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216123  addend: Also, scratched all your vinyl and CDs.

216116  Skaalar: I tolerate how you snort laugh at every picture of a pet you find.

216028  wolfpupy: FUCK YOO REDDIT RESPONDERS. I'm a pretty mermaid!

216127  Skaalar: No joke, I used to work for a restaurant supply company and this guy with a 97 Camry came by one day. He bought a professional grade dishwasher which is about five and half feet tall and three feet wide. Had us strap it to the top of his car and said hed manage. The first turn out of the parking lot and that sucker nearly flipped him over .z

216140  Pudding: The emperor of the sea

216058  sumo: The chlamydia scares me more than that....

216132  addend: Where do I click "Accept"?

216134  addend: "Not one of them offered me any".

216058  p nut: Thanks for letting me know that I needed to look at its hand. I wouldn't have done so otherwise.

216141  addend: @addend You expect the caret sign to appear twice in your post...

216141  addend: You expect 10243 bytes. They only give you 10003.

216058  l0dan: Changing a picture into something less funny isn't an accomplishment.

216142  addend: If Gam-Gam knits you a sweater, you wear it, itchy or not.

215984  Bohab: I think that guy works at papa johns...

216059  jadensmith: Shred Flanders

216142  eider: The 'nip must flow.

216154  sumo: I think don't think he's been tending to his web in awhile. Probably got cooked by the light.

216140  Skinr: @DrinkMixMan WOMP WOMP

216154  parrotsnest: Soon to be biggest damn spider

216152  BlarfyB: Or his head.

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215938 FatTigerWoods: The abyss stares at you even when you're not staring back

216040 Annoying Vegan : Anybody up for some twatwaffles?

216098 bobby: That's uhhh... a rather loose butthole

216003 Beeble: "You, uh..... You gonna eat all that?"

215989 Mad Collager: @PushyWebsite Did it become a tuba when it reached adulthood?

215998 piranharama: When she says - Go ahead, I dont mind

216000 apoxia: My mother takes plastic plates when she goes to a pizza restaurant as she doesn't think it's proper to eat right off the big wooden block with the pizza on it. She also takes her own instant coffee to a cafe as she doesn't like strong coffee (she lives in New Zealand where we actually know how to make espresso coffee, not like most places I've been in America). The jar she takes it in is a urine specimen jar. I win.

215977 apoxia: Prescient. People are either on their phones or on a computer.

215898 El Barto: *Sharpie sounds* IAM GOODENOUGH

216067 Cami: @foreversmug Do you have the CSI suite installed?



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Score:
385
 
 Rat-Butt: STOP TELLING ME WHAT TO DO! YOU'RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR !!!
 Rat-Butt: Fuck you ppl! I am not missing Big Bang Theory AGAIN!!
 Ulillillia: "Gotta stay purple"
Image 192033   07-18-17   Uploaded by    Big Beagler
Score:
358
 
 Rat-Butt: Gee, Andy, I really don't know why Italians hate us...
 duckfarts: @Mr. Butt or elsewhere
 Annoying Vegan : The bravest of them all.
 Mr. Butt: Mad respect if you can fit the whole thing in your ass.
Image 192032   07-18-17   Uploaded by    Jennysaurus
Image 192031 is unbelievably bad (score -1) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by mission2mars. Boo, mission2mars.
Score:
313
 
 nlx27: one weed is all it takes! careful!
 Greifer: You have to inject it behind your eyeball for maximum flavour
 mrd0t: This oregano tastes funny.
 mrd0t: This oregano tastes funny.
 RalphyNoPants: Oregano, Oregon's second favorite herb!
 Mr. Whiskers: Always rad for oregano
Image 192030   07-18-17   Uploaded by    BFHoodrich
Score:
558
 
 Felicity: The logo at the end seems to be saying that the name does in fact mean what you think it does
 duckfarts: ahh, my branch office
 Annoying Vegan : @a robot Maybe a vape shop?
 trelyate: such a beautiful language
 a robot: Google translate says this means "Steam type, the new way to enjoy," which just raises even more questions
 Prostata: I don't nkow what this store sells but I hope it's underpants
 RalphyNoPants: I once had a manager with the username of SHART on all of our computer systems because it was the first initial of their first name and the first four letters of their last. Customers would always wonder why their bills always said SHART all over them.
 jochenau: @Wet farts has a little brother in Germany, it seems.
Image 192029   07-18-17   Uploaded by    Colty Brumb
Score:
316
 
 duckfarts: @grizzly I'm calling everyone fucklechuck tomorrow.
 TFChicken: Look at the kill face on Mr. Hotdog
 Donut: 2/10. Tasted like plastic and silicon, would not order again.
 White Rice: @grizzly you're the hero we deserve.
 grizzly: @Shay I'm calling everyone chucklefuck tomorrow.
 Shay: Hey this burger is well done, bring it back. I asked for medium rare you chucklefuck.
 Ulillillia: Got the Burgertime theme stuck in my head now
Image 192028   07-18-17   Uploaded by    CoffeeAndCigs
Score:
629
 
 Felicity: It is supposed to form a Fu Manchu/sunglasses face?
 Dreforian: @jochenau It's not a bed, it's a double-wide coffin!
 Mr. Whiskers: If I used this, I'd either be insanely snuggle-relaxed or uncomfortably horrified. I wouldn't know without trying...I only know it's nothing in the middle
 jochenau: Gosh yes, I'd love to feel like I'm sleeping in a horror movie. The exceedingly uncomfortable-looking bed is a nice bonus, too!
 Ihminen: Neat. would like one in a dark blue or something would be very pretty
Image 192027   07-18-17   Uploaded by    runny999
Score:
303
 
 Robespierre: Reminds dog of the Porcupine Incident.
 Ihminen: @Annoying Vegan Will do!
 Annoying Vegan : @Ihminen Keep her well snuggled! :)
 Mad Collager: Dog is thinking, "I could make a lamp out of those."
 ChubbyBuddy: aw man you already fetched all the sticks :(
 Jeffrat: Well looky there! A trailer full of friends!
 Ihminen: When my dog was younger and more agile shw would many times when inside the house climb to the kitchen table and look through the window. Nowdays the old girl can't even get in the back of my car without some help
 tib gubb: well if you wanted to see dog nuts on glass, just get under this table...
Image 192026   07-18-17   Uploaded by    boxboxbox
Score:
410
 
 duckfarts: still thinkin' about those waffles
 Greifer: Bukake Party
 jochenau: I'm meltinnnnnngggg
 tib gubb: this is very bad
Image 192025   07-18-17   Uploaded by    MyPasswordAintPassword
Score:
318
 
 San DoDo: How much time you got?
 DrinkMixMan: Penis made me do it
 duckfarts: @TFChicken I was typing this and damn you
 TFChicken: The penis is standing right behind the heart
 Annoying Vegan : I have music notes for legs!
 Jeffrat: Obviously he's suffering from an enlarged heart.
 tib gubb: how can i explain myself in a language that you'd understand?
 square44: ...dude, what the fuck is wrong with *you*?
Image 192024   07-18-17   Uploaded by    carpwoman
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