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257595  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

257594  Stom Premben: I definitely thought of doing this today

257574  a robot: wouldn't one take off one's merkin for sex

257578  a robot: @Amy Housewine *shoots you in wooden leg*

257582  a robot: .....that's a lime?

257562  Bohab: @Knice "Not again..." - Aggrojag

257584  Bohab: Will ferrel?

257569  Laree: Anything's dinner if you're brave enough.

257575  Laree: @Mexico chicken butt!!

257578  Amy Housewine: Drive is reg'lar walkin', not for fancy walkin'.

257582  Amy Housewine: No photoshop, just quality lemon my friend.

257572  Annoying Vegan : Right before Im going to bed, thanks a lot!

257583  Sadbot: Denver: Topped with the hacky weed jokes of every touring comedian

257581  tib gubb: where's your moustache?

257527  raditzu: I'm so busy at work, you have no idea!

257583  tib gubb: whaddya mean tacos ain't pizza? tacos is pizza!

257592  Dominus Umbrae: Obviously, the backmost one is the murderer.

257549  raditzu: A friend in need is a friend indeed.

257558  raditzu: Poor choices were made.

257572  raditzu: Jesus Fukking Christ!

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1. Mr. Shine
2. Robespierre
3. VeeKay
4. Knice
5. Not A Bot
6. Whatever
7. tib gubb
8. a robot
9. Amy Housewine
10. Yam



The top ten most commented-on images today:

257508 Whatever: I didnt know that the Teenage Ninja Turtles has an auntie

257301 Munkybut: That dude is 11 feet tall

257476 Spazstatic: @Shay Lemmy as in Motorhead? And God as in Godsmack, Lamb of God, Gojira, or Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult?

257468 Warrax: The Sinai Desert is full of hallucinogenic plants.

257558 raditzu: Poor choices were made.

257414 BavidDowie: @petepuma trunk is full of copies of 'The Grapes of Wrath.' Big Steinbeck buff.

257454 a robot: @Christina Yeah! #112748

257348 Urn BooUrn: @FabricMan It's a Dinghy!

257486 Jabberwikket: These raviolis look wiggly

257330 BavidDowie: Don't worry, just got a new blower



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Scoo uploaded 257414 (1301 points)
fakeplastic uploaded 257201 (915 points)
Fantasy uploaded 257364 (910 points)
pirate uploaded 257308 (904 points)
matos uploaded 257522 (847 points)
Vanna uploaded 257094 (844 points)
Snow Plow uploaded 257238 (822 points)
Side Boob uploaded 257416 (812 points)
McBomalds uploaded 257073 (796 points)
funy speling uploaded 257519 (795 points)
Annoying Vegan uploaded 257418 (781 points)
Chinese Buffet uploaded 257410 (778 points)
mark64 uploaded 257409 (768 points)
zoso uploaded 257475 (756 points)
Mr. Shine uploaded 257239 (753 points)


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 3. Annoying Vegan : 3171 points
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 5. Amy Housewine: 2780 points
 6. Side Boob: 2502 points
 7. WannaBee: 2466 points
 8. dangerkeith3000: 2405 points
 9. Scoo: 2196 points
10. Mr. Shine: 1998 points
11. CompletelyJoking: 1871 points
12. Sharkface: 1764 points
13. Hyphae: 1758 points
14. rip odb: 1663 points
15. RzK: 1628 points
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Score:
393
 
 Science: Someday I'm gonna write a book about Hazzard county insurance claims.
 wolfpk: That's the third time this week!
 Cami: TADAAA!
 Teechur: Classic Donnie Darko.
 Nope: 9 points
 scribbs: "To be fair, making your front yard into a sweet ramp is pretty much the working definition of an attractive nuisance. Case dismissed." *gavel slams*
 Sadbot: Embankments turn drunken property damage into hilarious drunken property damage.
 SunWukong: I wonder if I'll be held responsible for this?
Image 191576   07-16-17   Uploaded by    RalphyNoPants
Score:
281
 
 Vladimir Puta: @Ihminen Little white lies
 wolfpk: So, if it got in a wreck with blue, would you have green?
 Ihminen: @FabricMan Exactly
 FabricMan: @Ihminen #191545
 Amy Housewine: The townsfolk were quick to paint their accusations on the conscientious objector's lorry
 Ihminen: I swear there's next gonna be a picture of an actual yellow car and it will say teal or something
 UnknownSample: Tell me lies. Tell me sweet little lies.
 Warrax: -ish
 SunWukong: The future's bright.
Image 191575   07-16-17   Uploaded by    Ulillillia
Score:
311
 
 Unbathed: I gotta get out of the city once in a while.
Image 191574   07-16-17   Uploaded by    Wumph Morms
Score:
381
 
 ArchStanton: I guess that comma left home and never came back.
 Ulillillia: The hermit crab was just stepping out for cigarettes.
 SunWukong: Die then, I guess.
Image 191573   07-16-17   Uploaded by    blablabla
Score:
654
 
 SunWukong: If it spins, money will be no object.
 Zampano: want this coffee table to go with my GameCube shaped recliner
Image 191572   07-16-17   Uploaded by    gulpeg
Score:
258
 
 Shay: OOBE: Out of borkfer experience.
 SunWukong: What's that you say Lassies? Two Labradors have fucked up the other couch?
Image 191571   07-16-17   Uploaded by    amputator
Score:
234
 
 Bill Rye: at least it's not a ghost
 cenecia: Or do, I'm a piece of paper, not a cop.
 Bill Rye: at least it's not a ghost
 San DoDo: One ants please
 Sadbot: Don't try to keep me away from bonus crunchy protein.
 dangerous dave: *maybe*
 SunWukong: What is this...
Image 191570   07-16-17   Uploaded by    Murm Gungus
Score:
423
 
 Gomi Day: don't you wanna hang out with the bleach borkf, baby?
 Sadbot: My 7-year-old dog catfished a 44-year-old financial advisor but didn't get screenshots, so she is a bad dog.
Image 191569   07-16-17   Uploaded by    frenk
Score:
529
 
 Science: Also, there was a show called "Holliston" where Oderus is some guy's imaginary alien friend who lives in his closet. WHY DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS?
 Science: "It means we will annihilate and exterminate the human race and blow the planet into chunks, then float away into outer space where we belong. Of course, we say this every year, and every year we fail miserably."
 RiderFan: Fishnets belong on boats, not people...
 mrd0t: RIP Dave Brockie :(
 durian: Gwarbon Copy
 Jeffrat: Is that Sleazy P. Martini's office?
 Sadbot: Oderus Urungus is getting this office party lit
 scribbs: "LET MR. JENKINS SEE MY WRATH!"
 SunWukong: Grow up and put a tie on Greg.
Image 191568   07-16-17   Uploaded by    matos
Score:
193
 
 mrd0t: Hijinx is afoot
 scribbs: Oh, you.
Image 191567   07-16-17   Uploaded by    romangreek
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