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258448  ignatz: Da-dum. Da-dum. Dumdumdumdum etc

258320  BavidDowie: Leaf me alone

257342  Mr Bleak: @Joseph You can't say that, it's like telling children "Santa is your dad in a fake beard".

258333  BavidDowie: This is too much

258336  BavidDowie: @clayjar yes, then yes

258337  BavidDowie: Solo! Solo!

258341  BavidDowie: Still a better love story than Twilight.

258436  mwoody: I can't tell; is your dog Extra Crispy or Original?

258367  BavidDowie: Who spilled the gasket basket?

258387  BavidDowie: @Knice No, it's snot.

258387  BavidDowie: Just high-quality licks

258398  BavidDowie: Muh boy Pumps always getting in trouble

258431  BavidDowie: What a pile Acrop

258398  Mad Collager: You are also responsible for heeling yourself.

258433  hajjpodge: @AlexDeLarge That's a trend that never went away.

258404  Mad Collager: Shoulda been an Alfa Romeo.

258433  Otterman: Heh heh. Nukular. George W was such a brilliant man.

258433  Otterman: Silly, we had the looming threat of nukular war in the 80s, too.

258433  AlexDeLarge: Don't forget casual racism

258405  Mad Collager: I bet in the future we'll have flying cars and teleportation!

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258178 Robespierre: @copunter Nah, gave that up for Lent 30 years ago and forgot to take it up again.

258190 antipatterns: The question is not do they reason, but can they suffer?

258337 BavidDowie: Solo! Solo!

258177 Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses

258143 E. HONDA: there's a lot to unpack here

258270 berlin: me too

258248 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Sorry about the sick family, but when you do visit, how about a quick meetup for a handshake and a double selfie for The Friendly Spaceship? I think that would be an AG first?

258272 Felicity: Excellent

258299 Bohab: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work

258378 Robespierre: @Spazstatic The average American's concept of "freedom" and "liberty" is becoming more divorced from reality by the day now. Thanks, Internet. BTW, the ferry's running late here.



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Score:
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 Beef Supreme: Why is this Borg outside of its maturation chamber prematurely?
 Scoo: I am Lo-Cutie of Borg
 wolfpk: We cyberneticly enhance babies. If you don't like it, to bad because resistance is futile.
 Whatever: The Borg finally realized they would have better luck assimilating planets if they were cute...
 scribbs: As if the eye ain't freaky enough, the tummy light is creeping me out.
 Winterneuro: @Warrax we are the Infants. resistance is futile.
 Warrax: I need your clothes, your boots, and your pacifier.
Image 191627   07-16-17   Uploaded by    winwolf
Score:
501
 
 Shay: @doggggggie Look his name up, he was the ultimate party animal of a golfer by drinking, smoking, and eating while playing golf.
 scribbs: @Ronick When I was a child, a red circle burned down our ranch and shot my dog. Don't get me started on red arrows!
 Ronick: @scribbs what you got against red circles with arrows
 doggggggie: Huh? @Shay...
 Air Biscuit: To stave of fatigue, he changed fonts with every bullet point.
 Niels Bohr: Burt Thomas wanted to be hardcore and his mom said you'd better be.
 Shay: The John Daly of power swimming.
 Warrax: I also draw a cool 100,000 smacks before Alex's footlights.
 scribbs: Oh, and Rad for not putting a big red circle with arrows.
 scribbs: My kind of hero.
Image 191626   07-16-17   Uploaded by    catsanddogs
Score:
809
 
Go on. Leave a comment. Just a short one, even.
Image 191625   07-16-17   Uploaded by    Peach
Score:
441
 
 scribbs: @dangerous dave Ah. Excellent point :-)
 dangerous dave: @scribbs He probably did, for the actual ceremony. This is just the staged photo for the benefit of Delta's share value. And I say, bully-bully.
 scribbs: Nice sentiment, but couldn't he have picked a cheapie off a department store rack?
Image 191624   07-16-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
307
 
 redmonkey3: @Niels Bohr - YAY MUSIC DORKERY!
 Niels Bohr: @Greek Fire and their choirs have badass basses. I'm a low bass by western standards. The oktavists of the Russian Orthodox choirs are a full octave lower./ music dorkery
 Greek Fire: Perks of Eastern Orthodoxy: all your priests look like fuckin' wizards.
 Yam: noot noot
Image 191623   07-16-17   Uploaded by    brutal
Score:
163
 
 WotGives: Is your girlfriend a bitch?
 Wet farts: So this is what they mean by dog and pony show?
 a robot: Fuck you if you do this shit to your dog. Dogs don't deserve this bullshit.
Image 191622   07-16-17   Uploaded by    night shift
Score:
126
 
 redmonkey3: @guest - i'm not 12 and i have zero clue
 guest: i'm 12, what is this?
 Bolt Vanderhuge: givin' em the old spicy mindfuck, eh @huskyboy? you rat.
Image 191621   07-16-17   Uploaded by    huskyboy
Score:
573
 
 madmax1: Hang the sense of it and keep yourself occupied
 Dr. Bathroom: Words to live, and eventually, die by.
 WaffleIron: Could this be three levels deep?
 FabricMan: Something about this one suggests it's a classic, but I can't put my finger on it...
Image 191620   07-16-17   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
Score:
704
 
 LKoroton: Maned Shiba
 Dr. Bathroom: If a pupper wore cute widdle feet, would he wear them like this? Yes he would! Yes he would. Uh wuzzah wuzzah wuzzah! *ridiculous cute noises*
 Ihminen: Gotten some fashion tips from a siamese cat I see
 Bolt Vanderhuge: someone on DeviantArt just creamed
 Sage: Looking a bit vulpine, there.
Image 191619   07-16-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
264
 
 ChubbyBuddy: @Warrax good thing they're unlimited
 apoxia: I wonder how long until they change it. Someone might need to leave a snarky note.
 Dr. Bathroom: Not so smart now, are ya?
 Warrax: Guess I'll just have to use a breadstick.
Image 191618   07-16-17   Uploaded by    pawsies
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