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268955  petepuma: this is why the chicken came first

269059  Side Boob: Karate Booth Rye Of Nu

269027  Side Boob: So...hi-fives all around, I guess?

269050  petepuma: needs more toilet paper

269045  Side Boob: All glory to the Hypno Dog!

268790  Mr Bleak: @Eleftheros Noooooo! Never try to iron Tigers - it burns the fur

269054  Side Boob: Same. 6' 27" here I come!

268799  Mr Bleak: I'm Jake the Peg, deedle eedle eedle um; With my extra leg, deedle eedle eedle um.

269065  Side Boob: Picasso Pizza

269063  Dr Awkward: I prefer Fido Crotchsniffers earlier works

269036  Prostata: l337 h4x0r d0gg0

269074  electrode: Also me when someone tells me it's a casual event

269064  fumbduck: Don't leave your kitty.

268990  WannaBee: @PenguinBartender this is Robbie Rotten from Lazy Town. It was a kids show on Nickelodeon.

269011  Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"

269018  Science: Why the hell would you cover hardwoods with that linoleum garbage?

268926  In The Pocket: Voted rad for this @jochenau...

21004  jljocque: Kip Adotta did it better.

269062  WTF: @booger ...and the kid looked down to see that the cop had actually tied his shoes together.

20880  jljocque: Yes, "Bug Boy" would have been so much better.

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The top ten most commented-on images today:

268747 a robot: @Side Boob Ovenception

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268657 static xyz: He could be a mean drunk

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268903 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 It won't live up to all the buzz?

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268972 Side Boob: While you were working a shitty job to support your family, I studied the blade.

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

269011 Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"



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Score:
609
 
 Ronick: A deeper shade of purple
 addend: Happy meal.
 petepuma: guess the Hamburglar isn't the only one who gobble gobbles
 Butcherboy: If that were me I wouldn't grimace
 Scoo: [GRIMACING INTENSIFIES]
 scribbs: I've always wondered...
Image 190628   07-11-17   Uploaded by    parrotsnest
Score:
154
 
 johnnyc: *(flattens image)*
 Zampano: #190632
 Jabberwikket: Learn this one weird internet incognito trick. Press & paparazzi hate it !
 Prostata: wow this is twice on the same page
 Mad Collager: I would love to see this from a different angle.
 antipatterns: Either that layer is transparent, or our simulated reality is missing some textures
Image 190627   07-11-17   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
68
 
 sue: Zentai wrestling
Image 190626   07-11-17   Uploaded by    The Man
Score:
324
 
 jazzjunkie: Blame the victim
 Air Biscuit: Its not tragic if you die doing what ypu love.
 Mr. Shine: Especially when it gets tangled in the chain at high speeds
 petepuma: Don't put it in the spokes, idiot
 majorchamp: This kills my nachos
 TFChicken: Don't ride hard.
 tib gubb: i blame the millennials
 dobbiesdoogs: that's why we made a special lane #190610
Image 190625   07-11-17   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
511
 
 propro: Me also @Teechur
 flatluigi: B, E, A...R the notes that R flat in the key signature
 Air Biscuit: "Escapes from circus"
 Greifer: What else?!
 duckfarts: YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
 Teechur: @scribbs vvv Groan, groan on the range....
 Teechur: @Teechur His little brother plays in Ursa Minor. Duets are not a possibility with these two.
 duckfarts: how is the frog gonna dance without music
 tehghost: Anyway, here's wondermaul
 scribbs: @Teechur Groan!
 Mr Shifty: Hot diggity.
 Teechur: Not a versatile pianist. He only plays in one key: Ursa Major.
Image 190624   07-11-17   Uploaded by    Skinr
Score:
474
 
 Kim: I almost threw my phone.
 Larry Xmas: man alive @addend
 addend: @Jeffrat (Buys dehumidifiers.)
 Zukero: Burn your chompers too, just to be sure.
 tib gubb: yes that's nice please return to hell where you belong
 Horatio: Guess I'll just get dentures....
 mrd0t: Welp, time for a new one.
 Ihminen: Haha NO!
 Bill Rye: wow that's just a little one....
 TFChicken: That's the end of that toothbrush
 Jeffrat: So fun fact, if you have house centipedes you have a persistent relative humidity of 40% or greater! Isn't entomology great?
 Teechur: House centipedes feed on spiders, bed bugs, termites, cockroaches, silverfish, ants, and other household arthropods. And they always brush after meals.
 Peter Pantsless: And now you know why your kids won't brush their chompers
 WTF: The extra bristles help clean between chompers.
 Mr Shifty: *shudders toothbrushoscopiscally*
 dobbiesdoogs: i hate when someone else uses my toothbrush
Image 190623   07-11-17   Uploaded by    Vivian
Score:
264
 
 TFChicken: *puts in mouth*
 LurkedMoar: Where pineapple orange juice comes from
 RalphyNoPants: That's an interesting salad.
Image 190622   07-11-17   Uploaded by    icloud
Score:
608
 
 Kess: @a robot That's what makes them great!
 a robot: Greyhounds are ridiculous dogs even before you put costumes on them
 Mr Shifty: That's not a moon
 Nope: Sheep doggy dogggg
 A duck: Am no dog. Am sheep. Doin' a baaaaah.
Image 190621   07-11-17   Uploaded by    not i spy
Score:
421
 
 Air Biscuit: Just read the sign, dont talk to me or make eye contact.
 Mr Shifty: @Mr Shifty take it easy now
 Mr Shifty: Down with this sort of thing
 Ulillillia: Ain't no protest like a Cathy protest
Image 190620   07-11-17   Uploaded by    scribbs
Score:
587
 
 Air Biscuit: "Whats the matter? Aint you never seen a chicken lady before?"
 Jabberwikket: Anti owl defense
 Warrax: My understanding of the term "chickenhead" is different.
 Mr Shifty: What a cluck head
 TurkeyVulture: Radagast the Brown's daughter.
 A duck: My hair is a bird, therefor your argument is invalid!
 Teechur: If she had a ponytail, I'd pullet.
 scribbs: @Knice You are so wise in the ways of science.
 Knice: @scribbs It grew from her fowllicles.
 scribbs: Twist: that's her real hair.
Image 190619   07-11-17   Uploaded by    Peter Pantsless
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