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249437  jochenau: Starbucks is branching out into the septic tank pumping business, I see.

249442  Musician: Looks like Doc Brown is having girlfriend problems.

249441  jochenau: Dear J. Edgar Hoover: @kimjongun infects our minds with insidious propaganda, while this endless stream of crappy classics evinces a plot to sabotage our beloved Spaceship. Tighten your corset, put on your best garters, and come to our rescue right away! Sincerely, A Concerned Citizen

249385  dangerkeith3000: rad

249391  dangerkeith3000: HA! He has a wet peter.

249392  dangerkeith3000: okay enough with the tide pod jokes

249400  dangerkeith3000: This is unbearable.

249405  dangerkeith3000: I would have never thought she was talking about boobs until the comments. I was just wondering how she was proud of her grades getting worse.

249374  raditzu: It's camouflage level is over 9000

249396  raditzu: Quato has to work for his living too

249431  dangerkeith3000: OKAY ENOUGH, DAD!

249437  WannaBee: Subliminal message.

249421  Dr. Bathroom: @Astanapan I was thinking exactly the same thing.

249437  dangerkeith3000: it's just dirt + water

249438  raditzu: Your duck looks sick.

249310  piranharama: Beauty of Korea?

249445  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

249429  jochenau: @Knice I'm wondering what happens if an EU person uses the site now. Do the EU Privacy Police storm their house?

249430  jochenau: The Deposition, by Raphael

249422  PenguinBartender: @Air Biscuit *slow clapping gradually escalating into standing applause*

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249320 fanny: Who let the dogs out? who? who?

249182 tib gubb: it's in your butt boi

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249333 Jaunty Shrimp: You can take your hand out of my cold, dead gun.

249319 Felicity: Christina Superstar?

249189 lebron: wow @jochenau!!!

249243 Side Boob: Hey! It's that one guy from 'Bosom Buddies' on TV

249175 Otterman: @WTF (In Hans Moleman voice) Give me the biggest ice cream cone you have. No, that's too big.

249187 Passive: Mrs. Jones, are you trying to seduce me?



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Score:
225
 
 Dr Awkward: "Dear God, please accept my duck face prayer
 Scoo: And for this kid too?
 petepuma: They also need some paper towels and some methadone
 fanny: Fwd: Fwd: from aunt cathy So funny!!
Image 190521   07-11-17   Uploaded by    satoshi
Score:
362
 
 DrinkMixMan: Dear God, please send clothes to those poor ladies on dad's computer.
 RiderFan: A nest, a woman wearing pantyhose, and a fur rug. This is someone's fetish.
 Porm Munties: This looks like something Salvador Dali would photograph.
 Beef Supreme: He who laughs last is just a hand in the bush.
 Niels Bohr: Step one: cut a hole in the nest.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: dear jeebus pleeds sends this crotch some eggs.
 Knice: How did you get the beans above the frank?
 Mr. Butt: That time of the month lol am I right fellas??
 Dr Awkward: Cojones
 petepuma: is she riding an alpaca?
 ChubbyBuddy: the popcorn trick predates popcorn
 WaffleIron: Is this a metaphor?
Image 190520   07-11-17   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
211
 
 SpaceCow: "In the end, we are all like owls riding platonic geometric shapes through the woods of life. Dragged along by the perfection of existence into an inevitable death. Unblinking witnesses to our own trials of expiration." - Werner Herzog, probably.
 edvard: Die Eulen sind nicht was sie scheinen.
 zodiacflash: Gravity Falls, late 1800's.
Image 190519   07-11-17   Uploaded by    arctic fox
Score:
287
 
 petepuma: Oui, I am French press
Image 190518   07-11-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
99
 
 Side Boob: *Star Trek fight music*
 Prostata: outcrop!
 Korrok: And now, a scene from America's Empty Quarter.
Image 190517   07-11-17   Uploaded by    chemical
Score:
401
 
 SpaceCow: In Mushroom Kingdom, fungus gets high off you!.
 Peter Pantsless: Hold my calls, I'm trippin balls
 kinggheedra: Edgy
Image 190516   07-11-17   Uploaded by    MC Delta T
Score:
156
 
 SpaceCow: Also, I MIGHT have a problem.
 kornisjon: It also might be whiskey.
 Peter Pantsless: Do they make one for you, too @Jack Daniels?
 ColdHotCool: @ChubbyBuddy I prefer chowdah myself.
 Fancy Clown: It's actually strychnine
 Nopetology: Mine is definitely vodka.
 ChubbyBuddy: *sip* nope, chowder
 Volwen: This mught be vodka
Image 190515   07-11-17   Uploaded by    Jack Daniels
Score:
565
 
 Ulillillia: Of course not, because hoverboards are now those stupid platforms with wheels.
 1979: Doesn't apply to this post tho, since you commented on the no comments lol.
 mrwiffler: I love posts that get over 300 points but no-one comments. Rad...'nuff said.
Image 190514   07-11-17   Uploaded by    BaconCake
Score:
148
 
 dangerous dave: I have just been informed that it's Mr *Chekov* who fires the photon torpedoes, not Mr Sulu. If that made the question 'impossible to answer', then please give your blue book to the T/A. I'm now going to go home and kill myself.
 grizzly: This emag class is dark.
 Horatio: f. Dude are you okay?
Image 190513   07-11-17   Uploaded by    hoobleton
Score:
123
 
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