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228205  jochenau: I don't think my GPS has an Aramaic option...

228198  charlemagne: @jochenau georgian maybe?

228204  charlemagne: 'your hair looks weird'

228160  Spazstatic: If this was a legitimate fur pattern, I would have this breed of dog.

228195  sparename: @VeeKay 1225 dead things, or less if some had two-part shells

228200  Scoo: Jaunty!

228204  Scoo: @sparename "That's not my hand!"

228202  sparename: Are these what people call 'Out'houses?

228197  Matricii: Well I suppose at least now they can wrap up all those random semen allergy death cases..

228198  jochenau: This is driving me crazy, can anyone figure out what language this is? The closest writing system I've found is Cherokee but that doesn't seem to match.

228180  Whatever: Feel the arteries hardening

228204  SimonSaysGarfunkel: I thought Tammy Fae Baker died?

228202  Matricii: This is what you get when you leave a clown in the microwave for too long...

228203  Matricii: The newest craze from Japan... RECHARGABLE KITTY!

228192  Whatever: Ironically Ronald McDonalds mom was a health food vegetarian who had no sense of humor

228196  Whatever: Training sled dogs is hard work...

228199  grizzly: @Scoo looks like a real dog to me!

228199  Whatever: To boldly go where no dog has gone before * sniff sniff *

228183  sparename: "Every Generation Rewashes The World"

228188  Springbok: I fully expect somebody to cut the sandal straps and leave the bike lock.

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227992 Robespierre: @glenalec From Blue Highways by William Least Heat Moon: "Who on Earth would eat wolf fish?" "Ask Mrs. Paul."

228003 Austin: If you haven't see wizard people Dear reader go do it right now

227927 elmstreet: You get em @Not A Bot

228047 SuedeOxford: When two people kiss, they form a long tube with an anus at both ends. This is not worse than that.

227908 Mad Collager: @Otterman Sorry the link didn't format right. You can paste it in now, at least.

227970 DrNinjaman: Louis CK's going ahead with that self help book after all.

228072 Side Boob: Fuck the po-lice!

227950 DrNinjaman: Santorum Soda! Just like "Mom" used to make!

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228024 VeeKay: O beautiful for spacious skies, For amber waves of grain, For purple mountain majesties, Above the fruited plain! America! America! God shed His grace on thee, And crown thy good with brotherhood, From sea to shining sea!



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Score:
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 piranharama: Unless twist, dude is jumping the cop car instead.
 Rev80: It's not what you think.. That cop is getting ready to interrogate that man.. And you don't want to know what the jumper cables are for..
 ChubbyBuddy: get it trending #NACABBMCABIADIPTCBESWRSR
 ChubbyBuddy: @Minnesotan not all cops are bastards but many cops are bastards indicating a deeper institutional problem that cannot be easily solved without radical systemic reform
 jazzjunkie: I've gotten a jump start from a policeman before.
 Ulillillia: ACAB isn't anywhere, ACAB doesn't really care
 Minnesotan: ACAB
 Wet farts: I always rad for good cops
Image 192871   07-23-17   Uploaded by    togboat
Score:
473
 
 snipdawg: Dang @XLY
 antipatterns: GIVE ME A HEAD WITH HAIR. LONG BEAUTIFUL HAIR.
 Felicity: At a certain point it becomes a mall Santa beard
 Mr Shifty: Lana del Ray's fantasy
 XLY: she probably doesn't even have a body
 jochenau: This must be where they get those little hair samples that show you what color your hair will resemble when you use the dye.
 Dr Awkward: Sport hunting lady folk
 Warrax: @funny in the wall In the wall, being funny maybe? This could be your soulmate.
 funny in the wall: Where's the rest of ya?
 A duck: Hair.
Image 192870   07-23-17   Uploaded by    MyPasswordAintPassword
Score:
567
 
 Mr Bleak: One job. Just one fucking job. I didn't ask for much, did I?
 Mad Collager: Actually, this was intended to be installed in the the bathroom with the slanted wall.
 XLY: if it's stupid but doesn't work it is
 dangerous dave: I'm more concerned about the toilet-install in the background. Doesn't look too sanitary.
 Skinr: Yes sir
 A duck: Well, somebody sure fucked up.
 Amy Housewine: 31: Please place at edge of sink.
Image 192869   07-23-17   Uploaded by    Jonananathan
Score:
507
 
 antipatterns: Don't get me started about why it's called Carl's Jr rather than Carl Jr's
 Eleftheros: @jochenau @White Rice yep i put edge-y. Random switch.
 White Rice: @jochenau I know that's what becomes "great", though now I'm wondering if the beautiful was the switch, or if beautiful was in regards to the switch (in which case it's a known switch).
 jochenau: @White Rice I think it rhymes with 'hedge-y'.
 White Rice: @Eleftheros I'm trying to figure out what you initially put now. I know what switches to "beautiful people", but just beautiful is new to me (unless they changed what "great" switches to...which I'll find out once I hit the post button!)
 Ulillillia: Carl's Jr.: Fuck you! I'm eating
 VoR: At the edge. Not on the edge.
 Eleftheros: Why. Is that. Switcherinoed.
 Eleftheros: Beautiful.
 WaffleIron: 2great4me
Image 192868   07-23-17   Uploaded by    metallica
Score:
538
 
 Mad Collager: @Nopetology I figured you would know. You did not fail to be funny, either! You also know way more about the A-Team than I ever will. I can only make occasional Mr. T jokes, as most people remember his distinctive hair cut.
 Nopetology: @Mad Collager I actually knew that, and was just failing to be funny.. There should be a silly webpage that tells you which A-Team member you are based on what color your XM-42 is. Hannibal would be silver, like his stainless steel Mini-14. B. A. Baracus would be gold, to match that glorious pile of necklaces. Face would probably be basic black, leaving any other color as Murdock. Personally, I love it when a plan comes together..
 Mad Collager: @Nopetology No worries! Flamethrowers are perfectly legal by the Feds, and 40 states have no laws against owning them. (Really)
 Air Biscuit: I found a place the other day that makes grilled cheese like this.
 Nopetology: @Mad Collager Shhh- the Feds aren't supposed to know that I'm lighting drinks off the pilot light of my flamethrower..
 Mad Collager: @Nopetology Of course, it'll be plenty colorful when it burns.
 jochenau: Give your dog one of these and you'll never worry about stepping on a concealed landmine again.
 karmakat: I admit this gets me curious.
 Nopetology: That's a great idea- time to crush some ice! Mine won't be quite this colorful, but it'll be a lot more flammable..
Image 192867   07-23-17   Uploaded by    nightmarez
Score:
271
 
 Scoo: They're all good sandwiches, Bronn
Image 192866   07-23-17   Uploaded by    matos
Score:
182
 
 jazzjunkie: SpongeBob and Squidward?
Image 192865   07-23-17   Uploaded by    Baby Jesus
Score:
576
 
 piranharama: Bleurgh!!!
 Dr Awkward: Take that, literal square
 Jabberwikket: Ents on tha move !
 Urn BooUrn: Life, uh, finds a way.
Image 192864   07-23-17   Uploaded by    kayjay
Score:
195
 
 dangerous dave: ...And it cost $450, too. I'm not kidding: Watch the movie *Used Cars*, with Kurt Russell and Deborah Harmon, made in 1980. When he kisses her to distract her from the TV-shop window, there's a 15-inch, crank-dial television in there for $449.
Image 192863   07-22-17   Uploaded by    doindabs
Score:
509
 
 Mr Bleak: Frequently - you clearly don't live anywhere near my wife!
 ChubbyBuddy: @Mr Bleak when was the last time you heard anyone call a woman a bastard
 Mr Bleak: @ChubbyBuddy Where is sexism implied? There are no gender related terms I can see in that message.
 ChubbyBuddy: also sexist for assuming the parker is male
 ChubbyBuddy: $i000 says the note writer is not handicapped and sees no moral inconsistency in committing felony assault over a parking space
 Nope: Handi-Capable
Image 192862   07-22-17   Uploaded by    god666
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