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273088  VoR: Why is my tongue like velcro

273090  VoR: I know the comment before its posted. It is the sight.

273097  VoR: No duck cuts

273100  VoR: It is my birthday too

273080  xylophone: "Now I am King, Old Man!"

273107  sparename: "I? = Full"

273098  tib gubb: nanoo nanoo

273108  sparename: Not particularly relevant but... I feel that I have to share a phrase that I just came across:- "coordinated retweet farm"

273095  sparename: When you slam the tent door

273093  shwoarty: Better romance cover than either of the last ones

272801  Mr Bleak: Beauty of Angry Korea.

273051  TurkeyVultureTed: Let the wild rumpus begin!

273093  TurkeyVultureTed: California plates, natch'.

273098  Incubi: He's not from outer space. He's from Russia, he only works in outer space

273087  Murm Gungus: How is babby formed

273106  fishing: by Chuck Tingle

273106  majorchamp: This explains so much.

273017  tib gubb: what an asshole

273062  dobbiesdoogs: well, if the lycanthropy gene is dominant, there's still a one in four chance you don't get it

273095  Incubi: I bet Indiana Jones is in there

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273043 White Rice: @Prostata As he ventured through Walmart, numberous ondividuals inquired as to if the flowers he was carrying were to make amends with his girlfriend, or if they're for his girlfriend (not sure the double girlfriend stuff there). Firstly, he endeavors to please the ladies, not cause them ire. Secondly, the only girl of import to him is his daughter, and she will be the recipient of the flowers. If any person is of the belief he does anything to rectify relations with the ladies, they are sorely mistaken, as he just leaves if they become unhappy. Laugh my redneck ass off (I'm assuming that's what the R in lmRao is). That's it, more or less. Yay flowers for daughter, boo not fixing things if you mess up/taking responsibility in relationships.

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

272734 Throwbot: I imagine regular flavor tastes like beige

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

272918 Teechur: @Dr Awkward My wife and I are cracking up over here! She and I actually met online in 1994. We each took a leap of faith and 22 years of marriage later..... Criminally insane? Not criminally, anyway....

272815 Mr Bleak: Just because you *can* do something ...

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

272892 Peter Pantsless: @Hokie333 The show It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is on at that time, and their pub us called Paddy's as well. Just a little goof.

272774 Dr Awkward: Nah, we have a lot of locally own restaruants, shops, etc... that are those people's livelihood. We'll see how this all shakes out in a few years, but even at 15 dollars an hour, you're not buying a house here (out of town 2nd home owners, vacation rentals, and student housing makes that housing market crazy).



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not i spy uploaded 272641 (898 points)
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nclaw uploaded 272634 (836 points)
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Mr. Lizard uploaded 272627 (820 points)
brutal uploaded 272789 (799 points)
Remp Wulgus uploaded 272773 (784 points)
daver uploaded 272808 (783 points)
spacedawg uploaded 272642 (742 points)
Shay uploaded 272798 (739 points)
redpeepee uploaded 272760 (737 points)
Mexico uploaded 272595 (736 points)
flowers uploaded 272801 (723 points)
ashton uploaded 272742 (710 points)


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 3. Annoying Vegan : 2848 points
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 5. E. HONDA: 2635 points
 6. NoOneImportant: 2049 points
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10. daver: 1617 points
11. Remp Wulgus: 1569 points
12. Mexico: 1557 points
13. Shay: 1554 points
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15. Never AFK: 1495 points
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579
 
 wolfpk: Rocket says he's not a racoon. I think this proves what he really is.
 scribbs: Are you coming on to me?
Image 191552   07-16-17   Uploaded by    chelseachels
Score:
373
 
 tib gubb: blep
 scribbs: "It's his downward dog. He's always rubbing in how crappy I am at yoga."
Image 191551   07-16-17   Uploaded by    waaaaaat
Score:
109
 
 Teechur: @bug Aren't we all?
 mrd0t: Voted most likely to end up a meme.
 Shay: I like to believe he sharted his pants and everyone else smelled it.
 bug: I'm pretty sure their teacher is an evil wizard.
 Hosebag: Save some room for later, Augustus!
Image 191550   07-16-17   Uploaded by    KnifeySpooney
Score:
352
 
 Shay: Your move Longcat.
 mrd0t: @Mad Collager Catepede
 Amy Housewine: Just an average day in Cyriak's house.
 Ihminen: I find the uneven distribution of legs disturbing
 Mad Collager: You've centicat across the room.
 scribbs: "Oh, I love mittens, but it takes all day to pet her. On the plus side, her food is incredibly well digested."
 mrdiron: Noby Noby Boy was based on real life.
 SunWukong: Obvious CATerpillar comment is obvious.
 Ulillillia: FLOOOOOOFY FLOOOOOOFER
Image 191549   07-16-17   Uploaded by    maura
Score:
204
 
 Liar tuck: N ancy has a mascot put aside for me, for me, for me
 Dan Tagonistic: @SunWukong @Ulillillia Ulillillia no, it does not make me sad
 SunWukong: @Ulillillia Easy Rad, easy Bad, Does it make you sad?
 Ulillillia: Spare Aggronauts from this monstrosity
Image 191548   07-16-17   Uploaded by    kornisjon
Score:
333
 
 AceOfSpades: Its been years since I saw a Lynda Barry comic. I should still have /Down the Street/ somewhere
 ASTER: Dr Marlys is my favorite Undertale character.
Image 191547   07-16-17   Uploaded by    alex
Score:
196
 
 piranharama: Kung fuhrer
 Muncharito Beanworld: See: #191196
 p nut: Its just at an unfortunate angle--those are kung fu chops, not heils. This is the film school graduation ceremony where one of the professors wore his Surely Not Everybody Was Kung Fu Fighting t-shirt.
 SunWukong: Is that Jurgen Klopp?
 Winterneuro: What's with all the Hitler salutes?
 Ulillillia: I know that guacamole is extra
 Catcat: I imagine this to be hipster bullshit?
Image 191546   07-16-17   Uploaded by    Felicity
Score:
210
 
 kazzy94: I thought you had to pass the color blind part of the vision test to be a cab driver.
 nerdhulk: She's real fine, my 409...
 Air Biscuit: Pink: the yellow of reds
 Catcat: Colorblind cab.
 Wet farts: "Yellow"
Image 191545   07-16-17   Uploaded by    guccigucci
Score:
340
 
 scribbs: @Dreforian :-)
 Dreforian: @scribbs It is, it's just taking awhile.
 scribbs: I always thought H.M.S. Noodles was a British destroyer.
 Scoo: We sail the seven tiny seas on the HMS Noodle!
 Catcat: For hamster students
Image 191544   07-16-17   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
186
 
 Sadbot: Good morning, now it's time to Bird Up!
 SunWukong: @Air Biscuit Download "Warblr" and give us an update?
 Air Biscuit: I have a bird near my house that all day and night goes "lo-lo-lo-lok" and its the weirdest call and i dont know what it is.
 Ulillillia: Wild parrots in the city, squawkin' loud and lookin' pretty
Image 191543   07-16-17   Uploaded by    chunk norris
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