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238131  itskando: Son of Billy-Mays here, and I'm going to sell YOU a Sham-BOW-WOW!

238131  itskando: I have no idea what I'm doing.

238129  itskando: The Darjeeling Limited and Isle of Dogs mash-up coming along.

238129  Mr. Whiskers: Im from Maryland, btw, I just remember singing "the despot's heel is on thy shore" as a kid without realizing the "despot" was the US government

238129  Mr. Whiskers: I was about to start writing the Maryland state anthem before I remembered it's a confederate battle hymn

238120  Ulillillia: Ha ha cute, so no point wasting my time coming here

238129  Teechur: A posse of lads in plaid!

238124  Mr. Whiskers: Since the signature says its "Imanas Hoal", Im going with fake

238114  Not A Bot: Oh snap, now I need one of these.

238132  Mexico: I'll do it, but because I want to be the end boss of the cemetery I'm buried in.

238133  glenalec: Nope, they generally just bump the crappy bits forward to compensate.

238136  glenalec: The guys on production line 18 have been doing that for years!

237992  Snow Plow: @Robespierre Looool

238125  itskando
238125  itskando: In the third panel, he's balls and naked. The dog remains the same

238112  wolfpk: Yahoo is the only one of those that is still seriously active. (I don't count AOL as seriously active)

238123  Ulillillia: @WTF "Grab them by the..."

238115  wolfpk: What Chewy should have done.

238123  WTF: Either those are tiny hands or that's a huge...

238124  charlemagne: is normandale a college for opticians

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9. funny in the wall
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237968 fanny: @Annoying Vegan i just scrolled the link you sent, absolutely stunning cakes! The Breaking Bad ones are incredible!!

238015 BavidDowie: Norte Dame: Home of the Figthing Irish

237950 Sadbot: @grizzly No bravery, I was around for the heyday of and stileproject. I fight for the living, as I'm already dead.

237987 Ulillillia: 1997...yeah, I would been all right with technology stopping there. Though dealing with only physical media was a pain.

238075 antipatterns: Lol the dude who invented the Cherokee language basically did it alone in his house and everyone in the village thought he was crazy. Took him years and multiple attempts with ideograms and others to devise the modern 86 character Cherokee language. Wild story.

238024 well duh: Unfortunately, this happens regularly with large horned or antlered animals; reindeer are especially susceptible.

238029 Side Boob: They increased the horsepower by removing the turn signals.

238038 glenalec: vv Ewwww. That didn't come out right at all :-(

237928 funny in the wall: gelato is the only food in italy worth eating, i'd eat that tower

238048 Christina: A side quest awaits you.

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 7. a robot: 2544 points
 8. Taters: 2216 points
 9. bookcase: 2073 points
10. PygmyGremlin: 2025 points
11. Dresdenkeogh: 2012 points
12. caesar: 2012 points
13. Yurishiro: 1934 points
14. barfolomew: 1868 points
15. deadwombat: 1783 points
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 Cheesecake: @RalphyNoPants woooooo
 XLY: Soon
 Cami: Familiar.
 Unbathed: Problem, officer?
Image 191516   07-16-17   Uploaded by    manlyman
 Felicity: A Knit at the Opera
 Science: One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.
 Cami: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! I guess that takes in most of you...
 brian greene: lydia oh lydia!
 sparename: Crocho Marx?
 Amy Housewine: "Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read."
Image 191515   07-16-17   Uploaded by    sir toke a lot
 grizzly: @Amy Housewine At least you can read a book there.
 Amy Housewine: Instructions unclear, sandwich caught outside of box.
Image 191514   07-16-17   Uploaded by    breadtoaster
 Science: @SomeCanadian: Or cat!
 SomeCanadian: @Science Well that situation (and pupper) are long gone. I'll remember that next time I see something suspect coming out of a dogs anus though.
 Science: @SomeCanadian: Never pull it out. Just trim it off and let the rest come out naturally. You can cause damage by pulling string or anything else out. I know it's gross and counter intuitive, but it's what you gotta do.
 Niels Bohr: @SomeCanadian Ta Da!
 SomeCanadian: Once my dog ate all the stuffing out of a stuffed animal. Two days later she managed to poop out a tuft of fluff and I had to extract the rest. It was like some sort of weird, anal hankercheif magic trick.
 SomeCanadian: Once my dog ate all the stuffing out of a stuffed animal. Two days later she managed to poop out a tuft of fluff and I had to extract the rest. It was like some sort of weird, anal hankercheif magic trick.
 mrwiffler: @Amy Housewine Hairy Houdini.
 Amy Housewine: Harry Houndini will amaze the audience by escaping before it fills up with green fluff.
Image 191513   07-16-17   Uploaded by    tane
 Hosebag: Helloooo Dali...
 Christina: Now, kiss.
 Amy Housewine: Dual of the nerve grips.
Image 191512   07-16-17   Uploaded by    Warrax
 Bu7Z: Henry?
 WTF: Better was Kid from Kid 'n Play.
Image 191511   07-16-17   Uploaded by    EndlessVanity
Image 191510 is unbelievably bad (score -5) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Mumbo Dingus. We'll pray for you, Mumbo Dingus.
 Amy Housewine: @SomeCanadian No, she's actually very clever etc etc.
 SomeCanadian: Is your girlfriend an idiom? @Amy Housewine
 SomeCanadian: Neither will most of us. But here we are. @ChubbyBuddy
 Amy Housewine: @ChubbyBuddy I think we backed the right horse over here. Spacehorse, even. Spacegirlfriend.
 ChubbyBuddy: @Amy Housewine thats dumb, iron will never survive reentry
 Volwen: Eat liver instead
 Amy Housewine: appears to be a less friendly spaceship than this one, but it is rich in iron.
Image 191509   07-16-17   Uploaded by    earl
 Horatio: I feel especially called out right now. Called out and crumby.
 Scoo: That boy's alright
 Shay: A.K.A. How I spend my weekends.
 Amy Housewine: This is the catatonic state that Bobby fell into when he learned that a narrow urethra was an inherited condition.
 scribbs: Yup.
Image 191508   07-16-17   Uploaded by    PornoPedler
 WTF: Literal twinkle toes
 Ronick: Bowling shoe anti theft
 SomeCanadian: Stylish AND practical!
 karmakat: work and party shelf?
Image 191507   07-16-17   Uploaded by    propro
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