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221604  trelyate: you're a kitty!

221671  karmakat: I am not here...you aren't seeing me.

221689  tib gubb: this is the reality of net neutrality, people

221689  PenguinBartender: It's a ruse. While you're waiting the xenomorph sneaks in through the vent in your room to nibble on your cerebral cortex.

221697  confession: I think I speak for everyone when I say "Go buy a red ribbon for that cat now!"

221684  trelyate: RIP, Florida Man.

221689  sparename: Was going to ask what this would be in Teraquads aboard Voyager but Urban Dic tells me:- "Teraquad a synonym for 4 Terabytes commonly used by uneducated people who watch the show "Star Trek" far too often. Commonly used by people named James."

221693  boozer: Am I the only one that thinks that they should keep the chemical cleaning sponge and dish cleaning sponge further apart?

221673  Dan Tagonistic: I think I had this

221693  inthrees: *This bear will get really anal if you act like a child and don't wash your dish.*

221684  Minnesotan: nailed it

221674  karmakat: WHO turned off the light?

221677  karmakat: I am SO HUNGRY I WILL EAT THIS TABLE!

221683  ThoughtlessGentleman: its that trustworthy magical rhinoceros ive been hearing about!!!

221679  karmakat: who farted?

221680  karmakat: aw, so tiny.

221682  karmakat: to avoid spillage huh?

221690  yawgmoth: Straight to the brain

221615  Felicity: Alcohol Improv

221622  Felicity: @No Ragrets @Uncle Phil I hate those new headlights that are as bright on the normal setting as high-beams, so then you flash your high-beams at the person, and then they turn on their high-beams and its twice as bad

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221535 wolfpk: Is this guy and uber patriot, or did he just get really drunk?

221622 Felicity: @No Ragrets @Uncle Phil I hate those new headlights that are as bright on the normal setting as high-beams, so then you flash your high-beams at the person, and then they turn on their high-beams and its twice as bad

221577 Korrok: I have to laugh.

221517 wolfpk: Practical, but creepy

221582 ignatz: You're either with us, or against us (GW Bush)

221607 Cami: Acquisition Catalogue.

221638 Winterneuro: @Haute and sweaty hmmm. I do know the name, so no bet! :-)

221576 Mr. Shine: @Colty Brumb Do they count the time spent unwrapping the little b@st@rds?

221470 copunter: and that, friends, is the story of capitalism

221610 Yurishiro: @Derp Herpigan ...yes I totally missed...



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Score:
684
 
 Catcat: @Zukero Not that hard to survive when you can eat shit.
 SomeCanadian: @Sadbot You say 'poop-eating' like it's a bad thing.
 Sadbot: Embracing that society makes us all stronger vs being a poop-eating moron. I wish it weren't so relevant.
 Zukero: And they're all far superior to us when it comes to surviving catastrophic events.
 tib gubb: no love for the botfly
 jochenau: Don't forget killing rabbits and sheep by laying eggs on them.
 dangerkeith3000: *sees a bee twerking* What the f---?
 Teechur: Same.
Image 192127   07-19-17   Uploaded by    Catcat
Score:
323
 
 Air Biscuit: Didnt know battletoads had dlc.
 Skaalar: So like us it's uncanny.
 Jabberwikket: I know some beers are supposed to be extra hoppy, but this is ridiculous
 Sadbot: My cup of noodles is...off
 RalphyNoPants: Four frogs, one cup.
 KrazyKat: This french fro-yo is weird
 Ulillillia: alt-right.jpg
 dangerkeith3000: Those legs look mighty tasty! Oui oui hon hon hon!
 Teechur: Rub-a-dub-dot, four frogs in a pot.
Image 192126   07-19-17   Uploaded by    MylesX
Score:
257
 
 Zukero: Quantization in progress.
 Bluetocracy: 16-bit quartz
 Greifer: Crystal Sushi
Image 192125   07-19-17   Uploaded by    Black Jesus
Score:
421
 
 Ronick: Guys got some heavy testicles
 SomeCanadian: Inflation enthusiasts make me uncomfortable.
 AstoriaBum: Rad for Michelle's halo!
 dangerkeith3000: Bubbleboy met Michelle Obama? Holy shiite!
 Teechur: Prrrrrrt!
 Meow: Michelle Obama meets with the Balloonian ambassador
Image 192124   07-19-17   Uploaded by    apoxia
Score:
899
 
 tib gubb: a likely story
 Air Biscuit: @Ulillillia lah-de-dat-dat-dat-da
 Zukero: Then I got high, and forgot I wasn't supposed to tell I got high.
 dangerkeith3000: Happens to the best of us, bro.
 Ulillillia: Because I got high, because I got high, because I got hiiigh
 Greifer: But then I got high... Anyway
 karmakat: NO SHIT SHERLOCK!
 Minnesotan: me too
Image 192123   07-19-17   Uploaded by    duckybox
Score:
387
 
 Whatever: Busted for not paying that big bill...
 karmakat: YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR PELICAN STATUATION WITHOUT PERMIT!
 Teechur: K9s are for wimps! We have attack pelicans.
 Donut: "Do you know who you're dealing with? I'm on the seal for this STATE, you bastards!"
Image 192122   07-19-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
512
 
 Mr Bleak: @Butcherboy Bambi's face says it'w frozen solid.
 Zukero: This polar bear wants to turn brown.
 Ulillillia: *toot*
 karmakat: when Chrismas decorations sniff each other's butt...I think comments aren't needed at all.
 Teechur: Poral bear.
 Butcherboy: I bet that nose is cold
 Knice: Boop!
Image 192121   07-19-17   Uploaded by    pewdiepie
Score:
528
 
 Felicity: @Teechur Thats for armoured tacos
 Air Biscuit: Im hungry
 Teechur: @dangerkeith3000 I would hope you don't put them in a different hole!
 a robot: Especially once there are taco trucks on every corner like that one guy promised
 Zukero: A bad, delicious option.
 dangerkeith3000: i put the tacos in my mouth hole
 Bluetocracy: a taco a day keeps the suitors at bay
 Teechur: @Donut I think that would make them thacos. Wacos on Wednesday.
 Donut: Tacos on Thursday too?
 Judge Bread: Taco is life
Image 192120   07-19-17   Uploaded by    night shift
Image 192119 is unbelievably bad (score -3) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Ignatius. Boo, Ignatius.
Score:
347
 
 Teechur: @dangerkeith3000 I figured they'd have too much class to do something like that.
 Zukero: Canadian theft-prevention system. Tell others you're canadian, and they'll probably won't steal your car.
 dangerkeith3000: @Teechur Molson gear shift...I'm guessing Canada.
 karmakat: or, HOW to ruin a Ferrari
 Teechur: Salt on the carpet. I'm guessing Ohio.
 jazzjunkie: Totally a real Lamborghini
 Meow: @jochenau I have a Gruncle Stan bobblehead where the minion is in my car. What does that say about me?
 jochenau: They say you can tell a lot about a person from their car, but it's more true in this case than most.
 bug: Lose the minion, then we can talk.
Image 192118   07-19-17   Uploaded by    violentwrath
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