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258611  Mr. Shine: I keep telling my wife that we should guve out those individually wrapped prunes for Halloween.

258617  VoR: Look at em shine.

258606  Amy Housewine: @Mr. Shine Shit. Is this a phrase used in that sort of way? I honestly didn't know.

258628  Korrok: Korrok approves.

258612  Mr. Shine: So can I deposit pizzas into my account?

258610  addend: C3P-toe, but no R-toe-D2.

258613  Mr. Shine: Idgi

258621  Amy Housewine: I'm-a bite youu leg

258621  Mr. Shine: *chomp* "HEY!!"

258496  VoR: I prefer mine furry

258505  VoR: Wind will do that.

258595  Shay: The ocean called: they're running out of shrimp.

258619  addend: # Y M C A #

258617  Felicity: White scuff marks, I guess

258600  VoR: @a robot in case one gets ripped off. Glad I never need to evolve a second.

258617  Felicity: Then why

258620  addend: Tortilla swaddling fools 'em every time.

258613  VoR: Wat?

258524  Shay: Is this the elusive turducken people talk about?

258620  VoR: That's what they said after it'd been eaten

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258378 VeeKay: I'll get youse mutha duckas

258524 Shay: Is this the elusive turducken people talk about?

258402 Amy Housewine: I resent that: I might be a witless bum magician but I'm not 'just' a witless bum magician.

258368 Felicity: I'm thinking eighties drug lord glass bricks, chrome coffee tables, black leather couches, ferns

258305 Felicity: IT'S AN UGLY PLANET! A BUG PLANET!

258337 Felicity: I happen to like nice men

258441 addend: (Finishes. Hibernates.)

258383 Ironass: This genetic splicing has got to stop! Now they've crossed a woman with an owl!

258520 Felicity: Maybe point it away from the trees

258329 Felicity: The part of the Bob's Burgers episode where Bob pretends things are talking to him and he does their voices



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Score:
388
 
 Mr. Shine: @grizzly but GEEZ he won't stop CALLING
 grizzly: So, one time, I signed up for a gym and it came with two free personal training sessions. I didn't want them really, but was aggressively pushes into getting them. The first one went okay. The dude was nice. The second one, I rolled up with an old pair of gym shorts and for some reason that I can't explain to this day, no underwear. So anywho, I got on this leg press machine, and am doing some serious weight on it. The trainers face is like right in my crouch. On the compression on one of the later reps, the seam in the middle of the shorts spilt and my junk falls out. The dudes face was priceless. Needless to say, we didn't work together ever again afterwards.
 Mr. Whiskers: You don't wanna use the toilet after that guy
Image 192654   07-21-17   Uploaded by    younglink
Score:
350
 
 Rat-Butt: I hope you get caught in net, big shot!
 Rat-Butt: I'm tired of living in your shadow, brother...I must strike out on my own...find a new road...
 Rat-Butt: I coulda been a contender, dad...I coulda been something...
 Rat-Butt: Hey, it's not the size of your tail, amiright!
 Rat-Butt: Look, man, you do you, ok, and I will do me...STOP TELLING ME WHAT TO DO! YOU ARN'T MY SUPERVISOR!
 Rat-Butt: Some where, right now, there is a hipster saying "ironic" about this picture...fucking hipsters
 Rat-Butt: We all have dreams...
 Rat-Butt: "Are you my daddy?"
 Greifer: shrimpy Mc shrimpface
 sparename: District 9 remake is looking like shit
 tib gubb: daddy!
 Air Biscuit: Jimsaw?
 dobbiesdoogs: this prawn is weird
Image 192653   07-21-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
236
 
 champeen: @Prostata If elected, I promise to appoint younger conspiracy kooks. At least Generation X or better
 Prostata: guys...I think maybe we should stop electing senile conspiracy kooks to office.
 Borb Prembus: @Felicity *they
 Backhand: Notice that the said Nasa and not NASA. The National Aeronautic Space Administration did not deny there are artifacts on Mars. Some guy named Nasa did.
 trelyate: that's what they want you to think!
 Jennerator: "Admit ya saw the grooves the ark scraped on the moon when it went on past."
 tib gubb: the republican party should be renamed to the emotional party
 Dr Awkward: The term "forced" almost makes it sound like NASA believes otherwise
Image 192652   07-21-17   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
Score:
617
 
 Rat-Butt: I like the new surge protector on this house!
 Side Boob: Or would I?
 WaffleIron: TOO LATE!
 RainbowTornado: We got electric?
 RainbowTornado: How many squatters does it take to change a lightbulb?
 a robot: YOU DON'T KNOW ME
 ChubbyBuddy: yeah i would
Image 192651   07-21-17   Uploaded by    guest
Score:
169
 
 Rat-Butt: At least when the cat plays with the toilet paper roll you can still use the wad to wipe your ass!
 Rat-Butt: Looks like the kid beat the cat to the toilet paper rolls...
 Rat-Butt: This kid is going places...adoption places...
 Rat-Butt: This kid is going places...adoption places...
 Cami: Mine started a fire.
 robford: Absorbent
 redmonkey3: I LOVE CHILDREN........ fried.
 a robot: Thanks for yet another reason to not have kids
Image 192650   07-21-17   Uploaded by    snipdawg
Score:
660
 
 Cami: A new twist on the classic spite gift
 dirtstick: @Jennerator Yes. Even conservative humourist PJ ORourke admits in his book /Age and Guile Beat Youth, Innocence, and a Bad Haircut/ that if you judge a system by how well it serves the actual people, the Scandinavians have it right, with heavily-regulated, heavily-taxed capitalism.
 redmonkey3: @Sage - of course, Comrade / Comradette! We are super all inclusive
 Sage: @redmonkey3 I can do vocals! Can I join the band?
 redmonkey3: @Jennerator - dibs on "the Lenintentions" as band name!
 Fancy Clown: "Well? Come on!"
 Noremak: Marxit!
 Jennerator: @Nope I have no counter-argument, only nervous laughter and cheap laughs for a purple spaceship.
 Nope: @Jennerator That's fine until AI or some other unforseen tech wipes out half the jobs and you have millions unemployed
 Jennerator: @Nope Via violence which means recruiting people who are very good at violence who have a small Venn overlap with idealists so we start with good Lenintentions and end up with Stalin or Pol Pot. I've lately come to think that Bernie-style compassionately-regulated capitalism might be the right way.
 Sage: @Nope Seize all the food. Or find someone in the service industry and give them a big hug. That's kinda like seizing them. But less kidnap-y.
 tib gubb: @Nope very messily
 tib gubb: bop it
 Nope: How do you seize the means of production in a service based economy?
Image 192649   07-21-17   Uploaded by    Wet farts
Score:
461
 
 Ulillillia: Ah, no, bitch...you gotta pay extra to touch the snout...no xceptions
 Rat-Butt: Ah, no, bitch...you gotta pay extra to touch the snout...no xceptions
 Rat-Butt: Ah, no, bitch...you gotta pay extra to touch the snout...no xceptions
 Rat-Butt: Damn, that doe got bitched slapped!
 Dreforian: @tib gubb "I KNOW WHERE THAT THING'S BEEN!"
 tib gubb: "i don't know where that thing's been!"
Image 192648   07-21-17   Uploaded by    Jolly Well
Score:
352
 
 Cami: *massages temples*
 Ronick: I doubt it needs to hold much weight, the outside of the Modren structure is just there to hold up the Veneer
 redmonkey3: "Tha's quality 'murickan 'struction... whatchew want ? That commie code thang ?"
 Air Biscuit: So that lightning doesent strike the wood and ruin the finish.
 Mr. Shine: Took me a minute
 grizzly: Bolted it.
 Niels Bohr: That's not now this works, that's not how any of this works.
 tib gubb: @Nope I've seen very few construction startup companies in a boom market and that was enough for me to also see many scary things
 Nope: @tib gubb My step brother is a building inspector. Hes told me so many things... so many scary things
 Sadbot: Structural Escher joint
 Teechur: @tib gubb Yeah, the printing on that wooden thingie is upside-down.
 tib gubb: this bothers me a whole lot. seriously.
Image 192647   07-21-17   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
742
 
 jochenau: I don't usually like subtitled TV screenshots but this is rad.
 annterland: Whatever job you do, be the best possible you.
 Mr. Shine: I like her.
 Nope: Some say the great british bake off kicked off the wave of sincere tv shows...
 Teechur: And if your best isn't good enough, we'll just yell at you and stuff.
Image 192646   07-21-17   Uploaded by    guest
Score:
361
 
 Rat-Butt: Daaaamn, girl! Did you eat an elephant!?
 Rat-Butt: Don't judge! You don't know me!!
 redmonkey3: @Niels Bohr - beat me to it! (Or some fun jab about "Southern Breakfast Buffet: 0, Girrafe: 1"
 Niels Bohr: The Savannah, Savannah, Georgia that is.
 tib gubb: bro, do you even?
Image 192645   07-21-17   Uploaded by    Not Sam
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