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268156  mammal883: Tacky... At least on one side...

268120  VeeKay: #just cat things

268135  Teechur: @SunWukong I love doing the Bad that pushes one into Oblivion.

268141  Felicity: There's a store I drive past every week called the Neuterhead Ace of Spayeds

268138  Teechur: My folks have wonky silverware similar to this. The handles are really heavy and they ALWAYS fall when I carry my dish to the sink. I'm going to start bringing my own silverware with me when I visit.

268145  Felicity: Trump looks better than usual. I don't dig the cornrows on Bush. Obama would look cool with a mohawk, but I'm not sure about the top knot.

268151  Eleftheros: Notice me senpai!

268155  wolfpk: LSD, Bath Salts or Shrooms? (All the above is also a possibility)

268152  Felicity: Some ideas about the health of kittens

268146  VeeKay: Good shag baby

268169  chemical: Might need a new Axel

268156  Felicity: Homemade 7 of 9 cosplay

268155  Not A Bot: Soylent clothing?

268155  Ihminen: Ful, losei Dovahkiin? Zu'u koraav nid nol dov do hi.

268156  ignatz: Hey, not that kind of tug!

268155  fanny: I've read that dragons love tacos

268156  ignatz: One tug and it's all off..

268156  ignatz: Depilation intensifies..

268158  ignatz: The black bars are still winning tho..

268164  ignatz: never know when you'll need to pick your way out of ZipLok handcuffs..

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267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...

267978 Side Boob: @ChubbyBuddy lol @ internet communists who can't defend their argument except by attacking others or the dreaded 'NO U' defense.

267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

268108 a robot: I love everything about this

267988 Bluetocracy: What a RADiant city. All that old iron gives it so much character.

267949 WannaBee: It's the Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster! The head of the church has been dubbed the 'ministeroni'. They are legally recognized in New Zealand and can perform weddings.

268039 Spazstatic: I've heard of being "all thumbs" but this is ridiculous!

267859 tib gubb: jorge lucazo

267916 Peter Pantsless: @Felicity that's perfect listening for space truckin' in Elite: Dangerous. I'll bet fellow CMDR @Spazstatic would agree

267839 Felicity: Also, the correct spelling of the laugh is "hee hee"



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 shark: @Felicity #191546
 Cami: You weren't there, man. You weren't there...
 Scoo: You weren't there! You don't know how it was!
 Teechur: Well, it only looked like I was. That's just how I dance. I'm sorry you had to see that.
 Warrax: Fuck you, shirt. You don't know.
 BavidDowie: They were. And don't call me "Shirley."
 Ihminen: @Felicity hopefully it will let you upload it! Sounds like fun
 Disclosure: Ha! When my friend graduated from film school, one of his teachers was wearing this shirt at the graduation ceremony. He posed for a photo with everyone behind him doing kung fu poses. I should see if friendly spaceship will let me upload that.
 tib gubb: this shirt might as well say "hey i am a noob"
 Greifer: You are wrong
Image 191196   07-14-17   Uploaded by    redbranch
Score:
543
 
 Niels Bohr: Now *I* can find the Froot Loops
 tib gubb: this makes so much sense.
 Spazstatic: Toucan play at that game! *Rips off human's face*
Image 191195   07-14-17   Uploaded by    Pizza
Score:
217
 
 Science: Well, I do now.
 Scoo: Ass-per-sand
 jochenau: Hey, it could also be a woman dragging her butt across the floor!
 tib gubb: dad... please...
 Spazstatic: It's called an ampersand
 Knice: The dankest of macros.
Image 191194   07-14-17   Uploaded by    Remp Wulgus
Score:
371
 
 Cami: @Spazstatic Glute stretch?
 Annoying Vegan : DadPantCon2017.jpg
 Ulillillia: @Felicity Though you ride on the wheels of tomorrow, you still wander the fields of your sorrow
 Ihminen: I see this picture as i am sitting like that browsing this site on my phone...
 seahawks: Three (maybe four) generations of generic 21st-century guy
 tib gubb: where's the macho man when you really need him?
 Spazstatic: Wait, @mom, are you looking at other dads?!
 Spazstatic: Why are their knees so high?
 piranharama: "Hellooooo hellooooo hellooooooo"
Image 191193   07-14-17   Uploaded by    mom
Score:
74
 
COMMENT HERE. Make up a fake name or leave it blank.
Image 191192   07-14-17   Uploaded by    elmstreet
Score:
191
 
 Aemuli: "smoke weed e're day!" Never mind, we've decided to keep everything illegal.
 Knice: Spaceship timely!
Image 191191   07-14-17   Uploaded by    uncannie
Score:
339
 
 Cami: There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a cat in the depths of a catnip binge.
 Scoo: My friend's cat used to lie like this (on his own, unsupported). We called him "Anatomy Cat" when he did.
 tib gubb: i'm a cat that's haf right now...
 SomeCanadian: SAVE MEEEE!!!
 ASTER: Inmate.
Image 191190   07-14-17   Uploaded by    canada
Score:
156
 
 Warrax: Can I get one that says "Outmate?"
 Wet farts: I wot m8?
 SomeCanadian: Inmate?!? I barely the mate!
 Teechur: That's the next logical step after inhouse and inbed.
Image 191189   07-14-17   Uploaded by    uncannie
Score:
563
 
 raditzu: Bahubaali
 Prostata: i told you it was elephants all the way down
 Kim: I want to climb this so bad.
 tib gubb: mount tuskmore
 Urn BooUrn: Why, yes. His name is Atlas.
Image 191188   07-14-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
391
 
 Horatio: Where do I get my pamphlet?
 SpaceCow: For those of us willing to convert to cyborgs and, eventually, machines, this means we will win.
 Warrax: I for one welcome our new @a robot and @Sadbot overlords.
 Ihminen: Mankind redefined... beware of MIT in the next 100 or so years
 tib gubb: as long as their win is my win, this is acceptable.
 SomeCanadian: Eh. As long as they keep my consciousness alive in a simulated world while they do unspeakable things to my meat-body, I'm cool.
 bug: Terminator 4
Image 191187   07-14-17   Uploaded by    Weedheart
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