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258321  well duh: Who the hell is 2wicked?

258357  well duh: Horse sneezes in 3...2...1...

258380  Solemn: Hey, baby

258378  Lantry: and you can't take that away

258378  Lantry: cause the flag still stands for misogyny

258378  Lantry: amd defend her still today

258378  Lantry: so I'll gladly stand up, next to you

258378  Lantry: who gave that right to me

258378  Lantry: and i won't forget the men (and women) who died

258378  Lantry: where at least i know I'm free

258378  Lantry: and I'm proud to be an American

258337  Joseph: Resistance Is Futile.

258381  Knice: Do you get to say that you're a published writer if you do this? Otherwise, why?

258386  Knice: Yeah, no.

258387  Knice: "Is it me? It tastes like me."

258388  Knice: Just high-quality sticks, my friendf.

258304  dangerkeith3000: HA

258313  dangerkeith3000: This is how it should be.

258373  Solemn: Engage in coital relations with members of the female persuasion, collect currency specific to the country of residence.

258327  dangerkeith3000: I don't like this photograph.

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258103 Jaunty Shrimp: Your arms r 2 big

258337 Joseph: Resistance Is Futile.

258129 tib gubb: @Wooden Spoon women thinking things, that's hilarious

258190 antipatterns: The question is not do they reason, but can they suffer?

258248 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Sorry about the sick family, but when you do visit, how about a quick meetup for a handshake and a double selfie for The Friendly Spaceship? I think that would be an AG first?

258143 E. HONDA: there's a lot to unpack here

258111 Annoying Vegan : This is wasteful.

258106 RiderFan: @Scoo Says you.

258178 Robespierre: @copunter Nah, gave that up for Lent 30 years ago and forgot to take it up again.

258177 Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses



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Score:
335
 
 copunter: POTTY CANNON
 addend: After a few beers, Billy got up and headed to the men's room. Boy, was he in for a surprise.
 El hefe: HAPPEE BIRTHDAY!
 Dr Awkward: "Don't stall! Urine the right place for a golden birthday. It will be a relief to avoid the usual shit."
 SunWukong: Have a piss up.
 FabricMan: Blow out the candles on your urinal cake and make a wish!
Image 191145   07-14-17   Uploaded by    Father Goose
Score:
632
 
 Kim: Food time?
 Alaskan: Strong enough for a human, but made for a cat
 mission2mars: I guess it was the cat got toilet paper for its birthday...at the urinal.
 Urn BooUrn: Dog did it.
 Scoo: Cat saw "Ultra Strong" as a challenge to his pride
 tib gubb: i saveded you some
 DOW: Look! It's the "I Didn't Do It" cat!
Image 191144   07-14-17   Uploaded by    The Dog Dies
Score:
263
 
 Mr Bleak: @El Barto It's shopped - it's a face swap.
 Jotun: John C Reilly and his doggo
 fatman: Kinda looks like Gale Betticher from Brekaing Bad
 El Barto: I do declare! This looks like a human holding a dog. Who ever saw such a thing?
 Back Door Dan: C'mon @RalphyNoPants, say it, say it, say it, say it...
Image 191143   07-14-17   Uploaded by    yawgmoth
Image 191142 is unbelievably bad (score -8) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Chaplin. You have brought shame on us, Chaplin.
Image 191141 is unbelievably bad (score -2) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by ssignature. You have brought shame on us, ssignature.
Score:
351
 
 Theimposter: Its worse. They're hagfish. Like eels with extra Lovecraft.
 Hosebag: @Niels Bohr oh...my...god...
 Niels Bohr: The eels on the bus go round and round.
 Hosebag: Anyone who drives on the Washington beltway would not even take notice of this.
 Air Biscuit: So thats why traffic was bad. I thought it was all the fires.
 El Barto: Seven years later the asphalt still smells rank. Finding an alternate route is recommended for the next decade.
 burritos: They need to put a weir out there to stop such madness from happening.
 tib gubb: EELS!
 Mr. Butt: my hovercraft is no longer full of eels
 fanny: the good news is i wanted eels!
 Science: Oh FFS - Amazon Prime said I'd get these at the house by 4pm today. What am I going to do now? Go to Wal-Mart and pick up some slime-eels that have been sitting on the shelves for a week, all while being touched by snotty kids? Damn it!
 Amy Housewine: Eel suicide swarm missions are increasingly common, and rarely successful.
 sparename: or is it an Elverolet?
 sparename: "Hey Jim, you got a new set of eels?"
Image 191140   07-14-17   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
Score:
398
 
 jayjay: I think I have the Jack Kirby comic of this
 BavidDowie: Quick! Meditation contest... now!!
 El Barto: @Mr. Butt I haven't seen it but regardless I like your attitude! If you like a thing, that's cool. I used to live with a woman who didn't like anything. She was depressing as heck. So you liking a thing is rad! :D Also, I've seen a few butts in my time and I'm a great fan. Should I be asking your permisdion if I ever meet a butt I want to marry? I want to respect your traditions @Mr. Butt.
 Mr. Butt: i liked Prometheus, everyone can fuck the heck off
Image 191139   07-14-17   Uploaded by    Prefuse
Score:
156
 
 mrmaestro: Due to gravitational time dilation the interior of the Earth is slightly younger than the exterior, and has been rotating at a slower rate. Youd look like that too if that happened to you
 El Barto: So are carbon emissions.
 Amy Housewine: Nigh, I tells ya.
 Aemuli: Yall's end is nigh - I'll be fine in a few millennia, shitlords
 Ulillillia: We get it
Image 191138   07-14-17   Uploaded by    Wumph Morms
Score:
387
 
 Air Biscuit: Rubber was a good movie.
 Wet farts: I'm sure I've done my part to add to this pile
 El Barto: *sigh* The ol' tyre mine. My PopPop used to work one of those. At the end of each working day he'd find tiny lego tyres in his pockets and sometimes boots or gloves.
 tiffany: "Where's the fire?"
 Dr Awkward: *Single tear runs down cheek. "Do yourself a favor. Don't turn around"
 tib gubb: i'm sure it smells wonderful
 Greifer: Needs a match
 SunWukong: Long and tyring road.
Image 191137   07-14-17   Uploaded by    Stephen Milkmus
Image 191136 is unbelievably bad (score 0) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Gonzo. Your image was bad, Gonzo.
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