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258006  Shay: huh huh huh, Eights, huh huh huh

257995  DrNinjaman: Two words: Fanny pack

258005  Side Boob: Rex. King of the doggos!

258006  Robespierre: Duuuuuuuuuude

258006  Side Boob: Heh, boobs.

258009  Robespierre: Thuglife wikiHow looks thuggish

258010  Robespierre: @Ihminen "Sweeeeet Caroline ... good times never felt so goooood..."

257941  NoRagrets: I dont lie on the internet. That was a lie. Or was it?

257981  Not A Bot: Wearing Kuribo's shoe allows you to stomp around the mosh pit without getting hurt.

258002  DrNinjaman: American Schools: Congratulations! You have just completed the entirety of your education regarding other countries!

257992  ThoughtlessGentleman: this was probably hilarious when two incomes werent necessary to keep a house going.

257994  Robespierre: @Sadbot Are you German? You may have to be German.

258010  Ihminen: the theme song started playing in my head pretty much automatically... mmmm that sweet synth sound

257990  NoRagrets: I know this gets downvoted most of the time when it pops up, but it always gets a chuckle out of me. I think its because of the off the wall, coming from everywhere absurdity of it. And the bad art.

258001  VoR: Thiiiiink pink

257996  NoRagrets: Is this taking a stab at the fact that victims only get royalty money and not all the proceeds?

257998  NoRagrets: @Felicity gonna go with black panther costume on either a sonic character or banjo kazooie character

257979  AlexDeLarge: What not to do at a stop light

257996  DrinkMixMan: @Robespierre I guess it's a thing that they always play that song during the 7th inning stretch at Fenway

257996  Robespierre: @DrinkMixMan If it is, he sure hasn't aged well. But even if it is ... why would he be singing that song to victims? "Good times never felt so good," and all that? Something tells me that being sprayed with pressure cooker shrapnel doesn't constitute a good time, and probably doesn't feel very good, either.

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257787 some guy : This image is upside-down.

257772 DrNinjaman: There's a survey on the back. If you fill it out you get $10 your next dress rental

257947 VeeKay: Now we're going to places in my neighborhood

257825 werterland: This alligator is on a strict son-only diet. Please, no daughters.

257966 Mr. Shine: This is an oddly specific fetish.

257969 Mr. Shine: Embrace your truth, Jonathan.

257890 VeeKay: I knew that the millionth facebook like would do it.

257724 tib gubb: that explains so much

257769 Mad Collager: Do you really need THAT much insurance for one bike?

257824 DrNinjaman: Damn it Spock, I'm a doc!

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 Catcat: @Zukero Not that hard to survive when you can eat shit.
 SomeCanadian: @Sadbot You say 'poop-eating' like it's a bad thing.
 Sadbot: Embracing that society makes us all stronger vs being a poop-eating moron. I wish it weren't so relevant.
 Zukero: And they're all far superior to us when it comes to surviving catastrophic events.
 tib gubb: no love for the botfly
 jochenau: Don't forget killing rabbits and sheep by laying eggs on them.
 tehghost: *sees a bee twerking* What the f---?
 Teechur: Same.
Image 192127   07-19-17   Uploaded by    Catcat
 Air Biscuit: Didnt know battletoads had dlc.
 Skaalar: So like us it's uncanny.
 Jabberwikket: I know some beers are supposed to be extra hoppy, but this is ridiculous
 Sadbot: My cup of noodles
 RalphyNoPants: Four frogs, one cup.
 KrazyKat: This french fro-yo is weird
 Ulillillia: alt-right.jpg
 Oober: Those legs look mighty tasty! Oui oui hon hon hon!
 Teechur: Rub-a-dub-dot, four frogs in a pot.
Image 192126   07-19-17   Uploaded by    MylesX
 Zukero: Quantization in progress.
 Bluetocracy: 16-bit quartz
 Greifer: Crystal Sushi
Image 192125   07-19-17   Uploaded by    Black Jesus
 Ronick: Guys got some heavy testicles
 SomeCanadian: Inflation enthusiasts make me uncomfortable.
 AstoriaBum: Rad for Michelle's halo!
 edvard: Bubbleboy met Michelle Obama? Holy shiite!
 Teechur: Prrrrrrt!
 Meow: Michelle Obama meets with the Balloonian ambassador
Image 192124   07-19-17   Uploaded by    apoxia
 tib gubb: a likely story
 Air Biscuit: @Ulillillia lah-de-dat-dat-dat-da
 Zukero: Then I got high, and forgot I wasn't supposed to tell I got high.
 Baby Jesus: Happens to the best of us, bro.
 Ulillillia: Because I got high, because I got high, because I got hiiigh
 Greifer: But then I got high... Anyway
 karmakat: NO SHIT SHERLOCK!
 Minnesotan: me too
Image 192123   07-19-17   Uploaded by    duckybox
 Whatever: Busted for not paying that big bill...
 Teechur: K9s are for wimps! We have attack pelicans.
 Donut: "Do you know who you're dealing with? I'm on the seal for this STATE, you bastards!"
Image 192122   07-19-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
 Mr Bleak: @Butcherboy Bambi's face says it'w frozen solid.
 Zukero: This polar bear wants to turn brown.
 Ulillillia: *toot*
 karmakat: when Chrismas decorations sniff each other's butt...I think comments aren't needed at all.
 Teechur: Poral bear.
 Butcherboy: I bet that nose is cold
 Knice: Boop!
Image 192121   07-19-17   Uploaded by    pewdiepie
 camellia: @Teechur Thats for armoured tacos
 Air Biscuit: Im hungry
 Teechur: @dangerkeith3000 I would hope you don't put them in a different hole!
 a robot: Especially once there are taco trucks on every corner like that one guy promised
 Zukero: A bad, delicious option.
 flatluigi: i put the tacos in my mouth hole
 Bluetocracy: a taco a day keeps the suitors at bay
 Teechur: @Donut I think that would make them thacos. Wacos on Wednesday.
 Donut: Tacos on Thursday too?
 Judge Bread: Taco is life
Image 192120   07-19-17   Uploaded by    night shift
Image 192119 is unbelievably bad (score -3) and has been hidden.

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 Teechur: @dangerkeith3000 I figured they'd have too much class to do something like that.
 Zukero: Canadian theft-prevention system. Tell others you're canadian, and they'll probably won't steal your car.
 mission2mars: @Teechur Molson gear shift...I'm guessing Canada.
 karmakat: or, HOW to ruin a Ferrari
 Teechur: Salt on the carpet. I'm guessing Ohio.
 jazzjunkie: Totally a real Lamborghini
 Meow: @jochenau I have a Gruncle Stan bobblehead where the minion is in my car. What does that say about me?
 jochenau: They say you can tell a lot about a person from their car, but it's more true in this case than most.
 bug: Lose the minion, then we can talk.
Image 192118   07-19-17   Uploaded by    violentwrath
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