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268369  Eleftheros: @Nope I legitimately thought it was ice cream.

268387  Kaviri: Anthony Fantano

268380  Korrok: Korrok approves.

268386  lecj07: @wordjones A naked dude fighting off a bunch of toddlers. Or, a naked baby juggler realizing he wasn't ready to try the under the leg toss.

268393  WetWilly: Mmmmmbloooom

268386  TurkeyVultureTed: @wordjones it's the statue at the U.S. I.C.E. headquarters.

268384  Side Boob: Everyone knows. Its not a secret.

268345  Side Boob: Good thing zombies dont exist.

268346  Side Boob: They seem nice.

268373  Zaxxoff: they still park like assholes

268358  Side Boob: Hemingway cats are the best.

268380  Zaxxoff: accurate if you own a weather dominator

268379  a robot: good friends serve as each other's butt pillow

268365  Not A Bot: letters or liters? I'll let you decide!

268381  Zaxxoff: yeah, but that was like 18 years ago.. and can you really be sure it was even tom hanks or just a guy that looked like tom hanks?

268282  Rocky XLVII: @AlexDeLarge me also

268359  Mad Collager: Oh Braille No!

268376  NoRagrets: If a tree falls and lacks the ability to scream, would it try anyway?

268363  WTF: Mupboob

268373  WTF: I still don't see it.

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268282 Rocky XLVII: @AlexDeLarge me also

268265 BavidDowie: Benereal Diseases

268318 Gomi Day: HEAR ANY GOOD JOKES, LATELY?!

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

268233 Spazstatic: Hah, her shirt says "aero"

268056 Micro Jackson: Fresh charges

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

268224 Mexico: @Eleftheros Perfect Blue by Satoshi Kon. It's very good.

268264 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.

268039 Spazstatic: I've heard of being "all thumbs" but this is ridiculous!



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Score:
335
 
 copunter: POTTY CANNON
 addend: After a few beers, Billy got up and headed to the men's room. Boy, was he in for a surprise.
 El hefe: HAPPEE BIRTHDAY!
 Catcat: "Don't stall! Urine the right place for a golden birthday. It will be a relief to avoid the usual shit."
 SunWukong: Have a piss up.
 FabricMan: Blow out the candles on your urinal cake and make a wish!
Image 191145   07-14-17   Uploaded by    Father Goose
Score:
632
 
 Kim: Food time?
 Alaskan: Strong enough for a human, but made for a cat
 mission2mars: I guess it was the cat got toilet paper for its birthday...at the urinal.
 Urn BooUrn: Dog did it.
 Scoo: Cat saw "Ultra Strong" as a challenge to his pride
 tib gubb: i saveded you some
 DOW: Look! It's the "I Didn't Do It" cat!
Image 191144   07-14-17   Uploaded by    The Dog Dies
Score:
263
 
 Mr Bleak: @El Barto It's shopped - it's a face swap.
 Jotun: John C Reilly and his doggo
 fatman: Kinda looks like Gale Betticher from Brekaing Bad
 El Barto: I do declare! This looks like a human holding a dog. Who ever saw such a thing?
 Back Door Dan: C'mon @RalphyNoPants, say it, say it, say it, say it...
Image 191143   07-14-17   Uploaded by    yawgmoth
Image 191142 is unbelievably bad (score -8) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Chaplin. You have brought shame on us, Chaplin.
Image 191141 is unbelievably bad (score -2) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by ssignature. You have brought shame on us, ssignature.
Score:
351
 
 Theimposter: Its worse. They're hagfish. Like eels with extra Lovecraft.
 Hosebag: @Niels Bohr oh...my...god...
 Niels Bohr: The eels on the bus go round and round.
 Hosebag: Anyone who drives on the Washington beltway would not even take notice of this.
 Air Biscuit: So thats why traffic was bad. I thought it was all the fires.
 El Barto: Seven years later the asphalt still smells rank. Finding an alternate route is recommended for the next decade.
 burritos: They need to put a weir out there to stop such madness from happening.
 tib gubb: EELS!
 Mr. Butt: my hovercraft is no longer full of eels
 fanny: the good news is i wanted eels!
 Science: Oh FFS - Amazon Prime said I'd get these at the house by 4pm today. What am I going to do now? Go to Wal-Mart and pick up some slime-eels that have been sitting on the shelves for a week, all while being touched by snotty kids? Damn it!
 Amy Housewine: Eel suicide swarm missions are increasingly common, and rarely successful.
 sparename: or is it an Elverolet?
 sparename: "Hey Jim, you got a new set of eels?"
Image 191140   07-14-17   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
Score:
398
 
 jayjay: I think I have the Jack Kirby comic of this
 BavidDowie: Quick! Meditation contest... now!!
 El Barto: @Mr. Butt I haven't seen it but regardless I like your attitude! If you like a thing, that's cool. I used to live with a woman who didn't like anything. She was depressing as heck. So you liking a thing is rad! :D Also, I've seen a few butts in my time and I'm a great fan. Should I be asking your permisdion if I ever meet a butt I want to marry? I want to respect your traditions @Mr. Butt.
 Mr. Butt: i liked Prometheus, everyone can fuck the heck off
Image 191139   07-14-17   Uploaded by    Prefuse
Score:
156
 
 mrmaestro: Due to gravitational time dilation the interior of the Earth is slightly younger than the exterior, and has been rotating at a slower rate. Youd look like that too if that happened to you
 El Barto: So are carbon emissions.
 Amy Housewine: Nigh, I tells ya.
 Aemuli: Yall's end is nigh - I'll be fine in a few millennia, shitlords
 Ulillillia: We get it
Image 191138   07-14-17   Uploaded by    Wumph Morms
Score:
387
 
 Air Biscuit: Rubber was a good movie.
 Wet farts: I'm sure I've done my part to add to this pile
 El Barto: *sigh* The ol' tyre mine. My PopPop used to work one of those. At the end of each working day he'd find tiny lego tyres in his pockets and sometimes boots or gloves.
 tiffany: "Where's the fire?"
 space: *Single tear runs down cheek. "Do yourself a favor. Don't turn around"
 tib gubb: i'm sure it smells wonderful
 Greifer: Needs a match
 SunWukong: Long and tyring road.
Image 191137   07-14-17   Uploaded by    Stephen Milkmus
Image 191136 is unbelievably bad (score 0) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Gonzo. Boo, Gonzo.
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