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257760  originaluser: not a springboard into the glamorous career of naked girl sushi plate

257664  Jaunty Shrimp: "Just move to San Diego where the weather is always perfect...but you're so broke from paying your rent that you can't afford gas money to get to the beach on your day off."-Debbie Downer

257760  Religion X: What really makes this for me is the dichotomy between her two facial expressions.

257760  electrode: Sometimes it's difficult to distinguish hazing from kink.

257665  Jaunty Shrimp: Break me off a piece

257701  Jaunty Shrimp: By ducks definitely being "shady af"

257701  Jaunty Shrimp: Google The Horrible Thing You Never Knew About Ducks...I was on a walk by a lake one time and was traumatized

257709  Jaunty Shrimp: I hereby rename this site doggo-gator

257714  Jaunty Shrimp: Neener neener neener

257759  flowers: All in all its just another dog in a wall.

257723  Jaunty Shrimp: It must really suck to be famous.

257749  Sadbot: Ha ha, congress doesn't get the online, and since I'm a binary-thought lackwit I'm going to side with the billionaire who sells everyone out.

257731  Jaunty Shrimp: I haven't drank in 2 whole weeks, longest I've gone in 15 years.

257733  Jaunty Shrimp: Love it I super love this!

257725  addend: "Gimme coke & jazz or STFU."

257750  Jaunty Shrimp: Wastin' away again in cheeseburgerville

257750  Solemn: All that fast food can really go to your head.

257731  Solemn: @addend (000) 283-8681.

257610  kayjay: Perfect @Off Topic

257731  addend: 0.002838681, but how can I order booze?

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257626 smusher: We all do the dew down here. You'll do the dew too.

257468 FireBreathingMarmot: ...didn't even make it across the Jordan river

257686 tib gubb: heck yes

257545 VeeKay: Hole in the road huh? Get an officer out to look into it.

257476 Spazstatic: @Shay Lemmy as in Motorhead? And God as in Godsmack, Lamb of God, Gojira, or Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult?

257595 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 It's got a good beat and I can dance to it. I'll give it an 8.

257622 UltraBeverly: @dangerkeith3000 New Coke is PEOPLE! It's PEOPLE!

257558 Robespierre: Shit seen

257513 grandma: @Knice wow

257634 barfolomew: "Name us after friends and we will swallow their souls!"

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14. watwatwat: 1571 points
15. tess: 1555 points
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 raditzu: Score!
 Rev80: "If I make it, I will sign the Treaty of Brest-Litovsk... If I miss, we invade Austria-Hungary"
 Zukero: Dunkin' Lennin
 Starky15: Swish!
 Dr Awkward: The south will rise (above the rim) again.
 dobbiesdoogs: nothin' but nyet
Image 191858   07-17-17   Uploaded by    CoffeeAndCigs
 DrinkMixMan: But are they happy days?
 Nope: fucking kids, its not every weekday i'm shufflin
Image 191857   07-17-17   Uploaded by    Mr. Pepper
 raditzu: is he smelling his own diick?
 Rev80: The Typist from Outer Space
 Turd Ferguson: I think he just likes the way his farts smell
 Prostata: When someone in the office microwaves brocolli
 addend: Blogging has become easier since then. Too easy.
 duckfarts: @Catcat [shatters own mask]
 El Barto: What the heck is that thing?
 Whatever: That'll stop leaks at the White House
 AlexDeLarge: The Fury was never the same after he returned from space...
 Catcat: You might catch COMMUNISM otherwise.
 agentpaint: I miss data entry
 Gomi Day: it helps me focus!
Image 191856   07-17-17   Uploaded by    ironmaiden
 Rev80: Ahhh.. so that's what Sloth did with his share of the jewel money..
 El Barto: @Dr Awkward Looks more like Baman. But where's Piderman?
 Dr Awkward: Heyyyy yoooouu guyyyyys! I am Batman.
 ThatGuy: Slothman?
Image 191855   07-17-17   Uploaded by    night shift
 Rev80: I believe that also works for brains
 divad: But with ink on their hands
 funny in the wall: Let's sort that in the "technically correct" category
Image 191854   07-17-17   Uploaded by    MC Delta T
 Nope: @Felicity @redmonkey3 I meant more from a "Hey I can photoshop a penis in there like SUPES easy"
 redmonkey3: @Nope - and more fun!
 El Barto: Dream on cannibals. Dream on.
 Big Bong Theory: @Nope This is easier
 Nope: They do realize photoshop exists right?
Image 191853   07-17-17   Uploaded by    entropy
 El Barto: HMV in beta.
 Dr Awkward: That dog looks guilty AF
Image 191852   07-17-17   Uploaded by    Warrax
 duckfarts: OH OK [grabs baseball bat]
 Zukero: @Dr Awkward he specifies that you have to bring the beer. IMHO it's all a "I want free beer" scam.
 SunWukong: I don't know what Beer Pong is.
 Dr Awkward: But anyway, I like this idea to get free beer and play beer pong against random people. I'd be so down for a Spaceship Aggro-beer pong tourney
 Dr Awkward: I always think it's odd when people seems to think that sentimental value to you means jack shit to other people
 Thurb Grunombies: Bring your own disinfectant
Image 191851   07-17-17   Uploaded by    butt poop
 ThatGuy: Haha! The perception of class warfare!
 craftjunk: Not all BMW drivers are bad, but most of the bad drivers I encounter are in BMWs. In fairness though, theres been a big increase in bad Volkswagen drivers lately
 DarkTeddy: In the same boat. Sad that the warranty ends next year though. @funny in the wall
 funny in the wall: Ok, I realize that mine is not a popular crusade, but people besides trust fund babies and assholes drive BMWs too. My 3 series was 3 years old when I bought it, cost about as much as a new accord, and is still the best thing I have ever driven. Well worth it, in my opinion, plus with maintenance and repairs being free...
 Mr. Whiskers: How would they have any idea how old the parker is? Maybe they earned it through hard prostitution or drug sales!
Image 191850   07-17-17   Uploaded by    ani625
 KrazyKat: Y u do dis to me? (The congenital defects, not the fashion choices)
 Rev80: Haterz see me rollin'
 Coolguy: Hang in there puppers ! We're pulling for ya!
Image 191849   07-17-17   Uploaded by    jackthesmack
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