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257760  originaluser: not a springboard into the glamorous career of naked girl sushi plate

257664  Jaunty Shrimp: "Just move to San Diego where the weather is always perfect...but you're so broke from paying your rent that you can't afford gas money to get to the beach on your day off."-Debbie Downer

257760  Religion X: What really makes this for me is the dichotomy between her two facial expressions.

257760  electrode: Sometimes it's difficult to distinguish hazing from kink.

257665  Jaunty Shrimp: Break me off a piece

257701  Jaunty Shrimp: By ducks definitely being "shady af"

257701  Jaunty Shrimp: Google The Horrible Thing You Never Knew About Ducks...I was on a walk by a lake one time and was traumatized

257709  Jaunty Shrimp: I hereby rename this site doggo-gator

257714  Jaunty Shrimp: Neener neener neener

257759  flowers: All in all its just another dog in a wall.

257723  Jaunty Shrimp: It must really suck to be famous.

257749  Sadbot: Ha ha, congress doesn't get the online, and since I'm a binary-thought lackwit I'm going to side with the billionaire who sells everyone out.

257731  Jaunty Shrimp: I haven't drank in 2 whole weeks, longest I've gone in 15 years.

257733  Jaunty Shrimp: Love it I super love this!

257725  addend: "Gimme coke & jazz or STFU."

257750  Jaunty Shrimp: Wastin' away again in cheeseburgerville

257750  Solemn: All that fast food can really go to your head.

257731  Solemn: @addend (000) 283-8681.

257610  kayjay: Perfect @Off Topic

257731  addend: 0.002838681, but how can I order booze?

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2. Robespierre
3. VeeKay
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7. Not A Bot
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The top ten most commented-on images today:

257558 Robespierre: Shit seen

257622 UltraBeverly: @dangerkeith3000 New Coke is PEOPLE! It's PEOPLE!

257634 barfolomew: "Name us after friends and we will swallow their souls!"

257545 VeeKay: Hole in the road huh? Get an officer out to look into it.

257476 Spazstatic: @Shay Lemmy as in Motorhead? And God as in Godsmack, Lamb of God, Gojira, or Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult?

257686 tib gubb: heck yes

257468 FireBreathingMarmot: ...didn't even make it across the Jordan river

257626 smusher: We all do the dew down here. You'll do the dew too.

257595 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 It's got a good beat and I can dance to it. I'll give it an 8.

257513 grandma: @Knice wow

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10. Side Boob: 1898 points
11. WannaBee: 1830 points
12. Mr. Shine: 1802 points
13. rip odb: 1691 points
14. watwatwat: 1571 points
15. tess: 1555 points
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 duckfarts: @Mr. Shine depends on which country you're in
 Air Biscuit: *goes down the street to get deep fried starbucks
 Teechur: Can I get a deep fried diet Pepsi? I'm trying to lose weight.
 Mr. Shine: @dobbiesdoogs that comment is so true
 duckfarts: Oh man, this is my place. It was meant for me.
 Wet farts: I want a deep fried RC cola!
 happier: at least in Texas we have deep friend Coco-Cola!
 dobbiesdoogs: "can i get a deep-fried coke?" "is deep-fried pepsi okay?" "sigh"
Image 189907   07-08-17   Uploaded by    Mentos Pormer
 Mr Bleak: @dangerkeith3000 Make sure it's well choked.
 duckfarts: @Ulillillia fill 'er up!
 Bitcoin Burglar: @dangerkeith3000 Pairs well with pulled pork
 Skaalar: I have trained for this all my life.
 Prostata: just gettin' in shape for the contest
 duckfarts: bring your crystals!
 my wheelhouse: "I'd like the jerk chicken please"
 Ulillillia: *walks into room carrying a casserole dish, sees people masturbating*
 AlexDeLarge: Probably intentional
Image 189906   07-08-17   Uploaded by    Pingu IRL
 Air Biscuit: Seeing alot of these lately, has physics been altered so that sound waves can only travel horizontally or something?
 Skaalar: @Himesama Ya know what's weird? Speaking as someone who's 6'2.. I kinda miss being short enough that everything you see is basically a giant jungle gym.
 Himesama: Standing at a glorious 5'0 I know the feel.
Image 189905   07-08-17   Uploaded by    caitelyn
 Zukero: You know you're successful when you have a dwarf porn double. I don't. Yet.
 Greifer: There is a dancing name hidden in this headline
 Teechur: I guess we don't have to learn how to talk to him then. #189905
 Volwen: I thought Badger Den would be slang for something. I'm disappointed that it isnt.
 trucker: I have to see that porn.
 Dr Awkward: Wait, this is 4 year old news and I'm just finding out about it!? I thought the little guys was just taking a porn hiatus :(
Image 189904   07-08-17   Uploaded by    Bacon Train
 SomeCanadian: Steven Universe getting into interesting territory
 redmonkey3: GeoLust
Image 189903   07-08-17   Uploaded by    rory
 Mr Bleak: "Mink!" Smithers you idiot, "Contains MINK!"
 Snowta: @Peter Pantsless Now with Vitamin R!
 Jabberwikket: Clearly deli milk
 Peter Pantsless: Ah, that's a misprint. It should say "malk"
 Air Biscuit: Non-dairy is the brand name.
 grizzly: I can't believe it's not dairy!
 Lantry: @Catcat maybe it "contains" milk?
 scribbs: It's made about three hours from my place. Should I go knock on the door and ask for clarification?
 Wet farts: "Non-dairy"
 Catcat: Maybe it contains "milk"?
Image 189902   07-08-17   Uploaded by    No Penguins Allowed
 SomeCanadian: I don't know who did this, but I LOVE YOU.
 Teechur: "I was gonna blame the other doggo, but there's just me. Oh, and sorry about what I horked up on your bed."
 scribbs: If your owner-people didn't want you to do that, they would have gotten a better garbage can.
 NoRagrets: Don't feel shame doggo!
 Catcat: No ragrets
Image 189901   07-08-17   Uploaded by    HairyNips
 Snowta: let's not
 Air Biscuit: I dont like any of the sweet chex mixes but they are always the ones on sale.
 Dr Awkward: @Mexico Pink pink, fudge fudge?
 Mexico: Wink wink, nudge nudge?
Image 189900   07-08-17   Uploaded by    fidelcastro
 Teechur: C'mon, Kommodore! Don't let Suda the elephant show you up!
 scribbs: But is it art?
 jayjay: "see, honey, I told you this would be fun! Ok now put the ink on your penis and I'll hold down it's jaws!"
 Wet farts: Let's be muddy buddies
 Catcat: Stop lizard profiling!
Image 189899   07-08-17   Uploaded by    sports
 Entertainmentalist: JustCanadianThings
 Dr. Bathroom: Yes, Live. Now that's significant!
 Skaalar: @dangerkeith3000 One day they're going to announce their engagement and we'll find it enormously cute.
 fridaynight: Trump has the same tat. "Vladimir Poutine"
 Ulillillia: Magnifique.
 Scoo: Put the heart right over a clogged-up artery for a subtly-3D effect!
Image 189898   07-08-17   Uploaded by    buffalo
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