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257903  some guy : Receiver?!? I just met her!

257970  WannaBee: The Liar, the Corpse and the Wardrobe.

257971  bug: Sure, Geico *could* save you 15%... or it could cost you 15%...

257975  bug: Dangit, I've got a watermark on my potatoes. Honey, I told you to get royalty free foods only!

255552  Mr Bleak: @Off Topic Can I suggest Colonel Sherman T Potter from MASH? Not related, but a father figure none the less.

257977  bug: Once we fill these adorable kittens with nitro, the Germans won't know what hit em!

257969  bug: *sing this to the Pokemon theme song*

257923  VoR: Amazon stop

257966  Scoo: MMMMWAH! (chef kiss)

257969  Scoo: You'll enjoy your hot gay sex better sober, anyway

257946  Not A Bot: idk about those hammer pants tho

257961  fanny: when your pop-up phobias become reality

257967  fanny: rude!

257968  fanny: Im not sure if its all in my mind but my news sites do seem to be loading slower these days...

257966  Off Topic: Isn't that how egg drop soup is made?

257960  VoR: @Scoo it doesn't turn on the stroke of midnight?

257962  VoR: World of war craft at 35

257963  VoR: Out of sight out of mind in my tummy

257964  VoR: Pop up is my phobia

257963  TurkeyVulture: Pop up book of phobias.

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The top ten most commented-on images today:

257724 tib gubb: that explains so much

257855 UltraBeverly: Aw, I remember the Insane Clown Posse bus parked in front right before it was torn down. Sniff...

257760 jazzjunkie: It seemed like a good idea at the time.

257772 DrNinjaman: There's a survey on the back. If you fill it out you get $10 your next dress rental

257787 some guy : This image is upside-down.

257947 Off Topic: I guess I've never seen a truely sexy person before since I've never seen someone covered in sexwebs.

257825 werterland: This alligator is on a strict son-only diet. Please, no daughters.

257686 tib gubb: heck yes

257890 Robespierre: Looks more like a miracle from Battlebots to me

257824 DrNinjaman: Damn it Spock, I'm a doc!



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 shark: @Felicity #191546
 Cami: You weren't there, man. You weren't there...
 Scoo: You weren't there! You don't know how it was!
 Teechur: Well, it only looked like I was. That's just how I dance. I'm sorry you had to see that.
 Warrax: Fuck you, shirt. You don't know.
 BavidDowie: They were. And don't call me "Shirley."
 Ihminen: @Felicity hopefully it will let you upload it! Sounds like fun
 Disclosure: Ha! When my friend graduated from film school, one of his teachers was wearing this shirt at the graduation ceremony. He posed for a photo with everyone behind him doing kung fu poses. I should see if friendly spaceship will let me upload that.
 tib gubb: this shirt might as well say "hey i am a noob"
 Greifer: You are wrong
Image 191196   07-14-17   Uploaded by    redbranch
Score:
543
 
 Niels Bohr: Now *I* can find the Froot Loops
 tib gubb: this makes so much sense.
 Spazstatic: Toucan play at that game! *Rips off human's face*
Image 191195   07-14-17   Uploaded by    Pizza
Score:
217
 
 Science: Well, I do now.
 Scoo: Ass-per-sand
 jochenau: Hey, it could also be a woman dragging her butt across the floor!
 tib gubb: dad... please...
 Spazstatic: It's called an ampersand
 Knice: The dankest of macros.
Image 191194   07-14-17   Uploaded by    Remp Wulgus
Score:
371
 
 Cami: @Spazstatic Glute stretch?
 Annoying Vegan : DadPantCon2017.jpg
 Ulillillia: @Felicity Though you ride on the wheels of tomorrow, you still wander the fields of your sorrow
 Ihminen: I see this picture as i am sitting like that browsing this site on my phone...
 seahawks: Three (maybe four) generations of generic 21st-century guy
 tib gubb: where's the macho man when you really need him?
 Spazstatic: Wait, @mom, are you looking at other dads?!
 Spazstatic: Why are their knees so high?
 piranharama: "Hellooooo hellooooo hellooooooo"
Image 191193   07-14-17   Uploaded by    mom
Score:
74
 
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Image 191192   07-14-17   Uploaded by    elmstreet
Score:
191
 
 Aemuli: "smoke weed e're day!" Never mind, we've decided to keep everything illegal.
 Knice: Spaceship timely!
Image 191191   07-14-17   Uploaded by    uncannie
Score:
339
 
 Cami: There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a cat in the depths of a catnip binge.
 Scoo: My friend's cat used to lie like this (on his own, unsupported). We called him "Anatomy Cat" when he did.
 tib gubb: i'm a cat that's haf right now...
 SomeCanadian: SAVE MEEEE!!!
 ASTER: Inmate.
Image 191190   07-14-17   Uploaded by    canada
Score:
156
 
 Warrax: Can I get one that says "Outmate?"
 Wet farts: I wot m8?
 SomeCanadian: Inmate?!? I barely the mate!
 Teechur: That's the next logical step after inhouse and inbed.
Image 191189   07-14-17   Uploaded by    uncannie
Score:
563
 
 raditzu: Bahubaali
 Prostata: i told you it was elephants all the way down
 Kim: I want to climb this so bad.
 tib gubb: mount tuskmore
 Urn BooUrn: Why, yes. His name is Atlas.
Image 191188   07-14-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
391
 
 Horatio: Where do I get my pamphlet?
 SpaceCow: For those of us willing to convert to cyborgs and, eventually, machines, this means we will win.
 Warrax: I for one welcome our new @a robot and @Sadbot overlords.
 Ihminen: Mankind redefined... beware of MIT in the next 100 or so years
 tib gubb: as long as their win is my win, this is acceptable.
 SomeCanadian: Eh. As long as they keep my consciousness alive in a simulated world while they do unspeakable things to my meat-body, I'm cool.
 bug: Terminator 4
Image 191187   07-14-17   Uploaded by    Weedheart
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