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249693  GoGo Robotto: I want a giant and gentle DOG as companion!!!

249696  GoGo Robotto: @Joseph Stupid sexy fucking miata...

249700  grizzly: Likely story! Get a job, you bum!

249689  GoGo Robotto: Just looked it up, yes it's a dwarven planet. In Illinois it's a real planet, though.

249696  Joseph: Now I want to know what happened to that miata

249697  Joseph: This fish is not happy

249698  Air Biscuit: "I aint no scrub! Im on the drivers side of my best friends ride!"

249698  Joseph: This dog is happy

249699  Joseph: This cat is happy

249673  Joseph: This saves the planet, but kills my will to live.

249697  grizzly: Death from above.

249692  Air Biscuit: "E ust umped n ere by mselff. I shwere"

249675  sparename: It's the time of year to play Secret Sanitation

249695  well duh: Squompas

249696  FabricMan: Somewhere, the Emperor is cackling

249696  Shay: Here honey, drink some more Haterade.

224598  Air Biscuit: @ignatz themilkshake IS the salad.

249686  Not A Bot: Problem, officer?

249675  FabricMan: Employees only

249687  SuedeOxford: @Mr. Butt Hi Illiterate, I'm Dad.

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1. Felicity
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3. tib gubb
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9. dangerkeith3000
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249509 Lunimeow: Be right back, gotta take a me.

249431 WTF: It's not text, there are no black bars nor is it crude or overly sexual... I'm cool with it reappearing.

249635 Vinochet: no left turns in Albania

249591 hajjpodge: Start with Cleveland.

249660 Lunimeow: Oh man... I really need my anxiety companion honey badger now...

249492 savvoy: From the days before cars had seatbelts

249643 Shay: What's Eating Gilbert's Grape?

249488 tib gubb: yall done fucked up!

249477 El hefe: How i think it will go.....reality

249608 Prostata: BRB...

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Bro Bro uploaded 249511 (901 points)
digabigpig uploaded 249249 (843 points)
Jack Daniels uploaded 249328 (819 points)
canada uploaded 249189 (805 points)
dangerkeith3000 uploaded 249182 (793 points)
eurotrash uploaded 249300 (791 points)
weirduncle uploaded 249318 (784 points)
catheter uploaded 249258 (777 points)
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 5. WannaBee: 3912 points
 6. dangerkeith3000: 3087 points
 7. Vanna: 2645 points
 8. Not A Bot: 2365 points
 9. wordjones: 2197 points
10. Warrax: 1992 points
11. aeroaero: 1878 points
12. catheter: 1820 points
13. silver: 1745 points
14. logono: 1629 points
15. Bad Dad: 1622 points
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 Sadbot: Fire departments are training people to break into your home and spray everything with water! The truth will shock you!
Image 189782   07-07-17   Uploaded by    Rachelina
 XLY: So this is why guac is extra?
 Dreforian: *ten seconds before it goes bad* hey check out this thing I speed-carved!
 Horatio: *shakes fist* Millennials
 apoxia: fantastic. Nature is amazing.
 Mr. Shine: I can't afford an avocado THIS fancy
 Scoo: Would have to be a pretty unripe avocado
 Wet farts: You're obviously pretty talented stop wasting your time on this shit.
 NoRagrets: Artvacado.
 Butcherboy: I can do that but I just don't want to
 fanny: too delicious to not @dangerkeith3000
 Uncle Larry: too beautiful to eat
 franktank: too beautiful to eat
Image 189781   07-07-17   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
 El hefe: Same controls for Nose Goblins
 Radstarboom: Frog fractions 3!
Image 189780   07-07-17   Uploaded by    MyPasswordAintPassword
 sparename: Oh, no, I just had another nasty Pufnstuf flashback
Image 189779   07-07-17   Uploaded by    DerKirche
 piranharama: Jaunty!
 Dr Awkward: @a robot But if you look at the shimmer in it's coat, it is a silhouette of another cat!
 a robot: There's only ONE cat in this picture. I expect TWO cats in a post from @Catcat
 WaffleIron: I too despise that first blast of sunshine.
Image 189778   07-07-17   Uploaded by    Catcat
 Warrax: Looks like the set of a horror movie that's about to be splattered in blood.
 dangerous dave: Don't mind me: I'll just be pushing open each of these doors to make sure nobody is making me uncomfortable on account of their gender.
Image 189777   07-07-17   Uploaded by    canada
 grizzly: "You push the button!" "No, YOU push the button!"
 annterland: Aww! World leaders are soooo cute!
 UltraBeverly: Putin: "Push Trump down the stairs." Merkel: "No, you do it, you've earned it."
 Dr Awkward: Soon .... #189591
 ineedhepl: go on, kiss
 cenecia: That look when you need to be nice to someone at work you want to punch in the face.
Image 189776   07-07-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
 XLY: D-fence! D-fence! D-fence!
 dangerous dave: The best defense is a good chain-link fence. Sorry: I intended no offense.
 funny in the wall: oh, i get it, picketing
 Dr Awkward: @Thurb Grunombies That would be some Bad Minton indeed
 Thurb Grunombies: I'd like to see the shuttlecock follow up.
 WaffleIron: [BRITISHLY] "A daring thrust by picket for the match!"
Image 189775   07-07-17   Uploaded by    gary
 Thurb Grunombies: No-face looks happy! I guess he's better with a stable job than hanging around the baths.
 WaffleIron: Shai Hulud the tank engine.
Image 189774   07-07-17   Uploaded by    Skinr
 Prostata: all those rules won't really make an 8char pw any stronger. Still weak
 Dr. Bathroom: Whatever service this is, it's not worth it.
 Noremak: Alright, I think I got it. "R1mJ0b69"
 dangerous dave: Wayyyyyyy too accurate to be funny.
 duchaschmeremol: behind yonder registration form lies sysadmin heaven
 Sadbot: @Sadbot Oh, whups, 8 characters exactly. May the gods have mercy on your souls
 Sadbot: Do you want users to set their password to $oldPassword+n? Because this is how you get users to have their password be $oldPassword+n.
 tib gubb: all of these things make the password less secure
 Wet farts: not be a password
 WaffleIron: The cursor in this image confused the shit out of me when I got mine too close to it.
Image 189773   07-07-17   Uploaded by    flowers
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