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257508  hajjpodge: No.

257493  Mr. Shine: At least you have the decency to admit it.

257508  VeeKay: "Florida".

257498  Mr. Shine: Such a polite fellow!

257499  Mr. Shine: @Yam mine was a valterra grip-stik, what was yours?

257504  VeeKay: @Mr. Shine No. Good job he's the regional manager's son.

257473  VeeKay: Ever killed anyone with a cricket bat? It's really easy.

257504  Mr. Shine: @VeeKay he's never gonna learn.

257474  VeeKay: Purple Disco Machine

257481  Prostata: the BORKFast club

257493  VeeKay: Same

257494  VeeKay: I like them Porgs

257495  Prostata: just like grammar used to make

257497  Prostata: with big tasty black bars

257502  VeeKay: I shall call him snowball and I will love him and hug him and squeeze him

257504  VeeKay: Goddam it Grant! Again?

257495  grizzly: Would eat

257476  Shay: @Spazstatic Well here's a test if you truly are a fellow metalhead: Who is better, Lemmy or God?

257506  Shay: As our dear friend Natalie would say: God damn it smells like cough drops all over the place.

257506  grizzly: chlamydia all the way down.

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9. BavidDowie
10. Hyphae



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257232 Scoo: Nice abs

257243 Side Boob: Arc flash is a hell of a thing

257233 Robespierre: Lab-volution in action

257247 necronomicon: I dont believe in Mitt Romney

257330 BavidDowie: Don't worry, just got a new blower

257414 Mad Collager: @Whatever They could wear special jerseys!

257348 Urn BooUrn: @FabricMan It's a Dinghy!

257223 drtofu: Spelled generics wrong

257234 Robespierre: Her Doc's Cherry Reds are cherry red

257301 Munkybut: That dude is 11 feet tall



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Annoying Vegan uploaded 257418 (784 points)
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 4. Shay: 2701 points
 5. Amy Housewine: 2475 points
 6. WannaBee: 2466 points
 7. dangerkeith3000: 2411 points
 8. Side Boob: 2315 points
 9. Scoo: 2100 points
10. rip odb: 1999 points
11. Mr. Shine: 1975 points
12. CompletelyJoking: 1792 points
13. Sharkface: 1764 points
14. Hyphae: 1758 points
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Score:
558
 
 Pickle Dick: The logo at the end seems to be saying that the name does in fact mean what you think it does
 duckfarts: ahh, my branch office
 Annoying Vegan : @a robot Maybe a vape shop?
 trelyate: such a beautiful language
 a robot: Google translate says this means "Steam type, the new way to enjoy," which just raises even more questions
 Prostata: I don't nkow what this store sells but I hope it's underpants
 RalphyNoPants: I once had a manager with the username of SHART on all of our computer systems because it was the first initial of their first name and the first four letters of their last. Customers would always wonder why their bills always said SHART all over them.
 jochenau: @Wet farts has a little brother in Germany, it seems.
Image 192029   07-18-17   Uploaded by    Colty Brumb
Score:
316
 
 duckfarts: @grizzly I'm calling everyone fucklechuck tomorrow.
 TFChicken: Look at the kill face on Mr. Hotdog
 Donut: 2/10. Tasted like plastic and silicon, would not order again.
 White Rice: @grizzly you're the hero we deserve.
 grizzly: @Shay I'm calling everyone chucklefuck tomorrow.
 Shay: Hey this burger is well done, bring it back. I asked for medium rare you chucklefuck.
 Ulillillia: Got the Burgertime theme stuck in my head now
Image 192028   07-18-17   Uploaded by    CoffeeAndCigs
Score:
629
 
 InfiniteZero: It is supposed to form a Fu Manchu/sunglasses face?
 Dreforian: @jochenau It's not a bed, it's a double-wide coffin!
 Mr. Whiskers: If I used this, I'd either be insanely snuggle-relaxed or uncomfortably horrified. I wouldn't know without trying...I only know it's nothing in the middle
 jochenau: Gosh yes, I'd love to feel like I'm sleeping in a horror movie. The exceedingly uncomfortable-looking bed is a nice bonus, too!
 Ihminen: Neat. would like one in a dark blue or something would be very pretty
Image 192027   07-18-17   Uploaded by    runny999
Score:
303
 
 White Male: Reminds dog of the Porcupine Incident.
 Ihminen: @Annoying Vegan Will do!
 Annoying Vegan : @Ihminen Keep her well snuggled! :)
 Mad Collager: Dog is thinking, "I could make a lamp out of those."
 ChubbyBuddy: aw man you already fetched all the sticks :(
 Jeffrat: Well looky there! A trailer full of friends!
 Ihminen: When my dog was younger and more agile shw would many times when inside the house climb to the kitchen table and look through the window. Nowdays the old girl can't even get in the back of my car without some help
 tib gubb: well if you wanted to see dog nuts on glass, just get under this table...
Image 192026   07-18-17   Uploaded by    boxboxbox
Score:
435
 
 duckfarts: still thinkin' about those waffles
 Greifer: Bukake Party
 jochenau: I'm meltinnnnnngggg
 tib gubb: this is very bad
Image 192025   07-18-17   Uploaded by    MyPasswordAintPassword
Score:
318
 
 San DoDo: How much time you got?
 DrinkMixMan: Penis made me do it
 duckfarts: @TFChicken I was typing this and damn you
 TFChicken: The penis is standing right behind the heart
 Annoying Vegan : I have music notes for legs!
 Jeffrat: Obviously he's suffering from an enlarged heart.
 tib gubb: how can i explain myself in a language that you'd understand?
 square44: ...dude, what the fuck is wrong with *you*?
Image 192024   07-18-17   Uploaded by    carpwoman
Score:
404
 
 Austin: Your tires will go flat in 10 days
 jazzjunkie: Google Street view, is my guess
 Greifer: @Ihminen BF Goodridge... A friend told me
 Mad Collager: My, he looks tired!
 Jeffrat: Probably couldn't get Bibendum to sign a release is all.
 Ihminen: I wonder what brand they censored... Bridgestone? Yokohama?
Image 192023   07-18-17   Uploaded by    daisy picker
Score:
989
 
 Science: Snoopy is the best part of Peanuts.
 RalphyNoPants: Snoopy soon missed that whiskey jug.
 tib gubb: you did it! you ham barreled!
 Ulillillia: It's a doggy dogg world
 Shay: It's perfect!!! My very own moonshine jug!
Image 192022   07-18-17   Uploaded by    Pront Remp
Image 192021 is unbelievably bad (score -20) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by generic. We'll pray for you, generic.
Score:
554
 
 Mr Bleak: @Himesama Damn right! Mr Whiskers used a wooden rolling pin for pastry: should have been metal or marble as it helps the pastry work better.
 copunter: POOPY PARASITE PASSER!
 jadensmith: The Tracks Of My Tears.
 drtofu: That is when I carried you
 tib gubb: congrats on your resident asshole
 Himesama: That's one spanking for you Mr.Whiskers!
 RalphyNoPants: @Scoo, yes
 petepuma: Just back from the litter box, what are you making?
 Eleftheros: My business idea got shut down by the health department
 Mr. Whiskers: Pawstry dough
 Scoo: FLOOFY FLOOFED
 Sage: Cats.
Image 192020   07-18-17   Uploaded by    carpwoman
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