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258166  Nope: Winnipeg isn't just a frozen shithole! its nice sometimes

258159  Mr. Butt: I'm not sure what website you think this is....

258153  Nope: Ugh. Waldo is an alt right asshole too?

258156  Nope: I mean the majority of terrorist attacks are not plane based. So probably not.

258157  Nope: All good boys deserve homes

258125  Wooden Spoon: @BavidDowie: I see how it is... venomous bees then.

258129  Wooden Spoon: Thats fine, but how do women fix a leaky boat?

258118  dobbiesdoogs: this is where i get off

258152  tib gubb: looks like your thumb drive is bricked

258152  tib gubb: universal serial brick

258150  Spazstatic: I eat sliced bread probably every other day on average. I have a mild to moderate allergic reaction to penicillin and most of its derivatives.

258153  Shay: Has anyone ever asked why Waldo is hiding in the first place?

258158  tib gubb: trigger warning how about?

258158  Spazstatic: It seems it's working

258153  tib gubb: *drawn-out sigh*

258143  Dreforian: From the makers of Colon Blow!

258150  Dreforian: Sliced bread's claim to fame is that it revolutionized the way we hype new inventions

258153  Dreforian: I was going to ask what having one hand bigger than the other signifies. Then I was wondering how a stick of butter that big hadn't melted yet. But the real question is, how do they manage daycare for this massive swingers party?

258047  Spazstatic: @Felicity no, at least mine didn't. They would stay away from him at all costs when he was awake. When he was sleeping they would try and cuddle with him cause he was warm and there were blankets.

258155  Dreforian: Alphanumeric!

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Score:
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 piranharama: Unless twist, dude is jumping the cop car instead.
 Rev80: It's not what you think.. That cop is getting ready to interrogate that man.. And you don't want to know what the jumper cables are for..
 ChubbyBuddy: get it trending #NACABBMCABIADIPTCBESWRSR
 ChubbyBuddy: @Minnesotan not all cops are bastards but many cops are bastards indicating a deeper institutional problem that cannot be easily solved without radical systemic reform
 jazzjunkie: I've gotten a jump start from a policeman before.
 Ulillillia: ACAB isn't anywhere, ACAB doesn't really care
 Minnesotan: ACAB
 Wet farts: I always rad for good cops
Image 192871   07-23-17   Uploaded by    togboat
Score:
473
 
 snipdawg: Dang @XLY
 antipatterns: GIVE ME A HEAD WITH HAIR. LONG BEAUTIFUL HAIR.
 originaluser: At a certain point it becomes a mall Santa beard
 Mr Shifty: Lana del Ray's fantasy
 XLY: she probably doesn't even have a body
 jochenau: This must be where they get those little hair samples that show you what color your hair will resemble when you use the dye.
 Dr Awkward: Sport hunting lady folk
 Warrax: @funny in the wall In the wall, being funny maybe? This could be your soulmate.
 funny in the wall: Where's the rest of ya?
 A duck: Hair.
Image 192870   07-23-17   Uploaded by    MyPasswordAintPassword
Score:
591
 
 Mr Bleak: One job. Just one fucking job. I didn't ask for much, did I?
 Mad Collager: Actually, this was intended to be installed in the the bathroom with the slanted wall.
 XLY: if it's stupid but doesn't work it is
 dangerous dave: I'm more concerned about the toilet-install in the background. Doesn't look too sanitary.
 Skinr: Yes sir
 A duck: Well, somebody sure fucked up.
 Amy Housewine: 31: Please place at edge of sink.
Image 192869   07-23-17   Uploaded by    Jonananathan
Score:
507
 
 antipatterns: Don't get me started about why it's called Carl's Jr rather than Carl Jr's
 Eleftheros: @jochenau @White Rice yep i put edge-y. Random switch.
 White Rice: @jochenau I know that's what becomes "great", though now I'm wondering if the beautiful was the switch, or if beautiful was in regards to the switch (in which case it's a known switch).
 jochenau: @White Rice I think it rhymes with 'hedge-y'.
 White Rice: @Eleftheros I'm trying to figure out what you initially put now. I know what switches to "beautiful people", but just beautiful is new to me (unless they changed what "great" switches to...which I'll find out once I hit the post button!)
 Ulillillia: Carl's Jr.: Fuck you! I'm eating
 VoR: At the edge. Not on the edge.
 Eleftheros: Why. Is that. Switcherinoed.
 Eleftheros: Beautiful.
 WaffleIron: 2great4me
Image 192868   07-23-17   Uploaded by    metallica
Score:
538
 
 Mad Collager: @Nopetology I figured you would know. You did not fail to be funny, either! You also know way more about the A-Team than I ever will. I can only make occasional Mr. T jokes, as most people remember his distinctive hair cut.
 Nopetology: @Mad Collager I actually knew that, and was just failing to be funny.. There should be a silly webpage that tells you which A-Team member you are based on what color your XM-42 is. Hannibal would be silver, like his stainless steel Mini-14. B. A. Baracus would be gold, to match that glorious pile of necklaces. Face would probably be basic black, leaving any other color as Murdock. Personally, I love it when a plan comes together..
 Mad Collager: @Nopetology No worries! Flamethrowers are perfectly legal by the Feds, and 40 states have no laws against owning them. (Really)
 Air Biscuit: I found a place the other day that makes grilled cheese like this.
 Nopetology: @Mad Collager Shhh- the Feds aren't supposed to know that I'm lighting drinks off the pilot light of my flamethrower..
 Mad Collager: @Nopetology Of course, it'll be plenty colorful when it burns.
 jochenau: Give your dog one of these and you'll never worry about stepping on a concealed landmine again.
 karmakat: I admit this gets me curious.
 Nopetology: That's a great idea- time to crush some ice! Mine won't be quite this colorful, but it'll be a lot more flammable..
Image 192867   07-23-17   Uploaded by    nightmarez
Score:
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 Scoo: They're all good sandwiches, Bronn
Image 192866   07-23-17   Uploaded by    matos
Score:
182
 
 jazzjunkie: SpongeBob and Squidward?
Image 192865   07-23-17   Uploaded by    Baby Jesus
Score:
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 piranharama: Bleurgh!!!
 Dr Awkward: Take that, literal square
 Jabberwikket: Ents on tha move !
 Urn BooUrn: Life, uh, finds a way.
Image 192864   07-23-17   Uploaded by    kayjay
Score:
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 dangerous dave: ...And it cost $450, too. I'm not kidding: Watch the movie *Used Cars*, with Kurt Russell and Deborah Harmon, made in 1980. When he kisses her to distract her from the TV-shop window, there's a 15-inch, crank-dial television in there for $449.
Image 192863   07-22-17   Uploaded by    doindabs
Score:
509
 
 Mr Bleak: Frequently - you clearly don't live anywhere near my wife!
 ChubbyBuddy: @Mr Bleak when was the last time you heard anyone call a woman a bastard
 Mr Bleak: @ChubbyBuddy Where is sexism implied? There are no gender related terms I can see in that message.
 ChubbyBuddy: also sexist for assuming the parker is male
 ChubbyBuddy: $i000 says the note writer is not handicapped and sees no moral inconsistency in committing felony assault over a parking space
 Nope: Handi-Capable
Image 192862   07-22-17   Uploaded by    god666
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