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221697  confession: I think I speak for everyone when I say "Go buy a red ribbon for that cat now!"

221684  trelyate: RIP, Florida Man.

221689  sparename: Was going to ask what this would be in Teraquads aboard Voyager but Urban Dic tells me:- "Teraquad a synonym for 4 Terabytes commonly used by uneducated people who watch the show "Star Trek" far too often. Commonly used by people named James."

221693  boozer: Am I the only one that thinks that they should keep the chemical cleaning sponge and dish cleaning sponge further apart?

221673  Dan Tagonistic: I think I had this

221693  inthrees: *This bear will get really anal if you act like a child and don't wash your dish.*

221684  Minnesotan: nailed it

221674  karmakat: WHO turned off the light?

221677  karmakat: I am SO HUNGRY I WILL EAT THIS TABLE!

221683  ThoughtlessGentleman: its that trustworthy magical rhinoceros ive been hearing about!!!

221679  karmakat: who farted?

221680  karmakat: aw, so tiny.

221682  karmakat: to avoid spillage huh?

221690  yawgmoth: Straight to the brain

221615  Felicity: Alcohol Improv

221622  Felicity: @No Ragrets @Uncle Phil I hate those new headlights that are as bright on the normal setting as high-beams, so then you flash your high-beams at the person, and then they turn on their high-beams and its twice as bad

221684  Theta Zero: "What are you gonna do, eat me?"

221624  Felicity: Weng Weng, in disguise, going undercover

221690  communist: i'm totally craving skulldrinking a beer right now.

221643  Felicity: Nice copperplate lettering at least

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221535 wolfpk: Is this guy and uber patriot, or did he just get really drunk?

221622 Felicity: @No Ragrets @Uncle Phil I hate those new headlights that are as bright on the normal setting as high-beams, so then you flash your high-beams at the person, and then they turn on their high-beams and its twice as bad

221577 Korrok: I have to laugh.

221517 wolfpk: Practical, but creepy

221582 ignatz: You're either with us, or against us (GW Bush)

221607 Cami: Acquisition Catalogue.

221638 Winterneuro: @Haute and sweaty hmmm. I do know the name, so no bet! :-)

221576 Mr. Shine: @Colty Brumb Do they count the time spent unwrapping the little b@st@rds?

221470 copunter: and that, friends, is the story of capitalism

221610 Yurishiro: @Derp Herpigan ...yes I totally missed...



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Score:
635
 
 redmonkey3: I look wayyy rougher than this - must need to drink moar water; or something
 WotGives: @Meow The word your looking for is drowning
 Teechur: I'm right-handed.
 Zukero: I drink water with slightly less photoshop.
 Amy Housewine: Water is for wimps.
 SpaceCow: Oh Buzzfeed, you're so topical.
 WTF: I live in the US. My water is light yellow with sediment on the bottom.
 Meow: I'm from Russia. The water drinks me
 dangerkeith3000: I don't drink water like that. I must have a drinking problem.
Image 192355   07-20-17   Uploaded by    tina
Score:
484
 
 kornisjon: Paul is so kawaii.
 redmonkey3: @Donut - imprisoned and tried: got off on technicality
 Robespierre: I always though the Japanese version was called Beat Your Meat-les
 Felicity: Justin Bieber, Mary-Lou Retton, Alan Cumming, and John Belushi
 Zukero: Meat the bottles.
 trelyate: I didn't know Alfred E Neuman was a Beatle.
 Donut: I hope whomever was in charge of airbrushing these pictures was imprisoned for war crimes.
 dangerkeith3000: Cursed image. Rad.
 Mr. Butt: The VTOL
 Sadbot: Combine to form Sgt. Pepper!
 Peach: Sgt. Kawaii's Lonely Hearts Club Band
Image 192354   07-20-17   Uploaded by    KnifeySpooney
Score:
296
 
 redmonkey3: @Greek Fire - we shall see the truth of this prophecy VERY soon
 Robespierre: Not even oxygen. That's America come 2020!
 Greek Fire: Freedom is just another word for nothing left to lose.
 dangerkeith3000: and a sunset/sunrise.....and a tree...
 tib gubb: and electricity... and this chair...
 Donut: ...okay, maybe a cheeseburger too. Freedom AND a cheeseburger. But no pickles on there. I prefer my freedom pickleless like my cheeseburger.
 Zukero: I see many things that aren't freedom here.
Image 192353   07-20-17   Uploaded by    male anon
Score:
380
 
 redmonkey3: @dangerkeith3000 - young temps problems go wayyy beyond not enough work to keep busy
 Sadbot: @dangerkeith3000 When I get bored at work I just hide out and play games on my phone or see how many coworkers I can sneak up on, cripes.
 jochenau: @dangerkeith3000 She does that, then says it's *your* fault? Wtf.
 Donut: That does not make me feel any better, you callous bastard.
 dangerkeith3000: My work had some person who would take a dump and then spread it all over the walls. They'd do it everyday. It was in the women's bathroom so we knew that much. People took samples of it and compared it to what people were eating for lunch. It took about a week to narrow it down to one person. Finally we had a serious meeting with everyone and it turned out to be this young temp. When asked why she did it she said she was bored and was lashing out because she didn't have enough work to keep her occupied. That shit was nasty.
 Sadbot: And now I'm just angry about people who break the social contract and wallow in the tragedy of the commons. Better than being sad, I guess.
 Zukero: And that'll make you sadder for he must be happy.
Image 192352   07-20-17   Uploaded by    l0dan
Score:
331
 
 grizzly: Still trying to get through the friendly spaceship backlog.
 SpaceCow: He's clearly taking a selfie "lol, just rolled my car!"
 Rev80: Planking has gotten out of control
 dangerkeith3000: Texting while driving is a HUGE pet peeve of mine. Don't get me started.
 Zukero: Damn autocorrect.
Image 192351   07-20-17   Uploaded by    toaster
Score:
617
 
 dangerkeith3000: "I'm Dogford Brimley and I'd like to talk to you about Diabeetus."
 Sadbot: Too much sun, your dog melted
Image 192350   07-20-17   Uploaded by    Call Of Pooty
Score:
783
 
 redmonkey3: @SunWukong @fanny - i can freely rad since i dont care about any Beatles vs. Stones vs. Led Zep shite, like them all
 fanny: @SunWukong you've made me so sad today :(
 SunWukong: @fanny I got you comrade. I can comfortably Rad for you because I also hate The Beatles. :)
 fanny: I like this dog, but i have a really hard time radding anything from someone who hates the Beatles. :(
 Rev80: I'm pretty sure he is a cop
 dangerkeith3000: Doge.
 Robespierre: Am hoomin. Akita you not.
 Knice: So future. Much bright.
Image 192349   07-20-17   Uploaded by    I Hate The Beatles
Score:
389
 
 redmonkey3: @Meow - pics or it hasn't been photoshopped!
 Meow: @Donut You don't know what you're missing
 Donut: @Meow I do not feel comfortable of seeing pictures of anyone riding Taft.
 Meow: @Donut What about Taft?
 KrazyKat: BRB. Gone vampire hunting.
 Donut: Revisionist History 101: Every President Looks Better Riding A Bear
 dangerkeith3000: Whatcha hidin' under your hat, Lincoln?
 Zukero: Most 'murican picture you've got.
Image 192348   07-20-17   Uploaded by    pisspig
Score:
498
 
 bug: I like how they're crouching to get a better angle.
 dangerkeith3000: "Dog on dog show is good, is not? Dmititri pass popcorn here come best part. Spasibo."
 Zukero: Friendly friends being friendly.
Image 192347   07-20-17   Uploaded by    MikeWhiskey
Score:
286
 
 Dreforian: This perfectly conceals the herd of Zebras from predators
 addend: "...but he never showed up for the job interview".
 SpaceCow: That's how Khan hid the Hotel Monolith from the Shadow.
 Ulillillia: @Rev80 Northwest Florida aka Southeast Alabama
 Rev80: In Northwest Florida, all buildings are painted this way.. And don't forget the very important Browning Logo adorning every window..
 dangerkeith3000: I can still see the building. Joke's on you!
 Sadbot: Shouldn't it be...urban camo?
 Zukero: Empty parking lot
Image 192346   07-20-17   Uploaded by    nanananana
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