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257760  jazzjunkie: It seemed like a good idea at the time.

257915  tib gubb: "mittens, is it the nip, or are you seeing what i'm seeing?"

257885  Felicity: First, assume a spherical dog

257923  waterudoin: Amazon stop

257897  Felicity: And crawling on the planet's face

257913  tib gubb: that's not a human male's sex drive works

257825  werterland: This alligator is on a strict son-only diet. Please, no daughters.

257922  scribbs: Music on the go! Compact too!

257922  Watch Out: Apple to apple, WTF!

257908  jochenau: @well duh Well maybe those weird bluetooth earpieces count as being tiny cellphones? I do kind of wish we'd ended up with the tiny phones like in Zoolander though.

257911  jochenau: @a robot I didn't feel like squinting at pixels to figure out what was going on here but I saw your comment and now I am SAD.

257911  Solemn: People. The Spaceship is for fun, funny pictures, and a good time. You want creepy and sick, kindly take your trash back to Red.dit or Tum.blr and KEEP it there.

257921  catheter: Good pupperoni. The first NY police dog part confuses me though...

257910  Hyphae: @dangerkeith3000 "Big Fish" Aka- the long awaited remake of "Gladiator"

257911  Solemn: @a robot The product of a sick, twisted mind whose owner deserves to be dunked in an acid bath.

257912  Hyphae: Here we see Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson using deep method acting techniques to prepare for his upcoming role in "Junior Jr: Look Who's Junior Two!", the long awaited sequel to "Junior"

257912  Peter Pantsless: Chip off the ol' rock

257911  mexican: This is a pedophile's room.

257903  addend: Mmm... large knobs, gliding clockwise and back in my firm but gentle hold.

257775  robford: @Mr. Butt Dang

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257787 some guy : This image is upside-down.

257772 DrNinjaman: There's a survey on the back. If you fill it out you get $10 your next dress rental

257626 smusher: We all do the dew down here. You'll do the dew too.

257724 addend: Is this Kansas City, Kansas, or Kansas City, Missouri? Asking for a friend.

257634 barfolomew: "Name us after friends and we will swallow their souls!"

257825 werterland: This alligator is on a strict son-only diet. Please, no daughters.

257686 tib gubb: heck yes

257824 DrNinjaman: Damn it Spock, I'm a doc!

257855 UltraBeverly: Aw, I remember the Insane Clown Posse bus parked in front right before it was torn down. Sniff...

257622 UltraBeverly: @dangerkeith3000 New Coke is PEOPLE! It's PEOPLE!

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15. rip odb: 1691 points
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 Skaalar: Topical.
 scribbs: @FabricMan Even the Edge is embarrassed by that debacle.
 FabricMan: The funny thing is he kinda looks like the Edge. A little. If you squint
 Greifer: He made a lot
 apoxia: He could ask more than $1 for that fine service.
 Weedheart: Good work for good pay.
Image 189908   07-08-17   Uploaded by    discodisco
 duckfarts: @Mr. Shine depends on which country you're in
 Air Biscuit: *goes down the street to get deep fried starbucks
 Teechur: Can I get a deep fried diet Pepsi? I'm trying to lose weight.
 Mr. Shine: @dobbiesdoogs that comment is so true
 duckfarts: Oh man, this is my place. It was meant for me.
 Wet farts: I want a deep fried RC cola!
 happier: at least in Texas we have deep friend Coco-Cola!
 dobbiesdoogs: "can i get a deep-fried coke?" "is deep-fried pepsi okay?" "sigh"
Image 189907   07-08-17   Uploaded by    Mentos Pormer
 Mr Bleak: @dangerkeith3000 Make sure it's well choked.
 duckfarts: @Ulillillia fill 'er up!
 Bitcoin Burglar: @dangerkeith3000 Pairs well with pulled pork
 Skaalar: I have trained for this all my life.
 Prostata: just gettin' in shape for the contest
 duckfarts: bring your crystals!
 my wheelhouse: "I'd like the jerk chicken please"
 Ulillillia: *walks into room carrying a casserole dish, sees people masturbating*
 AlexDeLarge: Probably intentional
Image 189906   07-08-17   Uploaded by    Pingu IRL
 Air Biscuit: Seeing alot of these lately, has physics been altered so that sound waves can only travel horizontally or something?
 Skaalar: @Himesama Ya know what's weird? Speaking as someone who's 6'2.. I kinda miss being short enough that everything you see is basically a giant jungle gym.
 Himesama: Standing at a glorious 5'0 I know the feel.
Image 189905   07-08-17   Uploaded by    caitelyn
 Zukero: You know you're successful when you have a dwarf porn double. I don't. Yet.
 Greifer: There is a dancing name hidden in this headline
 Teechur: I guess we don't have to learn how to talk to him then. #189905
 Volwen: I thought Badger Den would be slang for something. I'm disappointed that it isnt.
 trucker: I have to see that porn.
 Dr Awkward: Wait, this is 4 year old news and I'm just finding out about it!? I thought the little guys was just taking a porn hiatus :(
Image 189904   07-08-17   Uploaded by    Bacon Train
 SomeCanadian: Steven Universe getting into interesting territory
 redmonkey3: GeoLust
Image 189903   07-08-17   Uploaded by    rory
 Mr Bleak: "Mink!" Smithers you idiot, "Contains MINK!"
 Snowta: @Peter Pantsless Now with Vitamin R!
 Jabberwikket: Clearly deli milk
 Peter Pantsless: Ah, that's a misprint. It should say "malk"
 Air Biscuit: Non-dairy is the brand name.
 grizzly: I can't believe it's not dairy!
 Lantry: @Catcat maybe it "contains" milk?
 scribbs: It's made about three hours from my place. Should I go knock on the door and ask for clarification?
 Wet farts: "Non-dairy"
 Catcat: Maybe it contains "milk"?
Image 189902   07-08-17   Uploaded by    No Penguins Allowed
 SomeCanadian: I don't know who did this, but I LOVE YOU.
 Teechur: "I was gonna blame the other doggo, but there's just me. Oh, and sorry about what I horked up on your bed."
 scribbs: If your owner-people didn't want you to do that, they would have gotten a better garbage can.
 NoRagrets: Don't feel shame doggo!
 Catcat: No ragrets
Image 189901   07-08-17   Uploaded by    HairyNips
 Snowta: let's not
 Air Biscuit: I dont like any of the sweet chex mixes but they are always the ones on sale.
 Dr Awkward: @Mexico Pink pink, fudge fudge?
 Mexico: Wink wink, nudge nudge?
Image 189900   07-08-17   Uploaded by    fidelcastro
 Teechur: C'mon, Kommodore! Don't let Suda the elephant show you up!
 scribbs: But is it art?
 jayjay: "see, honey, I told you this would be fun! Ok now put the ink on your penis and I'll hold down it's jaws!"
 Wet farts: Let's be muddy buddies
 Catcat: Stop lizard profiling!
Image 189899   07-08-17   Uploaded by    sports
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