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234176  Darmstadtium: In Soviet Russia, fish catches you!

233184  Mr Bleak: Cows and swings. Not a good combination.

233203  Mr Bleak: Provided consent is involved, fine - I'm up for it. But a better chat up line might help your chances. And dinner. Just sayin'

234180  addend: "What? You don't wash your food clean?"

233218  Mr Bleak: Did you pack your bags yourself Mr White?

233222  Mr Bleak: @redmonkey3 Fine. But ... they don't disintegrate like TP is designed to do, so they clog your plumbing. And if you haven't had the job of fixing a ten foot deep manhole full of effluent you soon will! Took me three hot showers to get the smell out of my nose ...

234198  Amy Housewine: @ping Fairly good username/comment synergy.

234179  addend: @a robot (Takes tray into bathtub.)

233235  Mr Bleak: Slodging for nuns.

233237  Mr Bleak: So ... I stick my fingers down my throat 6 times over a tile floor, and I get a BJ? OK, I can do that.

234201  Amy Housewine: I sent my bofktler for tea.

234138  Volwen: So is a calzone a ravioli?

233242  Mr Bleak: Having killed the cameraman, the drop bears take over the documentary.

234186  addend: kimjongunicycles

234148  Volwen: Carpet doesn't match the drapes? Get a rug!

234152  Volwen: @Mr. Whiskers Technically could be both

234158  Volwen: Now you just need a tattoo of a shirt and there is nowhere you can't go.

234165  Volwen: Explain THIS flat earthers

234188  addend: (Steals sign. Returns it later on with a proper frame.)

234193  addend: Ugh, ketchup.

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234099 Prostata: really?

233978 Austin: Austinnnnn

234036 Slerzy: Something something meat curtains

234026 FatTigerWoods: Bout to cure this autism right quick

234083 Robespierre: Don't have nuffin to do wif the weather, @Coolguy

234065 Entertainmentalist: Odds are very good that each thing on the list is there because someone tried it.

234111 raditzu: this must smell awesome

234010 Felicity: OYTO?

233960 Dr Awkward: Pizza hat

234027 Felicity: And Elon Musk wants to park there



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Score:
325
 
 Felicity: Only hit the Buddha when Im beatin on my chest
 Peach: Introduced my gorilla to gorillanip today...
 Mr. Shine: This looks like a job FOR. . .I'm not wearing my costume.
 SunWukong: Can't a guy get some privacy?
 Robespierre: I don't feel safe in this world no more / I don't want to die in a nuclear war / I want to sail away to a distant shore / And make like an apeman.
 Mr Shifty: It will be a killer, and a chiller, and a thriller, when I get the gorilla in Manila.
 Meow: I've got a bad feeling about this
 raditzu: Nipples so hard!
 Christina: King of the jungle.
 Knice: *tweaking intensifies*
Image 191754   07-17-17   Uploaded by    Jorp Lulter
Score:
250
 
 RainbowTornado: @Amy Housewine I'm reppin dat plantface, Son
 redmonkey3: Comicon.
 Felicity: @Amy Housewine The hoodie thing in the lower left corner
 Mr. Shine: @Amy Housewine @Warrax I call Cool Furball
 antipatterns: Make Matt Furie Again
 Warrax: @Amy Housewine I'm claiming Mr. Green Skull.
 Urn BooUrn: Early editions of WH40k were pretty out there.
 Robespierre: Now THAT's my kinda crowd.
 Amy Housewine: Tag yourself: I'm Chopped Logg.
 Meow: Not all that disappointed that the new Muppet show got cancelled
Image 191753   07-17-17   Uploaded by    flushpuppy
Score:
240
 
 Annoying Vegan : @SomeCanadian Oh, er, I mean, This Is Fine!
 Mr. Shine: Goatse lookin more educational than ever
 SomeCanadian: @Annoying Vegan That is my NIPPLE, ma'am!
 Annoying Vegan : If your moles look like this, see a dermatologist right away.
 Christina: This change everything.
Image 191752   07-17-17   Uploaded by    wooden boy
Score:
537
 
 Ihminen: Holy crap someone edit that dog in to the Jaws poster!
 Warrax: Your dog's hair fell out :(
 Christina: Photoborkf.
Image 191751   07-17-17   Uploaded by    TrumpyTrump
Score:
342
 
 Rev80: Just don't kick the ball over the fence
 wolfpk: The team misunderstood when the couch told them to "bring the fire"
 Air Biscuit: The fire on the bleachers could have been put out easily but they just kept "fanning" it.
 antipatterns: This is why you don't throw flares at the soccer game
 Warrax: Soccer is *super* important in many places.
 a robot: Priorities, people!
 Mr Shifty: Thought this was Bradford City disaster at first glance *flutters away*
 Christina: Keep playing, the smoke is going the other way.
Image 191750   07-17-17   Uploaded by    Gluten Fee
Score:
408
 
 Zukero: @Cami Sailing those seas too :p
 Cami: Jerry was a racecar driver.
 Cami: Steamy.
 Hosebag: My God, it's full of cheese!
 Ihminen: Eating some right now and they are pretty rad
 Warrax: Hawt
 Ronick: Freedom nachos
 trelyate: maybe this was actually an erection but pictures get switcherino'd now, too
 a robot: Mmmm, gas station nachos. Needs more pickled jalapenos that have sat lukewarm in a vat all day though.
 Christina: Too photogenic to be real. Is it colored glue?
 Peach: I've never tasted liquid nacho cheese. Too frightened!
 WTF: Yuck, that looks like imitation pasteurized process cheese food.
 Knice: I have the ordinaryest nachos right now.
Image 191749   07-17-17   Uploaded by    Dank Means
Score:
264
 
 DOW: Came here to post that @WTF
 Hosebag: Voltron ASSEMBLE!
 Ihminen: Wow didn't know ford focuses were so sturdy meanwhile the vw passat is obliterated... wasn't ford the chemical symbol for rust?
 Peach: Quick, Siri! Get me some car insurance!
 WTF: Trying to Doctor Strange that shit back a minute.
Image 191748   07-17-17   Uploaded by    Popsicle Dream
Score:
156
 
 XLY: is it a sail boat I see a sail boat
 Christina: (Comment is optional.)
Image 191747   07-17-17   Uploaded by    imaginary gf
Score:
522
 
 sparename: I bet his name is Rusty Bearings
 Side Boob: #191706 did it better
Image 191746   07-17-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Image 191745 is unbelievably bad (score -8) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Cyka. We'll pray for you, Cyka.
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