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273244  SurfNTurf: Bruh, try moving that decimal a space over to the right to get someone to let your creepy ass crank off on their boots...

273224  dobbiesdoogs: in the beginning I had a lot to say about my father in the middle east but he is not the one that we have seen before that we could check out our new book on this issue of our lives

273224  FormerLurker: Hey whats up your son is going to be there around noon tomorrow or Tuesday or Wednesday or Thursday night and I can probably take you out to dinner tonight and then Ill be there around noon or so Ill have a good day at school tomorrow or tomorrow morning.

273263  ignatz: They like computers cos they're warm

273244  eevee: Dirk Stedanko

273242  ignatz: Th Chinese 'Social Credits' plan is straight outta Scarfolk..

273246  ignatz: @sparename my Coeliac grandma switched to tequila- guaranteed wheat-free

273145  Bob: Sorry Canada.

273259  Amy Housewine: * MGM lion roar *

273251  Amy Housewine: Me and my shadow/And now to repeat what I said at the start/They'll need a large crowbar to break us apart

273190  VoR: Singing*

273258  sparename: *-one else does

273252  Callahan: i think you've had enough to drink, freezer

273255  sparename: Is-a that in the kitchen - Wot ama gonna' do?

273262  sparename: Like the guy who runs the Dutch drivers' roadside cafe - Snack van Open

273246  sparename: My Coeliac friend feels safer with rum

273253  Shay: No sir, our Beauty of North Korea quota is done so scram.

273249  sparename: "Any Mownten Do?"

273254  Shay: *more pylons SFX intensifies*

273255  Shay: Hate to burst your bubble, but there's no casting call for Rat King in the next Michael Bay-raped TMNT movie.

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273043 Littlecraftywolf: it looks like hes got a tattoo on his neck that says "Ricky"

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

272918 hajjpodge: Y'all need to stop all this kidding around.

272892 Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

272975 WannaBee: This episode was brought to you by the letters F and U and the number 12.

273224 dobbiesdoogs: in the beginning I had a lot to say about my father in the middle east but he is not the one that we have seen before that we could check out our new book on this issue of our lives

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874



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 Beef Supreme: Why is this Borg outside of its maturation chamber prematurely?
 Scoo: I am Lo-Cutie of Borg
 wolfpk: We cyberneticly enhance babies. If you don't like it, to bad because resistance is futile.
 Whatever: The Borg finally realized they would have better luck assimilating planets if they were cute...
 scribbs: As if the eye ain't freaky enough, the tummy light is creeping me out.
 Winterneuro: @Warrax we are the Infants. resistance is futile.
 Warrax: I need your clothes, your boots, and your pacifier.
Image 191627   07-16-17   Uploaded by    winwolf
Score:
501
 
 Shay: @doggggggie Look his name up, he was the ultimate party animal of a golfer by drinking, smoking, and eating while playing golf.
 scribbs: @Ronick When I was a child, a red circle burned down our ranch and shot my dog. Don't get me started on red arrows!
 Ronick: @scribbs what you got against red circles with arrows
 doggggggie: Huh? @Shay...
 Air Biscuit: To stave of fatigue, he changed fonts with every bullet point.
 Niels Bohr: Burt Thomas wanted to be hardcore and his mom said you'd better be.
 Shay: The John Daly of power swimming.
 Warrax: I also draw a cool 100,000 smacks before Alex's footlights.
 scribbs: Oh, and Rad for not putting a big red circle with arrows.
 scribbs: My kind of hero.
Image 191626   07-16-17   Uploaded by    catsanddogs
Score:
809
 
Don't just vote rad or bad - leave a comment below!
Image 191625   07-16-17   Uploaded by    Peach
Score:
441
 
 scribbs: @dangerous dave Ah. Excellent point :-)
 dangerous dave: @scribbs He probably did, for the actual ceremony. This is just the staged photo for the benefit of Delta's share value. And I say, bully-bully.
 scribbs: Nice sentiment, but couldn't he have picked a cheapie off a department store rack?
Image 191624   07-16-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
307
 
 redmonkey3: @Niels Bohr - YAY MUSIC DORKERY!
 Niels Bohr: @Greek Fire and their choirs have badass basses. I'm a low bass by western standards. The oktavists of the Russian Orthodox choirs are a full octave lower./ music dorkery
 Greek Fire: Perks of Eastern Orthodoxy: all your priests look like fuckin' wizards.
 Yam: noot noot
Image 191623   07-16-17   Uploaded by    brutal
Score:
163
 
 WotGives: Is your girlfriend a bitch?
 Wet farts: So this is what they mean by dog and pony show?
 a robot: Fuck you if you do this shit to your dog. Dogs don't deserve this bullshit.
Image 191622   07-16-17   Uploaded by    night shift
Score:
126
 
 redmonkey3: @guest - i'm not 12 and i have zero clue
 guest: i'm 12, what is this?
 Bolt Vanderhuge: givin' em the old spicy mindfuck, eh @huskyboy? you rat.
Image 191621   07-16-17   Uploaded by    huskyboy
Score:
573
 
 madmax1: Hang the sense of it and keep yourself occupied
 Dr. Bathroom: Words to live, and eventually, die by.
 WaffleIron: Could this be three levels deep?
 FabricMan: Something about this one suggests it's a classic, but I can't put my finger on it...
Image 191620   07-16-17   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
Score:
704
 
 LKoroton: Maned Shiba
 Dr. Bathroom: If a pupper wore cute widdle feet, would he wear them like this? Yes he would! Yes he would. Uh wuzzah wuzzah wuzzah! *ridiculous cute noises*
 Ihminen: Gotten some fashion tips from a siamese cat I see
 Bolt Vanderhuge: someone on DeviantArt just creamed
 Sage: Looking a bit vulpine, there.
Image 191619   07-16-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
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 ChubbyBuddy: @Warrax good thing they're unlimited
 apoxia: I wonder how long until they change it. Someone might need to leave a snarky note.
 Dr. Bathroom: Not so smart now, are ya?
 Warrax: Guess I'll just have to use a breadstick.
Image 191618   07-16-17   Uploaded by    pawsies
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