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268911  hajjpodge: My dad could imitate him perfectly. And being true to dad form, he did it very often.

268907  Yam: @ThoughtlessGentleman Unexpectedly is so much better than expectedly in this case

268919  peeper: Bobby's what?

268919  Pickle Dick: Got-dangit Bobby

268919  sandwiches: Bobby's can't actually do this.

268919  Sharkface: dont tread on my purse!

268918  nimbus: Amazing grandmotherstantine

268305  Science: @a robot: You can't find that shit! I don't know what's going one, but there is no official outlet for the old Looney Tunes cartoons. Even YouTube is pretty much a desert. It's really sad.

268907  ThoughtlessGentleman: "I just shat myself unexpectedly."

268376  Science: @tib gubb: "Distress signal" implies the grass is giving a warning. That smell is the release of chemicals that seal up the cut portion of the plant. That's it. Plants don't have a brain or central nervous system, and therefore, cannot feel pain. They can produce a response to stimuli, but that isn't the same as responding to pain.

268386  Science: @wordjones: "Man Attacked by Babies." It's in Oslo. There are a LOT of weird naked statues in that park.

268903  FabricMan: If it looks like that, you might have dia-BEE-tes

268417  Science: Adam didn't get a job, because employers saw this billboard stunt and immediately determined he makes bad financial decisions.

267848  Mr Bleak: You're a Wizard @Albo Grungus! Now fuck off to Hogwarts.

268903  MrBoffo: Oooohhh - got it down to 1

268535  Science: It does there too. They just cut that off and sell the rest to you.

268878  Shay: Good thing that dog is covered by Aflac.

268899  Shay: DENTAL PLAN

268903  Shay: How?

268904  Shay: Is that Penn?

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268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268610 snipdawg: @WannaBee hug

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268497 Scoo: murica.jpg

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity

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10. ChubbyBuddy: 1553 points
11. dangerkeith3000: 1543 points
12. poetrysucks: 1535 points
13. frenk: 1527 points
14. MrBoffo: 1514 points
15. wolfskin: 1451 points
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 BavidDowie: Initially saw Ahnold, thought "It's not a coolah."
 piranharama: 25L kegs off to the side there, I approve of everything going on here.
 Ulillillia: @Dr Awkward Where they keep the champagne
 SunWukong: @Dr Awkward Thank. You.
 msmstud: @Dr Awkward -- THANK YOU.
 crunchymush: Christopher walk-in cooler
Image 191130   07-14-17   Uploaded by    guccigucci
 Jason Steak: He went through hell in the war
 Butcherboy: His U2 was shot down over Russia
 jayjay: He;s thinking about thos Trumps.
 Cami: He's had it with your crap.
Image 191129   07-14-17   Uploaded by    MylesX
 hajjpodge: What kind of tortoise is this?
 Amy Housewine: Sad because someone stole his pirate eyepatch.
 meh: "I'm poopin' on ur cowch"
 Alaskan: Wat'choo lookin' at, foo'?
 SunWukong: Pensive Floof.
Image 191128   07-14-17   Uploaded by    caesar
 Borp Mento: @Judge Bread *(nod* That adds up. The parts I can read say home and chewing gum.
 kornisjon: Foiled again.
 Judge Bread: My japanese isn't great but it seems to be saying NOT to throw your gum away at home. Maybe someone was mad at Superman.
 magicmormon: Hmm. Kryptogum's pink. Who woulda thought?
Image 191127   07-14-17   Uploaded by    Sharkface
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 fakeusername: wyd after you smoke this
 Annoying Vegan : We need to take global warming seriously.
 Side Boob: The old hot foot!
 LKoroton: Run like a cartoon!
 LKoroton: Run like a cartoon!
Image 191126   07-14-17   Uploaded by    cakefizzle
 Mad Collager: People with glass microscopes shouldn't grow stoned.
 Uncle Phil: But why does it have a dick?
 SunWukong: Only magnifies at x420
 Cami: No science will get done today.
 Prostata: and the award for most ridiculous yet rad bong goes to...
Image 191125   07-14-17   Uploaded by    guccigucci
Image 191124 is unbelievably bad (score -1) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by prius. We'll pray for you, prius.
 PissedOff: Honey Tree Evil Eye (1983-1993)
 Mr Shifty: Slurms MacKenzie (b. August 13, 2950 - July 21, 3000) was the mascot for Slurm, a highly addictive drink, and is called The Original Party Worm.
 Skaalar: Does he get the light-beer shits too? Cause that stuff will wreck you.
 Ulillillia: Not advertising to children at all.
 hammy: @Rev80 I can say without much fear of contradiction that the ad man who created this monstrosity did just that, and that he has placed it in his foyer next to his elephant foot umbrella stand.
 Rev80: I have always wondered if somewhere, someone has ole Spuds' carcass stuffed and mounted
 Scoo: Whimmy wham-wham wozzle!
Image 191123   07-14-17   Uploaded by    McBomalds
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 On Spec: Vile and vicious creatures.
 Cami: Quiero sangre.
 tib gubb: i am done a frighten
 Christina: Pretty accurate. Smaller dogs are more aggressive.
 WaffleIron: I;m thinkin bout thos ankles.
Image 191122   07-14-17   Uploaded by    Big Bong Theory
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 Mr Shifty: Find some weird genetic materiel deep up the Indus Valley.
 San DoDo: When I use AG, I usually just browse
 Niels Bohr: Some people look silly but this man's hirsutes him.
 Cami: Groucho Marcos.
 kate2point0: Unibrow taken to a new level.
 LKoroton: Nice!
 Side Boob: Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer?
 Christina: :
 Mr. Whiskers: Double Moustache!
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