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258376  VeeKay: Would you like to come to dinner?

258383  VeeKay: Stupid sexy young people with their developed muscles, flexible ligaments and working skeletal structures.

258368  skillet: Throw pillows. Always throw pillows.

258392  Peter Pantsless: @Greifer Is this you?

258386  FabricMan: Minnie was fed to the rancor

258103  UnknownSample: @Jaunty Shrimp funny thing is, he's more of a thigh man. Okay.. not funny per say.. but.. bemusing?

258392  Greifer: He gets it

258369  Greifer: cheesus clean your fingernails already

258385  Not A Bot: a rabbit looks at a mirror, unable to comprehend that it's looking at itself. sad.

258389  Warrax: @Volwen ...yes.

258353  Greifer: prayin... spare me vesuvius!

257429  Mr Bleak: They are both enjoying the view.

257434  Mr Bleak: @sparename Blood does not appear to have worked however. Perhaps if you try someone elses, and in a larger quantity?

258375  Mr. Shine: *tiny hiss*

258376  Mr. Shine: Toasted buns.

257436  Mr Bleak: Meh. I'm used to it now.

258378  Mr. Shine: Carpooling.

258379  Mr. Shine: Hooray for rescued animals! A pox on those who abuse them!

258380  Mr. Shine: Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's Babylline.

258383  Mr. Shine: She walks that way to confuse her pursuers!

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258177 Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses

258190 antipatterns: The question is not do they reason, but can they suffer?

258248 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Sorry about the sick family, but when you do visit, how about a quick meetup for a handshake and a double selfie for The Friendly Spaceship? I think that would be an AG first?

258129 tib gubb: @Wooden Spoon women thinking things, that's hilarious

258106 RiderFan: @Scoo Says you.

258299 Bohab: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work

258337 charlemagne: control, control, you must learn control!

258111 Annoying Vegan : This is wasteful.

258178 Robespierre: @copunter Nah, gave that up for Lent 30 years ago and forgot to take it up again.

258378 Mr. Shine: Carpooling.

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11. Drunk Orc: 1695 points
12. cran vodka: 1684 points
13. nathan: 1684 points
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15. Solemn: 1640 points
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 Stom Premben: Leaving Las Veggas. Egg Millimetre. Cooked in Sixty Seconds
 Eleftheros: The fridge got a little cagey.
 Shay: Damnit Martha, I told you to get Cage free eggs.
Image 192723   07-22-17   Uploaded by    Fursona
 Jabberwikket: Next up, how to get mlem'ed
 ChubbyBuddy: Me? mmmmm....
 copunter: it's pronounced may-may. not that you'll ever speak to another human face-to-face, meatsack
 Scoo: m
 WTF: @bug meee (wait 10 seconds) m
 Teechur: @Scoo m
 Scoo: mee
 Amy Housewine: "I forgot how it ended."
 Annoying Vegan : Definitely one of the popular girls.
 bug: The double ellipsis is key. Make sure you put an exceptionally long pause before that last m.
Image 192722   07-22-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 Winterneuro: @karmakat the 80s baby!
 Greifer: @Jeffrat and don't break up unless you really want to... Prolonging the situation only makes it worse
 Jeffrat: You can date every boy, every boy in the whole world can be yours, if you'll just listen to my plan, the teenage guide to popularity!
 VoR: Dammit Joan. Having slept with everyone doesn't make you popular
 Ihminen: Don't let us down Ralph
 Teechur: @karmakat I'm placing my bets as to what @RalphyNoPants is going to say about this.
 karmakat: the POOFFIER THE HAIR the most popular?
Image 192721   07-22-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 VoR: Bambo is always yellower on the other side
 Shay: Both inmates had to be separated.
 bug: Stay strong, brother panda. We'll get you out soon.
 WTF: "You realize that we aren't REALLY related Mr. Red 'Panda'!"
 karmakat: you STRIPED TOO!
 Teechur: "Y U gots colors?" "Y U NO gots colors?"
Image 192720   07-22-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 Jabberwikket: You obviously know very little about the internets conspiracy spinners. They've suspected that for years
 Cami: But the boys in the office still throw ping pong balls at you.
 Mr. Butt: Nothing says "Ask me about my atheism" like that beard.
 VoR: Dammit John I said 'Cup me'. Not molest me.
 Teechur: Tom Servo surfs the web SOLO.
 a robot: WE DO NOW!
Image 192719   07-22-17   Uploaded by    artfulcodger
 Fancy Clown: This is surprisingly funny
 Dr Awkward: This makes my dog sad. To the people bit that when it gets slightly smoky in the house, she starts cowering thinking "The Sound" is coming
 Teechur: How ELSE am I supposed to know when my microwave popcorn is finished?
Image 192718   07-22-17   Uploaded by    Jorp Lulter
 Air Biscuit: Hey look! Someone dropped a muffin in the water!
 Amy Housewine: Bulging eyeballs explained by a fish biting doggo's bum.
 Shay: OH MY GOD, I'm swimming automatically!
 Teechur: Ay, Chihuagua!
 grizzly: 8op
Image 192717   07-22-17   Uploaded by    redrex
 copunter: it's a primitive, passive analog bitmapper, with focal ring for digital editing
 Fancy Clown: Dilbert jokes, really?
 Hosebag: @grizzly We call it "the brown ring of quality"
 Air Biscuit: Coffee ring?
 karmakat: at least SOMEONE is smiling.
 a robot: No idea what I'm looking at here
 grizzly: Engineering seal of approval! Hahaha! Am I right?!
Image 192716   07-22-17   Uploaded by    Borp Mento
 SomeCanadian: Oh, hats where I left my wigs and tuna.
Image 192715   07-22-17   Uploaded by    PygmyGremlin
 Mr Bleak: It's never catch on, you mark my words.
 Eleftheros: Ring ring ring ring ring, Bananular phone
 Eleftheros: Ring ring ring ring ring, Bananular phone
 Dr Awkward: Sure, maybe for millionaires.
Image 192714   07-22-17   Uploaded by    trucker
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