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272927  SS Keith: That time when the blueprints were accidentally swapped with an MC Escher drawing...

272931  wolfpk: Must have had some of the pot before making the brownies.

272944  funy speling: Wait? Who's a good boy?!? I NEED TO KNOW!

272944  trees: I have the same look when I relalize it's my birthday

272944  togboat: Is this a trick? This is a trick. What's the trick? Why are you tricking me!?

272943  Remp Wulgus: The a-paw-colypse is coming!

272617  Mr Bleak: Switcherino of stupidity.

272618  Mr Bleak: All those in favour of Tuna for breakfast, raise a paw.

272905  Fiveninety: ok but i would like to note that warning labels don't exist to protect stupid people from themselves. they're to protect companies and property owners from stupid people, their lawyers and their frivolous lawsuits

272931  Commodore 64: Bad pun fly, eat shit.

272933  Passive: "Early cloning techniques were crude, but we got results"

272933  Passive: "Early cloning techniques were crude, but we got results"

272930  Passive: "So, uhhhh you gonna finish that vomit?"

272929  Passive: "Ask me how much I saved with State Farm"

272915  addend: What?

272920  addend: Meanwhile, in a higher income bracket, "Command+C, Command+V".

272678  Passive: "Looks like mew need a catalytic converter, also I know you just closed the hood but I need to get back in there."

272925  addend: zzZ.

272926  addend: Zzz (but much taller).

272927  addend: Zzz.

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272774 Dr Awkward: Nah, we have a lot of locally own restaruants, shops, etc... that are those people's livelihood. We'll see how this all shakes out in a few years, but even at 15 dollars an hour, you're not buying a house here (out of town 2nd home owners, vacation rentals, and student housing makes that housing market crazy).

272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.

272683 White Rice: @Science damnit! I should have expected as much from a JC where an English teacher wouldn't answer to anything other than "Coach" and somehow marked me absent over 30 times in the first 2 weeks of class :-/ Well, leave it to @Science to set our misconceptions on science straight.

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

272734 Throwbot: I imagine regular flavor tastes like beige

272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head

272892 UltraBeverly: @grizzly its $2.09/hr for waiters in Ohio, but $10.50 (min wage) in Los Angeles. Very confusing.

272659 Mr Bleak: Looks like she is regretting the vegetarian option.

272663 Science: According to Stormfront, poor doggo is allergic to his house and humans. He got some shots and is on the mend. I can commiserate, since one of my dogs is allergic to something too.

272681 Passive: "So, how would you describe the intersex experience?"



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 petepuma: John Wick 3 is gonna be amazing
 divad: We've got b, hb and no pencils
 Jaunty Shrimp: A couple of years ago I had a student who used a pencil to stab a girl so hard the tip went through her jeans and broke off in her thigh. That wasn't even the worst/scariest thing he did. *eye twitch*
 Teechur: I totally understand this. I would lend a pencil to a stoodint only to find it at the end of the period at the stoodint's desk, broken in two.
 duckfarts: he likes pens
 WTF: He stands outside wearing sunglasses while holding a cup of money. People put a pencil in the cup and take a quarter in return.
 fanny: maybe they meant No. 2 pencils, because you know those are the only ones that work in the scantrons.
 SomeCanadian: He just spends them on booze anyway.
 Shay: He's thinking about those pencils.
Image 190455   07-10-17   Uploaded by    kensin
Score:
217
 
 hajjpodge: Man I fucking love this still.
 Phum Munts: Lawn jihad.
 DrinkMixMan: Islamic State in Suburbia
 Wet farts: The AK47 is a wonderful lawnmower.
 hajjpodge: @Jennerator That thought ran through my head at lightning speed as I scrolled down, and I saw someone made the comment and I am proud.
 duckfarts: i gotta say, he does a good job
 Jennerator: ALLAHU BACKYARD
 ChubbyBuddy: its already Ramowdan?
 WaffleIron: You know there's a redneck mowing his lawn with an M4 strapped to his tractor, "just in case the bad guys show up".
Image 190454   07-10-17   Uploaded by    Albo Grungus
Score:
172
 
 Jennerator: Come back from a business trip with this in your luggage and see how many of your words I believe.
 dobbiesdoogs: don't shush me, i know how to pronounce hotel already
Image 190453   07-10-17   Uploaded by    afroking
Score:
170
 
 Jabberwikket: Is this gonna be the new planking ?
 duckfarts: @ChubbyBuddy seriously, why would you sit on a toilet
 A duck: @guest Hey bro, I gotta go / Let me through, I gotta go number two
 raditzu: doomed is the race that needs such signs
 guest: i sit down when i pee / there's nothing that crazy about me / i'm just takin a wiz, mind your own biz, why is everybody always laughing at me
 Fiveninety: @ChubbyBuddy middle left = only vomit all over the walls, not in the toilet; top right = if you are going to pee standing up, aim at the floor.. or at least, that's my interpretation)
 ChubbyBuddy: at least 2 of those are completely unreasonable
Image 190452   07-10-17   Uploaded by    shipotle
Score:
152
 
 Mr. Shine: Soup's almost ready!
Image 190451   07-10-17   Uploaded by    bobby
Score:
214
 
 elmosco: @XLY Yup, that's a Vermeer, alright.
 Vorm Gongo: Give her enough rope...
 Jaunty Shrimp: Get the giraffe look
 XLY: shes missing a pearl earing
 Rocky XLVII: Cool shirt pattern
 Sadbot: @Peter Pantsless @fanny all I can say for sure is NOT HOT DOG
 Peter Pantsless: @fanny I'm still got some more coding to do, but I'll give you the link to the app when I'm finished
 fanny: is this one of them humans you guys have been talking about lately?
Image 190450   07-10-17   Uploaded by    mark64
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Score:
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 Ronick: Its out'ta this worlllllllddddddd
 Gonzo: Aint no party like an outer space party
 Jennerator: At least they have a reason for their health care plan to be 'bend over and get violently probed'
 ChubbyBuddy: i would happily vote for any political party with 'leaving the planet' as a main policy plank.
 Peter Pantsless: It's on the friendly spaceship, natch
Image 190448   07-10-17   Uploaded by    Jason Steak
Score:
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 sassysass: Virtual humanoids existing in the real world.
 Scoo: Dat stache, tho
 Peter Pantsless: COMPUTER GRAPHICS
Image 190447   07-10-17   Uploaded by    hexxx
Score:
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 a robot: @Felicity Vielleicht
 Life Whacker: Perhaps
 Ulillillia: Legorn
 seahawks: This is fine.
Image 190446   07-10-17   Uploaded by    frenk
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