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228248  Yurishiro: @Aufziehvogel why

228249  Yurishiro: They clicked on the left arrow and now on the left bed stuff is about to get down

228251  Yurishiro: Come on fred, don't play with yourself through the pocket jeez, it's a family photo.

228253  Yurishiro: I like how he enjoys admiring his own sign.

228255  Yurishiro: That's exactly the face I make when I see some guy approaching my girl in the disco.

228257  Yurishiro: that's not how you huff and puff

228263  Fiveninety: purple toupee will show the way when summer brings you down.. purple toupee and gold lame will turn your brain around

228272  Yurishiro: As per usual, critics only focus on the bad parts.

228273  Yurishiro: this is life

228230  raditzu: IS it a pizza there in place of bed and sofa?

228145  MyPasswordAintPassword: Dying @VeeKay

228274  raditzu: McGoth's Unhappy Meal

226603  Jabberwikket: Return flight #228265

228265  Jabberwikket: @Jabberwikket Oops. I meant #226603

228265  Jabberwikket: Fire danger moderate #206630

228229  tib gubb: "i already told you. you can't eat only cheese."

228246  tib gubb: classic duffman

228190  Aufziehvogel: I really want to know the story behind this

228193  Aufziehvogel: Is this from one of these "star wars" movies?

228195  Aufziehvogel: Ah, there it is, my collection of spider eggs

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228047 SuedeOxford: When two people kiss, they form a long tube with an anus at both ends. This is not worse than that.

228024 VeeKay: O beautiful for spacious skies, For amber waves of grain, For purple mountain majesties, Above the fruited plain! America! America! God shed His grace on thee, And crown thy good with brotherhood, From sea to shining sea!

228183 glenalec: Please explain?

227992 Robespierre: @glenalec From Blue Highways by William Least Heat Moon: "Who on Earth would eat wolf fish?" "Ask Mrs. Paul."

228074 Spazstatic: @Warrax if he didn't apologize, he wasn't a gentleman.

228067 glenalec: Contact .... has been made!

228072 Drump Porbs: uh huh @a robot!!!

227970 DrNinjaman: Louis CK's going ahead with that self help book after all.

228145 MyPasswordAintPassword: Dying @VeeKay

228190 Aufziehvogel: I really want to know the story behind this

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 petepuma: John Wick 3 is gonna be amazing
 divad: We've got b, hb and no pencils
 Jaunty Shrimp: A couple of years ago I had a student who used a pencil to stab a girl so hard the tip went through her jeans and broke off in her thigh. That wasn't even the worst/scariest thing he did. *eye twitch*
 Teechur: I totally understand this. I would lend a pencil to a stoodint only to find it at the end of the period at the stoodint's desk, broken in two.
 duckfarts: he likes pens
 WTF: He stands outside wearing sunglasses while holding a cup of money. People put a pencil in the cup and take a quarter in return.
 fanny: maybe they meant No. 2 pencils, because you know those are the only ones that work in the scantrons.
 SomeCanadian: He just spends them on booze anyway.
 Shay: He's thinking about those pencils.
Image 190455   07-10-17   Uploaded by    kensin
 hajjpodge: Man I fucking love this still.
 Robespierre: Lawn jihad.
 DrinkMixMan: Islamic State in Suburbia
 Wet farts: The AK47 is a wonderful lawnmower.
 hajjpodge: @Jennerator That thought ran through my head at lightning speed as I scrolled down, and I saw someone made the comment and I am proud.
 duckfarts: i gotta say, he does a good job
 ChubbyBuddy: its already Ramowdan?
 WaffleIron: You know there's a redneck mowing his lawn with an M4 strapped to his tractor, "just in case the bad guys show up".
Image 190454   07-10-17   Uploaded by    Albo Grungus
 Jennerator: Come back from a business trip with this in your luggage and see how many of your words I believe.
 dobbiesdoogs: don't shush me, i know how to pronounce hotel already
Image 190453   07-10-17   Uploaded by    afroking
 Jabberwikket: Is this gonna be the new planking ?
 duckfarts: @ChubbyBuddy seriously, why would you sit on a toilet
 Felicity: @guest Hey bro, I gotta go / Let me through, I gotta go number two
 raditzu: doomed is the race that needs such signs
 guest: i sit down when i pee / there's nothing that crazy about me / i'm just takin a wiz, mind your own biz, why is everybody always laughing at me
 Fiveninety: @ChubbyBuddy middle left = only vomit all over the walls, not in the toilet; top right = if you are going to pee standing up, aim at the floor.. or at least, that's my interpretation)
 ChubbyBuddy: at least 2 of those are completely unreasonable
Image 190452   07-10-17   Uploaded by    shipotle
 Mr. Shine: Soup's almost ready!
Image 190451   07-10-17   Uploaded by    bobby
 Robespierre: @XLY Yup, that's a Vermeer, alright.
 Robespierre: Give her enough rope...
 Jaunty Shrimp: Get the giraffe look
 XLY: shes missing a pearl earing
 Felicity: Cool shirt pattern
 Sadbot: @Peter Pantsless @fanny all I can say for sure is NOT HOT DOG
 Peter Pantsless: @fanny I'm still got some more coding to do, but I'll give you the link to the app when I'm finished
 fanny: is this one of them humans you guys have been talking about lately?
Image 190450   07-10-17   Uploaded by    mark64
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It was uploaded by Ment Thorp. Boo, Ment Thorp.
 Ronick: Its out'ta this worlllllllddddddd
 Felicity: Aint no party like an outer space party
 Jennerator: At least they have a reason for their health care plan to be 'bend over and get violently probed'
 ChubbyBuddy: i would happily vote for any political party with 'leaving the planet' as a main policy plank.
 Peter Pantsless: It's on the friendly spaceship, natch
Image 190448   07-10-17   Uploaded by    Jason Steak
 Robespierre: Virtual humanoids existing in the real world.
 Scoo: Dat stache, tho
Image 190447   07-10-17   Uploaded by    hexxx
 a robot: @Felicity Vielleicht
 Felicity: Perhaps
 Ulillillia: Legorn
 Dr Awkward: This is fine.
Image 190446   07-10-17   Uploaded by    frenk
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