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227443  crazyfingers: @Kaviri What is that supposed to mean

227503  Sadbot: Pot cures Mustang ownership

227461  Jabberwikket: Pineapple, Jalapeno, Mushroom & Black Olive, with the right sauce is excellent

227489  drtofu: You killed my father. Prepare to die!

227491  ThatGuy: IMPROBABLE!

227500  ThatGuy: Illegitimate!

227501  tib gubb: very nice ;)

227501  ThatGuy: Nnnnnnice! #DeepSpace69

227472  addend: Next time on "Maury"!

227489  Jabberwikket: Luigi's warp tunnel took him to GTA

227490  Jabberwikket: "Cake or DEATH!" "I'll have the chicken"

227478  addend: "Yuri, Vlad..., where's Boris?"

227492  Amy Housewine: Eat-a him, like-a da Mario

227479  addend: Until you notice the drool. :(

227481  addend: Then the waiter asked, "Do you want /flies/ with that?"

227501  glenalec: This is fine.

227482  addend: Who broke into my basement?!

227507  glenalec: I bet it smells great in there!

227509  glenalec: This one didn't dig so deep, it appears.

227500  glenalec: Speak up! I didn't hear you!

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227283 White Rice: I guess after 3 repeats the bot finally recognized that it was literally the same image & wont allow the silliness to continue (which is odd, considering the number of classics, reclassics, and rereclassics that weve seen over time)

227343 Dresdenkeogh: Hold on. I want to cuddle. But I gotta go fast.

227340 drtofu: Im. okay with this!

227291 RiderFan: @wolfpk And rain.

227357 Felicity: Then you ought to have more tolerance and respect for his freedom to be himself

227380 tib gubb: wouldn't be the least surprised if this were an actual thing

227338 Kess: I would so play this if the main character wore assless chaps the whole time.

227367 ignatz: @Felicity My Grandma had a convertible Olds, she could put the top down (or up) at 110 mph!

227396 tib gubb: and then it will be delicious

227370 becca: @funny in the wall what do you study? That sounds awesome...



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Score:
388
 
 Mr. Shine: @grizzly but GEEZ he won't stop CALLING
 grizzly: So, one time, I signed up for a gym and it came with two free personal training sessions. I didn't want them really, but was aggressively pushes into getting them. The first one went okay. The dude was nice. The second one, I rolled up with an old pair of gym shorts and for some reason that I can't explain to this day, no underwear. So anywho, I got on this leg press machine, and am doing some serious weight on it. The trainers face is like right in my crouch. On the compression on one of the later reps, the seam in the middle of the shorts spilt and my junk falls out. The dudes face was priceless. Needless to say, we didn't work together ever again afterwards.
 Mr. Whiskers: You don't wanna use the toilet after that guy
Image 192654   07-21-17   Uploaded by    younglink
Score:
350
 
 Rat-Butt: I hope you get caught in net, big shot!
 Rat-Butt: I'm tired of living in your shadow, brother...I must strike out on my own...find a new road...
 Rat-Butt: I coulda been a contender, dad...I coulda been something...
 Rat-Butt: Hey, it's not the size of your tail, amiright!
 Rat-Butt: Look, man, you do you, ok, and I will do me...STOP TELLING ME WHAT TO DO! YOU ARN'T MY SUPERVISOR!
 Rat-Butt: Some where, right now, there is a hipster saying "ironic" about this picture...fucking hipsters
 Rat-Butt: We all have dreams...
 Rat-Butt: "Are you my daddy?"
 Greifer: shrimpy Mc shrimpface
 sparename: District 9 remake is looking like shit
 tib gubb: daddy!
 Air Biscuit: Jimsaw?
 dobbiesdoogs: this prawn is weird
Image 192653   07-21-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
236
 
 Felicity: @Prostata If elected, I promise to appoint younger conspiracy kooks. At least Generation X or better
 Prostata: guys...I think maybe we should stop electing senile conspiracy kooks to office.
 Felicity: @Felicity *they
 Felicity: Notice that the said Nasa and not NASA. The National Aeronautic Space Administration did not deny there are artifacts on Mars. Some guy named Nasa did.
 trelyate: that's what they want you to think!
 Jennerator: "Admit ya saw the grooves the ark scraped on the moon when it went on past."
 tib gubb: the republican party should be renamed to the emotional party
 Dr Awkward: The term "forced" almost makes it sound like NASA believes otherwise
Image 192652   07-21-17   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
Score:
617
 
 Rat-Butt: I like the new surge protector on this house!
 Side Boob: Or would I?
 WaffleIron: TOO LATE!
 RainbowTornado: We got electric?
 RainbowTornado: How many squatters does it take to change a lightbulb?
 a robot: YOU DON'T KNOW ME
 ChubbyBuddy: yeah i would
Image 192651   07-21-17   Uploaded by    guest
Score:
169
 
 Rat-Butt: At least when the cat plays with the toilet paper roll you can still use the wad to wipe your ass!
 Rat-Butt: Looks like the kid beat the cat to the toilet paper rolls...
 Rat-Butt: This kid is going places...adoption places...
 Rat-Butt: This kid is going places...adoption places...
 Cami: Mine started a fire.
 Felicity: Absorbent
 redmonkey3: I LOVE CHILDREN........ fried.
 a robot: Thanks for yet another reason to not have kids
Image 192650   07-21-17   Uploaded by    snipdawg
Score:
660
 
 Cami: A new twist on the classic spite gift
 Felicity: @Jennerator Yes. Even conservative humourist PJ ORourke admits in his book /Age and Guile Beat Youth, Innocence, and a Bad Haircut/ that if you judge a system by how well it serves the actual people, the Scandinavians have it right, with heavily-regulated, heavily-taxed capitalism.
 redmonkey3: @Sage - of course, Comrade / Comradette! We are super all inclusive
 Sage: @redmonkey3 I can do vocals! Can I join the band?
 redmonkey3: @Jennerator - dibs on "the Lenintentions" as band name!
 Fancy Clown: "Well? Come on!"
 Noremak: Marxit!
 Jennerator: @Nope I have no counter-argument, only nervous laughter and cheap laughs for a purple spaceship.
 Nope: @Jennerator That's fine until AI or some other unforseen tech wipes out half the jobs and you have millions unemployed
 Jennerator: @Nope Via violence which means recruiting people who are very good at violence who have a small Venn overlap with idealists so we start with good Lenintentions and end up with Stalin or Pol Pot. I've lately come to think that Bernie-style compassionately-regulated capitalism might be the right way.
 Sage: @Nope Seize all the food. Or find someone in the service industry and give them a big hug. That's kinda like seizing them. But less kidnap-y.
 tib gubb: @Nope very messily
 tib gubb: bop it
 Nope: How do you seize the means of production in a service based economy?
Image 192649   07-21-17   Uploaded by    Wet farts
Score:
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 Ulillillia: Ah, no, bitch...you gotta pay extra to touch the snout...no xceptions
 Rat-Butt: Ah, no, bitch...you gotta pay extra to touch the snout...no xceptions
 Rat-Butt: Ah, no, bitch...you gotta pay extra to touch the snout...no xceptions
 Rat-Butt: Damn, that doe got bitched slapped!
 Dreforian: @tib gubb "I KNOW WHERE THAT THING'S BEEN!"
 tib gubb: "i don't know where that thing's been!"
Image 192648   07-21-17   Uploaded by    Jolly Well
Score:
352
 
 Cami: *massages temples*
 Ronick: I doubt it needs to hold much weight, the outside of the Modren structure is just there to hold up the Veneer
 redmonkey3: "Tha's quality 'murickan 'struction... whatchew want ? That commie code thang ?"
 Air Biscuit: So that lightning doesent strike the wood and ruin the finish.
 Mr. Shine: Took me a minute
 grizzly: Bolted it.
 Niels Bohr: That's not now this works, that's not how any of this works.
 tib gubb: @Nope I've seen very few construction startup companies in a boom market and that was enough for me to also see many scary things
 Nope: @tib gubb My step brother is a building inspector. Hes told me so many things... so many scary things
 Sadbot: Structural Escher joint
 Teechur: @tib gubb Yeah, the printing on that wooden thingie is upside-down.
 tib gubb: this bothers me a whole lot. seriously.
Image 192647   07-21-17   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
742
 
 jochenau: I don't usually like subtitled TV screenshots but this is rad.
 annterland: Whatever job you do, be the best possible you.
 Mr. Shine: I like her.
 Nope: Some say the great british bake off kicked off the wave of sincere tv shows...
 Teechur: And if your best isn't good enough, we'll just yell at you and stuff.
Image 192646   07-21-17   Uploaded by    guest
Score:
361
 
 Rat-Butt: Daaaamn, girl! Did you eat an elephant!?
 Rat-Butt: Don't judge! You don't know me!!
 redmonkey3: @Niels Bohr - beat me to it! (Or some fun jab about "Southern Breakfast Buffet: 0, Girrafe: 1"
 Niels Bohr: The Savannah, Savannah, Georgia that is.
 tib gubb: bro, do you even?
Image 192645   07-21-17   Uploaded by    Not Sam
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