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243540  raditzu: Pimpin', you're doing it right.

243585  jochenau: Mr. Fluffles can hear a chipmunk fart 100 miles away.

243587  a robot: You are now legally prohibited from moving your arm until doggo decides it's ok

243574  well duh: Oh yeah? It'd be a non-stop stream of "human, get me food, human get me treats, human clean my litter box, human I want fresh water, human pet me," sleep for ten hours, "human love me, human are you seriously trying to pet me right now? eff off until I tell you different. Human..."

243508  Joseph: Don't ever talk to me or my "son" again.

243595  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

243585  Teechur: Can you tie 'em in a knot, can you tie 'em in a bow?

243227  WannaBee: Return trip #243563

243563  WannaBee: So that*s who #243227 is.

243573  a robot: Those tiny crocheted cones are adorable!

243302  Psymon: Soon to be a major motion picture

243584  a robot: Yo dawg.

243309  Psymon: Tigers are kind of stupid that way.

243530  Ulillillia: Felines are pleasant.

243579  Ulillillia: Goldeneye

243576  Zaxxoff: You're turning #E31984, #E31984!

243580  tib gubb: oh that's pretty fast... if you're a baby

243580  when so: gotta go fast

243523  RiderFan: Ghost Busters 2 was better than 1. Them's the breaks.

243580  lecj07: Damn langoliers

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243534 Teechur: @fanny Do you see them when you type them, then they're gone after you hit enter?

243411 antipatterns: Yikes, Scoob.

243503 Mad Collager: @VoR I was gonna say that, but you said it much better!

243466 dangerkeith3000: @Christina I agree. To have it make sense, use the subjuctive. Or add "the fact that" instead of just "that" and keep the indicative since now it's a fact. Either way works. Thanks!

243485 copunter: i bite long waterdog

243473 sparename: This is like The Tales of Perry Winkle that frightened me as a kid, he was sitting on a giant crab

243484 Ulillillia: If you insist!

243391 WannaBee: @dangerkeith3000 some pain yes, but that just seems excessive.

243498 trelyate: also what was up with that duck with the inner tube with the little duck head is that thing alive or not?

243474 raditzu: You've got to love these eyes.



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Score:
435
 
 Zukero: A huge step back for man.
 Cami: What about finger cots?
 Mr Shifty: Obviously doesn't know what his wife uses them for when he's at work.
 WTF: Looks like they need to develop a glove as some of the orange is between the thumb and pointer finger.
 Sadbot: This is what chopsticks are for, and so much more
 Dr Awkward: The very definition of a first world problem
 funny in the wall: yes, the problem with extruded gray corn matter dyed obnoxiously orange is the fact that it stains your fingers, not, in fact, that it is only technically food
Image 191735   07-17-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
545
 
 Cami: Sprays for baptisms.
 Robespierre: Nice mitre, cat.
 Peach: Bless this scratching post.
 a robot: @fanny *et feline
 Amy Housewine: The Archbishop of Caterbury.
 SomeCanadian: Cats love it!
 fanny: In nomine cat-ris, et filii, et spiritus sancti. Amen
Image 191734   07-17-17   Uploaded by    carpwoman
Image 191733 is unbelievably bad (score -11) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by wooden boy. Your image was bad, wooden boy.
Score:
18
 
 redmonkey3: Higher res or gtfo!
Image 191732   07-17-17   Uploaded by    i peed a lil
Score:
954
 
 fanny: @Science :) grandmas are the best.
 Science: @fanny: My wife's grandmother used to love paint by numbers. She got pretty damn good at them. The Bob Ross resurgence didn't happen until after she passed though - I think she would have loved following along with him.
 grizzly: @fanny fuck. That hit my sad button hard.
 Meow: Rad for being Rad
 a robot: Bob Ross is boss
 wolfpk: When reality tv was both real and worth watching.
 fanny: my grandma used to try and follow along with bob ross using crayons... man i wish i still had those drawings :(
Image 191731   07-17-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
304
 
 redmonkey3: The chinese are not amused
 Warrax: You're supposed to keep the bow part in your hand.
 fanny: finally, a city for us sagittariuses
Image 191730   07-17-17   Uploaded by    frenk
Score:
752
 
 redmonkey3: Best "hanging out with kids" moment - winning sportsball team chanting We're Number One and kiddo leans in close and asks "why do they wanna be pee?", i choke on my water and say "at least they aren't chanting We're Number Two"... we left amid a flurry of giggles and snorts and brat & me both peeing ourselves a little
 annterland: @Gomi Day yo!
 Gomi Day: blue team represent!
 Teechur: My most appropriate cheer: I'm #2! I'm #2!"
 Dan Tagonistic: Same
Image 191729   07-17-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
198
 
 Joseph: Quite.
 DrinkMixMan: I don't know what's going on with "Porn and Chicken," but any theatre headlining a screening of "Barfly" is rad in my book.
Image 191728   07-17-17   Uploaded by    RalphyNoPants
Score:
694
 
 WTF: "Take a picture it'll last longer!"
Image 191727   07-17-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
225
 
 Radstarboom: I would but my wrist is all outta wack.
 Teechur: If you get a couple of scratches on your car, you could rub one out. Or both.
Image 191726   07-17-17   Uploaded by    Amiga 1000
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