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254026  DrNinjaman: Ain't nobody here but us placentas, doctor

254036  DrNinjaman: She wants the D.

254032  Teechur: He's singin' the greens.

254040  Teechur: If you'd like to interact with the hoomanling, you'll have to wait.

254045  Teechur: dooP

254037  Dr. Bathroom: And how!

254044  ChubbyBuddy: or just stay home and read there

254038  VoR: Rub it some more

253996  Greifer: who's a good boy?! how the fuck shall i know?! can't see shit captn!

253904  mission2mars: what is that supposed to mean @Wooden Spoon

253985  Darmstadtium: @barfolomew It was good, but not brilliant, they tried a little too hard with the unexpected-plot-twist-idea in my opinion

254009  barfolomew: I've got shocking news about Flo Rida.

253968  Bohab: Mighty max?

254039  Not A Bot: First dick in a box, now...

254037  Bohab: They used it as hard as they could

253298  Mr Bleak: It's dice all the way down! Then it all goes a bit quantum.

253301  Mr Bleak: Goooood Morning Vietwoof! Hey, this is not a test. This is rock and roll. Time to rock it from the delta to the DMZ! Is that me, or does that sound like an Elvis Presley movie? Viva Da Nang. Oh, viva, Da Nang. Da Nang me, Da Nang me. Why don't they get a rope and hang me? Hey, is it a little too early for being that loud? Hey, too late. It's 0600 What's the "0" stand for? Oh, my God, it's early.

253302  Mr Bleak: How much is the postage on this?

254023  ThoughtlessGentleman: youre both right. happy?!

254035  AlexDeLarge: Nice try, incels

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253751 redmonkey3: @dangerkeith3000 @DrNinjaman - yes! befuddle much much better... natures own pedo snuff film; great

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253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

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253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

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253710 trelyate: well that's one way to prevent theft

253767 FireBreathingMarmot: Here in Kansas City, and the Nelson Atkins Museum sends out newsletters with the big title friends of art. Often as not, it looks like this.

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 Knice: Return flight: #193729
 duchaschmeremol: tender as shit
 Jack Daniels: The other white meat
 SunWukong: Campylobacter. I've had it. I've also been run over by a bus. The Campylobacter hurt more.
 Prostata: Tomorrow: Pork Sashimi
 Ulillillia: I ordered the salmon, not the salmonella.
 Zampano: or undercooking show
 Teechur: Start by watching someone ELSE'S cooking show first.
 Side Boob: Homicide: Life in the Kitchen
 Knice: she ded
 tib gubb: episode 2 - my trip to the ER
 ignatz: Chicken sushi..
Image 191936   07-18-17   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
 Stoner: "Do you like the Beatles?" "Are you kidding? Does a bear contemplate in the woods?!"
 Amy Housewine: Come to Birmingham (West Mids, not Alabama) right now to see... not any kind of kicking, as it so happens, but lots of lovely bears. Do you a Googles on 'The Big Sleuth' for info.
 windows96: They call me The ponderer; yeah, I'm The Ponderer, I ponder around and 'round and 'round and 'round...
 Butcherboy: Yes, but at least he has the bear necessities @fanny
 Christina: Thinking about life.
 Ulillillia: When your Growlr date doesn't show
 hajjpodge: He ate all the picnic baskets, but he still feels empty inside.
 fanny: aw poor little guy, looks like he's bearly keeping it together.
Image 191935   07-18-17   Uploaded by    Bob
 piranharama: @Side Boob Rad for soviet aerospace prototypes. The fate of the Buran makes me sad.
 sparename: Similar to that crashed by Stefan Austinovich, no doubt - The 6 Gazillion Ruble Man
 SunWukong: I wouldn't turn my nose up at one.
 Side Boob: The MiG-105
 Ihminen: can also be used as a sled
Image 191934   07-18-17   Uploaded by    Catcat
 duchaschmeremol: medusa left you some pubic hair
 duchaschmeremol: medusa left you some pubic hair
 Annoying Vegan : @Butcherboy Trachyandra Tortilis (?)
 Sydney: Where bendy straws come from
 Butcherboy: What kind of plant is this? Anyone?
 Dr Awkward: Snecculent?
Image 191933   07-18-17   Uploaded by    ironmaiden
 Fancy Clown: @Amy Housewine That was amazing, thank you.
 Amy Housewine: Ee-hee-tee
 Mr. Butt: @Ulillillia this comment is the only reason i didn't vote bad
 ChubbyBuddy: @Ulillillia and jared just wants to sell sandwiches
 Knice: @Ulillillia That's the best burn I've read in quite a while. :-D
 Ulillillia: fleqsrae is ignorant and has doo doo in his soul
Image 191932   07-18-17   Uploaded by    Brain Thoughts
 Annoying Vegan : Princess Mononoke is a great movie.
 Christina: The Borkfson four.
 Teechur: @Dr Awkward And they're all full of shirt. Or something.
 snekeyes: Spaceballs, the Dogs
 Mr. Butt: @Dr Awkward i hope this gets comment of the day :D
 Dr Awkward: This is like a 3 wolf moon shirt. Except there are 4 of them. And the wolfs are dogs. And the dogs are moons.
 Bu7Z: Second from the left is telling me why.
 Bu7Z: Why do I feel like these guys are making me dig my own grave...
Image 191931   07-18-17   Uploaded by    Bob
 Fancy Clown: Saladfingers is quite good, in a bizarre way
 ASTER: I used a .jpg of Arfenhouse to run for class photographer in 6th grade so, whatever. Go for it.
Image 191930   07-18-17   Uploaded by    shark
 Greifer: But... Does it run crysis?!
 Christina: %5E2019F%
 tib gubb: this is how babby is made?
 Spazstatic: Little Bobby Tables.
 Meow: finally, a reason to procreate
Image 191929   07-18-17   Uploaded by    eider
 Fancy Clown: Damn straight
 fakeplastic: Way to go June! 5th place isn't too bad.
 silver: Too bad it wasn't written by John Holmes.
 FabricMan: Sure, but April was kind of frigid this year
 Winterneuro: Yeah, but Stephen Tyler has a big ten inch....
 Bu7Z: No, you misunderstand. There were four girls wetter than June, but not necessarily made so by the good Ol' 8 in that got June so moist.
 Rev80: So June is a clone?
 Teechur: Awww....June Sixth missed out.
 Side Boob: too easy...
 Knice: *checks self* Welp; July lookin' dry.
Image 191928   07-18-17   Uploaded by    Warrax
 Rev80: At that moment, Jim realized that feeding Rex 9 day old Tuna casserole was a bad idea..
 SunWukong: A damn good Dog.
 Urn BooUrn: I love you from the bottom of my MASSIVE head.
Image 191927   07-18-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
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