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268229  BavidDowie: Trade you this for a bag of Ruffles

268233  Warrax: Everyone knows you're high.

268231  BavidDowie: Also: it's a 2-stroke-then-bite-the-shit-outta-ya

268231  BavidDowie: Listen to that baby purr

268222  a robot: Does New Mexico count?

268228  a robot: Jesus fucking christ on a pogo stick, this is godawful :(

268216  Hokie333: Beep-beep-boop, motherfucker.

268228  WannaBee: @Knice yep, I voted BAD.

268240  Drump Porbs: aka Nick Furry

268227  KingTrebek: I assume this was very funny for those involved...

268231  Knice: Meowtorcycles.

268232  Knice: That building was too high.

268233  Knice: "I've done the work in my own lab."

268237  Knice: First you crack your neck, then they cash your check.

268212  Not A Bot: Hey buddy, I noticed you've got a hands free box too. Wanna open them together?

268182  Off Topic: Something, something, why one gender lives longer than another because what's in their pants makes a difference to what's between their ears.

268214  illBilliam: What a shame. Another child devoured by the torsoless pants monster.

268224  WannaBee: @Yam because cleavage?

268172  Korrok: Korrok approves.

268213  Urn BooUrn: When the "nip" wears off.

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267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...

267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

268039 Spazstatic: I've heard of being "all thumbs" but this is ridiculous!

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

268103 E. HONDA: username/upload...?

267949 WannaBee: It's the Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster! The head of the church has been dubbed the 'ministeroni'. They are legally recognized in New Zealand and can perform weddings.

267916 Peter Pantsless: @Felicity that's perfect listening for space truckin' in Elite: Dangerous. I'll bet fellow CMDR @Spazstatic would agree

268110 apoxia: This is someone's fetish. Maybe Earnie's.

268056 Micro Jackson: Fresh charges



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11. Gomi Day: 1570 points
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13. ChubbyBuddy: 1514 points
14. midgetcastle: 1494 points
15. Bacon Train: 1428 points
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Score:
558
 
 Pickle Dick: The logo at the end seems to be saying that the name does in fact mean what you think it does
 duckfarts: ahh, my branch office
 Annoying Vegan : @a robot Maybe a vape shop?
 trelyate: such a beautiful language
 a robot: Google translate says this means "Steam type, the new way to enjoy," which just raises even more questions
 Prostata: I don't nkow what this store sells but I hope it's underpants
 RalphyNoPants: I once had a manager with the username of SHART on all of our computer systems because it was the first initial of their first name and the first four letters of their last. Customers would always wonder why their bills always said SHART all over them.
 jochenau: @Wet farts has a little brother in Germany, it seems.
Image 192029   07-18-17   Uploaded by    Colty Brumb
Score:
316
 
 duckfarts: @grizzly I'm calling everyone fucklechuck tomorrow.
 TFChicken: Look at the kill face on Mr. Hotdog
 Donut: 2/10. Tasted like plastic and silicon, would not order again.
 White Rice: @grizzly you're the hero we deserve.
 grizzly: @Shay I'm calling everyone chucklefuck tomorrow.
 Shay: Hey this burger is well done, bring it back. I asked for medium rare you chucklefuck.
 Ulillillia: Got the Burgertime theme stuck in my head now
Image 192028   07-18-17   Uploaded by    CoffeeAndCigs
Score:
629
 
 InfiniteZero: It is supposed to form a Fu Manchu/sunglasses face?
 Dreforian: @jochenau It's not a bed, it's a double-wide coffin!
 Mr. Whiskers: If I used this, I'd either be insanely snuggle-relaxed or uncomfortably horrified. I wouldn't know without trying...I only know it's nothing in the middle
 jochenau: Gosh yes, I'd love to feel like I'm sleeping in a horror movie. The exceedingly uncomfortable-looking bed is a nice bonus, too!
 Ihminen: Neat. would like one in a dark blue or something would be very pretty
Image 192027   07-18-17   Uploaded by    runny999
Score:
303
 
 White Male: Reminds dog of the Porcupine Incident.
 Ihminen: @Annoying Vegan Will do!
 Annoying Vegan : @Ihminen Keep her well snuggled! :)
 Mad Collager: Dog is thinking, "I could make a lamp out of those."
 ChubbyBuddy: aw man you already fetched all the sticks :(
 Jeffrat: Well looky there! A trailer full of friends!
 Ihminen: When my dog was younger and more agile shw would many times when inside the house climb to the kitchen table and look through the window. Nowdays the old girl can't even get in the back of my car without some help
 tib gubb: well if you wanted to see dog nuts on glass, just get under this table...
Image 192026   07-18-17   Uploaded by    boxboxbox
Score:
435
 
 duckfarts: still thinkin' about those waffles
 Greifer: Bukake Party
 jochenau: I'm meltinnnnnngggg
 tib gubb: this is very bad
Image 192025   07-18-17   Uploaded by    MyPasswordAintPassword
Score:
318
 
 San DoDo: How much time you got?
 DrinkMixMan: Penis made me do it
 duckfarts: @TFChicken I was typing this and damn you
 TFChicken: The penis is standing right behind the heart
 Annoying Vegan : I have music notes for legs!
 Jeffrat: Obviously he's suffering from an enlarged heart.
 tib gubb: how can i explain myself in a language that you'd understand?
 square44: ...dude, what the fuck is wrong with *you*?
Image 192024   07-18-17   Uploaded by    carpwoman
Score:
404
 
 Austin: Your tires will go flat in 10 days
 jazzjunkie: Google Street view, is my guess
 Greifer: @Ihminen BF Goodridge... A friend told me
 Mad Collager: My, he looks tired!
 Jeffrat: Probably couldn't get Bibendum to sign a release is all.
 Ihminen: I wonder what brand they censored... Bridgestone? Yokohama?
Image 192023   07-18-17   Uploaded by    daisy picker
Score:
989
 
 Science: Snoopy is the best part of Peanuts.
 RalphyNoPants: Snoopy soon missed that whiskey jug.
 tib gubb: you did it! you ham barreled!
 Ulillillia: It's a doggy dogg world
 Shay: It's perfect!!! My very own moonshine jug!
Image 192022   07-18-17   Uploaded by    Pront Remp
Image 192021 is unbelievably bad (score -20) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by generic. You have brought shame on us, generic.
Score:
554
 
 Mr Bleak: @Himesama Damn right! Mr Whiskers used a wooden rolling pin for pastry: should have been metal or marble as it helps the pastry work better.
 copunter: POOPY PARASITE PASSER!
 jadensmith: The Tracks Of My Tears.
 drtofu: That is when I carried you
 tib gubb: congrats on your resident asshole
 Himesama: That's one spanking for you Mr.Whiskers!
 RalphyNoPants: @Scoo, yes
 petepuma: Just back from the litter box, what are you making?
 Eleftheros: My business idea got shut down by the health department
 Mr. Whiskers: Pawstry dough
 Scoo: FLOOFY FLOOFED
 Sage: Cats.
Image 192020   07-18-17   Uploaded by    carpwoman
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