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228274  dangerkeith3000: David Duchovny is the one on the left.

228275  dangerkeith3000: Why is everything capitalized except 'shit'? Be consistent!

228276  dangerkeith3000: The Eggos sell it.

228226  Yurishiro: come back here right eye

228238  Yurishiro: Yup, that's your average Italian guys.

228239  Yurishiro: We probably aren't even alive now.

228243  Yurishiro: Ta-da-buuurp!

228244  Yurishiro: Fucking hell?!

228276  jochenau: That's a pretty good Eleven costume imo.

228246  Yurishiro: Then tell me WTF are you saying dude and stop wasting my time.

228247  Yurishiro: KFShinji

228248  Yurishiro: @Aufziehvogel why

228249  Yurishiro: They clicked on the left arrow and now on the left bed stuff is about to get down

228251  Yurishiro: Come on fred, don't play with yourself through the pocket jeez, it's a family photo.

228253  Yurishiro: I like how he enjoys admiring his own sign.

228255  Yurishiro: That's exactly the face I make when I see some guy approaching my girl in the disco.

228257  Yurishiro: that's not how you huff and puff

228263  Fiveninety: purple toupee will show the way when summer brings you down.. purple toupee and gold lame will turn your brain around

228272  Yurishiro: As per usual, critics only focus on the bad parts.

228273  Yurishiro: this is life

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227992 Robespierre: @glenalec From Blue Highways by William Least Heat Moon: "Who on Earth would eat wolf fish?" "Ask Mrs. Paul."

228047 SuedeOxford: When two people kiss, they form a long tube with an anus at both ends. This is not worse than that.

227970 DrNinjaman: Louis CK's going ahead with that self help book after all.

228024 VeeKay: O beautiful for spacious skies, For amber waves of grain, For purple mountain majesties, Above the fruited plain! America! America! God shed His grace on thee, And crown thy good with brotherhood, From sea to shining sea!

228183 glenalec: Please explain?

228218 glenalec: Bunion shrouds.

228190 Aufziehvogel: I really want to know the story behind this

228072 Drump Porbs: uh huh @a robot!!!

228067 glenalec: Contact .... has been made!

228145 MyPasswordAintPassword: Dying @VeeKay

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 duchaschmeremol: am I the only one interested in how to learn golf through my tv set?
 hajjpodge: @horseycabbage America's future is Communist. Where will you be when the revolution comes knocking? Will you be manning the guillotines or strapped into them?
 redmonkey3: @hajjpodge - and make less people, that helps about 89% of those problems
 cenecia: I mean, what is this sign trying to say? Businesses shouldn't use computers? Do they think minimum wage should just stay at $7/hour forever? It's really sad how many people fall for this stuff.
 Wooden Spoon: I've come here to kick ass and chew gum-&-nuts and I'm all out of gum-&-nuts!
 hajjpodge: @bug Which means the problems go deeper, as they always do, than just a living wage. Rent control, affordable housing, an end to gentrification. To truly transform the nation's economy to work for all we have to dismantle the capitalist system that perpetually creates these problems.
 Shay: CBS' new PSA campaign goes straight to the point.
 Bluetocracy: Weekly rent for a trash can in SF is $500. At least it has wi-fi.
 Robespierre: Fuck begging - Eat The Rich.
 bug: Even at $15 minimum wage, you'd have to work more than 50 hours per week, just to make enough rent to live there.
 Wooden Spoon: Except those jobs are already scheduled to be replaced by automatic kiosks so..,
Image 192394   07-20-17   Uploaded by    grace
Image 192393   07-20-17   Uploaded by    ITS TAPE
 Felicity: @grizzly ♬ Im at the combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell ♬
 grizzly: @Felicity I don't see you!
 Shay: Not even Pizza Hut can avoid the Noid.
 bug: plot twist: the guy at Taco Bell ordered Domino's.
 Felicity: Im at the Pizza Hut / Im at the Taco Bell
Image 192392   07-20-17   Uploaded by    Not Sam
 San DoDo: @Ulillillia wait..I'm the cat!
 Mr. Shine: *ghost farts*
 Kim: And then you wonder... what side of the mirror is that scratching coming from?
 Ulillillia: "Must be the cat"
Image 192391   07-20-17   Uploaded by    bbbrandon
 Felicity: A golf ball holding a painting
Image 192390   07-20-17   Uploaded by    Magic Bullets
 Dr. Bathroom: How would they know it's a classic if they're a new user?
 Gomi Day: again?
 Ulillillia: Classic
Image 192389   07-20-17   Uploaded by    RimLickinGood
 Wooden Spoon: @Mr. Butt: the dog crap won the election.
 Mr. Butt: Also, hilarious username/upload
 Mr. Butt: Don't kink shame
 Felicity: Good comedy structure. :-)
Image 192388   07-20-17   Uploaded by    Bernie 2016
 SpaceCow: "I hereby declare Remix-o-tron's beats to be sick."
 Rev80: This is how politicians see future autonomous driving lawsuits..
 Bluetocracy: How do you plead, 0 or 1?
 Hosebag: Femputer, FEMPUTE!
 Felicity: The Honourable Judge Stan Lee, presiding
 Donut: You cannot compute the truth!
Image 192387   07-20-17   Uploaded by    taiko
 Ulillillia: @Felicity…
 Felicity: Oh wow, me in the 1980s
Image 192386   07-20-17   Uploaded by    ITS TAPE
 Teechur: @carpwoman Looks like she's throwing gang signs.
 carpwoman: Who taught her how to hold a camera? Yikes.
 Wooden Spoon: But that's not a phone!
 Mr. Butt: Hellraiser III kicks ass!
Image 192385   07-20-17   Uploaded by    killme
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