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228251  Yurishiro: Come on fred, don't play with yourself through the pocket jeez, it's a family photo.

228253  Yurishiro: I like how he enjoys admiring his own sign.

228255  Yurishiro: That's exactly the face I make when I see some guy approaching my girl in the disco.

228257  Yurishiro: that's not how you huff and puff

228263  Fiveninety: purple toupee will show the way when summer brings you down.. purple toupee and gold lame will turn your brain around

228272  Yurishiro: As per usual, critics only focus on the bad parts.

228273  Yurishiro: this is life

228230  raditzu: IS it a pizza there in place of bed and sofa?

228145  MyPasswordAintPassword: Dying @VeeKay

228274  raditzu: McGoth's Unhappy Meal

226603  Jabberwikket: Return flight #228265

228265  Jabberwikket: @Jabberwikket Oops. I meant #226603

228265  Jabberwikket: Fire danger moderate #206630

228229  tib gubb: "i already told you. you can't eat only cheese."

228246  tib gubb: classic duffman

228190  Aufziehvogel: I really want to know the story behind this

228193  Aufziehvogel: Is this from one of these "star wars" movies?

228195  Aufziehvogel: Ah, there it is, my collection of spider eggs

228244  addend: It's a pelican, not a pelican't.

228205  Aufziehvogel: Take the highway to hell

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228145 MyPasswordAintPassword: Dying @VeeKay

227992 Robespierre: @glenalec From Blue Highways by William Least Heat Moon: "Who on Earth would eat wolf fish?" "Ask Mrs. Paul."

228067 glenalec: Contact .... has been made!

228072 Drump Porbs: uh huh @a robot!!!

228047 SuedeOxford: When two people kiss, they form a long tube with an anus at both ends. This is not worse than that.

228024 VeeKay: O beautiful for spacious skies, For amber waves of grain, For purple mountain majesties, Above the fruited plain! America! America! God shed His grace on thee, And crown thy good with brotherhood, From sea to shining sea!

228003 Austin: If you haven't see wizard people Dear reader go do it right now

228190 Aufziehvogel: I really want to know the story behind this

227970 DrNinjaman: Louis CK's going ahead with that self help book after all.

228183 glenalec: Please explain?



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 Felicity: Leaving Las Veggas. Egg Millimetre. Cooked in Sixty Seconds
 Eleftheros: The fridge got a little cagey.
 Shay: Damnit Martha, I told you to get Cage free eggs.
Image 192723   07-22-17   Uploaded by    Fursona
Score:
350
 
 Jabberwikket: Next up, how to get mlem'ed
 ChubbyBuddy: Me? mmmmm....
 copunter: it's pronounced may-may. not that you'll ever speak to another human face-to-face, meatsack
 Scoo: m
 WTF: @bug meee (wait 10 seconds) m
 Teechur: @Scoo m
 Scoo: mee
 Amy Housewine: "I forgot how it ended."
 Annoying Vegan : Definitely one of the popular girls.
 bug: The double ellipsis is key. Make sure you put an exceptionally long pause before that last m.
Image 192722   07-22-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
323
 
 Winterneuro: @karmakat yup...in the 80s baby!
 Greifer: @Jeffrat and don't break up unless you really want to... Prolonging the situation only makes it worse
 Jeffrat: You can date every boy, every boy in the whole world can be yours, if you'll just listen to my plan, the teenage guide to popularity!
 VoR: Dammit Joan. Having slept with everyone doesn't make you popular
 Ihminen: Don't let us down Ralph
 Teechur: @karmakat I'm placing my bets as to what @RalphyNoPants is going to say about this.
 karmakat: the POOFFIER THE HAIR the most popular?
Image 192721   07-22-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
576
 
 VoR: Bambo is always yellower on the other side
 Shay: Both inmates had to be separated.
 bug: Stay strong, brother panda. We'll get you out soon.
 WTF: "You realize that we aren't REALLY related Mr. Red 'Panda'!"
 karmakat: you STRIPED TOO!
 Teechur: "Y U gots colors?" "Y U NO gots colors?"
Image 192720   07-22-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
374
 
 Jabberwikket: You obviously know very little about the internets conspiracy spinners. They've suspected that for years
 Cami: But the boys in the office still throw ping pong balls at you.
 Mr. Butt: Nothing says "Ask me about my atheism" like that beard.
 VoR: Dammit John I said 'Cup me'. Not molest me.
 Teechur: Tom Servo surfs the web SOLO.
 a robot: WE DO NOW!
Image 192719   07-22-17   Uploaded by    artfulcodger
Score:
385
 
 Fancy Clown: This is surprisingly funny
 Dr Awkward: This makes my dog sad. To the people bit that when it gets slightly smoky in the house, she starts cowering thinking "The Sound" is coming
 Teechur: How ELSE am I supposed to know when my microwave popcorn is finished?
Image 192718   07-22-17   Uploaded by    Jorp Lulter
Score:
427
 
 Air Biscuit: Hey look! Someone dropped a muffin in the water!
 Amy Housewine: Bulging eyeballs explained by a fish biting doggo's bum.
 Shay: OH MY GOD, I'm swimming automatically!
 Teechur: Ay, Chihuagua!
 grizzly: 8op
Image 192717   07-22-17   Uploaded by    redrex
Score:
116
 
 copunter: it's a primitive, passive analog bitmapper, with focal ring for digital editing
 Fancy Clown: Dilbert jokes, really?
 Hosebag: @grizzly We call it "the brown ring of quality"
 Air Biscuit: Coffee ring?
 karmakat: at least SOMEONE is smiling.
 a robot: No idea what I'm looking at here
 grizzly: Engineering seal of approval! Hahaha! Am I right?!
Image 192716   07-22-17   Uploaded by    Borp Mento
Score:
232
 
 SomeCanadian: Oh, hats where I left my wigs and tuna.
Image 192715   07-22-17   Uploaded by    PygmyGremlin
Score:
295
 
 Mr Bleak: It's never catch on, you mark my words.
 Eleftheros: Ring ring ring ring ring, Bananular phone
 Eleftheros: Ring ring ring ring ring, Bananular phone
 Dr Awkward: Sure, maybe for millionaires.
Image 192714   07-22-17   Uploaded by    trucker
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