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262731  a robot: *shakes fist* MILLENNIALS!

262701  Skinr: I'll bet Richard Hammond loves that joke.

262731  Solemn: I'm with toast.

262724  Not A Bot: Wow, having Hamsterdance flashbacks. It's 2001 all over again.

262707  Skinr: In the eyes of a skater, this is what will happen to most buildings after an earthquake.

262713  Skinr: "The smoke detector. AKA, the place to find a spare 9-volt."

262718  Skinr: Is it really any wonder that most people in Japan think Christianity is weird?

262727  Skinr: Pat Metheny's daughter?

262728  Skinr: *doots*

262728  Psymon: Hot blow reed

262728  dobbiesdoogs: blow hard to clear the spit valve

262737  dobbiesdoogs: we need a new truck, and an old truck

262724  Solemn: He's already addicted to the Dew. His life will be that of a working-class insomniac: too hyped to sleep, but too sleep to hype.

262728  Solemn: Excuse me while I polish my trumpet.

262701  Spazstatic: @lecj07 that's just acceleration in the opposite direction.

262711  Spazstatic: I don't need you to tell me how good my coffee is, Jules!

262655  Korrok: Nope.

262724  a robot: Never too early to learn how capitalism is going to rule your life, kid

262727  ChubbyBuddy: her crime? securities fraud

262647  lecj07: Looks like xylaria polymorphia aka "Dead man's fingers". Wikipedia says it is "not generally considered to be edible." Indeed.

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262425 Stumpwiz: One of those extremely rare left-handed flutes.

262461 Passive: please dont tell anyone how i live

262594 Otterman: @Scoo Springfield, Springfield, it's a helluva town! The schoolyard's up, and the shopping mall down!

262575 WannaBee: @White Rice for one glorious day we were all Not a Bot

262469 Solemn: This man is more face-punch worthy than Martin Shkreli, and that's saying a *lot*.

262642 Teechur: Leiningen couldn't destroy them with intelligence. You're not going to destroy them with stupidity.

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262560 antipatterns: Also: turns out Soma is really good.

262440 Christina: @Rart Flumomple Those are not for ladies.

262618 Felicity: @sporky Sometimes I wear wigs, but I'm not bald



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Score:
278
 
 Bluetocracy: if the Daleks only knew where they came from, maybe they wouldn't be so evil
 John Blender: 8 6 9, the goose drank wine
 well duh: EXTERMINATIN' in style, bitches! I'm fabulous!
 kornisjon: Disco Stu will exterminate you!
 Air Biscuit: Something something brave.
Image 190698   07-12-17   Uploaded by    mom
Score:
221
 
 Bluetocracy: Just wait. Next flavor of the week is 'Spleensplosion'
 WotGives: @WotGives nope, never mind. I merely had too much faith in good sense for a moment there
 WotGives: @Ihminen Bacon Cheddar
 duckfarts: OH HELL YEAH SEND THEM TO ME also I've seen far worse
 Ihminen: Not only that but on the left there you can see something that I guess is "cinnamon and sugar"?! on a pringle? ew
 UseYourName: Once you pop, you canarhhblargh stop stop please stop
 DrinkMixMan: I may be able to eat just one
 dobbiesdoogs: just fuck off, pringles
Image 190697   07-12-17   Uploaded by    MylesX
Score:
335
 
 mwoody: Corpse cobbler is my least favorite dessert.
 sparename: I'm only dead *inside*
 addend: Best chart that a reanimated cobbled corpse could make.
 tib gubb: frankenstein is not lower in the hierarchy than a zombie!
 Ulillillia: me ded
Image 190696   07-12-17   Uploaded by    Defiance
Score:
361
 
 Spazstatic: If it is, the answer is no, I didn't back up his data.
 Spazstatic: Is that a question?
 a robot: "Backup" is a noun. "Back up" is the verb you are looking for.
 Beeble: So is he in prison now? Should a backed up his data.
 duckfarts: Punctuation-
 Borb Prembus: Don't worry, the CIA keeps a copy of all the important stuff..
 Cami: My important stuff is on other people's computers(A.K.A. The Cloud). They can't be less responsible than me.
 Cami: Did I! I Did! errr..I Did?
 Ihminen: @Ulillillia That's actually very true
 Ulillillia: @Ihminen Nah you're good, I wouldn't mind forgetting most of 2016 and 2017
 Ihminen: ....oh yea last time i've made a backup of my computer was in 2015... mmmmmaybe i should do something about it
Image 190695   07-12-17   Uploaded by    Pickle Dick
Score:
629
 
 Bluetocracy: I don't always eat hot dogs, but when I do, I eat Equis Roja. I am the most interesting cat in the world.
 Rev80: It was at that moment that Mr. Flapjack realized that Nathan's secret ingredient was feline..
 addend: Infinite hot dogs? Must be heaven. No mustard? Uh-oh.
 DrinkMixMan: First you get the hot dogs. Then you get the power. Then you get the women.
 Flarmie: Good story. I whanted to read more, though.
 Ulillillia: And I feel EMPTY INSIDE!
Image 190694   07-12-17   Uploaded by    jimbiscuit
Score:
162
 
 Ulillillia: My favorite Billy Joel album
Image 190693   07-12-17   Uploaded by    sunset blues
Score:
356
 
 Callahan: At the Pew Pew Pew! Research Centre
 tib gubb: @Mad Collager hahaha... that comment is pretty rad by itself
 Mad Collager: Interoffice competition getting a little fierce there.
 Air Biscuit: Is this art?
 tib gubb: whatever it is, it's got freakin lasers ... (I just like saying 'freakin lasers'
Image 190692   07-12-17   Uploaded by    totaljihad
Score:
229
 
 titular role: Featuring full-motion video!
 Prostata: pixelated to protect his BORFdentity
 Warrax: dog dot jaypeg
 dobbiesdoogs: i remember friendly spaceship back in 1996
Image 190691   07-12-17   Uploaded by    blue shoes
Score:
326
 
 Peddy Tenderglass: This is that Twilight Zone episode where the people with the pig faces are the normal ones
 Mad Collager: Maybe she's into rim jobs.
 addend: Mmm, skat taco.
 Ihminen: Is your girlfriend an alloy wheel?
 Ulillillia: o/ Wheel on the face keeps on turnin' o/
 westerner: Not sure if face on wheel or wheel on face is more terrifying
Image 190690   07-12-17   Uploaded by    communist
Score:
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 NoRagrets: I'd prefer you got them hooked on cocaine or something. CCGs are expensive.
 a robot: A fate worse than death!
 addend: That's how I learned :(
 Ulillillia: Well at least you won't have to worry about them becoming sexually active.
Image 190689   07-12-17   Uploaded by    camellia
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