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268957  Amy Housewine: Fencil.

268954  dangerkeith3000: They also sell those at Adam&Eve dot com.

268943  antipatterns: This looks like SMBC not... That other cursed watermark

268929  dangerkeith3000: Tom Waits as a dog.

268930  dangerkeith3000: Where is Johnny 5 gonna get all his gear?

268914  Uncle Phil: @Shay ebaum sold the site and opened a fancy steak house. Then sold the steak house.

268938  dangerkeith3000: This is what happens when abortions are illegal.

268941  dangerkeith3000: Sponge! Bob! Square! Tits!

268948  dangerkeith3000: I'm getting cremated, asshole.

268949  dangerkeith3000: Meows Davis

268952  dangerkeith3000: @Mr. Butt Sounds like Weird Al is really broadening his horizons.

268946  Sadbot: @Dr Awkward Lahren actually blathered about PP and contraception on the View last year. Let's just say her stance is... elitist and porridge-brained

268952  Mr. Butt: It's still on PornHub, if anyone feels inclined to watch it. I showed my girlfriend a month or two ago; she wasn't as amused as I'd hoped.

268952  Mr. Butt: The weirdest porn I ever saw went like this: a man teaching a woman to play accordion; she attempts to play Bohemian Rhapsody on the accordion; she messes up, so they get naked (as one does); then the guy starts peeing on her; then the woman starts peeing in a fancy teacup and drinks it...I don't remember what happens next.

268926  jochenau: This is apparently an Irish workbook for Catholic children, which is...horrifying. I'm not Catholic, but I'm 99% certain that this is some wack theology.

268949  Side Boob: :toot:

268946  WTF: You would think the conservatives would be FOR abortions since they seem to be the ones constantly found hooking up with large swaths of women.

268949  Amy Housewine: * Last Post *

268950  Side Boob: We're gonna need a bigger boat.

268944  Dr Awkward: Ooooooooooh

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268610 snipdawg: @WannaBee hug

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268830 ThoughtlessGentleman: @Teechur the dog looks great like you could hang out and get into whacky adventures.

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

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11. beyardo: 1584 points
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15. blablabla: 1433 points
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 Mr. Shine: "You know, for kids!"
 Christina: @UnknownSample They don't want the straw to be gay.
 UnknownSample: Who gets a bendy straw and leaves it straight!? Monsters..
 Mr Shifty: The single most polluting plastic item ever made.
 tib gubb: gay straws... this explains everything.
 Air Biscuit: *bends straw 361 degrees
Image 190380   07-10-17   Uploaded by    Remp Wulgus
Image 190379 is unbelievably bad (score -14) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Bumbo Lungys. Your image was bad, Bumbo Lungys.
 duckfarts: i'd buy that for a dollar!
 Shay: Goro working on dat suntan.
 DrinkMixMan: Don't do it son. How's that game going to help your putting?
 Horp Lello: @bug You too long clearing your throat!
 bug: @Ulillillia dangit
 bug: @Ulillillia dangit
 bug: Bonestorm is my... ahem, dancing name.
 Ulillillia: Dancing name
 Butcherboy: Buy me bonestorm or go to hell!
 piranharama: THRILLHOU
 Air Biscuit: Ninety nine cents!?!
 Scoo: You want excitement? Shove this up your stocking!
 Meow: take it! take it take it take it take it TAKE IT!
Image 190378   07-10-17   Uploaded by    afroking
 Christina: Is it a page from the Necromonicon?
 Spazstatic: Worst font ever.
 Mr Shifty: Don't wash your hair in acid rain water.
 VoR: Seaweed is dirty
Image 190377   07-10-17   Uploaded by    fullofwind
 thrilhouse: #189389 Toth Fairy
 2Berries: My dog ate my kids tooth before she got it under the pillow, so she wrote a letter to the fairy asking for sympathy. First draft was for money, second draft was for sympathy.
 Scoo: Awwwww
 Amiga 1000: This is really a child's plea for universal healthcare.... TOTH stands for "Task-force on Total Health"
Image 190376   07-10-17   Uploaded by    edvard
 duckfarts: @WTF it *could*, but then this would probably be taken in a hospital
 WTF: @duckfarts If it was a Pop Tart, that frosting is like concrete and wouldn't have left the surface of the tart.
 duckfarts: that's a pillsbury toaster strudel, i know them well
 Kim: Murphy stains another pair of pants
 Teechur: @Air Biscuit If he had a dog, he would have an easy solution, too. My dog responds to, "Bella! Clean up!"
 bug: @WaffleIron Plot twist: it got on his pants first, then stamped it onto a pastry.
 Air Biscuit: If you were a cat, this problem would have an easy solution.
 Knice: @Peter Pantsless Hahah, gross.
 Peter Pantsless: Breakfast just isn't the same without it
 WaffleIron: Sure, everyone will believe you.
Image 190375   07-10-17   Uploaded by    Albo Grungus
 Science: @Scoo: Doesn't matter. "Spoon Law" states that any water of any pressure expelled from a faucet, once contacting a spoon, will immediately take on the characteristics of water expelled at full force from that faucet.
 Scoo: Maybe don't turn the fucking water on full blast
 Ulillillia: Measuring spoons plus kitchen sink equals Gilbert Gottfried
Image 190374   07-10-17   Uploaded by    cassette1
 duckfarts: spoiler: the kid is the dad
 Air Biscuit: "I have a recipt thay says otherwise... AND I WANT MY REFUND!"
 Meow: Run kid!
 piranharama: Vote Rad, Bad or Not Dad
Image 190373   07-10-17   Uploaded by    i peed a lil
Image 190372 is unbelievably bad (score -13) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by John Blender. You have brought shame on us, John Blender.
 DimwaldtThrockmorton: Is it white and gold or blue and black?
Image 190371   07-10-17   Uploaded by    i peed a lil
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