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205028  El hefe: Don't interfere with natural selection

205001  Mr Shifty: That's a nice 'I shouldn't even exist'.

205030  El hefe: Excuse me while I whip this out

205053  tib gubb: sorry about your dsylexia

205054  tib gubb: Sancho the self-esteem bear

205010  Mr Shifty: @Robespierre Vinnie?

205010  Mr Shifty: Sweet fucking jesus! That's her 'present'?

205049  El hefe: Didn't know Don Hertzfelt was doin tats

205030  ThoughtlessGentleman: this goes so well with electric wizard come my fanatics.

205015  Mr Shifty: We get it, you vape!

205061  Hippitus Hoppitus: This kind of reminds me of the controversy that surrounded the HPV vaccines. A lot of parents were against it because they felt it encourage promiscuous behavior, and I remember stories of the occasional kid getting that vaccine in secret at school or places like planned parenthood without their parents' knowledge.

205022  Mr Shifty: Featured: so many fetishes I can't count them.

205052  Shay: Squirrel farts to the face is a sign of bad luck.

205054  DangitBobby: I heard it in Navi voice

205046  ThoughtlessGentleman: love those bathroom conversations

205051  Sadbot: @t48 If he wanted to take up locksmithing, it could be the Otter Pop and Locks

205053  ThoughtlessGentleman: I'll have none that.

205051  t48: My dad wanted to open a business that sold exclusively Otter Pops and call it the Otterpopatorium.

205022  Shay: If Pluto is not a planet anymore, does that mean Pluto is not a dog anymore either?

205057  crunchymush: That's a hexagon, not an octagon. Way to go, buddy!!

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3. Felicity
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204930 Robespierre: Chumps.

204908 sparename: " # Come on baby, Don't fear the reaper, Baby take my hand, Don't fear the reaper, We'll be able to fly... # "

204892 Side Boob: Bottom outlet is still good, right?

204941 Robespierre: That's one wild pupa you got there, pard - when do do you expect them to emerge?


204854 Spazstatic: Actually it looks like most of their comments have been removed, at least ones where someone replied to them.

204876 apoxia: How could this go wrong?

204951 Ulillillia: @Skaalar Sweet!

204868 Chest Rockwell: This guy has been to a few hotels.

204996 Amy Housewine: They integrated till they disintegated.

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Side Boob uploaded 204603 (785 points)
Not A Bot uploaded 204641 (779 points)
Robespierre uploaded 204676 (769 points)
Warrax uploaded 204670 (766 points)
hat thrab uploaded 204562 (765 points)
Salvador Molly uploaded 204577 (764 points)
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 3. Gomi Day: 5000 points
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 5. Not A Bot: 3309 points
 6. Borkf: 3140 points
 7. ChubbyBuddy: 3137 points
 8. Warrax: 3079 points
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10. Robespierre: 2819 points
11. Supermansbrother: 2288 points
12. Skinr: 2277 points
13. Annoying Vegan : 2153 points
14. Slickbrew: 1705 points
15. flushpuppy: 1544 points
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 Mr. Shine: @piranharama I thought they smelled bad on the outside!
 piranharama: The Empire Strikes Back is my favourites
 XLY: I am jelly of that yeti
 Warrax: I saw Elvis Presley driving a brown Datsun pickup with a white camper shell on it back in 1996. It was in Tempe, Arizona just south of the ASU main campus. Spotting a yeti on the subway is cool too, I guess.
 Himesama: Why do hot girls always like ugly guys?
 Felicity: Abominable Snowmanspreading
 Felicity: The painting style says 1980s book cover, but the font on the sign, the scarf on the woman, and the coffee cup say modern-day
 Mexico: You lookin' at my girlfriend, esse?
 Shay: Please don't the doors or a horny Yeti will try to hook up with you.
Image 192018   07-18-17   Uploaded by    drilldo
 Science: We did this until we asked public works about it - they said they didn't care. Everything goes into a frontloader.
 jazzjunkie: Also, #155033
 jazzjunkie: Friends of Alice
 Dr Awkward: @Jeffrat oh, those assholes are no friends of mine.
 Jeffrat: @Dr Awkward Westboro Baptist Church, you know the mentally ill folks with the rainbow hate signs 'n junk.
 Dr Awkward: @Jeffrat the world barista championships? (I seriously don't know what WBC stands for...)
 Dr Awkward: @Felicity I love the golden friends
 Jeffrat: @Dr Awkward last time I had this many friends over WBC showed up to picket.
 Felicity: @Dr Awkward Testing: Thank you for being a friend / Been down the road and back agaggot
 ThoughtlessGentleman: @Dr Awkward well thats not the one.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: dicks
 Dr Awkward: @Jeffrat I'm now aware of a new switcherino. This is a good one. I bet all these friends on the spaceship really like it.
 Jeffrat: Oh great, can't call a literal bundle of sticks a anything but a friend? LAME
 Jeffrat: Hey look friends! But seriously, many waste haulers require sticks and yard waste to be bundled.
 bug: Obscure form of hate speech?
 WaffleIron: Yeah, I have to do this shit too.
Image 192017   07-18-17   Uploaded by    rubix1924
 Radstarboom: instructions unclear, plastic bowl full of brownie mix is on fire.
 Mr. Shine: @piranharama Knowing her? Could be anything.
 funny in the wall: It's spelled viola
 piranharama: What other purposes would you use a really big spoon for???
 Warrax: Thanks Nicki Minaj.
 bug: This is the worst cook book I've ever seen.
 Ulillillia: praise vwallah
 WaffleIron: "Hey everybody have you seen my buns they're big and salty and brown! If you ever need a quick-pick-me-up just put my buns in your mouth!"
 ignatz: Lol: lil
Image 192016   07-18-17   Uploaded by    arctic fox
 Robespierre: I ... was ... so ... WASTED. I was wasted.
 Warrax: Same thing I'm doing with mine.
 Ulillillia: I should buy a boat.
 Shay: Save them for the boss level.
Image 192015   07-18-17   Uploaded by    DOW
 duckfarts: yo he put out an extra roll and this is how you reapond?
 Side Boob: Airsoft is just going to make him mad.
 Skinr: @WaffleIron I live in an area that has brown recluse spiders, so I can't.
 WaffleIron: I leave spiders alone in my house, they catch anything else.
Image 192014   07-18-17   Uploaded by    caitelyn
 Robespierre: Turn it up to 11!
 duckfarts: helllllllll yeah
 Beef Supreme: Those don't work anymore, unless you carry a digital converter box in your purse.
 Greifer: The future is now
 carpwoman: I wanted one of those so bad...
 FabricMan: Come in, Dick Tracy!
 Noremak: I still prefer using my shoe phone for secret agent work.
 Felicity: Ahead of its time
 Dr Awkward: Is this essentially an old school iWatch?
 WaffleIron: There's one for sale on ebay right now.
Image 192013   07-18-17   Uploaded by    KrazyKat
 ignatz: Does this say "horn" from the opposite angle?
Image 192012   07-18-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
 Ihminen: I looked at something away from the monitor for just a second and looked back then I tried to click the right click menu away
 Skinr: "Yep, it's silicon."
 WaffleIron: Now if they could only do this for wood.
Image 192011   07-18-17   Uploaded by    professional
 Warrax: How else would you protect the delicate eyes of a butter sculpture?
Image 192010   07-18-17   Uploaded by    killme
 Dr Awkward: "That's no moon.... Neither is that. Or that. Wait, that one back there might be a moon!"
 Ulillillia: Those moons are orbiting rather low.
Image 192009   07-18-17   Uploaded by    spacedawg
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