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258683  Warrax: You have your god, and I have mine.

258702  hanky: Give him smooches!

258693  a robot: I love this pup's markings! Look at those little grey toes!!

258653  a robot: @Knice Aw, shucks *kicks the ground and smiles like a dork*

258618  a robot: @VeeKay Nah that was my first thought too, like "back in the day when teen idols were in their 30s," but I realized that trend has never really gone away. Like the grown-ass adults on 90210 and in boy bands and stuff.

258697  Peter Pantsless: Actually 3. I'm the "get the hell away" boy

258690  FabricMan: Damocles' basement

258653  Solemn: Sorry, Catholics stopped using venom after Bane drank it all. It's just holy water now.

258688  Mr. Butt: Thanks :D

258688  Not A Bot: Don't forget about when the snapping turtle escaped from the zoo and dragged off that visiting royal dignitary.

258690  DrinkMixMan: One weird trick to cut your a/c bill in half

258689  Solemn: She has a very expressive neck.

89867  Knice: Other return flight #258653

258682  Hyphae: @Knice Because Oliver hustled them on the street as genuine Louis Vuitton for 60 bucks a pop

258653  Knice: Gotta shout out my home-bot: #89867

258647  addend: #nomakeup

258655  Knice: Thank god finally something good.

258687  Hyphae: I'm a fan of chocolate and mint, but I know someone who doesn't like that combo

258688  Hyphae: -Richard

258655  addend: "Play with us." / "Sure!"

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258450 Bohab: @Scoo oh man, I wish

258441 addend: (Finishes. Hibernates.)

258402 Amy Housewine: I resent that: I might be a witless bum magician but I'm not 'just' a witless bum magician.

258378 VeeKay: I'll get youse mutha duckas

258524 Shay: Is this the elusive turducken people talk about?

258368 Felicity: I'm thinking eighties drug lord glass bricks, chrome coffee tables, black leather couches, ferns

258337 Hokie333: I knew it, I'm surrounded by-- oh wait wrong movie

258520 Side Boob: They should make a 12-gage round that pops out a flag that says "bang" on it. I'd buy a case of those!

258618 a robot: @VeeKay Nah that was my first thought too, like "back in the day when teen idols were in their 30s," but I realized that trend has never really gone away. Like the grown-ass adults on 90210 and in boy bands and stuff.

258546 Mr. Butt: @Passive Fucking racist.



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Score:
609
 
 Ronick: A deeper shade of purple
 addend: Happy meal.
 petepuma: guess the Hamburglar isn't the only one who gobble gobbles
 Butcherboy: If that were me I wouldn't grimace
 Scoo: [GRIMACING INTENSIFIES]
 scribbs: I've always wondered...
Image 190628   07-11-17   Uploaded by    parrotsnest
Score:
154
 
 johnnyc: *(flattens image)*
 Zampano: #190632
 Jabberwikket: Learn this one weird internet incognito trick. Press & paparazzi hate it !
 Prostata: wow this is twice on the same page
 Mad Collager: I would love to see this from a different angle.
 antipatterns: Either that layer is transparent, or our simulated reality is missing some textures
Image 190627   07-11-17   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
68
 
 sue: Zentai wrestling
Image 190626   07-11-17   Uploaded by    The Man
Score:
324
 
 jazzjunkie: Blame the victim
 Air Biscuit: Its not tragic if you die doing what ypu love.
 Mr. Shine: Especially when it gets tangled in the chain at high speeds
 petepuma: Don't put it in the spokes, idiot
 Dr Awkward: This kills my nachos
 TFChicken: Don't ride hard.
 tib gubb: i blame the millennials
 dobbiesdoogs: that's why we made a special lane #190610
Image 190625   07-11-17   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
511
 
 propro: Me also @Teechur
 flatluigi: B, E, A...R the notes that R flat in the key signature
 Air Biscuit: "Escapes from circus"
 Greifer: What else?!
 duckfarts: YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
 Teechur: @scribbs vvv Groan, groan on the range....
 Teechur: @Teechur His little brother plays in Ursa Minor. Duets are not a possibility with these two.
 duckfarts: how is the frog gonna dance without music
 Dr Awkward: Anyway, here's wondermaul
 scribbs: @Teechur Groan!
 Mr Shifty: Hot diggity.
 Teechur: Not a versatile pianist. He only plays in one key: Ursa Major.
Image 190624   07-11-17   Uploaded by    Skinr
Score:
474
 
 Kim: I almost threw my phone.
 Larry Xmas: man alive @addend
 addend: @Jeffrat (Buys dehumidifiers.)
 Zukero: Burn your chompers too, just to be sure.
 tib gubb: yes that's nice please return to hell where you belong
 Horatio: Guess I'll just get dentures....
 mrd0t: Welp, time for a new one.
 Ihminen: Haha NO!
 Bill Rye: wow that's just a little one....
 TFChicken: That's the end of that toothbrush
 Jeffrat: So fun fact, if you have house centipedes you have a persistent relative humidity of 40% or greater! Isn't entomology great?
 Teechur: House centipedes feed on spiders, bed bugs, termites, cockroaches, silverfish, ants, and other household arthropods. And they always brush after meals.
 Peter Pantsless: And now you know why your kids won't brush their chompers
 WTF: The extra bristles help clean between chompers.
 Mr Shifty: *shudders toothbrushoscopiscally*
 dobbiesdoogs: i hate when someone else uses my toothbrush
Image 190623   07-11-17   Uploaded by    Vivian
Score:
264
 
 TFChicken: *puts in mouth*
 LurkedMoar: Where pineapple orange juice comes from
 RalphyNoPants: That's an interesting salad.
Image 190622   07-11-17   Uploaded by    icloud
Score:
608
 
 Kess: @a robot That's what makes them great!
 a robot: Greyhounds are ridiculous dogs even before you put costumes on them
 Mr Shifty: That's not a moon
 Nope: Sheep doggy dogggg
 A duck: Am no dog. Am sheep. Doin' a baaaaah.
Image 190621   07-11-17   Uploaded by    not i spy
Score:
421
 
 Air Biscuit: Just read the sign, dont talk to me or make eye contact.
 Mr Shifty: @Mr Shifty take it easy now
 Mr Shifty: Down with this sort of thing
 Ulillillia: Ain't no protest like a Cathy protest
Image 190620   07-11-17   Uploaded by    scribbs
Score:
587
 
 Air Biscuit: "Whats the matter? Aint you never seen a chicken lady before?"
 Jabberwikket: Anti owl defense
 Warrax: My understanding of the term "chickenhead" is different.
 Mr Shifty: What a cluck head
 TurkeyVulture: Radagast the Brown's daughter.
 A duck: My hair is a bird, therefor your argument is invalid!
 Teechur: If she had a ponytail, I'd pullet.
 scribbs: @Knice You are so wise in the ways of science.
 Knice: @scribbs It grew from her fowllicles.
 scribbs: Twist: that's her real hair.
Image 190619   07-11-17   Uploaded by    Peter Pantsless
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