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228265  BavidDowie: It burns when I pee

228119  BavidDowie: Heck yes, Wikipedia says they're real.

228263  DrinkMixMan: I'm starting to suspect they are...

228271  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

228098  BavidDowie: Dis mah spleen

228101  BavidDowie: Son...you know your mom's maiden name, LePew? There's something I need to tell you. You're half...French.

228247  Sadbot: @Mexico I'd recommend it...I think, it's been over a decade since I watched it all the way through. Just know that there's a follow up movie because fans were so pissed about the ending...watch that, too.

228103  BavidDowie: I hate this meme

228259  Teechur: Chillinhuahua

228119  BavidDowie: If it rains during a full moon... could you get a moonbow?

228133  BavidDowie: I'm getting verklimpt...I'll give you a topic...Do you feel lucky?

228144  BavidDowie: I ain't nothin but a gander, honkin all the time

228247  Mexico: @Sadbot It is to my great shame that I couldn't come up with anything better than parodying the opening theme because I haven't seen Evangelion all the way through.

228147  BavidDowie: @Amy Housewine don't believe everything you read *purrrrr*

228256  addend: I don't have the stomach for it.

228257  addend: Big BAD wolf.

228258  addend: "In last week's episode of 'Soap'..."

228247  Sadbot: Eat the Double Down, Shinji, or Rei will have to

228177  BavidDowie: Babe... there's a fungus among us.

228185  BavidDowie: Nice time-delay fuse

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5. Felicity
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9. wolfpk
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228003 Austin: If you haven't see wizard people Dear reader go do it right now

228072 Drump Porbs: uh huh @a robot!!!

228183 glenalec: Please explain?

228047 SuedeOxford: When two people kiss, they form a long tube with an anus at both ends. This is not worse than that.

227970 DrNinjaman: Louis CK's going ahead with that self help book after all.

228074 Spazstatic: @Warrax if he didn't apologize, he wasn't a gentleman.

228067 glenalec: Contact .... has been made!

228190 duckfarts: that's some pig

227992 Robespierre: @glenalec From Blue Highways by William Least Heat Moon: "Who on Earth would eat wolf fish?" "Ask Mrs. Paul."

228024 VeeKay: O beautiful for spacious skies, For amber waves of grain, For purple mountain majesties, Above the fruited plain! America! America! God shed His grace on thee, And crown thy good with brotherhood, From sea to shining sea!



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11. mackdaddy: 1756 points
12. AFanOfSprite: 1751 points
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Score:
385
 
 Rat-Butt: STOP TELLING ME WHAT TO DO! YOU'RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR !!!
 Rat-Butt: Fuck you ppl! I am not missing Big Bang Theory AGAIN!!
 Ulillillia: "Gotta stay purple"
Image 192033   07-18-17   Uploaded by    Big Beagler
Score:
358
 
 Rat-Butt: Gee, Andy, I really don't know why Italians hate us...
 duckfarts: @Mr. Butt or elsewhere
 Annoying Vegan : The bravest of them all.
 Mr. Butt: Mad respect if you can fit the whole thing in your ass.
Image 192032   07-18-17   Uploaded by    Jennysaurus
Image 192031 is unbelievably bad (score -1) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by mission2mars. Boo, mission2mars.
Score:
313
 
 nlx27: one weed is all it takes! careful!
 Greifer: You have to inject it behind your eyeball for maximum flavour
 mrd0t: This oregano tastes funny.
 mrd0t: This oregano tastes funny.
 RalphyNoPants: Oregano, Oregon's second favorite herb!
 Mr. Whiskers: Always rad for oregano
Image 192030   07-18-17   Uploaded by    BFHoodrich
Score:
558
 
 Felicity: The logo at the end seems to be saying that the name does in fact mean what you think it does
 duckfarts: ahh, my branch office
 Annoying Vegan : @a robot Maybe a vape shop?
 trelyate: such a beautiful language
 a robot: Google translate says this means "Steam type, the new way to enjoy," which just raises even more questions
 Prostata: I don't nkow what this store sells but I hope it's underpants
 RalphyNoPants: I once had a manager with the username of SHART on all of our computer systems because it was the first initial of their first name and the first four letters of their last. Customers would always wonder why their bills always said SHART all over them.
 jochenau: @Wet farts has a little brother in Germany, it seems.
Image 192029   07-18-17   Uploaded by    Colty Brumb
Score:
316
 
 duckfarts: @grizzly I'm calling everyone fucklechuck tomorrow.
 TFChicken: Look at the kill face on Mr. Hotdog
 Donut: 2/10. Tasted like plastic and silicon, would not order again.
 White Rice: @grizzly you're the hero we deserve.
 grizzly: @Shay I'm calling everyone chucklefuck tomorrow.
 Shay: Hey this burger is well done, bring it back. I asked for medium rare you chucklefuck.
 Ulillillia: Got the Burgertime theme stuck in my head now
Image 192028   07-18-17   Uploaded by    CoffeeAndCigs
Score:
629
 
 Felicity: It is supposed to form a Fu Manchu/sunglasses face?
 Dreforian: @jochenau It's not a bed, it's a double-wide coffin!
 Mr. Whiskers: If I used this, I'd either be insanely snuggle-relaxed or uncomfortably horrified. I wouldn't know without trying...I only know it's nothing in the middle
 jochenau: Gosh yes, I'd love to feel like I'm sleeping in a horror movie. The exceedingly uncomfortable-looking bed is a nice bonus, too!
 Ihminen: Neat. would like one in a dark blue or something would be very pretty
Image 192027   07-18-17   Uploaded by    runny999
Score:
303
 
 Robespierre: Reminds dog of the Porcupine Incident.
 Ihminen: @Annoying Vegan Will do!
 Annoying Vegan : @Ihminen Keep her well snuggled! :)
 Mad Collager: Dog is thinking, "I could make a lamp out of those."
 ChubbyBuddy: aw man you already fetched all the sticks :(
 Jeffrat: Well looky there! A trailer full of friends!
 Ihminen: When my dog was younger and more agile shw would many times when inside the house climb to the kitchen table and look through the window. Nowdays the old girl can't even get in the back of my car without some help
 tib gubb: well if you wanted to see dog nuts on glass, just get under this table...
Image 192026   07-18-17   Uploaded by    boxboxbox
Score:
410
 
 duckfarts: still thinkin' about those waffles
 Greifer: Bukake Party
 jochenau: I'm meltinnnnnngggg
 tib gubb: this is very bad
Image 192025   07-18-17   Uploaded by    MyPasswordAintPassword
Score:
318
 
 San DoDo: How much time you got?
 DrinkMixMan: Penis made me do it
 duckfarts: @TFChicken I was typing this and damn you
 TFChicken: The penis is standing right behind the heart
 Annoying Vegan : I have music notes for legs!
 Jeffrat: Obviously he's suffering from an enlarged heart.
 tib gubb: how can i explain myself in a language that you'd understand?
 square44: ...dude, what the fuck is wrong with *you*?
Image 192024   07-18-17   Uploaded by    carpwoman
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