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262731  a robot: *shakes fist* MILLENNIALS!

262701  Skinr: I'll bet Richard Hammond loves that joke.

262731  Solemn: I'm with toast.

262724  Not A Bot: Wow, having Hamsterdance flashbacks. It's 2001 all over again.

262707  Skinr: In the eyes of a skater, this is what will happen to most buildings after an earthquake.

262713  Skinr: "The smoke detector. AKA, the place to find a spare 9-volt."

262718  Skinr: Is it really any wonder that most people in Japan think Christianity is weird?

262727  Skinr: Pat Metheny's daughter?

262728  Skinr: *doots*

262728  Psymon: Hot blow reed

262728  dobbiesdoogs: blow hard to clear the spit valve

262737  dobbiesdoogs: we need a new truck, and an old truck

262724  Solemn: He's already addicted to the Dew. His life will be that of a working-class insomniac: too hyped to sleep, but too sleep to hype.

262728  Solemn: Excuse me while I polish my trumpet.

262701  Spazstatic: @lecj07 that's just acceleration in the opposite direction.

262711  Spazstatic: I don't need you to tell me how good my coffee is, Jules!

262655  Korrok: Nope.

262724  a robot: Never too early to learn how capitalism is going to rule your life, kid

262727  ChubbyBuddy: her crime? securities fraud

262647  lecj07: Looks like xylaria polymorphia aka "Dead man's fingers". Wikipedia says it is "not generally considered to be edible." Indeed.

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262425 Stumpwiz: One of those extremely rare left-handed flutes.

262461 Passive: please dont tell anyone how i live

262594 Otterman: @Scoo Springfield, Springfield, it's a helluva town! The schoolyard's up, and the shopping mall down!

262575 WannaBee: @White Rice for one glorious day we were all Not a Bot

262469 Solemn: This man is more face-punch worthy than Martin Shkreli, and that's saying a *lot*.

262642 Teechur: Leiningen couldn't destroy them with intelligence. You're not going to destroy them with stupidity.

262644 tib gubb: oh... oh no.

262560 antipatterns: Also: turns out Soma is really good.

262440 Christina: @Rart Flumomple Those are not for ladies.

262618 Felicity: @sporky Sometimes I wear wigs, but I'm not bald

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 Meow: really the Harmacist is a better title
 dangerous dave: @Meow ...Or a pretty-good action hero quip: "You've got a pickup notice at the *harmacy*, muthafucka!"
 JohnCarcinogen: Harm me with harmony.
 Meow: lamest wrestling persona ever
 duckfarts: hail satan
 kornisjon: Yes, I'm here for my pain pills.
Image 192493   07-21-17   Uploaded by    bubbles
 Shay: *sells it to museum* *gets $25,000*
 Teechur: @dobbiesdoogs Dogs taste colors better than they see them. This is evidenced by my dog's poop after she eats my kids' crayons.
 Jennerator: I call it "Mailman"
 duckfarts: Jackson BowelLick
 dobbiesdoogs: for my next color choices, i think i'm going to go with cerulean grey and burnt grey
Image 192492   07-21-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 KEKOEKEOEK: Tammy Faye, go away.
 a robot: @WTF Have it as the centerpiece at a party, then the centerpiece of the after-party bonfire
 redmonkey3: @WTF - centerpiece, with wine tears; nuke the whole site from orbit afterwards
 Rev80: This is a urinal, right?
 sparename: Someone upset the Borg Queen
 Jennerator: Our Lady of Perpetual Exemption
 WTF: The Tammy Faye special edition. This is horrifying and fascinating at the same time! I can't decide if I would nuke it from orbit or if have it as the center piece at a party.
 Himesama: SAME!!!
Image 192491   07-21-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 Jotun: @ArchStanton dispense *juicestice*
 livelovebarf: Ummmmmm @redmonkey3
 Eleftheros: @redmonkey3 sounds like O.J. For Prez 2020
 RainbowTornado: BURN THE PRISONS
 RainbowTornado: FREE EM ALL
 redmonkey3: You kill one ex wife and her boyfriend (maybe pay to watch them be killed), defy arrest with a low speed chase, flaunt yr celebrity and wealth exemption from justice, assault some people... uggh, nope he might be dirt after all
 ArchStanton: @Sadbot I rather hope the "real killers" find him and dispense justice.
 Catcat: He begat that many children?
 Sadbot: @eider If only Nicole and Ron were able to move on. Screw him, I hope their deaths and the paparazzi haunt him until his last day.
 eider: Also, THE JUICE IS LOOSE!
 eider: For better or worse he has officially paid his debt and is able to move on. I hope people leave him alone.
Image 192490   07-21-17   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
 redmonkey3: *Same with me
 redmonkey3: @Knice @Teechur - Sme
 Teechur: @Knice People have told me the same.
 Knice: #nofilter
Image 192489   07-21-17   Uploaded by    obboma
 Gonzo: The Lost Works of William Blake have apparently been found.
 Teechur: Hey, Caturn! Leave those kids alone!
 duckfarts: THE BEST DEATH
Image 192488   07-21-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 Rev80: Scoliosis is no joke
 RiderFan: 3spoopy5me.
 Zukero: Grow a spine already.
 Volwen: I remember chocolate.
 Catcat: Child toys for Predator Todlers.
 San DoDo: Sub Zero was here
 wooden boy: Unfortunately it caught fire when we left, so Maya Sol is burning after eating Mexican food.
Image 192487   07-21-17   Uploaded by    rustedpeace
 Rev80: U.S. politics in a nutshell
 jochenau: Isn't tagging basically the same thing but with spraypaint?
 El hefe: Dont kill my grass doggo
 Catcat: Piss off.
Image 192486   07-21-17   Uploaded by    humanfog
 FarmerWalk: Ne-ne ne-ne, ne-ne ne-ne, hey hey, good bye.
 piranharama: Troubled bird...
 ratwa: I'm down.
 Sadbot: Goooo-oose, why ya gotta bite alla time? Gooo-ose, go shit up another park. Get fucked....ya fucking goose.
Image 192485   07-21-17   Uploaded by    CoffeeAndCigs
 duckfarts: "do I shit on the rich guy's car or his suit? hmmmmm..."
 duckfarts: @Catcat my kind of illustrated
 San DoDo: This speaks to me
 Sadbot: Bird the fuck up or get bent, square. Bird up forever!!!
 Borkf: Polly grew up on the wrong side of the tracks. Her father didn't stick around for long and her mother had to work three jobs just to put seed on the table. These days, she's forced to sell her body for a handful of seed and enough money to score some crackers from her dealer boyfriend.
 Radstarboom: I own this. not too shabby.
Image 192484   07-21-17   Uploaded by    reagan
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