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216236  pusha p: I looked.

216231  Psymon: Giving the Turfish a nice Menthol flavor

216232  Ulillillia: Come on and slam, and welcome to GraphJam

216231  Ulillillia: No lungs, no lung cancer

216226  VeeKay: Are you a hawk or a dove?

216236  FunkyDrunk: Hello again, Phteven.

216229  VeeKay: Indian army's heavy Vedic Infantry trooper.

216231  VeeKay: I see we're having abomination again this christmas.

216236  Mr. Skeltal: ... "My Dog Is Amazing" ...

216210  Amy Housewine: How now, translucent cow.

216167  Korrok: I can dig it.

216214  Amy Housewine: Liz gots places to be.

216217  Amy Housewine: Step one: Distract the driver by pointing and exclaiming "Look, it's the Goodyear blimp!". Step two: Siphon off all of their petrol.

216219  carpwoman: The way God intended.

216183  VeeKay: Not entirely sorry it's in a cell.

215828  magicmormon: I think his search is dead in the water, it went belly up a long time ago.

216190  VeeKay: 100 kilotonnes should take care of that nicely.

215896  carpwoman: Palpable.

216193  VeeKay: 100 kilotonnes should take care of that nicely.

215828  Cheesecake: I'll have one of whatever he's smoking.

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215998 piranharama: When she says - Go ahead, I dont mind

216019 manlyman: That's going to hit him in the back of his head if it goes all around the moon.

216067 Joseph: I think I know, did he shout "Deal with it"?

216063 Mad Collager: If Mitch McConnell is to be believed, so is science.

216141 kazzy94: @Cami Gigabarrel is my super hero name.

216098 addend: "The good news is that we didn't find any polyps..."

216003 Beeble: "You, uh..... You gonna eat all that?"

216040 Annoying Vegan : Anybody up for some twatwaffles?

216000 apoxia: My mother takes plastic plates when she goes to a pizza restaurant as she doesn't think it's proper to eat right off the big wooden block with the pizza on it. She also takes her own instant coffee to a cafe as she doesn't like strong coffee (she lives in New Zealand where we actually know how to make espresso coffee, not like most places I've been in America). The jar she takes it in is a urine specimen jar. I win.

215989 Mad Collager: @PushyWebsite Did it become a tuba when it reached adulthood?



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Score:
558
 
 Felicity: The logo at the end seems to be saying that the name does in fact mean what you think it does
 duckfarts: ahh, my branch office
 Annoying Vegan : @a robot Maybe a vape shop?
 trelyate: such a beautiful language
 a robot: Google translate says this means "Steam type, the new way to enjoy," which just raises even more questions
 Prostata: I don't nkow what this store sells but I hope it's underpants
 RalphyNoPants: I once had a manager with the username of SHART on all of our computer systems because it was the first initial of their first name and the first four letters of their last. Customers would always wonder why their bills always said SHART all over them.
 jochenau: @Wet farts has a little brother in Germany, it seems.
Image 192029   07-18-17   Uploaded by    Colty Brumb
Score:
316
 
 duckfarts: @grizzly I'm calling everyone fucklechuck tomorrow.
 TFChicken: Look at the kill face on Mr. Hotdog
 Donut: 2/10. Tasted like plastic and silicon, would not order again.
 White Rice: @grizzly you're the hero we deserve.
 grizzly: @Shay I'm calling everyone chucklefuck tomorrow.
 Shay: Hey this burger is well done, bring it back. I asked for medium rare you chucklefuck.
 Ulillillia: Got the Burgertime theme stuck in my head now
Image 192028   07-18-17   Uploaded by    CoffeeAndCigs
Score:
629
 
 Felicity: It is supposed to form a Fu Manchu/sunglasses face?
 Dreforian: @jochenau It's not a bed, it's a double-wide coffin!
 Mr. Whiskers: If I used this, I'd either be insanely snuggle-relaxed or uncomfortably horrified. I wouldn't know without trying...I only know it's nothing in the middle
 jochenau: Gosh yes, I'd love to feel like I'm sleeping in a horror movie. The exceedingly uncomfortable-looking bed is a nice bonus, too!
 Ihminen: Neat. would like one in a dark blue or something would be very pretty
Image 192027   07-18-17   Uploaded by    runny999
Score:
303
 
 Robespierre: Reminds dog of the Porcupine Incident.
 Ihminen: @Annoying Vegan Will do!
 Annoying Vegan : @Ihminen Keep her well snuggled! :)
 Mad Collager: Dog is thinking, "I could make a lamp out of those."
 ChubbyBuddy: aw man you already fetched all the sticks :(
 Jeffrat: Well looky there! A trailer full of friends!
 Ihminen: When my dog was younger and more agile shw would many times when inside the house climb to the kitchen table and look through the window. Nowdays the old girl can't even get in the back of my car without some help
 tib gubb: well if you wanted to see dog nuts on glass, just get under this table...
Image 192026   07-18-17   Uploaded by    boxboxbox
Score:
410
 
 duckfarts: still thinkin' about those waffles
 Greifer: Bukake Party
 jochenau: I'm meltinnnnnngggg
 tib gubb: this is very bad
Image 192025   07-18-17   Uploaded by    MyPasswordAintPassword
Score:
318
 
 San DoDo: How much time you got?
 DrinkMixMan: Penis made me do it
 duckfarts: @TFChicken I was typing this and damn you
 TFChicken: The penis is standing right behind the heart
 Annoying Vegan : I have music notes for legs!
 Jeffrat: Obviously he's suffering from an enlarged heart.
 tib gubb: how can i explain myself in a language that you'd understand?
 square44: ...dude, what the fuck is wrong with *you*?
Image 192024   07-18-17   Uploaded by    carpwoman
Score:
404
 
 Austin: Your tires will go flat in 10 days
 jazzjunkie: Google Street view, is my guess
 Greifer: @Ihminen BF Goodridge... A friend told me
 Mad Collager: My, he looks tired!
 Jeffrat: Probably couldn't get Bibendum to sign a release is all.
 Ihminen: I wonder what brand they censored... Bridgestone? Yokohama?
Image 192023   07-18-17   Uploaded by    daisy picker
Score:
989
 
 Science: Snoopy is the best part of Peanuts.
 RalphyNoPants: Snoopy soon missed that whiskey jug.
 tib gubb: you did it! you ham barreled!
 Ulillillia: It's a doggy dogg world
 Shay: It's perfect!!! My very own moonshine jug!
Image 192022   07-18-17   Uploaded by    Pront Remp
Image 192021 is unbelievably bad (score -20) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by generic. You have brought shame on us, generic.
Score:
554
 
 Mr Bleak: @Himesama Damn right! Mr Whiskers used a wooden rolling pin for pastry: should have been metal or marble as it helps the pastry work better.
 copunter: POOPY PARASITE PASSER!
 Robespierre: The Tracks Of My Tears.
 drtofu: That is when I carried you
 tib gubb: congrats on your resident asshole
 Himesama: That's one spanking for you Mr.Whiskers!
 RalphyNoPants: @Scoo, yes
 petepuma: Just back from the litter box, what are you making?
 Eleftheros: My business idea got shut down by the health department
 Mr. Whiskers: Pawstry dough
 Scoo: FLOOFY FLOOFED
 Sage: Cats.
Image 192020   07-18-17   Uploaded by    carpwoman
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