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272527  lecj07: I take a look at my enormous penis/ and my troubles start a-meltin' away

272542  Not A Bot: Just today, I've watched my dog eat cat poop and spiderwebs and lick not one but three mysterious stains on the concrete. Soggy is probably ok

272568  tib gubb: i'd hire him

272551  tib gubb: no time like the present... to partay

272554  tib gubb: first god is dead, now god is fake? make up your mind creepy capitalism mouse

272537  cassette1: takes a selfie

272556  Dr. Bathroom: The biker's name is tiny.

272564  Yam: mlem

272564  Shay: A pigoat.

272558  Shay: Fuckin' A!

272471  Shay: Vroom, vroom!

272479  Shay: I hate to say it, but I'm going with Adolf Hitler School For Friendship and Tolerance

272488  Shay: @Mr Bleak Tums.

272379  mwoody: Found the rest. NSFW.

272492  Shay: Who do you think I am? Spider-Man?

272572  NoOneImportant: That is an awesome picture! You took it at the perfect moment. Also awww

272496  Shay: @charlemagne Just found out I'm 15% Welsh, so I'm covered.

272539  Nothing:

272546  Shay: My god, its eyes are turquoise.

272511  Darmstadtium: A job for the rest of your life! That's the joke!

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272295 DrinkMixMan: Thanks, these injured animals really brightened my day!

272159 SuedeOxford: @tib gubb Certainly, but I like my odds on this one.

272205 Mr Bleak: Anythings a building if you're ...

272189 Warrax: This goddamned shit is motherfucking KEEN I tell you.

272425 Nope: @lecj07 thank you for your service

272372 Side Boob: Always carry a spare.

272155 White Rice: @Science oh no!

272089 Mad Collager: @fanny You'll do fine! If you have any trouble, reply here and I'll trouble-shoot. I just hope I see the reply in time to do you good!

272261 Mr Bleak: @Side Boob *Nobody* expects The Spanish Mikado!

272195 Spazstatic: @Knice "Happy happy birthday, my song is really short!"

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 Meow: really the Harmacist is a better title
 dangerous dave: @Meow ...Or a pretty-good action hero quip: "You've got a pickup notice at the *harmacy*, muthafucka!"
 JohnCarcinogen: Harm me with harmony.
 Meow: lamest wrestling persona ever
 duckfarts: hail satan
 kornisjon: Yes, I'm here for my pain pills.
Image 192493   07-21-17   Uploaded by    bubbles
 Shay: *sells it to museum* *gets $25,000*
 Teechur: @dobbiesdoogs Dogs taste colors better than they see them. This is evidenced by my dog's poop after she eats my kids' crayons.
 Jennerator: I call it "Mailman"
 duckfarts: Jackson BowelLick
 dobbiesdoogs: for my next color choices, i think i'm going to go with cerulean grey and burnt grey
Image 192492   07-21-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 KEKOEKEOEK: Tammy Faye, go away.
 a robot: @WTF Have it as the centerpiece at a party, then the centerpiece of the after-party bonfire
 redmonkey3: @WTF - centerpiece, with wine tears; nuke the whole site from orbit afterwards
 Rev80: This is a urinal, right?
 sparename: Someone upset the Borg Queen
 Jennerator: Our Lady of Perpetual Exemption
 WTF: The Tammy Faye special edition. This is horrifying and fascinating at the same time! I can't decide if I would nuke it from orbit or if have it as the center piece at a party.
 Himesama: SAME!!!
Image 192491   07-21-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 Jotun: @ArchStanton dispense *juicestice*
 livelovebarf: Ummmmmm @redmonkey3
 Eleftheros: @redmonkey3 sounds like O.J. For Prez 2020
 RainbowTornado: BURN THE PRISONS
 RainbowTornado: FREE EM ALL
 redmonkey3: You kill one ex wife and her boyfriend (maybe pay to watch them be killed), defy arrest with a low speed chase, flaunt yr celebrity and wealth exemption from justice, assault some people... uggh, nope he might be dirt after all
 ArchStanton: @Sadbot I rather hope the "real killers" find him and dispense justice.
 Catcat: He begat that many children?
 Sadbot: @eider If only Nicole and Ron were able to move on. Screw him, I hope their deaths and the paparazzi haunt him until his last day.
 eider: Also, THE JUICE IS LOOSE!
 eider: For better or worse he has officially paid his debt and is able to move on. I hope people leave him alone.
Image 192490   07-21-17   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
 redmonkey3: *Same with me
 redmonkey3: @Knice @Teechur - Sme
 Teechur: @Knice People have told me the same.
 Knice: #nofilter
Image 192489   07-21-17   Uploaded by    obboma
 Gonzo: The Lost Works of William Blake have apparently been found.
 Teechur: Hey, Caturn! Leave those kids alone!
 duckfarts: THE BEST DEATH
Image 192488   07-21-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 Rev80: Scoliosis is no joke
 RiderFan: 3spoopy5me.
 Zukero: Grow a spine already.
 Volwen: I remember chocolate.
 Catcat: Child toys for Predator Todlers.
 San DoDo: Sub Zero was here
 wooden boy: Unfortunately it caught fire when we left, so Maya Sol is burning after eating Mexican food.
Image 192487   07-21-17   Uploaded by    rustedpeace
 Rev80: U.S. politics in a nutshell
 jochenau: Isn't tagging basically the same thing but with spraypaint?
 El hefe: Dont kill my grass doggo
 Catcat: Piss off.
Image 192486   07-21-17   Uploaded by    humanfog
 FarmerWalk: Ne-ne ne-ne, ne-ne ne-ne, hey hey, good bye.
 piranharama: Troubled bird...
 ratwa: I'm down.
 Sadbot: Goooo-oose, why ya gotta bite alla time? Gooo-ose, go shit up another park. Get fucked....ya fucking goose.
Image 192485   07-21-17   Uploaded by    CoffeeAndCigs
 duckfarts: "do I shit on the rich guy's car or his suit? hmmmmm..."
 duckfarts: @Catcat my kind of illustrated
 San DoDo: This speaks to me
 Sadbot: Bird the fuck up or get bent, square. Bird up forever!!!
 Borkf: Polly grew up on the wrong side of the tracks. Her father didn't stick around for long and her mother had to work three jobs just to put seed on the table. These days, she's forced to sell her body for a handful of seed and enough money to score some crackers from her dealer boyfriend.
 Radstarboom: I own this. not too shabby.
Image 192484   07-21-17   Uploaded by    reagan
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