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272298  Father Goose: Old cats are best cats. Give her lots of love OP!

272297  Weedheart: Happy Birthday!

272155  Mr Bleak: I've looked closely over many years, and I'm still yet to find the coin slot.

272157  Mr Bleak: Harry Potter reboot looking ... interesting.

272159  Mr Bleak: Mistakes were made, judge. Lessons will be learned.

272161  Mr Bleak: @savvoy Bare Thundersword is my porn star name.

272162  Mr Bleak: Normally, I'm against dressing cats up. But ... I can see Fur face in one of those ... it would pay him back for the half a dead bird in my shoe.

272169  Mr Bleak: @Air Biscuit That's less than a good cup of coffee at Starfucks.

272296  camellia: "The Drop Dog is a dangerous predator."

272296  boomboomboom: I have no idea what I'm doing.

272174  tib gubb: self loathing aside - it's worth as much as respect between friends

272180  tib gubb: what do you mean, move? i'm pretty sure that i'm allowed to be here.

272295  kswat: Gooby pls

272245  tib gubb: the dark side beckons

272268  tib gubb: ooh, ooh... i'll make popcorn

272201  georgerino: Indeed @Teechur...

272159  tib gubb: @SuedeOxford I work with lawyers- most of them are middle class and overworked

272201  Teechur: @Mr Bleak I like #buttduohorn

272283  Teechur: The lemon slices look like Homer Simpson eyes.

272282  Dr Awkward: Hooray for sexual assault! (BAD)

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272155 Mr Bleak: I've looked closely over many years, and I'm still yet to find the coin slot.

271861 Scoo: SHUT THAT BLOODY BOUZOUKI UP!

272189 Warrax: This goddamned shit is motherfucking KEEN I tell you.

272009 Not A Bot: the kid's name is actually "naho"

272195 Air Biscuit: @Knice also happy birthday.

272205 Terrh: Classy...

272078 savvoy: Guy in my neighborhood does this some mornings. There's a school down the street, and once parents drop off the kids, they drive like bats out of hell through the neighborhood to get to less-congested exits to the main streets. The cops only ever set up on the main streets.

271958 revtom: As if we wouldn't use those Atlas droids to fight. See that 'atlas parkour' video on youtube? We'll be remotely piloting those things in the next war.

272159 Mr Bleak: Mistakes were made, judge. Lessons will be learned.

272089 Mad Collager: @fanny I can give you my mother's Neverfail Pie Crust recipe if you like. It's super easy, rolls out beautifully and very light and flaky when baked. For the filling, I use the sourest apples I can find for maximum flavor and about a cup of cinnamon sugar and half a stick of butter broken into little pieces and put among the apple slices. Let me know!



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Score:
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 piranharama: Unless twist, dude is jumping the cop car instead.
 Rev80: It's not what you think.. That cop is getting ready to interrogate that man.. And you don't want to know what the jumper cables are for..
 ChubbyBuddy: get it trending #NACABBMCABIADIPTCBESWRSR
 ChubbyBuddy: @Minnesotan not all cops are bastards but many cops are bastards indicating a deeper institutional problem that cannot be easily solved without radical systemic reform
 jazzjunkie: I've gotten a jump start from a policeman before.
 Ulillillia: ACAB isn't anywhere, ACAB doesn't really care
 Minnesotan: ACAB
 Wet farts: I always rad for good cops
Image 192871   07-23-17   Uploaded by    togboat
Score:
473
 
 snipdawg: Dang @XLY
 Larry Xmas: GIVE ME A HEAD WITH HAIR. LONG BEAUTIFUL HAIR.
 originaluser: At a certain point it becomes a mall Santa beard
 Mr Shifty: Lana del Ray's fantasy
 XLY: she probably doesn't even have a body
 jochenau: This must be where they get those little hair samples that show you what color your hair will resemble when you use the dye.
 norgu5: Sport hunting lady folk
 Warrax: @funny in the wall In the wall, being funny maybe? This could be your soulmate.
 funny in the wall: Where's the rest of ya?
 A duck: Hair.
Image 192870   07-23-17   Uploaded by    MyPasswordAintPassword
Score:
591
 
 Mr Bleak: One job. Just one fucking job. I didn't ask for much, did I?
 Mad Collager: Actually, this was intended to be installed in the the bathroom with the slanted wall.
 XLY: if it's stupid but doesn't work it is
 dangerous dave: I'm more concerned about the toilet-install in the background. Doesn't look too sanitary.
 Skinr: Yes sir
 A duck: Well, somebody sure fucked up.
 Amy Housewine: 31: Please place at edge of sink.
Image 192869   07-23-17   Uploaded by    Jonananathan
Score:
507
 
 edgarallendoh: Don't get me started about why it's called Carl's Jr rather than Carl Jr's
 Eleftheros: @jochenau @White Rice yep i put edge-y. Random switch.
 White Rice: @jochenau I know that's what becomes "great", though now I'm wondering if the beautiful was the switch, or if beautiful was in regards to the switch (in which case it's a known switch).
 jochenau: @White Rice I think it rhymes with 'hedge-y'.
 White Rice: @Eleftheros I'm trying to figure out what you initially put now. I know what switches to "beautiful people", but just beautiful is new to me (unless they changed what "great" switches to...which I'll find out once I hit the post button!)
 Ulillillia: Carl's Jr.: Fuck you! I'm eating
 Amiga 1000: At the edge. Not on the edge.
 Eleftheros: Why. Is that. Switcherinoed.
 Eleftheros: Beautiful.
 WaffleIron: 2great4me
Image 192868   07-23-17   Uploaded by    metallica
Score:
538
 
 Mad Collager: @Nopetology I figured you would know. You did not fail to be funny, either! You also know way more about the A-Team than I ever will. I can only make occasional Mr. T jokes, as most people remember his distinctive hair cut.
 Nopetology: @Mad Collager I actually knew that, and was just failing to be funny.. There should be a silly webpage that tells you which A-Team member you are based on what color your XM-42 is. Hannibal would be silver, like his stainless steel Mini-14. B. A. Baracus would be gold, to match that glorious pile of necklaces. Face would probably be basic black, leaving any other color as Murdock. Personally, I love it when a plan comes together..
 Mad Collager: @Nopetology No worries! Flamethrowers are perfectly legal by the Feds, and 40 states have no laws against owning them. (Really)
 Air Biscuit: I found a place the other day that makes grilled cheese like this.
 Nopetology: @Mad Collager Shhh- the Feds aren't supposed to know that I'm lighting drinks off the pilot light of my flamethrower..
 Mad Collager: @Nopetology Of course, it'll be plenty colorful when it burns.
 jochenau: Give your dog one of these and you'll never worry about stepping on a concealed landmine again.
 karmakat: I admit this gets me curious.
 Nopetology: That's a great idea- time to crush some ice! Mine won't be quite this colorful, but it'll be a lot more flammable..
Image 192867   07-23-17   Uploaded by    nightmarez
Score:
271
 
 Scoo: They're all good sandwiches, Bronn
Image 192866   07-23-17   Uploaded by    matos
Score:
182
 
 jazzjunkie: SpongeBob and Squidward?
Image 192865   07-23-17   Uploaded by    Baby Jesus
Score:
598
 
 piranharama: Bleurgh!!!
 MC Delta T: Take that, literal square
 Jabberwikket: Ents on tha move !
 Urn BooUrn: Life, uh, finds a way.
Image 192864   07-23-17   Uploaded by    kayjay
Score:
195
 
 dangerous dave: ...And it cost $450, too. I'm not kidding: Watch the movie *Used Cars*, with Kurt Russell and Deborah Harmon, made in 1980. When he kisses her to distract her from the TV-shop window, there's a 15-inch, crank-dial television in there for $449.
Image 192863   07-22-17   Uploaded by    doindabs
Score:
509
 
 Mr Bleak: Frequently - you clearly don't live anywhere near my wife!
 ChubbyBuddy: @Mr Bleak when was the last time you heard anyone call a woman a bastard
 Mr Bleak: @ChubbyBuddy Where is sexism implied? There are no gender related terms I can see in that message.
 ChubbyBuddy: also sexist for assuming the parker is male
 ChubbyBuddy: $i000 says the note writer is not handicapped and sees no moral inconsistency in committing felony assault over a parking space
 Nope: Handi-Capable
Image 192862   07-22-17   Uploaded by    god666
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