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263011  AlexDeLarge: @Mr. Butt 2-4-6-8, homer's crime was really great! Great, meaning large or immense; we use it in the pejorative sense!

263013  a robot: @a robot You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies??

263013  a robot: I used to be a bank teller and we would collect and save money that was really old, beat up, drawn/written on or otherwise mutilated, and send it back to the government. I'm not saying that system is perfect but I just don't think it's very likely that this kind of bill would end up in an ATM

263004  Bluetocracy: Critical fail on your walk roll. It's definitely a Monday.

263005  Bluetocracy: I want some part of our planet to really be a steampunk culture, so we can go there to visit.

262993  FormerLurker: @Zarathustra youre right, totally gay. And thats why its rad.

263011  Bluetocracy: You are what you eat... Oh, so you ARE fingernails.

262994  FormerLurker: Healthy as a horse now.

262946  Whatever: Fact: theres sexual innuendo in every successful fast food franchise logo if you look at it right

262949  Whatever: On the bright side, you only have to buy one of these horrors, and it coordinates with Halloween

262997  Not A Bot: looks like the fence won a few, too

263011  Mr. Butt: Some words are both nouns and adjectives, depending on how you use them.

263009  FormerLurker: For the record, despite my criticisms, I still voted rad.

262956  Whatever: But is it kosher?

263009  FormerLurker: See, thats awesome that they literally ran out of everything... but as a former restaurant manager, I feel like what they shouldve done is go to the grocery store and pay full prices for more ingredients. Even the most unusual ingredients can typically be found at restaurant supply stores that are in even medium sized cities. As I always used to tell my staff, the customer is more valuable than the product. But hey, Im out of the restaurant industry now entirely, so its not my problem!

262959  Whatever: Obviously poaching from Chipotle

263008  Shay: And you see kids, this is why daddy drinks.

262901  Side Boob: Please state the nature of the fashion emergency.

262965  Whatever: Trumps new lawyer looks pretty darn sharp

262968  Whatever: And thats the last time anyone saw Santa alive

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262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262811 Felicity: @Felicity 20 plus plus, I meant

262856 VeeKay: Always suspected this is what girls do when they go to the bathroom together.

262685 Felicity: How are them Duke boys going to get out of this one?

262891 Scoo: Number three, why they so damn hard to close back up without the other side popping out?

262731 tib gubb: @Robespierre I was fortunate enough to have a rich agriculture (relatively) locally, where anything seasonal could be delivered within 12 hours or so from harvest. We were food exporters, so we only had seasonal availability, and only B-grade picks. It did bring a lot to visiting a supermarket, when each season had its own distinct smell... Nowadays, it's farmers' markets that practice that, but they're not there year-round

262697 piranharama: Great band name

262806 Felicity: Or start every sentence with "So..."

262756 weirduncle: @sparename rad for this

262678 Science: Lighten up, Thanos



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 djublonskopf: Quoth the raven: "That droid has a map that leads straight to Luke Skywalker."
 Peach: Oh hey, this look like it's from Convergence! I was there!
 Shay: Edgar Allen WHOA
 Mr Shifty: Me, but on a very good day.
 Peter Pantsless: I'd like to solve the puzzle: Edgar Allen Poe Dameron
Image 190601   07-11-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
488
 
 djublonskopf: "Orange you glad I got you this corsage?"
 ChubbyBuddy: Orng me, bro
 Mr Shifty: This has restored my interest in both fruit and watches.
 copunter: much better taste than than the watches churned out by that other fruit company
 Vivian: WHOOMP! There it is.
Image 190600   07-11-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
518
 
 Air Biscuit: "pizza for a mr. Sewer urchin?" "Yeah definitely me. Yeah. Definitely."
 trelyate: Ninja Turtles ordered delivery
 UnknownSample: We all float down here
 Ulillillia: Why doesn't that ever happen in my city? :(
 tib gubb: i know it's a trap... don't try and stop me.
 antipatterns: That's just the lure on some sewer anglerfish
 Mr Shifty: Seriously sir, this is not a drain-based murder cult at all! Please come and share our pizza!
 au bon pain: I;m thinking about thos pissaz
 Ihminen: Yup. Too tempting even if the rest of the lady you don't see is just some hideous sewer monster
 scribbs: @WaffleIron Bacon? Worth it.
 WaffleIron: Ohhhh no, that's how I got trapped in the ninja turtles sex dungeon LAST time... say wait, is there bacon on that pizza?
Image 190599   07-11-17   Uploaded by    Religion X
Score:
203
 
 Science: @Robespierre: Damn it, I missed your response and wound up listening to the worst "music" I've ever heard. I watched "Breakfast (Syrup)" and both my eyes and ears bled.
 Mad Collager: Is it painful to have your ovaries pumped out by swag?
 antipatterns: @Robespierre I agree, but attribute this to a widespread terrifying nihilism infecting all culture. Even me. Yikes.
 kshoxx: @fanny "Gucci Gucci" by Kreayshawn, whoever that is.
 eumoria: @Teechur Circa 1980, Alaskan Way, Seattle: Extremely drunk, I went to get a tattoo of a battleship on my chest; the USS Missouri, I believe, which I had seen in Bremerton. The artiste refused to do it; I became belligerent about it and he said, "I'll only be able to get half of it done tonight. You'll wake up tomorrow semi-sober, see half a battleship tattooed on your chest, and more likely than not you'll be overwhelmed with regret. Come back when you're sober sometime." I couldn't argue with that logic.
 Teechur: Maybe there should be a 10-day waiting period before getting a tattoo. Perhaps sobriety and reason might have a chance of returning.
 fanny: oh wow. the quotation marks mean this is from something? or maybe she said it?
 greenbean: @Prostata Common sense is an extremely rare commodity these days, even in miniscule amounts.
 Prostata: @antipatterns if she had any common sense she wouldn't have gotten it
 Drunk Orc: I see...
 antipatterns: I would pay her not to get that tattoo.
Image 190598   07-11-17   Uploaded by    The Bees
Score:
527
 
 Radstarboom: Thinkin' bout' those human beans.
Image 190597   07-11-17   Uploaded by    TheTakeDown
Score:
239
 
 SS Keith: @dangerous dave According to Google Translate, thats what Oishi kirimasu ka? means! :-)
 dangerous dave: @Felicity The gal who owned the cat was asking her if she was ... *tasty*?
 Frank herbert: @dangerous dave According to Google Translate (with a little careful respelling such as wakarimasu) that is Japanese for Are you tasty? Is it safe for you? I understand
 franktank: @Mr. Shine, oh yeah :)
 Mr Shifty: 'Bird of prey' literally
 dangerous dave: The moment I realized that my cats didn't understand a thing I was saying was when I watched a foreign movie and a cat goes out a window onto the roof, and it's owner yells, "Oishi kirimash kah! Nihanki deshi mash kah! Wah karri mahs!"
 fanny: username/upload confusing combo
 Mr. Shine: Wind-up birds chronicle?
 WaffleIron: I just don't get it.
Image 190596   07-11-17   Uploaded by    Aufziehvogel
Score:
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 bookcase: Roscoe Pee Cola
 Mad Collager: Actually, without the caramel color, cola looks remarkably like pee.
 Ulillillia: When You Have a YUGE Thirst
 WTF: Peeeeeee-Cooooola... Peeeeeee-Coooooola!
 rory: Hotter than a urinary tract infection
 FabricMan: Made in China
 Mr. Shine: Why does it burn so bad?
 WaffleIron: Dangerously dehydrated, seek medical attention immediately.
Image 190595   07-11-17   Uploaded by    Peter Pantsless
Score:
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 Mad Collager: Sooooo, where are all these highways across the Pacific?
 Shay: I could've swore they made a City Connection cartoon.
 Ulillillia: Pull over boy and get your ticket right
 WTF: @Sandor Are you saying that I can't shoot oil cans at the cop cars to make them spin?
 tib gubb: are you a bad enough dude?
 copunter: this game is so fancy, you already know
 Sandor: I kind of miss when games didn't even try to be realistic in any way
Image 190594   07-11-17   Uploaded by    sandwiches
Score:
311
 
 a robot: The use of "maybe" instead of "may be" here is very annoying.
 tib gubb: heck. yes.
Image 190593   07-11-17   Uploaded by    Bu7Z
Score:
316
 
 antipatterns: Oh you're an aspiring Reiki practitioner?
 Mr. Shine: @WaffleIron beautiful irony
 WaffleIron: I can feel my chakras aligning already! (As a side note I asked my browser to spell check "chakras" and it suggested "charades")
Image 190592   07-11-17   Uploaded by    Amiga 1000
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