Aggro-Gator is a socially-progressive site. We do not accept comments or images which are racist, sexist, or politically hostile. We're here to have fun, not to argue or antagonize. Read our mission statement if you're new here!



233490  Not A Bot: do people actually use right shift?

233506  Warrax: @Mr. Shine The Peach has it.

233398  Chile Quornwrap: @Felicity looool

233517  Yurishiro: "All aboard the friendly spaceship!"

233517  Yurishiro: Internet dock is pretty busy today

233494  dangerkeith3000: I had a roommate and if he drank one of my beers he'd leave one or two dollars in the fridge.

233504  dangerkeith3000: Maybe she has a cyst.

233514  tib gubb: joe rogan don't fuck around with no thunderstorms

233509  dangerkeith3000: Proof that anyone who says 'I'm too big to wear a condom' is a liar.

233517  barfolomew: In this town, a glass of water is never allowed to remain upright.

233517  Peter Pantsless: Ah, dang, my aunt left her door open again

233511  dangerkeith3000: For some reason I find this room very comforting.

233512  dangerkeith3000: @funny in the wall I don't know about that, but some dude had his arm all the way up Yoda's butt in Empire Strikes Back.

232765  Mr Bleak: @carpwoman I had one (or one very similar) - it was a PITA as the buttons were so damn small I couldn't press just one button at a time with any finger...

233505  Dr Awkward: Suffocation. Now breathing. Don't give a fuck if I start my life screaming.

233511  barfolomew: @angry you might have had better luck with Annette Funicello or Jayne Mansfield.

232767  Mr Bleak: Walt? Yeah, I think we found Nemo.

233508  Dr Awkward: I think SASSAS is going all the way this year. Go skwaawks!

232771  Mr Bleak: The mission and meaning of Unicorns: Farting Rainbows.

233486  barfolomew: @skillet lazers are like lasers, only even more badass.

Search comments:



These users have commented the most in the past 24 hours:

1. glenalec
2. Yurishiro
3. Robespierre
4. Felicity
5. tib gubb
6. Teechur
7. Mr. Shine
8. Ulillillia
9. Side Boob
10. Peter Pantsless



The top ten most commented-on images today:

233418 Kaviri: *his

233364 a robot: @jochenau *chef kiss* Flawless!

233302 tib gubb: what is this, a meme for a... right. carry on.

233370 Kaviri: Thank you for contacting bad dragon support center, how can I help you today?

233327 Mr. Shine: @fanny Urine IS sterile when fresh, after all.

233451 raditzu: green is the new... black?

233349 Whatever: Pretty old data if The Colbert Report is listed.

233372 Side Boob: @Sadbot While I agree that some people are indeed weird, I think you are painting with an overly large brush. Maybe you just need to get out more. vOv

233376 Science: I wanna Oompa those Loompas

233335 Mr. Shine: Now look at your man, now back to me.



The highest-scored images of the past 48 hours:

glenalec uploaded 233350 (1477 points)
ping uploaded 233067 (1383 points)
phil uploaded 233036 (1337 points)
Peter Pantsless uploaded 233103 (1282 points)
au bon pain uploaded 233034 (1140 points)
fanny uploaded 233197 (1135 points)
Gentleman uploaded 233126 (1119 points)
sergeant uploaded 233119 (1106 points)
grizzly uploaded 233074 (1095 points)
funy speling uploaded 233054 (1090 points)
Mr. Shine uploaded 233341 (1048 points)
Mord Tingies uploaded 233165 (965 points)
a robot uploaded 233125 (963 points)
bigbison uploaded 233079 (958 points)
Mr. Shine uploaded 233101 (957 points)


These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

 1. Robespierre: 20110 points
 2. Yurishiro: 11746 points
 3. Peter Pantsless: 5226 points
 4. Mr. Shine: 4358 points
 5. ping: 4169 points
 6. Not A Bot: 2685 points
 7. frankie: 2518 points
 8. HatStand: 2333 points
 9. Side Boob: 2096 points
10. Annoying Vegan : 1965 points
11. nimbus: 1939 points
12. cannabis: 1930 points
13. a robot: 1717 points
14. au bon pain: 1690 points
15. Skinr: 1688 points
Only 79 out of 4800+ users have pledged $1 or more to Aggro-Gator. We need your tiny donation to cover our costs.

The site is being funded out of our own pockets, and we're one of the only sites explicitly dedicated to anti-racist, anti-sexist, safe-for-work content. Here's how you can help us stay open.


These features are only available for users ranked purple.

View all comments of the past 24 hours

Edit your own comments

Top 50 images of all time

(NEW!) 1000+ point images of the past 7 days

Purple users can also display more information on user profile pages, and flag problem users for disagreeable comments/images.



Users ranked blue or green have a customized page showing their uploads, as well as other images they have marked as favorites.You aren't logged in. You can get your own user page by logging in!

Here's a random example of a user page: DrinkMixMan.aggro-gator.com

Today's weirdo item:

Updates once an hour.

Current queue length: 412
Registered users online in past hour: 1726

Average image score (last 24 hours): 339

Total number of comments: 1251151
Total number of images: 233496



To link to another image in a comment, type # before the image name, like this: #36995

To notify another user that you've responded to them, type @ before their name, like this: @Freddie Mercury

Uploads are queued. Your image(s) will not be posted immediately, but will usually show up in the feed within 12 hours (max 24h.)



The higher your ranking, the more features you can access. Purple-ranked users are able to moderate comments and images.

Avoid being flagged as a racist, creep, or whiner. If other users flag you as one or more of these, your ranking will suffer.

Reposts are part of life. If you visit often you may see the same image twice. No one needs to be notified that you've seen something already.

Moonmoon's FAQ: #1

Moonmoon's FAQ: #2

RANKINGS:

Best Worst

Improve your ranking by receiving (+) on your comment, uploading new images, and inviting new users. The XP needed for each rank goes up daily, so keep up, or you'll fall behind!

The elusive purple rank is available to the most prodigious commenters and uploaders. If you lack the time or effort to comment and upload, you can become purple by supporting our fund-raiser.

XP algorithm last updated 1/23/17 -- Moonmoon

XP needed for blue ranking: 110005
XP needed for green ranking: 40577
XP needed for yellow ranking: 1859

You need to register an account and log in to see your rank.


Login or register an account in 30 seconds to upload an image to the feed.



 



 

 



 
Score:
330
 
 djublonskopf: Quoth the raven: "That droid has a map that leads straight to Luke Skywalker."
 Peach: Oh hey, this look like it's from Convergence! I was there!
 Shay: Edgar Allen WHOA
 Mr Shifty: Me, but on a very good day.
 Peter Pantsless: I'd like to solve the puzzle: Edgar Allen Poe Dameron
Image 190601   07-11-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
488
 
 djublonskopf: "Orange you glad I got you this corsage?"
 ChubbyBuddy: Orng me, bro
 Mr Shifty: This has restored my interest in both fruit and watches.
 copunter: much better taste than than the watches churned out by that other fruit company
 Robespierre: WHOOMP! There it is.
Image 190600   07-11-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
518
 
 Air Biscuit: "pizza for a mr. Sewer urchin?" "Yeah definitely me. Yeah. Definitely."
 trelyate: Ninja Turtles ordered delivery
 UnknownSample: We all float down here
 Ulillillia: Why doesn't that ever happen in my city? :(
 tib gubb: i know it's a trap... don't try and stop me.
 antipatterns: That's just the lure on some sewer anglerfish
 Mr Shifty: Seriously sir, this is not a drain-based murder cult at all! Please come and share our pizza!
 Robespierre: I;m thinking about thos pissaz
 Ihminen: Yup. Too tempting even if the rest of the lady you don't see is just some hideous sewer monster
 scribbs: @WaffleIron Bacon? Worth it.
 WaffleIron: Ohhhh no, that's how I got trapped in the ninja turtles sex dungeon LAST time... say wait, is there bacon on that pizza?
Image 190599   07-11-17   Uploaded by    Religion X
Score:
203
 
 Science: @Robespierre: Damn it, I missed your response and wound up listening to the worst "music" I've ever heard. I watched "Breakfast (Syrup)" and both my eyes and ears bled.
 Mad Collager: Is it painful to have your ovaries pumped out by swag?
 antipatterns: @Robespierre I agree, but attribute this to a widespread terrifying nihilism infecting all culture. Even me. Yikes.
 Robespierre: @fanny "Gucci Gucci" by Kreayshawn, whoever that is.
 Robespierre: @Teechur Circa 1980, Alaskan Way, Seattle: Extremely drunk, I went to get a tattoo of a battleship on my chest; the USS Missouri, I believe, which I had seen in Bremerton. The artiste refused to do it; I became belligerent about it and he said, "I'll only be able to get half of it done tonight. You'll wake up tomorrow semi-sober, see half a battleship tattooed on your chest, and more likely than not you'll be overwhelmed with regret. Come back when you're sober sometime." I couldn't argue with that logic.
 Teechur: Maybe there should be a 10-day waiting period before getting a tattoo. Perhaps sobriety and reason might have a chance of returning.
 fanny: oh wow. the quotation marks mean this is from something? or maybe she said it?
 Robespierre: @Prostata Common sense is an extremely rare commodity these days, even in miniscule amounts.
 Prostata: @antipatterns if she had any common sense she wouldn't have gotten it
 Robespierre: I see...
 antipatterns: I would pay her not to get that tattoo.
Image 190598   07-11-17   Uploaded by    The Bees
Score:
527
 
 Radstarboom: Thinkin' bout' those human beans.
Image 190597   07-11-17   Uploaded by    TheTakeDown
Score:
239
 
 Felicity: @dangerous dave According to Google Translate, thats what Oishi kirimasu ka? means! :-)
 dangerous dave: @Felicity The gal who owned the cat was asking her if she was ... *tasty*?
 Felicity: @dangerous dave According to Google Translate (with a little careful respelling such as wakarimasu) that is Japanese for Are you tasty? Is it safe for you? I understand
 Aufziehvogel: @Mr. Shine, oh yeah :)
 Mr Shifty: 'Bird of prey' literally
 dangerous dave: The moment I realized that my cats didn't understand a thing I was saying was when I watched a foreign movie and a cat goes out a window onto the roof, and it's owner yells, "Oishi kirimash kah! Nihanki deshi mash kah! Wah karri mahs!"
 fanny: username/upload confusing combo
 Mr. Shine: Wind-up birds chronicle?
 WaffleIron: I just don't get it.
Image 190596   07-11-17   Uploaded by    Aufziehvogel
Score:
378
 
 Felicity: Roscoe Pee Cola
 Mad Collager: Actually, without the caramel color, cola looks remarkably like pee.
 Ulillillia: When You Have a YUGE Thirst
 WTF: Peeeeeee-Cooooola... Peeeeeee-Coooooola!
 Robespierre: Hotter than a urinary tract infection
 FabricMan: Made in China
 Mr. Shine: Why does it burn so bad?
 WaffleIron: Dangerously dehydrated, seek medical attention immediately.
Image 190595   07-11-17   Uploaded by    Peter Pantsless
Score:
200
 
 Mad Collager: Sooooo, where are all these highways across the Pacific?
 Shay: I could've swore they made a City Connection cartoon.
 Ulillillia: Pull over boy and get your ticket right
 WTF: @Sandor Are you saying that I can't shoot oil cans at the cop cars to make them spin?
 tib gubb: are you a bad enough dude?
 copunter: this game is so fancy, you already know
 Sandor: I kind of miss when games didn't even try to be realistic in any way
Image 190594   07-11-17   Uploaded by    sandwiches
Score:
311
 
 a robot: The use of "maybe" instead of "may be" here is very annoying.
 tib gubb: heck. yes.
Image 190593   07-11-17   Uploaded by    Bu7Z
Score:
316
 
 antipatterns: Oh you're an aspiring Reiki practitioner?
 Mr. Shine: @WaffleIron beautiful irony
 WaffleIron: I can feel my chakras aligning already! (As a side note I asked my browser to spell check "chakras" and it suggested "charades")
Image 190592   07-11-17   Uploaded by    Amiga 1000
Page 1 ... 4287 4288 4289 4290 4291 4292 4293 ... 23349 pages total

<< Prev Page   Next Page >>







Comments left on Aggro-Gator are written by guests. We take no responsibility for the content of comments, images, or other user-created content. To report an inappropriate image or comment, email info@aggro-gator.com.


Aggro-Gator is a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for sites to earn advertising fees by advertising and linking to amazon.com.

Login or register an account in 30 seconds to upload an image to the feed.