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272614  ThoughtlessGentleman: "spaying and neutering humans is the best theres already tons of them with no homes."

272592  Teechur: @tib gubb I'm sorry, "they" have to pee outside.

272604  Teechur: Hand him the green one and then say, "No, we don't live there anymore. Try to fit in." Then hand him the whole box.

272621  Cami: Poor thing, wait until you are an adult, that is when the real disappointments start.

272613  ThoughtlessGentleman: @waaaaaat hi bob barker!

272621  toaster: Poor thing, wait until you are an adult, that is when the real disappointments start.

272615  Peter Pantsless: Holy shit, was that squirrel a vampire or something?

272608  DrinkMixMan: *Hank Hill "bwaaa" noise*

272609  DrinkMixMan: Happy Halloween!

272620  99.9 Percent: this is why I need feminism

272620  kittylitter: Way too much sugar.

272620  Taters: stop sexualization of coffee

272620  waffle iron: I like my women like I like my coffee: with a face.

272557  charlemagne: I get it

272619  a spider plan: Well now thats just silly to leave the rest of the raw chicken on the counter at room temperature.

272597  charlemagne: they never would never say that in the fifties

272445  potato: exactly @Knice

272604  addend: "I'm not racist - I'm colorblind."

272607  addend: "Giddyup!"

272455  Mr Bleak: Swicherino of movie posters.

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272423 Sadpygmy: What at pain in the ass

272205 Mr Bleak: Anythings a building if you're ...

272245 Side Boob: Time to go to the ER, I guess.

272089 Mad Collager: @fanny You'll do fine! If you have any trouble, reply here and I'll trouble-shoot. I just hope I see the reply in time to do you good!

272539 Air Biscuit: A fine mustache.

272463 copunter: vvv (they're supposedly the red flowers, I guess)

272372 Side Boob: Always carry a spare.

272261 Mr Bleak: @Side Boob *Nobody* expects The Spanish Mikado!

272448 Eleftheros: As voiced by Ron Perlman

272295 DrinkMixMan: Thanks, these injured animals really brightened my day!

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 SpaceCow: Jonathan Davis' message to his fans.
 greg: Gentlemen! Behold!
 Teechur: Teenager: WhatEVER! Dad: No. CORNever.
 sparename: I was forever touching cloth but now I've gone cold-turtle
 addend: Aw, shucks.
 grizzly: We're looking at you, Mr. Vice President.
 Side Boob: Fuck you, sign! You aren't the boss of me!
 ThoughtlessGentleman: corn touchin is th devil....
 duckfarts: look, with a sign like that, you're definitely getting children of the corn
 Peter Pantsless: Guess I have to hand in my dot. You heard the sign @Knice. Beans are okay...I guess
 Terrh: Do Not Touch Korn EVER!!!
 Knice: :'-(
 WaffleIron: Do Not Corn Touch EVER!!!
Image 192288   07-20-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 manlyman: @Teechur Biggest knuckleduster I've ever seen.
 Teechur: Top middle. I have something very similar in my toolbox.
 addend: None more pew, pew.
 SomeCanadian: Your keys are weird.
Image 192287   07-20-17   Uploaded by    Toasted Taco Brunchito
Image 192286 is unbelievably bad (score -11) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by digabigpig. We'll pray for you, digabigpig.
 duckfarts: oh rude, sneakin' a fart right in his mouth? rude as hell
 Peter Pantsless: *chomp* " how am I supposed to metabolize this?"
 SunWukong: Yodelaiooooooooooooo!
Image 192285   07-20-17   Uploaded by    Drump Porbs
 nlx27: Lemmiwinks sure let himself go
 SpaceCow: "What, ya never seen a two stone guinea pig?"
 sorghum: Stand back! It's about to ... ***Bla-DOWWWW!***
 Teechur: @bardberries So, in a few days it should be a litter bit smaller?
 bardberries: It's pregnant, not morbidly obese.
 WotGives: Sorry, but a straw TRex is more impressive than a straw guinea pig
 Zukero: Decorated albino coconut.
 duckfarts: this is adorably terrible
 Peter Pantsless: Aww, look at tons 'o fun over here. Seriously, though, don't let your piggy get that fat
 piranharama: Do it's legs touch the ground?
 Butcherboy: I kind of want to bop it and watch it weeble wobble
 Himesama: My kids say it's chubby. My kids also say I'm chubby :(
 tib gubb: aw, it's cute
Image 192284   07-20-17   Uploaded by    boomboomboom
 Teechur: Way to own it!
 Volwen: His barber is either awesome or an asshole
Image 192283   07-20-17   Uploaded by    abrahamx
 XLY: Japan, god damn!
 sparename: "DON'T PUSH HIM BACK INTO THE SEA!! His Mummy told him not to swim after a meal!".. again
 SunWukong: @Peter Pantsless Nope. Still baffled.
 Peter Pantsless: And now you know why anime is popular
Image 192282   07-20-17   Uploaded by    artfulcodger
Image 192281 is unbelievably bad (score -5) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by obboma. You have brought shame on us, obboma.
 trelyate: this guy lives in the same city as me, apparently.
 Rhombo Dimple: @Felicity * told them = told me
 rachel: In all seriousness, I used to clean my table when leaving McDonalds, but then more than one friend who had worked at McDonalds told them that that is actually bad because leaving my garbage on the table gives the employees something to do--presumably, something that is less unpleasant than what they would have to do if I clean up after myself.
 Dick Inspector: Or maybe you live in a Nordic country?
 Teechur: @Peter Pantsless If you don't have awesome kids yet, you will. Teach 'em right! Be a Scout leader and teach more!
 XLY: as you should
 Peter Pantsless: Good cause, though. Clean up your table, take your shopping carts back, pick trash up when you see it; it takes no effort and makes somebody else's life easier
 El Barto: Oh shit. That ain't rad.
 vape station: Same
Image 192280   07-20-17   Uploaded by    norgu5
 Cami: BP rig fire contained
 Teechur: Step 1: Get a box
 SomeCanadian: I'll just put this with the rest of the fire... there.
 Noremak: It's been a while since I've listened to Equinox.
 Albo Grungus: Never throw stones if you live in a glass house. Unless it's on fire. Then throw them bitches.
Image 192279   07-20-17   Uploaded by    9mm
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