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268931  VoR: Oh nice pearls

268933  VoR: And his hat is glued on?

268922  FabricMan: "I have done something horrible" means "I cheated on you"

268937  VoR: Take your bobble heads out the box and let them bobble!

268935  FabricMan: @bug That WOULD be a miracle

268938  VoR: Raggy dolls

268937  El hefe: There's a glitch in the matrix

268936  Dr Awkward: If this is like my dog, hes upset that this person actually showered. Sweaty feet are his fave!

268922  charlemagne: I'm going through a tricky breakup at the moment, she already ticked off four of these

268933  bug: Go go gadget public nap!

268935  bug: The bonus word is a great way to avoid big belly miracles.

268932  bug: You have an odd looking mother. ...which may explain why you look so strange for a six-year old.

268933  Sadbot: To answer you question, kid; no, white hipsters are not okay

268929  VeeKay: Spanieliceous

268925  MrBoffo: Draw a circle around the one God loves the most

268926  SunWukong: Fuck your sky fairy.

268933  hajjpodge: This man is living in 3018.

268930  MrBoffo: Ghost of Retail Past

268931  SunWukong: @bad tony It derives from the Sanskrit for "eggplant".

268876  antipatterns: Listen to Bon Jovi for 20 years then die

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268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268830 ThoughtlessGentleman: @Teechur the dog looks great like you could hang out and get into whacky adventures.

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

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268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

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 San DoDo: yes...pretended..
 Mr. Shine: Same.
 Shay: @WaffleIron Spoiler alert?
 WaffleIron: Is this an anime version of the second dumb and dumber movie?
 tib gubb: ah, you'll be right at home on friendly spaceship
 Shay: @grizzly Grover Cleveland was quite the deceptive one.
 grizzly: @Shay pretended?
 Shay: For some U.S. presidents, it's eight.
Image 192421   07-20-17   Uploaded by    mrmaestro
 Mr Bleak: @Butcherboy Van Cleef & Arpels: "Midnight Planetarium". 193,900.00 - with free delivery.
 jeffrey: @Rev80 ...and Jupiter aligns with Mars...
 Rev80: I'll be there when Mercury aligns with Venus
 San DoDo: It's half past Pluto!? Fvck, I gotta rotate!
 redmonkey3: Nevermind... ceasing to comment - probably - until less sick in sinuses
 redmonkey3: Its a day of the month watch ? Okay.
 redmonkey3: @Fiveninety - sold to people who don't appreciate it
 Fiveninety: why is it that whenever there's a totally neat watch like this, it's always at least a hundred thousand dollars?
 WaffleIron: Hate to break it to you but halleys comet isn't coming back for quite a while.
 grizzly: He's got a watch with a minute hand,millennium hand and an eon hand. When they meet it's a happy land. Powerful man, universe man
 Flarmie: Looks like it's time to get a new watch.
 Butcherboy: Ok where can I get this?!?!?
Image 192420   07-20-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
 communist: Alas, poor Ziphius ... I knew him well, Horatio...
 Rev80: Back when sailing ships were 200 miles tall and 300 miles long..
 Wooden Spoon: Nantucket and Maffachufetts?
Image 192419   07-20-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
 a robot: "Yo, my wallet's fat and full of ones / Yeah, its all about the Washingtons"
Image 192418   07-20-17   Uploaded by    Teh Simpson
 Rev80: Yeah, but what if Zelda was a girl?
 kinggheedra: watch, he's going to start up about feminism in a second..
 Bu7Z: Now we just need a minifig to explain the plural of Lego is Lego for the same reason.
 wolfpk: Nintendo is a Japanese company, that makes it a now. Now get lost Jump Man!
 Jabberwikket: And how do they sign it ? Dick move Nine Ten Dos, Dick move....
 Cami: You'll make our trademark unenforceable!
 Jabberwikket: No Nintendos for you!
 Noremak: Playstation does what Nintendon't.
 Shay: This card was made for your parents and grandparents.
 Wet farts: Check out my new Nintendo PlayStation
 Ronick: Hes got them wario eyes
 Flarmie: Too harsh. I'm just going to play my Sega.
 DarkTeddy: Dont be a dick mario
Image 192417   07-20-17   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
 Rev80: That is one deep hottub
 greg: Inhumanoids
 Dreforian: X-COM Terror from the Deep remake looking good
 Wooden Spoon: "I just learned that giant clams don't like the taste of exploding robot legs"
 WaffleIron: Danger young Robinson!
 entropy: My hooks are flailing wildly
Image 192416   07-20-17   Uploaded by    ruiner
 Mr. Shine: This looks infected.
 Wooden Spoon: Let's walk into this room full of twitching egg-like things on this alien planet and take off our protective masks - Plot summary of Prometheus
Image 192415   07-20-17   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
 Rev80: The new sign will have full support for emojis
 Mr. Shine: @trelyate carets are delicious.
 trelyate: I guess the friendly spaceship doesn't like forward slashes or carets.
 trelyate: (o)/
Image 192414   07-20-17   Uploaded by    CoffeeAndCigs
 duchaschmeremol: of COURSE you can wear it at work. you HAVE to! I saw how your boss ogled your ass at that cocktail party last year
 SpaceCow: "It was at this moment, I knew, death would not allow me release."
 raditzu: he MUST be happy
 Rev80: Well, It says nothing about boyfriends..
 Cami: He is not her property.
 Urn BooUrn: The subtlest of warning signs.
 square44: I'm a whole internet away and I'm too close
 bug: He looks so... happy.
 Wet farts: Run.
 RalphyNoPants: What started so promising has descended into the pits of despair.
Image 192413   07-20-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
 tib gubb: damned himster jesus and his dyed cloth
 Rev80: Dressing in day-glo yellow is also a sin
 WaffleIron: @Radstarboom : I had something poignant to say about religion coming from within oneself, but then I couldn't remember if that was eastern of western religion, and it still would've been a stretch to make it mildly amusing. So yeah, Jesus is a white guy now.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: jesus is an allegorical pony.
 Niels Bohr: @Radstarboom haven't been to church recently eh? He was whited up over 1000 years ago.
 Radstarboom: Oh, Jesus is some white guy now? Huh.
Image 192412   07-20-17   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
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