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228421  Zukero: Autorad for Gandahar!

228460  brian greene: war is never about who wins its about whos left

228473  Zukero: Is that the cockblocker I've been hearing about?

228474  Zukero: Let him win kids. It's for your own good.

228423  kornisjon: That's a very Jim Morrison stare.

228418  Jabberwikket: Hey, do you have a minute to talk about why you should give me treats?

228468  Yurishiro: Instructions unclear: stood with a foot in each and peed on the wall.

228473  Yurishiro: I don't have the energy for this.

228474  Yurishiro: So? Where are you putin the X?

228451  Yurishiro: moar ber

228452  Yurishiro: Don't be ridiculous, I expected a tablet. How could a plasma TV get outta there?!

228460  Yurishiro: Thank you for your service.

228464  Yurishiro: "Shit. I mean-meow?"

228467  Yurishiro: Perfect Xmas

228469  Yurishiro: Credit Kc Green

228472  Yurishiro: Big corporations vs. small entrepreneurs.

228464  charlemagne: then they all point at you and scream like donald sutherland

228468  charlemagne: for that post sex piss

228431  Jabberwikket: And stay off my plain ! Ya damn kids !!! [Shakes paw]

228479  humanfog: Suuure he did.

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3. Scoo
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228312 Spazstatic: JPP, just plain Pete

228218 El Barto: Sweaty stompers.

228347 dangerkeith3000: This is a cute picture but the next one is the money shot.

228362 sandwiches: @Robespierre im dead

228373 sparename: The perils of motorised Lego

228374 apoxia: White meat only.

228339 Lestrange: @Robespierre Seems fair though.

228313 Donut: Comic Sans doesn't make this quote any lighter.

228348 Darmstadtium: @Hyphae ... and yet we keep coming back... over and over and over and over again...

228321 androbot: me too @Yurishiro



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10. EndlessVanity: 1977 points
11. greg: 1948 points
12. Fast Sloth: 1929 points
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Score:
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 Air Biscuit: "pizza for a mr. Sewer urchin?" "Yeah definitely me. Yeah. Definitely."
 trelyate: Ninja Turtles ordered delivery
 UnknownSample: We all float down here
 Ulillillia: Why doesn't that ever happen in my city? :(
 tib gubb: i know it's a trap... don't try and stop me.
 antipatterns: That's just the lure on some sewer anglerfish
 Mr Shifty: Seriously sir, this is not a drain-based murder cult at all! Please come and share our pizza!
 Robespierre: I;m thinking about thos pissaz
 Ihminen: Yup. Too tempting even if the rest of the lady you don't see is just some hideous sewer monster
 scribbs: @WaffleIron Bacon? Worth it.
 WaffleIron: Ohhhh no, that's how I got trapped in the ninja turtles sex dungeon LAST time... say wait, is there bacon on that pizza?
Image 190599   07-11-17   Uploaded by    Religion X
Score:
203
 
 Science: @Robespierre: Damn it, I missed your response and wound up listening to the worst "music" I've ever heard. I watched "Breakfast (Syrup)" and both my eyes and ears bled.
 Mad Collager: Is it painful to have your ovaries pumped out by swag?
 antipatterns: @Robespierre I agree, but attribute this to a widespread terrifying nihilism infecting all culture. Even me. Yikes.
 Robespierre: @fanny "Gucci Gucci" by Kreayshawn, whoever that is.
 Robespierre: @Teechur Circa 1980, Alaskan Way, Seattle: Extremely drunk, I went to get a tattoo of a battleship on my chest; the USS Missouri, I believe, which I had seen in Bremerton. The artiste refused to do it; I became belligerent about it and he said, "I'll only be able to get half of it done tonight. You'll wake up tomorrow semi-sober, see half a battleship tattooed on your chest, and more likely than not you'll be overwhelmed with regret. Come back when you're sober sometime." I couldn't argue with that logic.
 Teechur: Maybe there should be a 10-day waiting period before getting a tattoo. Perhaps sobriety and reason might have a chance of returning.
 fanny: oh wow. the quotation marks mean this is from something? or maybe she said it?
 Robespierre: @Prostata Common sense is an extremely rare commodity these days, even in miniscule amounts.
 Prostata: @antipatterns if she had any common sense she wouldn't have gotten it
 Robespierre: I see...
 antipatterns: I would pay her not to get that tattoo.
Image 190598   07-11-17   Uploaded by    The Bees
Score:
527
 
 Radstarboom: Thinkin' bout' those human beans.
Image 190597   07-11-17   Uploaded by    TheTakeDown
Score:
239
 
 Felicity: @dangerous dave According to Google Translate, thats what Oishi kirimasu ka? means! :-)
 dangerous dave: @Felicity The gal who owned the cat was asking her if she was ... *tasty*?
 Felicity: @dangerous dave According to Google Translate (with a little careful respelling such as wakarimasu) that is Japanese for Are you tasty? Is it safe for you? I understand
 Aufziehvogel: @Mr. Shine, oh yeah :)
 Mr Shifty: 'Bird of prey' literally
 dangerous dave: The moment I realized that my cats didn't understand a thing I was saying was when I watched a foreign movie and a cat goes out a window onto the roof, and it's owner yells, "Oishi kirimash kah! Nihanki deshi mash kah! Wah karri mahs!"
 fanny: username/upload confusing combo
 Mr. Shine: Wind-up birds chronicle?
 WaffleIron: I just don't get it.
Image 190596   07-11-17   Uploaded by    Aufziehvogel
Score:
378
 
 Felicity: Roscoe Pee Cola
 Mad Collager: Actually, without the caramel color, cola looks remarkably like pee.
 Ulillillia: When You Have a YUGE Thirst
 WTF: Peeeeeee-Cooooola... Peeeeeee-Coooooola!
 Robespierre: Hotter than a urinary tract infection
 FabricMan: Made in China
 Mr. Shine: Why does it burn so bad?
 WaffleIron: Dangerously dehydrated, seek medical attention immediately.
Image 190595   07-11-17   Uploaded by    Peter Pantsless
Score:
200
 
 Mad Collager: Sooooo, where are all these highways across the Pacific?
 Shay: I could've swore they made a City Connection cartoon.
 Ulillillia: Pull over boy and get your ticket right
 WTF: @Sandor Are you saying that I can't shoot oil cans at the cop cars to make them spin?
 tib gubb: are you a bad enough dude?
 copunter: this game is so fancy, you already know
 Sandor: I kind of miss when games didn't even try to be realistic in any way
Image 190594   07-11-17   Uploaded by    sandwiches
Score:
311
 
 a robot: The use of "maybe" instead of "may be" here is very annoying.
 tib gubb: heck. yes.
Image 190593   07-11-17   Uploaded by    Bu7Z
Score:
316
 
 antipatterns: Oh you're an aspiring Reiki practitioner?
 Mr. Shine: @WaffleIron beautiful irony
 WaffleIron: I can feel my chakras aligning already! (As a side note I asked my browser to spell check "chakras" and it suggested "charades")
Image 190592   07-11-17   Uploaded by    Amiga 1000
Score:
247
 
 Felicity: Hey Ive got your old ID and youre all dressed up like the Cure
 Air Biscuit: Whats the disease?
 cenecia: Friday I'm in love, but by Sunday I look like this.
 Robespierre: You looked good back then, Bob. You really did.
 Mexico: Including the embarrassing ones. Especially the embarrassing ones.
Image 190591   07-11-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
162
 
 RalphyNoPants: @trelyate not grilledsloinbacon/F5xy5wkFyiM
 trelyate: reminds me of youtube.com/…
 Mr. Shine: This winged girlfriend donated to the Patreon.
Image 190590   07-11-17   Uploaded by    sandwiches
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