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228195  sparename: @VeeKay 1225 dead things, or less if some had two-part shells

228200  Scoo: Jaunty!

228204  Scoo: @sparename "That's not my hand!"

228202  sparename: Are these what people call 'Out'houses?

228197  Matricii: Well I suppose at least now they can wrap up all those random semen allergy death cases..

228198  jochenau: This is driving me crazy, can anyone figure out what language this is? The closest writing system I've found is Cherokee but that doesn't seem to match.

228180  Whatever: Feel the arteries hardening

228204  SimonSaysGarfunkel: I thought Tammy Fae Baker died?

228202  Matricii: This is what you get when you leave a clown in the microwave for too long...

228203  Matricii: The newest craze from Japan... RECHARGABLE KITTY!

228192  Whatever: Ironically Ronald McDonalds mom was a health food vegetarian who had no sense of humor

228196  Whatever: Training sled dogs is hard work...

228199  grizzly: @Scoo looks like a real dog to me!

228199  Whatever: To boldly go where no dog has gone before * sniff sniff *

228183  sparename: "Every Generation Rewashes The World"

228188  Springbok: I fully expect somebody to cut the sandal straps and leave the bike lock.

228200  sparename: " I expected someone like you. What did you expect? Are you an assassin? "

228194  Not A Bot: Is one a toy?

228184  Hokie333: What sound did it make when you thumped it? You did thump it at the store first, right?

228199  Scoo: Yay, another fake "therapy dog"...

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227927 elmstreet: You get em @Not A Bot

227970 DrNinjaman: Louis CK's going ahead with that self help book after all.

228072 Side Boob: Fuck the po-lice!

227908 Mad Collager: @Otterman Sorry the link didn't format right. You can paste it in now, at least.

228047 SuedeOxford: When two people kiss, they form a long tube with an anus at both ends. This is not worse than that.

228145 tib gubb: brutal

228024 VeeKay: O beautiful for spacious skies, For amber waves of grain, For purple mountain majesties, Above the fruited plain! America! America! God shed His grace on thee, And crown thy good with brotherhood, From sea to shining sea!

227913 AlexDeLarge: @well duh probably not well. It's scary how many people forget there are other amendments beyond the first and second.

227992 Robespierre: @glenalec From Blue Highways by William Least Heat Moon: "Who on Earth would eat wolf fish?" "Ask Mrs. Paul."

228067 glenalec: Contact .... has been made!



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Score:
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 propro: Me also @Teechur
 Felicity: B, E, A...R the notes that R flat in the key signature
 Air Biscuit: "Escapes from circus"
 Greifer: What else?!
 duckfarts: YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
 Teechur: @scribbs vvv Groan, groan on the range....
 Teechur: @Teechur His little brother plays in Ursa Minor. Duets are not a possibility with these two.
 duckfarts: how is the frog gonna dance without music
 Dr Awkward: Anyway, here's wondermaul
 scribbs: @Teechur Groan!
 Mr Shifty: Hot diggity.
 Teechur: Not a versatile pianist. He only plays in one key: Ursa Major.
Image 190624   07-11-17   Uploaded by    Skinr
Score:
474
 
 Kim: I almost threw my phone.
 Larry Xmas: man alive @addend
 addend: @Jeffrat (Buys dehumidifiers.)
 Zukero: Burn your chompers too, just to be sure.
 tib gubb: yes that's nice please return to hell where you belong
 Horatio: Guess I'll just get dentures....
 mrd0t: Welp, time for a new one.
 Ihminen: Haha NO!
 Bill Rye: wow that's just a little one....
 TFChicken: That's the end of that toothbrush
 Jeffrat: So fun fact, if you have house centipedes you have a persistent relative humidity of 40% or greater! Isn't entomology great?
 Teechur: House centipedes feed on spiders, bed bugs, termites, cockroaches, silverfish, ants, and other household arthropods. And they always brush after meals.
 Peter Pantsless: And now you know why your kids won't brush their chompers
 WTF: The extra bristles help clean between chompers.
 Mr Shifty: *shudders toothbrushoscopiscally*
 dobbiesdoogs: i hate when someone else uses my toothbrush
Image 190623   07-11-17   Uploaded by    Vivian
Score:
264
 
 TFChicken: *puts in mouth*
 LurkedMoar: Where pineapple orange juice comes from
 RalphyNoPants: That's an interesting salad.
Image 190622   07-11-17   Uploaded by    icloud
Score:
608
 
 Kess: @a robot That's what makes them great!
 a robot: Greyhounds are ridiculous dogs even before you put costumes on them
 Mr Shifty: That's not a moon
 Nope: Sheep doggy dogggg
 A duck: Am no dog. Am sheep. Doin' a baaaaah.
Image 190621   07-11-17   Uploaded by    not i spy
Score:
421
 
 Air Biscuit: Just read the sign, dont talk to me or make eye contact.
 Mr Shifty: @Mr Shifty take it easy now
 Mr Shifty: Down with this sort of thing
 Ulillillia: Ain't no protest like a Cathy protest
Image 190620   07-11-17   Uploaded by    scribbs
Score:
587
 
 Air Biscuit: "Whats the matter? Aint you never seen a chicken lady before?"
 Jabberwikket: Anti owl defense
 Warrax: My understanding of the term "chickenhead" is different.
 Mr Shifty: What a cluck head
 TurkeyVulture: Radagast the Brown's daughter.
 A duck: My hair is a bird, therefor your argument is invalid!
 Teechur: If she had a ponytail, I'd pullet.
 scribbs: @Knice You are so wise in the ways of science.
 Knice: @scribbs It grew from her fowllicles.
 scribbs: Twist: that's her real hair.
Image 190619   07-11-17   Uploaded by    Peter Pantsless
Score:
342
 
 Air Biscuit: @Mr Shifty ELEVATE! ELEVATE!
 hajjpodge: I'll never understand the appeal to this show. I love Sci-Fi but Dr. Who just comes off as the laziest Sci-Fi there could be and time travel just makes it all the more simpler for them to excuse their bad writing.
 Nothing: @RalphyNoPants Always a good day when someone says nice things about you
 Side Boob: EXTERMINATE!!!
 Mr Shifty: Stairs you dalek idiots, have you done you're research?
 RalphyNoPants: Nothing is as beautiful and refreshing as yoga.
 Hosebag: I see my boss is have a management meeting...
 Hosebag: Daleks reign supreme!
 scribbs: Poor Redchassis, doomed on the first mission.
Image 190618   07-11-17   Uploaded by    Tiny Butt
Score:
621
 
 fanny: @sparename oh goodness no don't feel bad, i was just trying to remember what we put this man through before :) (and i'm sure i've unintentionally classiced a comment, the spaceship images and comments just mesh together after a while :)
 Air Biscuit: The ole "bait and slip" method of egg theft.
 sparename: @fanny Apologies, I must've had a beer or two when it was out recently - didn't remember, though must admit to being peeved when one of my (hopefully original-ish) comments is repeated to more plusses. Then again I've been here for fewer than 90,000 pictures, which is why I don't send in too many images that aren't my own or at least v recent
 fanny: ah found it. Not that i care this has been posted before, i just really like when we work together to make a story :) #168497
 fanny: @sparename didn't we go into a long loony toon senario last time this was posted?
 petepuma: Good thing he's not on a bike or else he'd be at risk for a severe bike nachos
 Dr Awkward: @Teechur In Soviet Russia, slip makes you bonaner
 a robot: Plot twist: he's looking at her purse
 Mr Shifty: She has lovely hair
 Teechur: Neither one of the slips is showing.
 tib gubb: comedy in three, two...
 scribbs: "I'm so lookink forward to makink breakfast for Donald Trump, Junior..."
 sparename: The piano is already falling
Image 190617   07-11-17   Uploaded by    Peter Pantsless
Score:
182
 
 TFChicken: And this over here is my "pleasure corner"
 Teechur: When the light bulb burns out, you can put your futon the bed to gain some height to change it.
 scribbs: "I was wondering where the rest of my fence went."
Image 190616   07-11-17   Uploaded by    beckybecky
Score:
591
 
 Air Biscuit: @Shay Eggcelent!
 a robot: @Peter Pantsless I can't possibly rad this comment enough :D
 antipatterns: I am the eggman.
 A duck: For a boy his age, he's considerate and nice. But he wants to be just like Vincent Price!
 Shay: Eggactly.
 Sage: So, was this better or worse than Dr. Phibes?
 Peter Pantsless: The feet were missing in my kit. They said that Jody would bring them by, though
Image 190615   07-11-17   Uploaded by    Skinr
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