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272861  DrNinjaman: 'Tis a fine boat, English, but sure it is no pool.

272868  DrNinjaman: Paper towel that fine you've got to romance first.

272875  DrNinjaman: Nailed it!

272892  DrNinjaman: @generic As an english ex-pat currently living in America you mean, right?

272868  Lantry: @Mumbles yeah but its the counter space that's so difficult to reach that you can't use it anyway

272903  DrNinjaman: No, no, no, that's for drying under-boob sweat.

272905  DrNinjaman: You're saying we should kill all the young people, gotcha!

272904  filthylaw: Dr. Hobo can't get fired from. Not because he's unemployed, but because he's unemployed with tenure.

272868  some guy : Where's the cat?

272882  Teechur: Bow ties are cool. Where's your fez?

272892  some guy : But 219 is Jacob's lucky number

272898  some guy : Suiticals and Neuticals

272899  Peter Pantsless: Dang, these city cars are getting smaller all the time

272914  midgetcastle: Her shell has been damaged since we first met her ten years ago. Thats why we always look out for her, shes had a rough life

272911  Peter Pantsless: Whoah, that might cause real problems if I were drunk. Hahaha "if" *falls on face*

272904  Sadbot: The best Fashion Souls

272899  Scoo: What the hell is a "Driver ID"?

272893  Air Biscuit: And the controllers that have the card slots will cost more than normal controllers. Its all about player choice.

272902  Not A Bot: Bruce Allmighty remake?

272895  lizzz: Goddamn if your flash doesn't work, try adjusting the image brightness b4 posting your night photos.

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272540 Science: @a sedated moose: Yep. And apparently it's now all factory farming where the civets are horribly mistreated.

272734 Throwbot: I imagine regular flavor tastes like beige

272683 White Rice: @Science damnit! I should have expected as much from a JC where an English teacher wouldn't answer to anything other than "Coach" and somehow marked me absent over 30 times in the first 2 weeks of class :-/ Well, leave it to @Science to set our misconceptions on science straight.

272681 Mr Bleak: Masterblaster: One man, one cat, and one chicken enter. One cat leaves.

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.

272539 Kaviri: Firepower.

272659 Mr Bleak: Looks like she is regretting the vegetarian option.

272774 Dr Awkward: Nah, we have a lot of locally own restaruants, shops, etc... that are those people's livelihood. We'll see how this all shakes out in a few years, but even at 15 dollars an hour, you're not buying a house here (out of town 2nd home owners, vacation rentals, and student housing makes that housing market crazy).

272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head



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 androbot: "Dear God, please accept my duck face prayer
 Scoo: And for this kid too?
 petepuma: They also need some paper towels and some methadone
 fanny: Fwd: Fwd: from aunt cathy So funny!!
Image 190521   07-11-17   Uploaded by    satoshi
Score:
362
 
 DrinkMixMan: Dear God, please send clothes to those poor ladies on dad's computer.
 RiderFan: A nest, a woman wearing pantyhose, and a fur rug. This is someone's fetish.
 Porm Munties: This looks like something Salvador Dali would photograph.
 Beef Supreme: He who laughs last is just a hand in the bush.
 Niels Bohr: Step one: cut a hole in the nest.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: dear jeebus pleeds sends this crotch some eggs.
 Knice: How did you get the beans above the frank?
 Mr. Butt: That time of the month lol am I right fellas??
 Dank Means: Cojones
 petepuma: is she riding an alpaca?
 ChubbyBuddy: the popcorn trick predates popcorn
 WaffleIron: Is this a metaphor?
Image 190520   07-11-17   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
211
 
 SpaceCow: "In the end, we are all like owls riding platonic geometric shapes through the woods of life. Dragged along by the perfection of existence into an inevitable death. Unblinking witnesses to our own trials of expiration." - Werner Herzog, probably.
 edvard: Die Eulen sind nicht was sie scheinen.
 zodiacflash: Gravity Falls, late 1800's.
Image 190519   07-11-17   Uploaded by    arctic fox
Score:
287
 
 petepuma: Oui, I am French press
Image 190518   07-11-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
99
 
 Side Boob: *Star Trek fight music*
 Prostata: outcrop!
 Korrok: And now, a scene from America's Empty Quarter.
Image 190517   07-11-17   Uploaded by    chemical
Score:
401
 
 SpaceCow: In Mushroom Kingdom, fungus gets high off you!.
 Peter Pantsless: Hold my calls, I'm trippin balls
 kinggheedra: Edgy
Image 190516   07-11-17   Uploaded by    MC Delta T
Score:
156
 
 SpaceCow: Also, I MIGHT have a problem.
 kornisjon: It also might be whiskey.
 Peter Pantsless: Do they make one for you, too @Jack Daniels?
 ColdHotCool: @ChubbyBuddy I prefer chowdah myself.
 Fancy Clown: It's actually strychnine
 Nopetology: Mine is definitely vodka.
 ChubbyBuddy: *sip* nope, chowder
 Volwen: This mught be vodka
Image 190515   07-11-17   Uploaded by    Jack Daniels
Score:
565
 
 Ulillillia: Of course not, because hoverboards are now those stupid platforms with wheels.
 1979: Doesn't apply to this post tho, since you commented on the no comments lol.
 mrwiffler: I love posts that get over 300 points but no-one comments. Rad...'nuff said.
Image 190514   07-11-17   Uploaded by    BaconCake
Score:
148
 
 dangerous dave: I have just been informed that it's Mr *Chekov* who fires the photon torpedoes, not Mr Sulu. If that made the question 'impossible to answer', then please give your blue book to the T/A. I'm now going to go home and kill myself.
 grizzly: This emag class is dark.
 Horatio: f. Dude are you okay?
Image 190513   07-11-17   Uploaded by    hoobleton
Score:
123
 
Go on. Leave a comment. Just a short one, even.
Image 190512   07-11-17   Uploaded by    berlin
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