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228246  Yurishiro: Then tell me WTF are you saying dude and stop wasting my time.

228247  Yurishiro: KFShinji

228248  Yurishiro: @Aufziehvogel why

228249  Yurishiro: They clicked on the left arrow and now on the left bed stuff is about to get down

228251  Yurishiro: Come on fred, don't play with yourself through the pocket jeez, it's a family photo.

228253  Yurishiro: I like how he enjoys admiring his own sign.

228255  Yurishiro: That's exactly the face I make when I see some guy approaching my girl in the disco.

228257  Yurishiro: that's not how you huff and puff

228263  Fiveninety: purple toupee will show the way when summer brings you down.. purple toupee and gold lame will turn your brain around

228272  Yurishiro: As per usual, critics only focus on the bad parts.

228273  Yurishiro: this is life

228230  raditzu: IS it a pizza there in place of bed and sofa?

228145  MyPasswordAintPassword: Dying @VeeKay

228274  raditzu: McGoth's Unhappy Meal

226603  Jabberwikket: Return flight #228265

228265  Jabberwikket: @Jabberwikket Oops. I meant #226603

228265  Jabberwikket: Fire danger moderate #206630

228229  tib gubb: "i already told you. you can't eat only cheese."

228246  tib gubb: classic duffman

228190  Aufziehvogel: I really want to know the story behind this

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228047 SuedeOxford: When two people kiss, they form a long tube with an anus at both ends. This is not worse than that.

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228183 glenalec: Please explain?

227992 Robespierre: @glenalec From Blue Highways by William Least Heat Moon: "Who on Earth would eat wolf fish?" "Ask Mrs. Paul."

228074 Spazstatic: @Warrax if he didn't apologize, he wasn't a gentleman.

228067 glenalec: Contact .... has been made!

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227970 DrNinjaman: Louis CK's going ahead with that self help book after all.

228145 MyPasswordAintPassword: Dying @VeeKay

228190 Aufziehvogel: I really want to know the story behind this



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Score:
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 San DoDo: yes...pretended..
 Mr. Shine: Same.
 Shay: @WaffleIron Spoiler alert?
 WaffleIron: Is this an anime version of the second dumb and dumber movie?
 tib gubb: ah, you'll be right at home on friendly spaceship
 Shay: @grizzly Grover Cleveland was quite the deceptive one.
 grizzly: @Shay pretended?
 Shay: For some U.S. presidents, it's eight.
Image 192421   07-20-17   Uploaded by    mrmaestro
Score:
543
 
 Mr Bleak: @Butcherboy Van Cleef & Arpels: "Midnight Planetarium". 193,900.00 - with free delivery.
 Robespierre: @Rev80 ...and Jupiter aligns with Mars...
 Rev80: I'll be there when Mercury aligns with Venus
 San DoDo: It's half past Pluto!? Fvck, I gotta rotate!
 redmonkey3: Nevermind... ceasing to comment - probably - until less sick in sinuses
 redmonkey3: Its a day of the month watch ? Okay.
 redmonkey3: @Fiveninety - sold to people who don't appreciate it
 Fiveninety: why is it that whenever there's a totally neat watch like this, it's always at least a hundred thousand dollars?
 WaffleIron: Hate to break it to you but halleys comet isn't coming back for quite a while.
 grizzly: He's got a watch with a minute hand,millennium hand and an eon hand. When they meet it's a happy land. Powerful man, universe man
 Flarmie: Looks like it's time to get a new watch.
 Butcherboy: Ok where can I get this?!?!?
Image 192420   07-20-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
200
 
 Robespierre: Alas, poor Ziphius ... I knew him well, Horatio...
 Rev80: Back when sailing ships were 200 miles tall and 300 miles long..
 Wooden Spoon: Nantucket and Maffachufetts?
Image 192419   07-20-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
294
 
 a robot: "Yo, my wallet's fat and full of ones / Yeah, its all about the Washingtons"
Image 192418   07-20-17   Uploaded by    Teh Simpson
Score:
366
 
 Rev80: Yeah, but what if Zelda was a girl?
 kinggheedra: watch, he's going to start up about feminism in a second..
 Bu7Z: Now we just need a minifig to explain the plural of Lego is Lego for the same reason.
 wolfpk: Nintendo is a Japanese company, that makes it a now. Now get lost Jump Man!
 Jabberwikket: And how do they sign it ? Dick move Nine Ten Dos, Dick move....
 Cami: You'll make our trademark unenforceable!
 Jabberwikket: No Nintendos for you!
 Noremak: Playstation does what Nintendon't.
 Shay: This card was made for your parents and grandparents.
 Wet farts: Check out my new Nintendo PlayStation
 Ronick: Hes got them wario eyes
 Flarmie: Too harsh. I'm just going to play my Sega.
 DarkTeddy: Dont be a dick mario
Image 192417   07-20-17   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
272
 
 Rev80: That is one deep hottub
 Felicity: Inhumanoids
 Dreforian: X-COM Terror from the Deep remake looking good
 Wooden Spoon: "I just learned that giant clams don't like the taste of exploding robot legs"
 WaffleIron: Danger young Robinson!
 Felicity: My hooks are flailing wildly
Image 192416   07-20-17   Uploaded by    ruiner
Score:
279
 
 Mr. Shine: This looks infected.
 Wooden Spoon: Let's walk into this room full of twitching egg-like things on this alien planet and take off our protective masks - Plot summary of Prometheus
Image 192415   07-20-17   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
362
 
 Rev80: The new sign will have full support for emojis
 Mr. Shine: @trelyate carets are delicious.
 trelyate: I guess the friendly spaceship doesn't like forward slashes or carets.
 trelyate: (o)/
Image 192414   07-20-17   Uploaded by    CoffeeAndCigs
Score:
521
 
 duchaschmeremol: of COURSE you can wear it at work. you HAVE to! I saw how your boss ogled your ass at that cocktail party last year
 SpaceCow: "It was at this moment, I knew, death would not allow me release."
 raditzu: he MUST be happy
 Rev80: Well, It says nothing about boyfriends..
 Cami: He is not her property.
 Urn BooUrn: The subtlest of warning signs.
 square44: I'm a whole internet away and I'm too close
 bug: He looks so... happy.
 Wet farts: Run.
 RalphyNoPants: What started so promising has descended into the pits of despair.
Image 192413   07-20-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
999
 
 tib gubb: damned himster jesus and his dyed cloth
 Rev80: Dressing in day-glo yellow is also a sin
 WaffleIron: @Radstarboom : I had something poignant to say about religion coming from within oneself, but then I couldn't remember if that was eastern of western religion, and it still would've been a stretch to make it mildly amusing. So yeah, Jesus is a white guy now.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: jesus is an allegorical pony.
 Niels Bohr: @Radstarboom haven't been to church recently eh? He was whited up over 1000 years ago.
 Radstarboom: Oh, Jesus is some white guy now? Huh.
Image 192412   07-20-17   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
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