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238171  glenalec: vv Hmmmm. I'm now wondering if he got this 'Make Mexico Pay' idea because he was resentful someone made him pay his half of the costs of a property-dividing fence!

238171  glenalec: We'll build a scarecrow. And make Mexico pay for it.

238232  drtofu: Oscar!

238172  Korrok: I'm okay with this....

238235  VeeKay: @SpaceCow Bucket o blades lol

238239  VeeKay: Mr Kissyface.

238122  SpaceCow: Once you've got pugs this is basically how car cleaning is forever.

238123  SpaceCow: It's clearly the prize to the valedictorian of wishbone academy.

238234  Dr Awkward: Your cats look sick.

238239  Dr Awkward: This picture is increasing my oxytocin levels.

238217  Otterman: @Peter Pantsless And now you know (wheez) the rest... of the story.

238239  Nope: Sharpness - 1000000%

238231  Otterman: We're owwwl exterminators

238164  SpaceCow: Still not as great as Skeet Kendo.

238166  SpaceCow: Nice to see he's gotten work after his work with the Incredibly Strange Creatures who Stopped Living and Became mixed up Zombies.

238231  BavidDowie: WHO LET THE *owls* OUT? WHO! WHO! WHO!

238213  Not A Bot: I don't drink water fish "date" in it

238212  SpaceCow: I see your mom also puts little notes in your lunches.

238199  glenalec: @dangerkeith3000 - vibrations through the suit, so the speaker-direction wouldn't matter.

238231  SpaceCow: For when the Potters order from Amazon.

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238015 BavidDowie: Norte Dame: Home of the Figthing Irish

238024 well duh: Unfortunately, this happens regularly with large horned or antlered animals; reindeer are especially susceptible.

238048 Christina: A side quest awaits you.

238181 Zukero: @White Rice I guess he must have accidentally chopped his website, then chopped his hosting problems.

237987 Ulillillia: 1997...yeah, I would been all right with technology stopping there. Though dealing with only physical media was a pain.

238029 Mr Bleak: @Robespierre Fun fact 3: "BMW" stands for "Break My Windows"

238020 Mr. Shine: @UltraBeverly Dolphins tend to have toxic mercury levels, but yeah, real jerks.

238038 Mr Bleak: I checked, and it's real: google /maps/place/48%C2%B008'35.8%22N+123%C2%B010'09.4%22W/@48.1430595,-123.1689842,581a,35y,180h/data=!3m1!1e3!4m6!3m5!1s0x0:0x0!7e2!8m2!3d48.1432761!4d-123.1692882 the best bit is the neighbour has probably never even seen it...

238194 VoR: I'm dying right now

238075 antipatterns: Lol the dude who invented the Cherokee language basically did it alone in his house and everyone in the village thought he was crazy. Took him years and multiple attempts with ideograms and others to devise the modern 86 character Cherokee language. Wild story.

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 Catcat: @Zukero Not that hard to survive when you can eat shit.
 SomeCanadian: @Sadbot You say 'poop-eating' like it's a bad thing.
 Sadbot: Embracing that society makes us all stronger vs being a poop-eating moron. I wish it weren't so relevant.
 Zukero: And they're all far superior to us when it comes to surviving catastrophic events.
 tib gubb: no love for the botfly
 jochenau: Don't forget killing rabbits and sheep by laying eggs on them.
 dangerkeith3000: *sees a bee twerking* What the f---?
 Teechur: Same.
Image 192127   07-19-17   Uploaded by    Catcat
 Air Biscuit: Didnt know battletoads had dlc.
 Skaalar: So like us it's uncanny.
 Jabberwikket: I know some beers are supposed to be extra hoppy, but this is ridiculous
 Sadbot: My cup of noodles
 RalphyNoPants: Four frogs, one cup.
 KrazyKat: This french fro-yo is weird
 Ulillillia: alt-right.jpg
 dangerkeith3000: Those legs look mighty tasty! Oui oui hon hon hon!
 Teechur: Rub-a-dub-dot, four frogs in a pot.
Image 192126   07-19-17   Uploaded by    MylesX
 Zukero: Quantization in progress.
 Bluetocracy: 16-bit quartz
 Greifer: Crystal Sushi
Image 192125   07-19-17   Uploaded by    Black Jesus
 Ronick: Guys got some heavy testicles
 SomeCanadian: Inflation enthusiasts make me uncomfortable.
 AstoriaBum: Rad for Michelle's halo!
 dangerkeith3000: Bubbleboy met Michelle Obama? Holy shiite!
 Teechur: Prrrrrrt!
 Meow: Michelle Obama meets with the Balloonian ambassador
Image 192124   07-19-17   Uploaded by    apoxia
 tib gubb: a likely story
 Air Biscuit: @Ulillillia lah-de-dat-dat-dat-da
 Zukero: Then I got high, and forgot I wasn't supposed to tell I got high.
 dangerkeith3000: Happens to the best of us, bro.
 Ulillillia: Because I got high, because I got high, because I got hiiigh
 Greifer: But then I got high... Anyway
 karmakat: NO SHIT SHERLOCK!
 Minnesotan: me too
Image 192123   07-19-17   Uploaded by    duckybox
 Whatever: Busted for not paying that big bill...
 Teechur: K9s are for wimps! We have attack pelicans.
 Donut: "Do you know who you're dealing with? I'm on the seal for this STATE, you bastards!"
Image 192122   07-19-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
 Mr Bleak: @Butcherboy Bambi's face says it'w frozen solid.
 Zukero: This polar bear wants to turn brown.
 Ulillillia: *toot*
 karmakat: when Chrismas decorations sniff each other's butt...I think comments aren't needed at all.
 Teechur: Poral bear.
 Butcherboy: I bet that nose is cold
 Knice: Boop!
Image 192121   07-19-17   Uploaded by    pewdiepie
 Felicity: @Teechur Thats for armoured tacos
 Air Biscuit: Im hungry
 Teechur: @dangerkeith3000 I would hope you don't put them in a different hole!
 a robot: Especially once there are taco trucks on every corner like that one guy promised
 Zukero: A bad, delicious option.
 dangerkeith3000: i put the tacos in my mouth hole
 Bluetocracy: a taco a day keeps the suitors at bay
 Teechur: @Donut I think that would make them thacos. Wacos on Wednesday.
 Donut: Tacos on Thursday too?
 Judge Bread: Taco is life
Image 192120   07-19-17   Uploaded by    night shift
Image 192119 is unbelievably bad (score -3) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Ignatius. You have brought shame on us, Ignatius.
 Teechur: @dangerkeith3000 I figured they'd have too much class to do something like that.
 Zukero: Canadian theft-prevention system. Tell others you're canadian, and they'll probably won't steal your car.
 dangerkeith3000: @Teechur Molson gear shift...I'm guessing Canada.
 karmakat: or, HOW to ruin a Ferrari
 Teechur: Salt on the carpet. I'm guessing Ohio.
 jazzjunkie: Totally a real Lamborghini
 Meow: @jochenau I have a Gruncle Stan bobblehead where the minion is in my car. What does that say about me?
 jochenau: They say you can tell a lot about a person from their car, but it's more true in this case than most.
 bug: Lose the minion, then we can talk.
Image 192118   07-19-17   Uploaded by    violentwrath
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