAL open pod bay doors

227726 apoxia: *brings a piece of rebar*

227749 Amy Housewine: @Robespierre Alright, I'l confess. I'm not the new Official joke Explainer. I just wanted to feel important for a moment.

227748 Felicity: MEAT. Its whats for dinner!

227760 Coach Teacher: @Amy Housewine i like it when you think angry thoughts about the english.

227741 apoxia: I guess if it's frozen it's easier to clean up.

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11. Morn Bumbies: 1764 points
12. whaleshark: 1740 points
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14. InfiniteZero: 1711 points
15. EndlessVanity: 1705 points
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 Science: Morgan Freeman is narrating this right now.
 Rev80: His secret ingredient is titty-sprinkles..
 Jrks: ....and that's how Morgan Freeman makes chopped cheese!
Image 192891   07-23-17   Uploaded by    titular role
 Hosebag: I hope that glue is gluten free.
 Annoying Vegan : But is the glue stick conductive?
 Scoo: My batteries came with glue stick. Your argument is irrelevant.
 Jeffrat: The batteries should come as an 11 pack because that way after you pit one in your new gluestick you'll have an even number for your other stuff
 Whatever: Well, yeah, you need those batteries for that expensive graphing calculator that can do whatever a smart phone can do, and glue for arts & crafts in school...
 karmakat: they go SO WELL together.
 Teechur: Cool! Chapstick!
Image 192890   07-23-17   Uploaded by    ColdHotCool
 tib gubb: all dolls are creepy, especially this one.
 Bagels: That is definitely haunted
 El Barto: No, thank you.
 Nopetology: Not sure I'm onboard with this Max Headroom prequel. Kinda seems like a stretch..
Image 192889   07-23-17   Uploaded by    toad
 Shay: I always saw Cryptkeeper as a zombie version of The Joker. Also, that Tales From The Crypt game show on Saturday morning (not the cartoon) was rad as hell.
 LogicKitty: Good evening boys and ghouls, our tale tonight is about a robot on a murderous rampage to kill all humans
 Rev80: My first reaction was, "Why does a dead thing need a spacesuit.. He's dead" but then I realized that the Ole Cryptkeeper needs a medium to carry sound.. so there you go..
 Whatever: Cryptkeepers in Spaaaace!
 El Barto: Zombo Fonzo.
 SunWukong: Live action Earthworm Jim looking disturbing.
Image 192888   07-23-17   Uploaded by    fatman
 wolfpk: It's crazy how much they match. You can believe all of them are the "kid" version
 Snix: Now post the magic school bus captain planet one. GO
 karmakat: talk about UNCANNY!
Image 192887   07-23-17   Uploaded by    Father Goose
 Ulillillia: I don't want this
 LogicKitty: I'm actually more disturbed by the imprint of the old man.
 Rev80: The product of Gumby and Butthead's late night tryst..
 ChubbyBuddy: this dr pepper is mostly backwash by now man
Image 192886   07-23-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 Darmstadtium: High-altitude vacuum seal
 savvoy: peek-a-boo
 Rev80: Meeting ladies is hard for shy guys
 karmakat: NO PAPARAZZI!
 Nopetology: @Volwen Heh- yeah, I saw the silly version too. Very funny. Pretty rad, but I still hear Attenborough in my head when I see this..
 Volwen: The majestic Nighttime-Daytime bird.
 Nopetology: Cannot see without hearing Attenborough narrating inside my head. Guess I have been assimilated. :)
 SunWukong: Hoverbird.
 tib gubb: 'sup ladies
 Dr Awkward: Look at this jaunty fucker
Image 192885   07-23-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 Nekurajin: Picard and Dathon at El-Adrel
 Bartleby: Shakkah, when the bass dropped
 Felicity: Tembla! His arms wide! [holds up lighter]
 a robot: *Stardate 45047.2
 Rev80: Jean-Luc exclusively plays B.C. Rich guitars
 Side Boob: Shaka. When the walls fell.
 tib gubb: patrick stewart's side job
 Dr Awkward: Other than "September", I don't think these are words
 ChubbyBuddy: Tanagra is too corporate. nine bucks for kanar? no thank you
Image 192884   07-23-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
 Mad Collager: In an attempt to compensate for the aging process, Twiggy had an extra arm implanted.
 Nopetology: This porn in branchy. Our usual landscapers ran away, so we're looking for a company that's more committed..
Image 192883   07-23-17   Uploaded by    White Male
 wolfpk: Man you stink.
 piranharama: "Get it off get it off!!!"
 Mr Shifty: Hyuck hyuck hyuck
 Hosebag: Thank you, now shampoo please.
 ChubbyBuddy: four more yearsI four more yearsI
 Dr Awkward: "Gotcha, fucker!"
Image 192882   07-23-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
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