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263390  Not A Bot: Before you die, you see the weather report!

263420  ignatz: Damn hipsters..

263424  ignatz: help end cruelty to fashion models

263408  FabricMan: "Jeff, sit down. I know I was your best doggo. We had great times with the ball, didn't we? I didn't mean for Cait and I to fall in love. It just happened. I hope you can respect our love and our wish to be together and raise our puppers."

263397  lecj07: I like the tilt of the cat's head. "Yeah, that's right. What are you gonna do about it?"

263422  a spider plan: Stop squeeeezing my tail!

263422  In The Pocket: Chandler can't smile.

263422  Beer 30: cheeeeeese

263411  Butcherboy: Aaaah thanks@au bon pain

263421  avemaria: You mean, 2 months old?

263400  Robespierre: Low Bid Paving Co. - Now In Pyongyang

263406  Robespierre: One stiff breeze and ... DANGER ZONE

263398  antipatterns: Cute in the same way that a child soldier wearing a Garfield t-shirt is

263409  Robespierre: He won't make it very far - he's not allowed to cross the street

263407  Robespierre: Then what happened?

263364  grizzly: Get in, loser, we're going dumpster diving!

263379  PenguinBartender: Yo dawg

263404  antipatterns: Ah Russians. One of the last people I can be racist against.

263379  Robespierre: Gusto gone for and gotten

263385  Robespierre: England ... that Sceptered Cloud...

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263325 Science: @Felicity Give me Slack, or give me death!

263346 Robespierre: That's an unbeatable price for 6 miles of toilet paper.

263293 Science: @Bohab: I'm pretty sure that, at this time, the wife's satisfaction was not a concern

263272 Science: *"Immigrant Song" intensifies*

263162 Mr Bleak: @Felicity ISO 8601 indeed - that way, time lines up nicely as well.

263297 tib gubb: is it self aware? that's all i wanna know

263357 Passive: Denny's has better pancakes and doesn't cost like fourteen dollars a short stack

263192 Robespierre: Hormel's Finest

263215 antipatterns: FUCK THE UNITED SNAKES OF AMERIKKKA

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 well duh: No Cheetos for you. There's only one cable. Can I leave you a pair of cutters and film it?
 redmonkey3: @SpaceCow - not trying to win Them over; trying to impress neeed for cheetos onto machine stocker
 Warrax: Support this man's assisted suicide.
 Sadbot: With disruptive ideas like those, you truly are @dangerous dave
 antipatterns: A young rebel at work. Hopefully he found a Suicidal Tendencies cassette somewhere.
 dangerous dave: @Sadbot Or perhaps a bigger Store where the Cheetos would come in a bigger bag and cost about 5% as much money?
 Sadbot: If only there were some sort of store on the corner that also sold Cheetos. We could call it a "cornerstore". It could also sell fake roses in a glass vial.
 SpaceCow: Because nothing wins over your coworkers/classmates by screwing with the vending machine.
Image 191983   07-18-17   Uploaded by    The Turks
Score:
490
 
 Cami: I just don't get this pampering. Our family dogs ran free lived on nothing but bear meat and rice....and they had to get their own bear meat!
 RainbowTornado: Drew?
 SpaceCow: "We're just out for a stroll. Er."
 Volwen: They see me rollin'. They hatin'.
Image 191982   07-18-17   Uploaded by    champeen
Score:
359
 
 carpwoman: @dangerkeith3000 - So sorry. Sheesh.
 Snowta: @Beef Supreme MATT LEWIS, PLEASE AND THANK YOU
 Cami: @piranharama Most places.
 Jabberwikket: Oh quit bitching, its not like Michael Bay or a murderous robot hosting Bay's consciousness is doing an [air quotes] American reboot [air quotes] starring David hasselhoff with a surprising amount of sand and water based aliens
 piranharama: Wait, women can become doctors now???
 Beef Supreme: Will she keep a hot, young female companion around? It's tradition, after all.
 a robot: I'm not even a fan of Doctor Who, but I have enjoyed the internet's reaction to this news. Also, I like to take every mention of Doctor Who to remind everyone that Matt Smith looks like a fucking Muppet.
 nuke em: Intriguing if it gets into trans-related issues
 Hungy Dingus: @Jeffrat As were the Sixth and Ninth
 Weedheart: Pic-ception
 antipatterns: I might watch this show for the first time because of this.
 Jeffrat: @dangerkeith3000 oh please, how could anyone be better looking than William Hartnell? Talk sense!
 Jorp Lulter: Hottest Doctor so far (in my opinion)
 wolfskin: Actually its DOCTOR Who. Not "Dr. Who", idiot.
 Jeffrat: @San DoDo Dr. Thufir Hawat?
 Fancy Clown: I really don't get why any of this is a big deal. Why couldn't it be a woman? Who really cares that much?
 San DoDo: Dr. Hwat
 redmonkey3: Lonnng overdue... BBC being dragged kicking and screaming into 1970s
 Yam: I mean, Sydney Newman told the BBC to cast a woman as the doctor 30 years ago.
 Mr. Butt: YOU CANT REWRITE THE RULES OF A COMPLETELY MADE UP UNIVERSE JUST TO APPEASE 49.9% OF THE GLOBAL POPULATION THIS IS ANARCHY
 mrwiffler: Dr Why. (joking...I love the idea of a female Dr Who)
 Jeffrat: Damn, I miss him.
 VoR: Actually about time.
 Jeffrat: Remember the first Dr. He was such an asshole.
Image 191981   07-18-17   Uploaded by    carpwoman
Score:
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 Cami: @Sadbot I was just thinking that I'd try burning him out.
 Jeffrat: @Felicity I'd settle for Stings speedo!
 KrazyKat: Insecurities aside, this reminds me of a bar in phila that hung their dartboard on the inside of the door. Enter at your own risk on tournement nites.
 glowstick: @Jeffrat I wish we had the Barons antigravity suspensors
 Wooden Spoon: So... you're saying you own valuable guns and I should wait until I see you leave before burglarizing you?
 Jeffrat: @dangerous dave trust me most if 'em have guts that protrude too much to hide behind that either.
 dangerous dave: ...hide *behind* crap like this. (Rats.)
 dangerous dave: Isn't *it* ironic....
 dangerous dave: Isn't ironic how the macho tough-guys of the USA are the ones so terrified of brown people that they have to hide between crap like this?
 Sadbot: I'm probably misquoting some Sun Tzu, but you don't win by attacking where your enemy is strong. Everyone sleeps, everyone poops, most people have brake lines, guns don't make you invincible.
 Jeffrat: I love how we live in a society where we basically have the little pull out chest plugs from Dune. Really says a lot about the folks who feel they need 'em.
 Eleftheros: Unless you count protecting my insecurities
Image 191980   07-18-17   Uploaded by    flying sheep
Score:
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 San DoDo: @Knice it's aiming for it's 9th, and final, grand title
 sparename: Fletching the p.ussy
 Prostata: I'm helping!
 scribbs: @Knice Like the hospital! And the graveyard.
 Knice: That kitty's going places.
Image 191979   07-18-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
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 Shay: This is what happens when they legalize weed in Russia.
 Not Sam: The picture that keeps on giving..
 Bob: I love Russia.
 fanny: the "That's Wacky" segment in Highlights magazine has changed a lot since i was a kid
 grizzly: Looks like a normal day to me.
Image 191978   07-18-17   Uploaded by    snipdawg
Score:
799
 
 jazzjunkie: Gotta SING
 FabricMan: "Ahm-a FIRIN' mah LAZR!"
 edvard: nsfw!
 Mr. Butt: OH MY GOD I CANT STOP LAUGHING
 Sadbot: BIRD UP!!!
 fanny: meeeeeeeAAAAAAAAkkkkkkk!
 Knice: This made me instinctively flinch back. It did me right well a thrabbing.
Image 191977   07-18-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
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 piranharama: @jazzjunkie @hat thrab Thanks, but sad news :(
 hat thrab: @piranharama @jazzjunkie Yeah, Myostery. Nothing up for sale right now though :(
 jazzjunkie: @piranharama Seems to be "MYOSTERY" on Etsy.
 piranharama: @hat thrab Please, where is this from? I need to buy one!
Image 191976   07-18-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
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 Sauce Packets: I wasss onccce a man
 San DoDo: She's looking, but does she see?
 Mr. Shine: Hey! My EYES are up heeeeeerrrrreeeee!
 Thurb Grunombies: Eye- eye- eye!
 shark: OMG!
 Knice: Eye'm scared.
Image 191975   07-18-17   Uploaded by    poetrysucks
Score:
339
 
 redmonkey3: Gorilla hands upside your butt!
 dangerous dave: Unrealistic: Grandma thinks all the Indians should go back to ... well, somewhere. She's not sure.
 VoR: Food is a science
 Christina: Gorilla hands!? That disrespectful!
Image 191974   07-18-17   Uploaded by    jayjay
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