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221574  SimonSaysGarfunkel: Huehuehue

221558  Dan Tagonistic: Facitse jam

221460  wolfpk: "Now I must kill everyone!!!!!"

221579  frankie: "Turns out I have herpes you might want to get tested" -Cinderella

221559  Shay: The horror....the horror....

221480  wolfpk: The dog on the right needs to go on a diet.

221566  Butcherboy: Not far enough. @Teechur

221579  skittles: Sorry kid, you need to be at least 24 inches for this ride.

221543  Not A Bot: I'm so sick of these bullshit hybrid breeds with a dumb portmanteau name. You own a mutt jackass. You spent way too much money on it too.

221568  Shay: BAH GAWD! THEY'LL KILLED HER!!!! AS GAWD AS MY WITNESS SHE IS BROKEN IN HALF!!!!

221570  Ulillillia: Reptilians

221577  edgarallendoh: Two girls... Two cups?

221568  Scoo: Later, pooplords!

221516  wolfpk: Sorry brony

221577  waffles: This is why we can't have nice things.

221517  wolfpk: Practical, but creepy

221535  wolfpk: Is this guy and uber patriot, or did he just get really drunk?

221566  El hefe: There is a companion sign in Ocean City

221576  Alpha Trion: This isn't funny.

221538  wolfpk: Not exactly "a better pizza"

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221419 tib gubb: more like megabutts

221463 jazzjunkie: Taxonomically speaking, this is a lizard.

221352 VeeKay: Pre-amputation xray

221517 wolfpk: Practical, but creepy

221407 E. HONDA: Actually let's go with Courier, 14 point, double spaced, 4 pages max. I don't have time to read all your shitty papers

221357 Robespierre: @Ulillillia You may think that I'm a Goomer / But I'm not the only one / One da-aay-ay you will join us / And the woo-oo-oorld will be as one...

221464 Felicity: Dont look now, but theres a miniature neckbeard living on the back of your head

221535 wolfpk: Is this guy and uber patriot, or did he just get really drunk?

221433 UnknownSample: "We've gotta do it tonight guys. The revolution will begin with us"

221470 copunter: and that, friends, is the story of capitalism



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Score:
249
 
 Mr Bleak: @Lantry Worse: whispering sweet nothings, and plying the player with drinks isn't turning it on.
 Rev80: 10 page instructions for posting to facebook not shown
 Teechur: I'm waiting for my Dad to try folding the smartphone he just got.
 FabricMan: Hold on, my mom needs help with her phone again...
 Felicity: onsicle
 duckfarts: @Lantry I BELIEVE THE INSTRUCTIONS WERE CLEAR
 duckfarts: @Dr Awkward that's the dude with his dong hanging out they made a statue of
 piranharama: @Lantry Then may god have mercy on your soul
 Dr Awkward: Who's DaViD?
 Lantry: But what if there's already a DVD in the DVD player???!??
Image 192478   07-21-17   Uploaded by    pusha p
Score:
432
 
 Rev80: That's not a manhole cover. It's a return pad for a time machine
 Teechur: Pronounced: "Foggeddaboudit"
 Flarmie: "For burger, Rad it"? Sure, I'll bite.
 WaffleIron: He looka lika man. He too looka lika man.
Image 192477   07-21-17   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
1009
 
 isosceleswaffle: ...thanks, Carl...
 hajjpodge: That pilot's name? Rob Schneider.
 Teechur: @Bu7Z Germanic languages would be difficult with the umlauts and all.
 Sadbot: If the F-35 could do even that, it'd be an improvement over it's current CAS abilities
 Bu7Z: @WaffleIron they assume the bad guys can't read English.
 WaffleIron: But if the bad guys read that then they can do it too? You need to be more specific.
Image 192476   07-21-17   Uploaded by    Ihminen
Score:
533
 
 KrazyKat: Can't eat more than one.
 redmonkey3: I want the lizard to like me 2
 Teechur: I liked it. Where's my lizard?
 XLY: I like 1 lizard also
 Sadbot: @Yam I would like a ton of times to get tons of lizards. I'd give them to my best gal, ladies love swarms of lizards
 Yam: So wait, where does the lizard go? Do I get the lizard? I want a lizard, is what I'm getting at.
 Amy Housewine: This is a favourable rate of exchange.
 Volwen: 1 RAD = 1 Mascot
Image 192475   07-21-17   Uploaded by    McBomalds
Score:
344
 
 Robespierre: Disco Inferno in a box - daaaaaaaaaamn!
 Rev80: I want to street sweep Manilow's "Tryin' to Get the Feeling" with this boom-box so bad..
 Gomi Day: *slips in masonna tape - dies*
 duckfarts: oh hell yeah
 Cami: Raheem would have approved.
Image 192474   07-21-17   Uploaded by    Bumbo Lungys
Score:
324
 
 redmonkey3: Barefoot, bareback, no helmet, big basket of fried foods and a coke, prolly smokes Lucky's already - i miss old 'muricka (kinda)
 Rev80: So that's why they ran out of chocolate ice cream..
 El Barto: It's a stupid clich but in this lesbian relationship I can see who wears the pants.
 Dan Tagonistic: @Amy Housewine A bag for me, a bag for you - lets get wrecked on bags of glue
 Ulillillia: Does your girlfriend like ice cream?
 Amy Housewine: Fuck your Honda Civic, I've a horse outside/Fuck your Subaru I have a horse outside
Image 192473   07-21-17   Uploaded by    KrazyKat
Score:
500
 
 Rev80: Reverse merpersons need to be socially acknowledged
 Catcat: Mermaid would have slither on the floor of the bathroom. Yuck.
 Cami: Wouldn't centaurs just go outside? And while I'm on the topic of centaurs: How much would it suck for the man-head to eat enough hay to not get colic? I think that's why we don't see centaurs around: equine colic.
 Jennerator: I'm a mertaur you BIGOT
Image 192472   07-21-17   Uploaded by    Pizza
Score:
587
 
 Rev80: Ms. Fuzzy was a world-class Rally champion before her accident..
 kornisjon: @tib gubb Thank you for filling me in. I don't think I would has what it takes.
 tib gubb: @kornisjon it really depends on the person - some enjoy high speed maneuvering, most do not has what it takes
 kornisjon: I don't drive, so I don't know what that's like. But rad for that cool cat.
Image 192471   07-21-17   Uploaded by    Jolly Well
Score:
260
 
 Rev80: I think they should have made that van out of whatever wood those trees are..
 Volwen: T1000 should have worn a seatbelt
 WaffleIron: @Dr Awkward : Well milk freezes right around 0 degrees C, so it COULD be, but I'm betting on aluminium.
 Dr Awkward: @WaffleIron oh, so it's not milk then.
 WaffleIron: aluminium melts at 660 degrees C
Image 192470   07-21-17   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
942
 
 Rev80: This is why you shouldn't play fetch with OG Kush branches..
 Dr Awkward: That dog may love stick more than I love pizza. Somehow.
Image 192469   07-20-17   Uploaded by    catsanddogs
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