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268855  wolfpk: @ignatz Bread and circuses have never been cheap.

268914  Shay: Ebaum's World???? I thought they closed its door when kids were going apeshit they were "stealing" content when pretty much every site does that nowadays.

268897  WannaBee: Oh, obey art. Fear nut, ok?

268911  hajjpodge: My dad could imitate him perfectly. And being true to dad form, he did it very often.

268907  Yam: @ThoughtlessGentleman Unexpectedly is so much better than expectedly in this case

268919  peeper: Bobby's what?

268919  Pickle Dick: Got-dangit Bobby

268919  sandwiches: Bobby's can't actually do this.

268919  Sharkface: dont tread on my purse!

268918  nimbus: Amazing grandmotherstantine

268305  Science: @a robot: You can't find that shit! I don't know what's going one, but there is no official outlet for the old Looney Tunes cartoons. Even YouTube is pretty much a desert. It's really sad.

268907  ThoughtlessGentleman: "I just shat myself unexpectedly."

268376  Science: @tib gubb: "Distress signal" implies the grass is giving a warning. That smell is the release of chemicals that seal up the cut portion of the plant. That's it. Plants don't have a brain or central nervous system, and therefore, cannot feel pain. They can produce a response to stimuli, but that isn't the same as responding to pain.

268386  Science: @wordjones: "Man Attacked by Babies." It's in Oslo. There are a LOT of weird naked statues in that park.

268903  FabricMan: If it looks like that, you might have dia-BEE-tes

268417  Science: Adam didn't get a job, because employers saw this billboard stunt and immediately determined he makes bad financial decisions.

267848  Mr Bleak: You're a Wizard @Albo Grungus! Now fuck off to Hogwarts.

268903  MrBoffo: Oooohhh - got it down to 1

268535  Science: It does there too. They just cut that off and sell the rest to you.

268878  Shay: Good thing that dog is covered by Aflac.

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 Knice: Return flight: #193729
 duchaschmeremol: tender as shit
 Jack Daniels: The other white meat
 SunWukong: Campylobacter. I've had it. I've also been run over by a bus. The Campylobacter hurt more.
 Prostata: Tomorrow: Pork Sashimi
 Ulillillia: I ordered the salmon, not the salmonella.
 Zampano: or undercooking show
 Teechur: Start by watching someone ELSE'S cooking show first.
 Side Boob: Homicide: Life in the Kitchen
 Knice: she ded
 tib gubb: episode 2 - my trip to the ER
 Relp: Chicken sushi..
Image 191936   07-18-17   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
 Stoner: "Do you like the Beatles?" "Are you kidding? Does a bear contemplate in the woods?!"
 Amy Housewine: Come to Birmingham (West Mids, not Alabama) right now to see... not any kind of kicking, as it so happens, but lots of lovely bears. Do you a Googles on 'The Big Sleuth' for info.
 windows96: They call me The ponderer; yeah, I'm The Ponderer, I ponder around and 'round and 'round and 'round...
 Butcherboy: Yes, but at least he has the bear necessities @fanny
 Christina: Thinking about life.
 Ulillillia: When your Growlr date doesn't show
 hajjpodge: He ate all the picnic baskets, but he still feels empty inside.
 fanny: aw poor little guy, looks like he's bearly keeping it together.
Image 191935   07-18-17   Uploaded by    Bob
 piranharama: @Side Boob Rad for soviet aerospace prototypes. The fate of the Buran makes me sad.
 sparename: Similar to that crashed by Stefan Austinovich, no doubt - The 6 Gazillion Ruble Man
 SunWukong: I wouldn't turn my nose up at one.
 Side Boob: The MiG-105
 Ihminen: can also be used as a sled
Image 191934   07-18-17   Uploaded by    Catcat
 duchaschmeremol: medusa left you some pubic hair
 duchaschmeremol: medusa left you some pubic hair
 Annoying Vegan : @Butcherboy Trachyandra Tortilis (?)
 Sydney: Where bendy straws come from
 Butcherboy: What kind of plant is this? Anyone?
 flushpuppy: Snecculent?
Image 191933   07-18-17   Uploaded by    ironmaiden
 Fancy Clown: @Amy Housewine That was amazing, thank you.
 Amy Housewine: Ee-hee-tee
 Mr. Butt: @Ulillillia this comment is the only reason i didn't vote bad
 ChubbyBuddy: @Ulillillia and jared just wants to sell sandwiches
 Knice: @Ulillillia That's the best burn I've read in quite a while. :-D
 Ulillillia: fleqsrae is ignorant and has doo doo in his soul
Image 191932   07-18-17   Uploaded by    Brain Thoughts
 Annoying Vegan : Princess Mononoke is a great movie.
 Christina: The Borkfson four.
 Teechur: @Dr Awkward And they're all full of shirt. Or something.
 snekeyes: Spaceballs, the Dogs
 Mr. Butt: @Dr Awkward i hope this gets comment of the day :D
 xylophone: This is like a 3 wolf moon shirt. Except there are 4 of them. And the wolfs are dogs. And the dogs are moons.
 Bu7Z: Second from the left is telling me why.
 Bu7Z: Why do I feel like these guys are making me dig my own grave...
Image 191931   07-18-17   Uploaded by    Bob
 Fancy Clown: Saladfingers is quite good, in a bizarre way
 ASTER: I used a .jpg of Arfenhouse to run for class photographer in 6th grade so, whatever. Go for it.
Image 191930   07-18-17   Uploaded by    shark
 Greifer: But... Does it run crysis?!
 Christina: %5E2019F%
 tib gubb: this is how babby is made?
 Spazstatic: Little Bobby Tables.
 Meow: finally, a reason to procreate
Image 191929   07-18-17   Uploaded by    eider
 Fancy Clown: Damn straight
 fakeplastic: Way to go June! 5th place isn't too bad.
 silver: Too bad it wasn't written by John Holmes.
 FabricMan: Sure, but April was kind of frigid this year
 Winterneuro: Yeah, but Stephen Tyler has a big ten inch....
 Bu7Z: No, you misunderstand. There were four girls wetter than June, but not necessarily made so by the good Ol' 8 in that got June so moist.
 Rev80: So June is a clone?
 Teechur: Awww....June Sixth missed out.
 Side Boob: too easy...
 Knice: *checks self* Welp; July lookin' dry.
Image 191928   07-18-17   Uploaded by    Warrax
 Rev80: At that moment, Jim realized that feeding Rex 9 day old Tuna casserole was a bad idea..
 SunWukong: A damn good Dog.
 Urn BooUrn: I love you from the bottom of my MASSIVE head.
Image 191927   07-18-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
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