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257885  Felicity: First, assume a spherical dog

257923  waterudoin: Amazon stop

257897  Felicity: And crawling on the planet's face

257913  tib gubb: that's not a human male's sex drive works

257825  werterland: This alligator is on a strict son-only diet. Please, no daughters.

257922  scribbs: Music on the go! Compact too!

257922  Watch Out: Apple to apple, WTF!

257908  jochenau: @well duh Well maybe those weird bluetooth earpieces count as being tiny cellphones? I do kind of wish we'd ended up with the tiny phones like in Zoolander though.

257911  jochenau: @a robot I didn't feel like squinting at pixels to figure out what was going on here but I saw your comment and now I am SAD.

257911  Solemn: People. The Spaceship is for fun, funny pictures, and a good time. You want creepy and sick, kindly take your trash back to Red.dit or Tum.blr and KEEP it there.

257921  catheter: Good pupperoni. The first NY police dog part confuses me though...

257910  Hyphae: @dangerkeith3000 "Big Fish" Aka- the long awaited remake of "Gladiator"

257911  Solemn: @a robot The product of a sick, twisted mind whose owner deserves to be dunked in an acid bath.

257912  Hyphae: Here we see Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson using deep method acting techniques to prepare for his upcoming role in "Junior Jr: Look Who's Junior Two!", the long awaited sequel to "Junior"

257912  Peter Pantsless: Chip off the ol' rock

257911  mexican: This is a pedophile's room.

257903  addend: Mmm... large knobs, gliding clockwise and back in my firm but gentle hold.

257775  robford: @Mr. Butt Dang

257911  a robot: Wallpapering your room with, say, anime characters is creepy but at least they are fictional drawings. These are all pictures of the girl from Lazytown who is most definitely a CHILD. Please can we make this gross crap go away

257911  a robot: Jesus Christ, what the everloving fuck is this shit :(

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257622 UltraBeverly: @dangerkeith3000 New Coke is PEOPLE! It's PEOPLE!

257686 tib gubb: heck yes

257772 DrNinjaman: There's a survey on the back. If you fill it out you get $10 your next dress rental

257769 Mad Collager: Do you really need THAT much insurance for one bike?

257634 barfolomew: "Name us after friends and we will swallow their souls!"

257724 addend: Is this Kansas City, Kansas, or Kansas City, Missouri? Asking for a friend.

257626 smusher: We all do the dew down here. You'll do the dew too.

257787 some guy : This image is upside-down.

257824 DrNinjaman: Damn it Spock, I'm a doc!

257855 UltraBeverly: Aw, I remember the Insane Clown Posse bus parked in front right before it was torn down. Sniff...



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15. rip odb: 1691 points
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 Kim: This is like my life. Someone rip my eggs out already.
 Mr Shifty: Marie Charlotte Carmichael Stopes, shown here inventing family planning.
 Slug Wind: Vile and vicious creature.
 divad: Stealing babies from herons is easy if you have an umbrella ella
 Amy Housewine: Dunno how it works in America but if you kill the stalk while it's delivering someone else's baby, you can guarantee that you won't get one yourself for absolutely ages. They have to have all new applicants for the position very thoroughly checked with the Criminal Records Bureau (because they're working with children) and it can take a long time.
 apoxia: Before reliable contraception this was the best you could hope to do.
Image 190306   07-10-17   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
222
 
 Jeffrat: But instead of sandworm land, neckbeards get banished to basment land?
 Jennysaurus: Plot similar to Candyman.
 divad: If you want to get my attention grow a neck beard
 Teechur: Seems to be a common m'alady.
 duckfarts: DO NOT SHOUT IT THREE TIMES
 fanny: aww, leave neck beard alone!
Image 190305   07-10-17   Uploaded by    twenty4
Score:
492
 
 Mextreme Enchirito: A long time ago someone had the awesome job of travelling around North America taking photos to be used in ViewMaster discs that documented everyday life in various places.
 Peter Pantsless: @Amy Housewine That's the name of my punk band
 bag o bones: Thank God for Liartown USA - the world would be a much duller place without it ... and harmless tidepoolers.
 Borm Pumpies: This looks awesome! I wish I still had my old view-master.
 mrwiffler: @RiderFan They were pretty great back then.
 RiderFan: View-masters sold around 1.3 billion reels.
 duckfarts: FOR CHRISSAKE, LET CAROL HOLD THE BABY OR SHE'S GONNA FIGHT WITH PET-OH FUCKING GREAT NOW THE COPS ARE BACK
 Mr. Shine: Ha! Classic Carol.
 Amy Housewine: These Goddamned Cats.
Image 190304   07-10-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
238
 
 buffalo: Paul Heyman?
 9inchfails: Remember when the President used to sell refrigerators on late night TV?
 Amy Housewine: Better Call Saul!
Image 190303   07-10-17   Uploaded by    Shay
Score:
190
 
 camellia: Vile and vicious creature.
 SpaceCow: Is this another one of Leto's "pranks" he did to get into character for the Joker?
 trelyate: Nelson was here
 Teechur: That's not how we install those in our house. Should say VHVH.
 duckfarts: that's a weird door knocker
Image 190302   07-10-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
215
 
 Largehand: I got a cock named Boney Moroney / He's a skinny as a stick of macaroni
 sparename: " # My scrambled eggs bring all the boys to the yard.. "
 piranharama: Shake the cloaca yo mama gave ya
Image 190301   07-10-17   Uploaded by    Grandmaster Fat
Score:
230
 
 Mr Shifty: When should I make love to my car?
 Sandor: There it is!
 ignatz: Another word for bum, so..
 ChubbyBuddy: Make America Quake Again
 ASTER: I do not care for Donald Truck.
 WaffleIron: I've seen better.
Image 190300   07-10-17   Uploaded by    Mad Collager
Score:
169
 
 Teechur: "Someone did a lousy job of smoothing the plaster behind me."
 Prostata: Timothy Geithner is watching you poop
 Amy Housewine: Chaz wuz ere
 dobbiesdoogs: "help get me out of this basket"
Image 190299   07-10-17   Uploaded by    McMuff
Score:
415
 
 SpaceCow: "Oh great, they're fighting int he center of the maze again. Don't look. It only encourages them."
 Mr. Butt: Mondays, am I right?
 Teechur: Dang it, Madeline! How could you forget your transistor radio? Now we won't know who's winning the big fight.
Image 190298   07-10-17   Uploaded by    Chocolate Pain
Score:
238
 
 Soy Peso: Welcome to HaringVille. Population: Freaked Out.
Image 190297   07-10-17   Uploaded by    theaquaman
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