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253971  White Rice: False. Fact: you can't get sick if you're dead.

253985  White Rice: @Sadbot @barfolomew people seem to think Star Wars was ever not campy & goofy, but that's a recent event (and only really in rogue one, which still had some humor tossed in with the war movie set in space). I also liked it, and am looking forward to everything else thats in the works (and even though the movie was less "origin" and more "here's a crazy thing that happened" Solo was alright)

253964  Scoo: Buckle up, Buttercup!

253968  Scoo: We need to talk about @Kevin II

253973  Scoo: Whert, whert in the Bert

253979  Scoo: Fuck off, Cis-th Lord!

253986  Scoo: Boop!

253987  Scoo: No, but I've left it on the top of my car and driven off...

253990  Scoo: Timely!

253992  Scoo: Well owl be damned

253961  tib gubb: this sign is positively spectacular

253971  tib gubb: no, no... without proof, that's an opinion

253973  tib gubb: lol-worthy

253978  tib gubb: statistics don't lie

253983  tib gubb: the cat is in charge, the soldier is just hired muscle

253985  Sadbot: @barfolomew I enjoyed it also. High five for not letting nostalgia create unrealistic expectations!

253969  Not A Bot: Wait...is the cat not named Mint Rose. Pretty sure the cat's name is Mint Rose and the soap would smell as fishy as the packaging looks.

253988  sparename: "What do David Beckham and Ferrero Rocher have in common?" .. "They both come in posh boxes..."

253996  OldKentuckyShark: Oohhh, poor thing

253984  Sadbot: That is a belief, of sorts.

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253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.



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Score:
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 Tacorleone: @Air Biscuit Thanks to /Dont Tell Mom the Babysitters Dead/ (1991), I already knew :-)
 Wet farts: @ignatz you won friendly spaceship today. Thank you for the actual lol
 Air Biscuit: @Rev80 look up what gruinons are people, that was a really good joke.
 dangerous dave: This is fine.
 Rev80: The grunions are evolving!
 Fishy: SOON
 ignatz: Scubaru?
 Jabberwikket: Remember where we parked
 SunWukong: Jaws theme intensifies.
Image 192880   07-23-17   Uploaded by    elmosco
Score:
783
 
 LogicKitty: Sir Didymus and Ambrosius cosplay?
 El Barto: Both doggos look proud af. And so they should be, for they are doggos.
Image 192879   07-23-17   Uploaded by    kate2point0
Score:
473
 
 Teechur: @Jabberwikket Beba cafe. Haga tonterias mas rapido y con mas energia. De nada.
 Jabberwikket: MOAR !!!! clicky clicky clicky clicky clicky clicky clicky clicky clicky clicky clicky clicky clicky clicky clicky in Spanish
Image 192878   07-23-17   Uploaded by    Stephen Milkmus
Score:
474
 
 petepuma: Needs more duct tape.
 Rev80: Hello Ladies.. I got 100MHz and 4MB of RAM in this thing, so stand back!
 Amy Housewine: I can sympathise though. I hate laptops too.
 karmakat: what? I am getting fresh air.
 Jabberwikket: Master Shake wore it better
 Kim: This compresses the nerves.
 Ulillillia: RIP his spine
 Sadbot: If I were going to build this stupid thing, I'd have used an old external frame backpack as a base...but he doesn't look the type to know anything about the outdoors or camping gear.
 Amy Housewine: One-man band (using Logic Audio).
 Nopetology: Impressive- the subwoofer really puts this over the top!
Image 192877   07-23-17   Uploaded by    Natch
Score:
694
 
 silver: Futuristic flying car
 Derp Herpigan: This just in: Toilet stolen from police station. Cops have nothing to go on.
 Prostata: As I walked out in the streets of Laredo...
 Mad Collager: Well, at least they didn't put graffiti on it.
 Rev80: It's not what you think.. Laredo PD simply went back to policing on horseback..
 Mr. Shine: Also, username/upload combo?
 Mr. Shine: Talk about a BAD neighborhood!
 karmakat: even the police isn't safe...cool
Image 192876   07-23-17   Uploaded by    Bacon Train
Score:
694
 
 isosceleswaffle: Hathor later embraced the gender he was robbed of in Egypt.
 Mr Shifty: Funny moth
 Rev80: Wow.. Sun-Ra's main whip was a Ford Pinto? Who knew?!?!?
 Mr. Shine: Death Race 2000 was OK? But the remake was an insult to every lifeform with more than two neurons.
 FabricMan: If he stands in *just* the right place, he will reveal the location of the Ark of the Covenant
 Side Boob: Someone wake up that MacGuyver guy.
 karmakat: as he stared as his land...he heard people laughter toward him.
 Warrax: Aliens are real, and they're just too cool to hang out with us.
 ignatz: Sun Rad
Image 192875   07-23-17   Uploaded by    Rembo Rompus
Score:
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 Sandor: This is the fines
 SomeOtherCanadian: MF Doom MFer's
 ThoughtlessGentleman: i see you down there DOOM!! you nah foolin anybodh.
Image 192874   07-23-17   Uploaded by    silver
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 Dr Awkward: @Science Agreed that it is in no way equal to actual blackface. It is simply a way of describing how it is intended to use stereotypes of a certain group as entertainment for people not within that group.
 Science: @Dr Awkward: I agree that it isn't a very good show, but calling it "black face for nerd culture" is incredibly insensitive to actual people who were (and are) are actually marginalized and victims of racism, not a bunch of nerds being angry that TV characters aren't truly nerdy.
 Science: @dangerous dave: Lighten up, Sheldon.
 dangerous dave: If you don't mortally despise this show, it's probably because three or four hundred of your clisest friends haven't, individually and at various times, called you 'Sheldon'.
 grizzly: This show is like Jimmy Buffet. I don't HATE BBT or Buffet (although I don't particularly like them) but I DO hate the fans that are in love with them.
 zupobaloop: @Sadbot Please dont get me wrong. This show isn't very good. But the 'science jokes' aren't looked up, they're written by actual physicists. The stupid DVD-extras have them explaining every last one in stupid boring detail. (My wife is a fan, so I've seen all that)
 jochenau: I try to make the world a better place by recommending IT Crowd whenever someone suggests that I'd enjoy BBT.
 White Rice: @Dr Awkward ah, that I can understand completely (While I don't get show recommendations, I do have the joy of nearly all of my extended family being Fox News watchers, and most of my friends being the polar opposite, so anytime I look at facebook it's a 50/50 split of wether Obama/trump is the anti-Christ/Jesus himself back to fix everything, with a sprinkling of "both sides are wrong, comrade!" that has a "how do you do, fellow kids?" feel to it). Hmm, that's a lot in parenthesis for that brief of an actual response; kinda proud of myself there.
 White Rice: @ChubbyBuddy full disclosure: while both shows had some bits I enjoyed, more often than not I was either indifferent or actively displeased with what I was watching. They (like most standard broadcast sitcoms) just kind of fell into a "turn off your brain & enjoy the noise" sort of niche to me (didn't help that that'd be what the family was watching, so that was that).
 Dr Awkward: @White Rice I would be happy to simply ignore this show, but somehow people really like it and keep on trying to convince me that I would really like it.
 White Rice: @Dr Awkward I just used them as examples that everybody at least knows of, but yeah, they were more "generic, ultimately not too offensive" sitcom than ""science/nerd culture" your relative who forwards moronic emails about Bill Gates giving away Nigeria can understand" sitcom. Nerd blackface is a good way of putting it though, I'll not argue that. It's just that it's one of those things where the people who understand what's wrong with it have little/no say in making it, so it'll neither improve nor go away so long as it makes money with the current effort put forth. I just can't muster the same rage over it that others can, kind of like Adam Sandler movies (though I haven't watched anything he's done recently either, despite Netflix's best efforts)
 ChubbyBuddy: @White Rice Rosanne and Seinfeld are cultural touchstones. Big Bang Theory is what you watch because the tv at the Super 8 only gets TBS
 Dr Awkward: #191113 was where we last discussed this image
 Dr Awkward: @White Rice this is far worse than rosanne or Seinfeld, and I don't particularly like either of those. This show is actively bad, and as one of our fellow aggronauts mentioned previously, this is like "black face for nerd culture"
 ignatz: @apoxia Yes I agree, Friends is a terrible show also
 apoxia: I was complaining about this show with friends just yesterday.
 Sadbot: Is "oh no, a girl! Science reference the writers looked up on wikipedia!" not enough jokes for this snarkmaster?
 White Rice: I had this whole thing written out, but I'm shortening/simplifying because of space & deciding I don't care as much as the post would have implied. It's a sitcom in syndication, it isn't going to be one of the great works of any era/generation, let the masses have their simple, geek-chique show. It wasn't written for anyone who'd take it as seriously as any character depicted in it would take it, so don't become the characture that you're mocking. It's about as important as Roseanne or Seinfeld (ultimately: not very important). It's just a show.
 jazzjunkie: Accurate
 Bu7Z: Hahahahahahahaha
Image 192873   07-23-17   Uploaded by    namaste
Score:
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 Mr Bleak: Welcome to meltingyourcomputer.com, we hope you enjoy your - brief - stay.
 boomboomboom: Data somethings got meee
 El hefe: Singularity simulation running in background
 Ronick: Big black Boot-y screen
 Rev80: Can your Mac do that?
 petepuma: comin up
 Side Boob: Drugs are bad, m-kay
 jochenau: I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to degauss flatscreen monitors.
 ignatz: Your extra screen sucks
 jazzjunkie: You dripped acid on your keyboard, didn't you
 tib gubb: weird!
Image 192872   07-23-17   Uploaded by    McBomalds
Score:
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 piranharama: Unless twist, dude is jumping the cop car instead.
 Rev80: It's not what you think.. That cop is getting ready to interrogate that man.. And you don't want to know what the jumper cables are for..
 ChubbyBuddy: get it trending #NACABBMCABIADIPTCBESWRSR
 ChubbyBuddy: @Minnesotan not all cops are bastards but many cops are bastards indicating a deeper institutional problem that cannot be easily solved without radical systemic reform
 jazzjunkie: I've gotten a jump start from a policeman before.
 Ulillillia: ACAB isn't anywhere, ACAB doesn't really care
 Minnesotan: ACAB
 Wet farts: I always rad for good cops
Image 192871   07-23-17   Uploaded by    togboat
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