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233021  zrj235: aisle 5: meat and meat accessories.

233004  Teechur: @Nope And I defend your right to keep that anthrax paperweight.

233022  Peter Pantsless: @ignatz I always thought the spelling of that word was weird, and the Euro spelling is even weirder

233022  zrj235: I... don't have words. They should have sent a poet.

233020  Nope: Sugar Ray fell on some hard times

233009  Sadbot: @ping thanks for that, much funnier and nobody killed a bunch of kids with a Saturn V recently...or ever

233004  Nope: @Teechur My vial of anthrax makes a nice paperweight. More people have been harmed by McDonald's than MY vial.

233004  Chest Rockwell: Translation: We're all unarmed, come rob us!

233004  Chest Rockwell: @Side Boob That's exactly what I do.

233001  Teechur: Is this what you turn into if you eat one?

233004  Teechur: @Nope Mine only punches holes in paper targets. More people have been harmed by social media than by my firearms.

233018  Dresdenkeogh: Day 3. The others have yet to realize that I am not bread.

233021  Dresdenkeogh: Need condoms? Maybe look somewhere that doesn't contain jerky. This isn't my house this is a store.

233021  grizzly: Whenever I bought condoms, I let the cashier know that they were for my penis.

233008  zrj235: it's missing pumpkin spice

233009  zrj235: from my cold dead holdy hand things

233010  zrj235: haha oh wow i remember this game wow. i wish i didn't but i do.

233012  Chest Rockwell: The people that this message is intended for probably don't use their mirrors.

233009  ping: This reminds me of xkcd's Up Goer Five (

233011  zrj235: anything is a heart if you're brave enough

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232867 Robespierre: @Kaviri I prefer "sphincter-clenching tension" myself.

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232832 Felicity: The sign of success is when youre doing so well at real estate you have time to be a comedian *and* a magician

233004 Nope: @Teechur My vial of anthrax makes a nice paperweight. More people have been harmed by McDonald's than MY vial.

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 Meow: really the Harmacist is a better title
 dangerous dave: @Meow ...Or a pretty-good action hero quip: "You've got a pickup notice at the *harmacy*, muthafucka!"
 JohnCarcinogen: Harm me with harmony.
 Meow: lamest wrestling persona ever
 duckfarts: hail satan
 kornisjon: Yes, I'm here for my pain pills.
Image 192493   07-21-17   Uploaded by    bubbles
 Shay: *sells it to museum* *gets $25,000*
 Teechur: @dobbiesdoogs Dogs taste colors better than they see them. This is evidenced by my dog's poop after she eats my kids' crayons.
 Jennerator: I call it "Mailman"
 duckfarts: Jackson BowelLick
 dobbiesdoogs: for my next color choices, i think i'm going to go with cerulean grey and burnt grey
Image 192492   07-21-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 Robespierre: Tammy Faye, go away.
 a robot: @WTF Have it as the centerpiece at a party, then the centerpiece of the after-party bonfire
 redmonkey3: @WTF - centerpiece, with wine tears; nuke the whole site from orbit afterwards
 Rev80: This is a urinal, right?
 sparename: Someone upset the Borg Queen
 Jennerator: Our Lady of Perpetual Exemption
 WTF: The Tammy Faye special edition. This is horrifying and fascinating at the same time! I can't decide if I would nuke it from orbit or if have it as the center piece at a party.
 Himesama: SAME!!!
Image 192491   07-21-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 Jotun: @ArchStanton dispense *juicestice*
 livelovebarf: Ummmmmm @redmonkey3
 Eleftheros: @redmonkey3 sounds like O.J. For Prez 2020
 RainbowTornado: BURN THE PRISONS
 RainbowTornado: FREE EM ALL
 redmonkey3: You kill one ex wife and her boyfriend (maybe pay to watch them be killed), defy arrest with a low speed chase, flaunt yr celebrity and wealth exemption from justice, assault some people... uggh, nope he might be dirt after all
 ArchStanton: @Sadbot I rather hope the "real killers" find him and dispense justice.
 Catcat: He begat that many children?
 Sadbot: @eider If only Nicole and Ron were able to move on. Screw him, I hope their deaths and the paparazzi haunt him until his last day.
 eider: Also, THE JUICE IS LOOSE!
 eider: For better or worse he has officially paid his debt and is able to move on. I hope people leave him alone.
Image 192490   07-21-17   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
 redmonkey3: *Same with me
 redmonkey3: @Knice @Teechur - Sme
 Teechur: @Knice People have told me the same.
 Knice: #nofilter
Image 192489   07-21-17   Uploaded by    obboma
 Robespierre: The Lost Works of William Blake have apparently been found.
 Teechur: Hey, Caturn! Leave those kids alone!
 duckfarts: THE BEST DEATH
Image 192488   07-21-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 Rev80: Scoliosis is no joke
 RiderFan: 3spoopy5me.
 Zukero: Grow a spine already.
 Volwen: I remember chocolate.
 Catcat: Child toys for Predator Todlers.
 San DoDo: Sub Zero was here
 wooden boy: Unfortunately it caught fire when we left, so Maya Sol is burning after eating Mexican food.
Image 192487   07-21-17   Uploaded by    rustedpeace
 Rev80: U.S. politics in a nutshell
 jochenau: Isn't tagging basically the same thing but with spraypaint?
 El hefe: Dont kill my grass doggo
 Catcat: Piss off.
Image 192486   07-21-17   Uploaded by    humanfog
 Robespierre: Ne-ne ne-ne, ne-ne ne-ne, hey hey, good bye.
 piranharama: Troubled bird...
 Dr Awkward: I'm down.
 Sadbot: Goooo-oose, why ya gotta bite alla time? Gooo-ose, go shit up another park. Get fucked....ya fucking goose.
Image 192485   07-21-17   Uploaded by    CoffeeAndCigs
 duckfarts: "do I shit on the rich guy's car or his suit? hmmmmm..."
 duckfarts: @Catcat my kind of illustrated
 San DoDo: This speaks to me
 Sadbot: Bird the fuck up or get bent, square. Bird up forever!!!
 Borkf: Polly grew up on the wrong side of the tracks. Her father didn't stick around for long and her mother had to work three jobs just to put seed on the table. These days, she's forced to sell her body for a handful of seed and enough money to score some crackers from her dealer boyfriend.
 Radstarboom: I own this. not too shabby.
Image 192484   07-21-17   Uploaded by    reagan
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