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253262  kazzy94: Yeah but what's a preposition though?

253281  kazzy94: Seattle or Portland?

253225  grizzly: @dobbiesdoogs you made me yell "Fuck you!" at my phone. Xcom flashbacks.

253286  antipatterns: We can reduce all genuine human emotion to transactional relationships, but can't we be a bit more poetic about it?

253297  Bro Bro: The dad from grounded for life? The burned guy from the beginning of Blade

253222  brian greene: commander Data to the bridge!!!

253219  Science: I didn't like Norrtalje Prison in the Star Wars prequels, but she was alright in Thor

253236  Science: Frog and Toad are the best

253259  brian greene: nailed it

253247  Science: Costs $900 without insurance

253280  WTF: "Nerd" - See the dudes on Nerdist who claim to be nerds because they watch Doctor Who and have a couple of comic books yet are famous, hang out with celebrities, drive sports cars and have super model girlfriends.

253277  Science: Lot of cat tongue photos lately

253276  brian greene: wake up brian theres a puppy biting your dick

253278  Science: It's Loss, right?

253278  brian greene: read the book,seen the film now try the pie

253283  Science: @Side Boob: Covert implies that there is some level of subterfuge involved. This is pretty open.

253185  catheter: @Shay come on

253286  Side Boob: She'll never level up with that attitude :P

253258  Dick Inspector: Which Wikihow is this from?

253275  FabricMan: This isn't catnip!

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253189 Shay: @Wooden Spoon @wolfpk I thought it was a grown up Wil Wheaton.

253065 FireBreathingMarmot: I worked hard so my kids could have just as bad or worse.

253111 Wooden Spoon: Wheres my TAB?

253159 Wooden Spoon: @dangerkeith3000: maybe he sued Big Porkchop. They have the deepest pockets.

252990 xylophone: lolz @Jabberwikket

253037 FireBreathingMarmot: They spend their money on people - what a bunch of morons.

253186 Coolguy: 13. Every Friday is Pizza day.

253188 Teechur: @Warrax Good idea to loosen the nuts before jacking up the car. @well duh The last tire place I went to put the wheels on with an impact wrench. I have since replaced 8 studs and nuts that were messed up by being overtightened.

253003 FireBreathingMarmot: While weighing these radical lifestyle choices, consider eating a normal f-ing diet.

253170 FireBreathingMarmot: No more rain delays.

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Image 190476 is unbelievably bad (score -4) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by namaste. You have brought shame on us, namaste.
 frankie: Always Italian, too!
 Peter Pantsless: Sophia Loren, one of the best and most glamorous old-school actors. Always rad
Image 190475   07-10-17   Uploaded by    Chaplin
 duckfarts: hope your sign is waterproof
 Bagels: It would be funnier if it wasn't such an obvious photoshop
 apoxia: I hope it's laminated.
 Peter Pantsless: Well maybe not HERE...
 ChubbyBuddy: @Wet farts no but i am tough luck creep your gooin to piss jail
 Wet farts: Fuck you, sign. You're not a cop! *unzip*
 clayjar: Challenge accepted
Image 190474   07-10-17   Uploaded by    sandwiches
 trelyate: hold my calls, I'm trippin balls
 Jaunty Shrimp: So that's what Max Headroom is up to nowadays
 Amy Housewine: Ken was standing in the worst possible place when the celestial pole fell from the heavens.
 Air Biscuit: Lisa frank space
Image 190473   07-10-17   Uploaded by    eumoria
 Dreforian: @Annoying Vegan @Peter Pantsless So basically this is actually an ancient torture device and that's just a really big piece of toast.
 raditzu: Like a Sir.
 jimbiscuit: I got a headache toasting with this. And a second-degree burn on my wrist.
 fanny: you know this is how hipsters make toast
 divad: Chastity toast
 Peter Pantsless: @Annoying Vegan Or old clothes irons. Just slabs of iron you heated up, with a convenient wooden handle. Old-school living was metal AF
 Annoying Vegan : @Peter Pantsless @Nope Not to mention hair curling irons. So many fun ways to burn a house down!
 Peter Pantsless: @Nope What about the old bed warmers that were just pans of hot coals you shoved under the covers? Hardcore
 Nope: Old school toasters looked rad but were SUPER DANGEROUS. My god...
Image 190472   07-10-17   Uploaded by    namename
 Prostata: probably conceived there too
 divad: @astor thats an accordion though isn't it?
 ThoughtlessGentleman: and yep so when do they load up for mars?
Image 190471   07-10-17   Uploaded by    cishet
 Suburbanmom: Skin Flute string quartet?
 Scoo: Anyway, here's Wonderwall
Image 190470   07-10-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 brian greene: i would
 Zukero: Amazing. It passed image-bot.
 addend: Her suit. Hair suit. Hirsute.
 a robot: Well. Um. Hmmm. That's certainly something.
 apoxia: I've been hoping to see one of these modeled. I approve.
 ChubbyBuddy: pretty good from 50 yards, i'd say
 Ulillillia: Anyway, here's Wonderbra
 Wet farts: Oh god...
 ThoughtlessGentleman: cough. no thats good. im glad you uhhhh found the real you.
Image 190469   07-10-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 Jeffrat: Wow, who bought Andy Richter a horse?
 Amy Housewine: @Sage Googling such an indistinct name will be no use, so presumably I will have to.
 Sage: @Amy Housewine Alex Jones, apparently. Ignore him.
 Amy Housewine: Sooooo.... who is this? Apart from looking like Mac McDonald (which, I acknowledge, might not be the most widely-recognised reference. Genuinely no idea who this is, but he seems to have got up the gander of at least a few Aggronauts).
 Beef Supreme: What's he doing on the Spaceship? Opposition research?
 cenecia: When I'm not screaming about the globalists taking over our country or Obama turning our frogs gay with chemicals, I visit my ranch in Utah paid of by selling bogus supplements and fear! Beware of chemtrails and fluoride!
 Jaunty Shrimp: Get outta here with your Fred Flinstone wannabe ass
 a robot: Fuck that guy. He is not welcome aboard our FRIENDLY Spaceship, as he is not friendly to anyone. The horse can come aboard though, I feel sorry for her that she has to cart around this cockass.
 Amy Housewine: Mac McDonald got swole.
 Sadbot: @Nopetology Given that most of the time he looks like an angry pork shoulder, I can understand the misidentification
 Peter Pantsless: Noooo
 Nopetology: @Wet farts @funny in the wall @Sadbot Ah, nuts- I didn't recognize him. I just thought he was some random guy who looked friendly enough that he might even be Canadian. I almost hit the button on "Vladimir Poutine", but didn't want anybody to think that I was throwing shade at Canadians in general or some random guy in particular..
 Ulillillia: Does your girlfriend have a very strong back?
 Peach: Take off that ridiculous swimsuit, Jenny.
 Wet farts: I never expected to see Alex Jones on the spaceship. Welcome aboard!
 funny in the wall: Don't forget making proprietary health pills @Sadbot
 Sadbot: @Nopetology He's instead cheerfully instigating "pizzagaters" and losing custody of his kids.
 duckfarts: Level 1 Barbarian is off to fight some goblins
 Jennerator: Dollar store Putin attempts to grin
 Nopetology: Imposter! This man looks far too cheerful to prop up a monster like Assad or annex Crimea..
Image 190468   07-10-17   Uploaded by    Mentos Pormer
 Jabberwikket: Skateboarding, heroin, and cats welcome
 LurkedMoar: I don't wanna be trespassed
 twisty: So waterskiing is OK. Good to know
 duckfarts: why yes, we are wheelchair accessible
Image 190467   07-10-17   Uploaded by    Pegged Lamb
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