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268229  BavidDowie: Trade you this for a bag of Ruffles

268233  Warrax: Everyone knows you're high.

268231  BavidDowie: Also: it's a 2-stroke-then-bite-the-shit-outta-ya

268231  BavidDowie: Listen to that baby purr

268222  a robot: Does New Mexico count?

268228  a robot: Jesus fucking christ on a pogo stick, this is godawful :(

268216  Hokie333: Beep-beep-boop, motherfucker.

268228  WannaBee: @Knice yep, I voted BAD.

268240  Drump Porbs: aka Nick Furry

268227  KingTrebek: I assume this was very funny for those involved...

268231  Knice: Meowtorcycles.

268232  Knice: That building was too high.

268233  Knice: "I've done the work in my own lab."

268237  Knice: First you crack your neck, then they cash your check.

268212  Not A Bot: Hey buddy, I noticed you've got a hands free box too. Wanna open them together?

268182  Off Topic: Something, something, why one gender lives longer than another because what's in their pants makes a difference to what's between their ears.

268214  illBilliam: What a shame. Another child devoured by the torsoless pants monster.

268224  WannaBee: @Yam because cleavage?

268172  Korrok: Korrok approves.

268213  Urn BooUrn: When the "nip" wears off.

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267949 WannaBee: It's the Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster! The head of the church has been dubbed the 'ministeroni'. They are legally recognized in New Zealand and can perform weddings.

267916 Peter Pantsless: @Felicity that's perfect listening for space truckin' in Elite: Dangerous. I'll bet fellow CMDR @Spazstatic would agree

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

267952 Air Biscuit: (Serious jim carrey voice)"twenty-three!!!!!!!!"

268039 Spazstatic: I've heard of being "all thumbs" but this is ridiculous!

268103 E. HONDA: username/upload...?

267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...

267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

268056 Micro Jackson: Fresh charges

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10. withak: 1651 points
11. Gomi Day: 1570 points
12. greg: 1560 points
13. ChubbyBuddy: 1514 points
14. midgetcastle: 1494 points
15. Bacon Train: 1428 points
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 raditzu: Score!
 Rev80: "If I make it, I will sign the Treaty of Brest-Litovsk... If I miss, we invade Austria-Hungary"
 Zukero: Dunkin' Lennin
 Starky15: Swish!
 augustus: The south will rise (above the rim) again.
 dobbiesdoogs: nothin' but nyet
Image 191858   07-17-17   Uploaded by    CoffeeAndCigs
 DrinkMixMan: But are they happy days?
 Nope: fucking kids, its not every weekday i'm shufflin
Image 191857   07-17-17   Uploaded by    Mr. Pepper
 raditzu: is he smelling his own diick?
 Rev80: The Typist from Outer Space
 Turd Ferguson: I think he just likes the way his farts smell
 Prostata: When someone in the office microwaves brocolli
 addend: Blogging has become easier since then. Too easy.
 duckfarts: @Catcat [shatters own mask]
 El Barto: What the heck is that thing?
 Whatever: That'll stop leaks at the White House
 AlexDeLarge: The Fury was never the same after he returned from space...
 Catcat: You might catch COMMUNISM otherwise.
 agentpaint: I miss data entry
 Gomi Day: it helps me focus!
Image 191856   07-17-17   Uploaded by    ironmaiden
 Rev80: Ahhh.. so that's what Sloth did with his share of the jewel money..
 El Barto: @Dr Awkward Looks more like Baman. But where's Piderman?
 entropy: Heyyyy yoooouu guyyyyys! I am Batman.
 ThatGuy: Slothman?
Image 191855   07-17-17   Uploaded by    night shift
 Rev80: I believe that also works for brains
 divad: But with ink on their hands
 funny in the wall: Let's sort that in the "technically correct" category
Image 191854   07-17-17   Uploaded by    MC Delta T
 Nope: @Felicity @redmonkey3 I meant more from a "Hey I can photoshop a penis in there like SUPES easy"
 redmonkey3: @Nope - and more fun!
 El Barto: Dream on cannibals. Dream on.
 Big Bong Theory: @Nope This is easier
 Nope: They do realize photoshop exists right?
Image 191853   07-17-17   Uploaded by    entropy
 El Barto: HMV in beta.
 RzK: That dog looks guilty AF
Image 191852   07-17-17   Uploaded by    Warrax
 duckfarts: OH OK [grabs baseball bat]
 Zukero: @Dr Awkward he specifies that you have to bring the beer. IMHO it's all a "I want free beer" scam.
 SunWukong: I don't know what Beer Pong is.
 snekeyes: But anyway, I like this idea to get free beer and play beer pong against random people. I'd be so down for a Spaceship Aggro-beer pong tourney
 humanfog: I always think it's odd when people seems to think that sentimental value to you means jack shit to other people
 Thurb Grunombies: Bring your own disinfectant
Image 191851   07-17-17   Uploaded by    butt poop
 ThatGuy: Haha! The perception of class warfare!
 craftjunk: Not all BMW drivers are bad, but most of the bad drivers I encounter are in BMWs. In fairness though, theres been a big increase in bad Volkswagen drivers lately
 DarkTeddy: In the same boat. Sad that the warranty ends next year though. @funny in the wall
 funny in the wall: Ok, I realize that mine is not a popular crusade, but people besides trust fund babies and assholes drive BMWs too. My 3 series was 3 years old when I bought it, cost about as much as a new accord, and is still the best thing I have ever driven. Well worth it, in my opinion, plus with maintenance and repairs being free...
 Mr. Whiskers: How would they have any idea how old the parker is? Maybe they earned it through hard prostitution or drug sales!
Image 191850   07-17-17   Uploaded by    ani625
 KrazyKat: Y u do dis to me? (The congenital defects, not the fashion choices)
 Rev80: Haterz see me rollin'
 Coolguy: Hang in there puppers ! We're pulling for ya!
Image 191849   07-17-17   Uploaded by    jackthesmack
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