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249303  Joseph: Please stop.

249274  San DoDo: Wood praise again

249278  San DoDo: Most haunting work to date!

249282  San DoDo: Now what?

249307  charlemagne: keep it up greg and it'll be two pounds of flesh

249286  San DoDo: They're steaming mad!

249288  San DoDo: Now kiss

249289  San DoDo: This is your final warning..

249292  San DoDo: I like the one where they try to break castle gates with a computer ram, also goat ram in the PC

249295  San DoDo: Tubular!

249296  San DoDo: Oh fou shou, fou shou

249305  San DoDo: This is awesome, I hope there's like a Blockbuster gift card in the socks

249296  charlemagne: maybe I did, and maybe I didn't. in all the confusion I'm not so sure myself. but what you should be asking is if you feel lucky

249297  charlemagne: the trick is to hit the acceleration just as the number two appears on the screen, you get a little boost

249312  Knice: Craigslist said it had power steering.

249215  Prostata: they make an ointment for that now

249305  Knice: Very not funny.

249312  sparename: Can use the Car-Mool Lane

249213  Science: On the losing end of the wishbone, and I won't pretend I don't mind

249305  Mr. Whiskers: And inside the socks...an Apple Watch. And inside the watch...dental floss. But inside the floss is oral hygiene - and that, my friend, is the true gift.

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249073 addend: "Okay, Google, tell Siri to tell Alexa to tell the copier..."

249189 Astanapan: I find people who know what they want attractive.

249187 Passive: Mrs. Jones, are you trying to seduce me?

249175 Otterman: @WTF (In Hans Moleman voice) Give me the biggest ice cream cone you have. No, that's too big.

249243 Side Boob: Hey! It's that one guy from 'Bosom Buddies' on TV

249106 Teechur: I agree with @Air Biscuit The lines are too straight. It's probably a handwriting typeface. That being said, I also agree with @Yurishiro

249148 Amy Housewine: Your halo is broken.

249049 Jaunty Shrimp: @Mr. Shine Sounds neat :)

249218 Telkwa: Cristo Redentor

249142 dangerkeith3000: @funny in the wall I order potatoes/hashbrowns for breakfast just to give me an excuse to eat ketchup.



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13. PlzPlzMe: 1820 points
14. Bad Dad: 1622 points
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Score:
349
 
 SpaceCow: Jonathan Davis' message to his fans.
 Felicity: Gentlemen! Behold!
 Teechur: Teenager: WhatEVER! Dad: No. CORNever.
 sparename: I was forever touching cloth but now I've gone cold-turtle
 addend: Aw, shucks.
 grizzly: We're looking at you, Mr. Vice President.
 Side Boob: Fuck you, sign! You aren't the boss of me!
 ThoughtlessGentleman: corn touchin is th devil....
 duckfarts: look, with a sign like that, you're definitely getting children of the corn
 Peter Pantsless: Guess I have to hand in my dot. You heard the sign @Knice. Beans are okay...I guess
 San DoDo: [TOUCHING OF THE CORN INTENSIFIES]
 Terrh: Do Not Touch Korn EVER!!!
 Knice: :'-(
 WaffleIron: Do Not Corn Touch EVER!!!
Image 192288   07-20-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
293
 
 manlyman: @Teechur Biggest knuckleduster I've ever seen.
 Teechur: Top middle. I have something very similar in my toolbox.
 addend: None more pew, pew.
 SomeCanadian: Your keys are weird.
Image 192287   07-20-17   Uploaded by    Toasted Taco Brunchito
Image 192286 is unbelievably bad (score -11) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by digabigpig. We'll pray for you, digabigpig.
Score:
593
 
 duckfarts: oh rude, sneakin' a fart right in his mouth? rude as hell
 Peter Pantsless: *chomp* "Hmmm...now how am I supposed to metabolize this?"
 SunWukong: Yodelaiooooooooooooo!
Image 192285   07-20-17   Uploaded by    Drump Porbs
Score:
635
 
 nlx27: Lemmiwinks sure let himself go
 SpaceCow: "What, ya never seen a two stone guinea pig?"
 sorghum: Stand back! It's about to ... ***Bla-DOWWWW!***
 Teechur: @bardberries So, in a few days it should be a litter bit smaller?
 bardberries: It's pregnant, not morbidly obese.
 WotGives: Sorry, but a straw TRex is more impressive than a straw guinea pig
 Zukero: Decorated albino coconut.
 duckfarts: this is adorably terrible
 Peter Pantsless: Aww, look at tons 'o fun over here. Seriously, though, don't let your piggy get that fat
 piranharama: Do it's legs touch the ground?
 Butcherboy: I kind of want to bop it and watch it weeble wobble
 Himesama: My kids say it's chubby. My kids also say I'm chubby :(
 tib gubb: aw, it's cute
Image 192284   07-20-17   Uploaded by    boomboomboom
Score:
458
 
 Teechur: Way to own it!
 Volwen: His barber is either awesome or an asshole
Image 192283   07-20-17   Uploaded by    abrahamx
Score:
265
 
 XLY: Japan, god damn!
 sparename: "DON'T PUSH HIM BACK INTO THE SEA!! His Mummy told him not to swim after a meal!".. again
 SunWukong: @Peter Pantsless Nope. Still baffled.
 Peter Pantsless: And now you know why anime is popular
Image 192282   07-20-17   Uploaded by    artfulcodger
Image 192281 is unbelievably bad (score -5) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by obboma. You have brought shame on us, obboma.
Score:
843
 
 trelyate: this guy lives in the same city as me, apparently.
 Felicity: @Felicity * told them = told me
 Felicity: In all seriousness, I used to clean my table when leaving McDonalds, but then more than one friend who had worked at McDonalds told them that that is actually bad because leaving my garbage on the table gives the employees something to do--presumably, something that is less unpleasant than what they would have to do if I clean up after myself.
 Dick Inspector: Or maybe you live in a Nordic country?
 Teechur: @Peter Pantsless If you don't have awesome kids yet, you will. Teach 'em right! Be a Scout leader and teach more!
 XLY: as you should
 Peter Pantsless: Good cause, though. Clean up your table, take your shopping carts back, pick trash up when you see it; it takes no effort and makes somebody else's life easier
 El Barto: Oh shit. That ain't rad.
 Felicity: Same
Image 192280   07-20-17   Uploaded by    norgu5
Score:
435
 
 Felicity: BP rig fire contained
 Teechur: Step 1: Get a box
 SomeCanadian: I'll just put this with the rest of the fire... there.
 Noremak: It's been a while since I've listened to Equinox.
 Dr Awkward: Never throw stones if you live in a glass house. Unless it's on fire. Then throw them bitches.
Image 192279   07-20-17   Uploaded by    9mm
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