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215998  Relp: This traffic signal is cheating at "Red Light, Green Light".

215938  Yurishiro: Psssst...

215997  Derp Herpigan: Or even better is when you have to play a bootlegged game because the developers decided not to export out of their native country for whatever the reason.

215983  penguinslovebananas: Steam will trigger either type. Optical or ionization (ie. radioactive) since it effects both the optical clarity and the electric charge of the air around the detector.

215998  Derp Herpigan: Cuz you're stop and you're go, you're yes and you're no..

216003  dingding: My all time favorite caption for this picture has got to be 'Which episode of Breaking Bad is this from?'

215986  Korrok: Korrok approves...

216000  Derp Herpigan: @sports some stores like to change Black Friday into Blackout Friday. Especially if immediately following a strong ice storm.

216003  Derp Herpigan: @Pingu IRL so has Dobby it seems.

215989  Minnesotan: Dr Doom toots as he pleases!

216003  Pingu IRL: Harry has really let himself go.

215925  Prostata: lol dongs

215985  Derp Herpigan: TMW you find yourself in Sharks' territory and you are a Jets fan.

215936  Prostata: party hard

215989  bug: No doot.

215990  bug: @rockkstar I walk my dog in order to meet other dogs. People are generally disappointing.

216003  pirate: Why is dude BBQ'ing in a Boyz 2 Men outfit?

215991  bug: That's not how you wear knee pads.

215970  Prostata: he's the party Bard. Singing magical songs to give +1 THAC0

215998  Starry Lemon: I'm getting some mixed signals, guys.

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215782 Felicity: Id like to solve the puzzle

215792 Ulillillia: Long time no see!

215731 WaffleIron: @Spazstatic : Almost. I was advising a coworker whose career aspirations were not being assisted by management.

215793 VeeKay: FFS Santa, just play skins or shirts.

215746 cenecia: "I like money"

215836 VeeKay: This is how you waste 82 course credits.

215898 El Barto: *Sharpie sounds* IAM GOODENOUGH

215785 Otterman: And you have the devil's curly hair!

215791 Felicity: Many Shubs and Zuuls knew what it was to roast in the depths of a Sloar that day I can tell you

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 Shay: Jim Henson reincarnated as a dog.
 Bob: At last, I have found my spirit animal.
 dangerkeith3000: He looks like my uncle.
 Urn BooUrn: So wise.
 Otterman: Karl Barx
 isosceleswaffle: I love Classical Philosopher Dog.
 Niels Bohr: Old dogs are sweetest dogs.
 A duck: Grizzled Old Man Dog
Image 192159   07-19-17   Uploaded by    god666
 Jabberwikket: [Slams fist on table] Spicier!
 Hosebag: The spice must flow!
 Borkf: Ginger spice, baby spice, sporty spice, scary spice and posh spice.
 XLY: it doesn't seem to be flowing very well, maybe add some of those little silica packs?
 Mr. Butt: @SunWukong You rat!
 Amy Housewine: Oh believe me, I'll tell you what I want. What I really really want.
 Eleftheros: @Eleftheros or whatever ground up spice girls you have layin around
 Eleftheros: Fashion spice, spoopy spice, pink spice, salt, oyster spice, salt, salt, granulated rhubarb.
 SunWukong: The old spicy spices.
Image 192158   07-19-17   Uploaded by    Baby Jesus
 Mr Bleak: She didn't chose the Dicks life, the Dicks life chose her.
 2Berries: The social security office is not scary of a place, you can get your name changed
 Ihminen: TYUGHJ
 fanny: more like Class D
 Mr. Butt: There's nothing PG about Tanya.
Image 192157   07-19-17   Uploaded by    satoshi
 Air Biscuit: Dont touch the sides.
 Shay: Ohboy.
 Robespierre: Domo arigato, dude.
 Mr. Butt: AstroRad for Osamu Tezuka
 a robot: How is robot babby formed?
Image 192156   07-19-17   Uploaded by    Mumbo Dingus
 Dan Tagonistic: Dan Safari Balls
 Dan Tagonistic: Mods, can I change my user name please?
 Dan Tagonistic: You could name anything Safari Balls
 Dan Tagonistic: Safari Balls = Dancing name
 Pizza: You wanna take a Chansey?!
 NoRagrets: *throws safari ball*
 Meow: Dude you wanna the fuck fuckin' die
Image 192155   07-19-17   Uploaded by    GiveMePlus
 dangerkeith3000: Yo, Mister White!
 dangerkeith3000: Yo, Mister White!
Image 192154   07-19-17   Uploaded by    entropy
 Air Biscuit: Gona do walk the DOGA.
 2Berries: Yoda, Y O D A, yoda, yo yo yo yo yodaaaaaaa
 grizzly: *bounces on stick* POGA
 Butcherboy: TOGA TOGA TOGA@Amy Housewine
 Amy Housewine: *Drapes a towel over one shoulder* TOGA
Image 192153   07-19-17   Uploaded by    Frum Temps
 LieutenantTofu: Sand, the DIYer's cup holder.
 Skaalar: @Pizza Sandy, yet satisfying :3
 Pizza: This is oddly satisfying.
Image 192152   07-19-17   Uploaded by    hammy
 LieutenantTofu: BITE ON DOWN
 Robespierre: God ... the horror, the horror.
 Skaalar: .... For an ass kicking!
 Niels Bohr: Should have been a tramp stamp.
 hajjpodge: Would have been better if he had exaggerated vampire fangs.
 Sadbot: I'd rather not
 fanny: let's just hope this person is spayed/neutered
 dangerkeith3000: Is Drew Carey on the other arm?
 dangerkeith3000: Terrifying!
 karmakat: talk about 'never erasing that one"...even less from your soul.
Image 192151   07-19-17   Uploaded by    peeper
 dangerkeith3000: Residents!
 A duck: I've got my eye on you.
 Teechur: Visine what you did there.
Image 192150   07-19-17   Uploaded by    Oh Don Piano
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