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238840  Mr. Shine: Mondays, amirite?!

238843  Mr. Shine: @WTF and has yet to murder. . . .

238847  Mr. Shine: *Beavis and Butthead snickering*

238842  Yurishiro: Plot twist. This guy is from C.S.I. and he WILL find you.

238813  savvoy: #justyogathings

238819  savvoy: For some reason, my first thought was 'platypus'

238845  Yurishiro: "Hello? Mo-GHYWAAAAAAHAAAAAA---------..."

238821  savvoy: "I'm catching shitfish!"

238846  Yurishiro: But can you find the 5th?! Enjoy!

238824  savvoy: That pretty much sums up the Russian economy right there

238836  Beef Supreme: I've never been to an existentialist wedding.

238826  savvoy: Etsy: a wretched hive of scum and villany

238823  Yurishiro: @Mad Collager heh, I thought that too! + for our mental link

238784  FabricMan: If Frank Sinata sang country

238834  Yurishiro: @Christina good*

238842  savvoy: Gods of my people, bring misfortune to this person.

238833  Christina: Reading: bad vote.

238846  savvoy: Different is not the same as wrong, you utter tool

238834  Christina: Dog is silly.

238800  FabricMan: I remember a Nike commercial featuring Ken Griffey Jr that went like this

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238744 FireBreathingMarmot: Fresh from the barber shop.

238694 FireBreathingMarmot: You can get special swabs on Amazon to wipe the ghosts off your sensor.

238704 Darmstadtium: You should try Bing, it is cheaper

238766 Yurishiro: I imagine F doing a boob honking sound

238747 wolfpk: Holy cow, I just now saw the naked lady! I guess my mind was to distracted by thinking of werewolf legs.

238752 Kaviri: Wanna grow, grow up to be, be a debaser.

238582 Sadpygmy: Ach fook

238781 Felicity: I met rock star Lee Aaron, but it was during her jazz phase

238574 addend: "...or my son..."

238697 Captain Marsupial: Early Borg concept art sucked.

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 6. Christina: 2683 points
 7. Booty Kicker: 2362 points
 8. Fursona: 2231 points
 9. discodisco: 2203 points
10. Warrax: 2113 points
11. Mr. Shine: 2061 points
12. watwatwat: 2055 points
13. Taters: 2016 points
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15. Shay: 1895 points
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 Science: @Robespierre: Damn it, I missed your response and wound up listening to the worst "music" I've ever heard. I watched "Breakfast (Syrup)" and both my eyes and ears bled.
 Mad Collager: Is it painful to have your ovaries pumped out by swag?
 antipatterns: @Robespierre I agree, but attribute this to a widespread terrifying nihilism infecting all culture. Even me. Yikes.
 Robespierre: @fanny "Gucci Gucci" by Kreayshawn, whoever that is.
 Robespierre: @Teechur Circa 1980, Alaskan Way, Seattle: Extremely drunk, I went to get a tattoo of a battleship on my chest; the USS Missouri, I believe, which I had seen in Bremerton. The artiste refused to do it; I became belligerent about it and he said, "I'll only be able to get half of it done tonight. You'll wake up tomorrow semi-sober, see half a battleship tattooed on your chest, and more likely than not you'll be overwhelmed with regret. Come back when you're sober sometime." I couldn't argue with that logic.
 Teechur: Maybe there should be a 10-day waiting period before getting a tattoo. Perhaps sobriety and reason might have a chance of returning.
 fanny: oh wow. the quotation marks mean this is from something? or maybe she said it?
 Robespierre: @Prostata Common sense is an extremely rare commodity these days, even in miniscule amounts.
 Prostata: @antipatterns if she had any common sense she wouldn't have gotten it
 Robespierre: I see...
 antipatterns: I would pay her not to get that tattoo.
Image 190598   07-11-17   Uploaded by    The Bees
 Radstarboom: Thinkin' bout' those human beans.
Image 190597   07-11-17   Uploaded by    TheTakeDown
 Felicity: @dangerous dave According to Google Translate, thats what Oishi kirimasu ka? means! :-)
 dangerous dave: @Felicity The gal who owned the cat was asking her if she was ... *tasty*?
 Felicity: @dangerous dave According to Google Translate (with a little careful respelling such as wakarimasu) that is Japanese for Are you tasty? Is it safe for you? I understand
 franktank: @Mr. Shine, oh yeah :)
 Mr Shifty: 'Bird of prey' literally
 dangerous dave: The moment I realized that my cats didn't understand a thing I was saying was when I watched a foreign movie and a cat goes out a window onto the roof, and it's owner yells, "Oishi kirimash kah! Nihanki deshi mash kah! Wah karri mahs!"
 fanny: username/upload confusing combo
 Mr. Shine: Wind-up birds chronicle?
 WaffleIron: I just don't get it.
Image 190596   07-11-17   Uploaded by    Aufziehvogel
 Felicity: Roscoe Pee Cola
 Mad Collager: Actually, without the caramel color, cola looks remarkably like pee.
 Ulillillia: When You Have a YUGE Thirst
 WTF: Peeeeeee-Cooooola... Peeeeeee-Coooooola!
 Robespierre: Hotter than a urinary tract infection
 FabricMan: Made in China
 Mr. Shine: Why does it burn so bad?
 WaffleIron: Dangerously dehydrated, seek medical attention immediately.
Image 190595   07-11-17   Uploaded by    Peter Pantsless
 Mad Collager: Sooooo, where are all these highways across the Pacific?
 Shay: I could've swore they made a City Connection cartoon.
 Ulillillia: Pull over boy and get your ticket right
 WTF: @Sandor Are you saying that I can't shoot oil cans at the cop cars to make them spin?
 tib gubb: are you a bad enough dude?
 copunter: this game is so fancy, you already know
 Sandor: I kind of miss when games didn't even try to be realistic in any way
Image 190594   07-11-17   Uploaded by    sandwiches
 a robot: The use of "maybe" instead of "may be" here is very annoying.
 tib gubb: heck. yes.
Image 190593   07-11-17   Uploaded by    Bu7Z
 antipatterns: Oh you're an aspiring Reiki practitioner?
 Mr. Shine: @WaffleIron beautiful irony
 WaffleIron: I can feel my chakras aligning already! (As a side note I asked my browser to spell check "chakras" and it suggested "charades")
Image 190592   07-11-17   Uploaded by    Amiga 1000
 Felicity: Hey Ive got your old ID and youre all dressed up like the Cure
 Air Biscuit: Whats the disease?
 cenecia: Friday I'm in love, but by Sunday I look like this.
 Robespierre: You looked good back then, Bob. You really did.
 Mexico: Including the embarrassing ones. Especially the embarrassing ones.
Image 190591   07-11-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 RalphyNoPants: @trelyate not grilledsloinbacon/F5xy5wkFyiM
 trelyate: reminds me of…
 Mr. Shine: This winged girlfriend donated to the Patreon.
Image 190590   07-11-17   Uploaded by    sandwiches
 Entertainmentalist: The other day, I saw a four-wheel bike chained to a bike rack at work. The rear part was from a cargo tricycle, the front fork had been replaced with one of those push carts with large front wheels (and the back wheels had been removed). I suspect it wasn't the most stable pedal-powered conveyance, but it looked like it could move quite a bit of cargo.
 RalphyNoPants: It's not stupid if it works.
 Air Biscuit: For people who love excercise and yardwork and want both.
Image 190589   07-11-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
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