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258412  Solemn: Fun fact: this is an article from 'The Foghorn News', the paper of Del Mar College in Corpus Christi, Texas. There's a version of this on their website, with several people yelling at the author to take down the article due to it contradicting various articles of scripture, which they happily list for the reader's benefit.

258417  AlexDeLarge: Sorry, goose, but it's time to buzz the tower

258412  Mr. Shine: @AlexDeLarge that's likely.

258419  Mr. Shine: Most likely true.

258402  AlexDeLarge: Hyperbolic parabaloid *beep* yo mama!

258412  AlexDeLarge: He wanted an excuse to show off stuff from his deviantart page?

258418  Not A Bot: I'm amazed that they had enough letters to spell 'tyrannosaurus' three times.

258365  hajjpodge: @Annoying Vegan Maybe you have sleep apnea and you're disturbing him.

258380  hajjpodge: Finally, a wrinkle removing cream that REALLY works!

257419  Mr Bleak: Feed. Me. ... Feed. Me. ... Feed. Me. ...

258402  White Rice: For bonus points, make sure to alliterate the insults (though the current list is sorely lacking)

258405  White Rice: Welp, time to get mauled while trying to pet a big cat.

258410  Prostata: who lives in a pineapple next to the couch?

258337  TurkeyVulture: This is not going to go the way you think it will.

258412  jochenau: Spice up your sex life with the College Newspaper Sex Advice Column position!

258402  NoRagrets: Bulbous fuck demon sounds like a compliment

258411  mwoody: You kill his spider family. What's coming isn't revenge... it's punishment.

258394  Korrok: Kinky....

258412  Peter Pantsless: Oh, hi Mark

258404  Robespierre: This THEM remake confused ants with beetles

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258270 berlin: me too

258299 Bohab: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work

258378 Robespierre: @Spazstatic The average American's concept of "freedom" and "liberty" is becoming more divorced from reality by the day now. Thanks, Internet. BTW, the ferry's running late here.

258178 Robespierre: @copunter Nah, gave that up for Lent 30 years ago and forgot to take it up again.

258129 tib gubb: @Wooden Spoon women thinking things, that's hilarious

258177 Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses

258143 E. HONDA: there's a lot to unpack here

258248 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Sorry about the sick family, but when you do visit, how about a quick meetup for a handshake and a double selfie for The Friendly Spaceship? I think that would be an AG first?

258337 TurkeyVulture: This is not going to go the way you think it will.

258190 antipatterns: The question is not do they reason, but can they suffer?

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 Air Biscuit: If it fits.
 Skinr: @Urn BooUrn It's like a cardboard box, only even more snug!
 Urn BooUrn: I can't believe she put up with that.
 Warrax: I hope it's a bike.
Image 190871   07-12-17   Uploaded by    Colty Brumb
 Quackzy: To demonstrate how tan I've gotten, here is my hand against a brilliant white background. Wow!
 Warrax: "Look at how big this wall is! (hand for scale.)"
Image 190870   07-12-17   Uploaded by    brutal
 AverageJoe: nothing really matters, anyone can see, nothing really matters... nothing really matters to me
 Peter Pantsless: I might be considered a nihilist, but if anything it makes me place even MORE value on human life and society. We're just physics, but after 13+ billion years, physics made something that can usurp chaos and entropy. Namely, us. We can choose.
 Scoo: Say what you will about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, but at least it's an ethos
Image 190869   07-12-17   Uploaded by    Snow Plow
 Peter Pantsless: @Catcat gross
 Catcat: @a robot you want me to post Sesame street war memes?
 Catcat: @Peter Pantsless I mean, you can hardly hang them dead by the chest. It's probably possible, but cruel and unusual.
 Peter Pantsless: @ChubbyBuddy too stupid
 Quackzy: Why is there a diving board at the Krusty Krab
 ChubbyBuddy: @Peter Pantsless too soon?
 Peter Pantsless: ugh. This is fucking disgusting
 Skinr: "Jawohl, mein Kaptain"
 Scoo: No, this is Patrick
 a robot: what the fuck is this shit
Image 190868   07-12-17   Uploaded by    phil
 SpaceCow: "Only he looked like he was wearin' an Egar suit."
 Catcat: Sixteen squirrels and a ring of levitation here.
 Warrax: tall pile of maggots here.
 Volwen: Just one. So ronrey...
 Sadbot: [] I am four eels. I am several fish and not a guy.
 Nope: Holy shit, David Boreanaz was a t-shirt model?
Image 190867   07-12-17   Uploaded by    Big Beagler
 celebgate: @fanny Everyone knows you eat babies with red wine
 fanny: @Nope i like it. go with it :-D
 fanny: @Peter Pantsless i'd gladly accept alcohol from a parent. maybe not white wine though *blech*
 Peter Pantsless: @fanny as a teacher (also you, @teechur), I figured you'd take a shot here
 Scoo: plot twist: the parents gifted each other these bottles
 Nope: @fanny I was going to type up a sad backstory where that bottle ends up killing the pictured child due to a horrible drunk driving incident but I made myself sad
 fanny: plot twist: it's a bottle of his urine
Image 190866   07-12-17   Uploaded by    inthrees
 Mr. Shine: Wanna boop that bread.
Image 190865   07-12-17   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
 Cami: None given.
 Zukero: 1930s hipster inventing paddle board
 winwolf: Sup.
 Skinr: "Now look here, see... Yay, copper."
 Scoo: @Side Boob Unless you got POW-AH!
 Ulillillia: All aboard the SS Emphysema
 Side Boob: Hoverboards don't work over water!
Image 190864   07-12-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 Quackzy: Good thing she has an umbrella then@Warrax
 Warrax: Yea, those look liked they'd straight up pulverize your skull.
 Scoo: Well, that's pretty cute
Image 190863   07-12-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
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