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262842  Felicity: Was this badded because there was a volcano recently IRL?

262881  Sage: I don't get it.

262870  Spazstatic: @Fiveninety Ugh, I actually had to do this today. Not the butt part, but the grass in 98 degree weather. Also, it was actually 99 with a heat index of about 104. That being said, a lightweight, light colored, moisture wicking shirt pulled my sweat and evaporated it faster probably helping keep me cooler than if I had more skin directly exposed to the sun and sweat dripping instead of evaporating.

262844  Felicity: @addend Stage left or camera left?

262846  Felicity: This kitten's favourite member of Kiss is Paul

262836  Annoying Vegan : My dog has that same bowl.

262859  Felicity: I need to find a new way of looking at life. As it stands currently I am scared and depressed all of the time

262861  Felicity: Modest prices

262866  Felicity: This reminds me of how Roger on 'American Dad!' used to call his hosts Staniel and Franiel

262878  ChubbyBuddy: both are beautiful imo

262867  Felicity: Rad for gloves

262868  Felicity: Actually, the floor does look a little like lava

262869  Felicity: Where are the giant people holding it up?

262870  Felicity: Well, not in public, but maybe someday if I really apply myself and work towards an awesome body

262871  Felicity: Don't punch down, Louis

262873  Felicity: All the Flash video downloader extensions have stopped working, too. These are dark times

262878  Felicity: Boobswap?

262866  a sedated moose: I chuckled too much at this

262870  a sedated moose: @Fiveninety Preach it!

262879  a sedated moose: A wonderfully composed portrait.

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262594 Otterman: @Scoo Springfield, Springfield, it's a helluva town! The schoolyard's up, and the shopping mall down!

262560 antipatterns: Also: turns out Soma is really good.

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262642 Chest Rockwell: @Robespierre This is why beer should be $100 per bottle.

262756 weirduncle: @sparename rad for this

262731 tib gubb: @Robespierre I was fortunate enough to have a rich agriculture (relatively) locally, where anything seasonal could be delivered within 12 hours or so from harvest. We were food exporters, so we only had seasonal availability, and only B-grade picks. It did bring a lot to visiting a supermarket, when each season had its own distinct smell... Nowadays, it's farmers' markets that practice that, but they're not there year-round

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262618 Felicity: @sporky Sometimes I wear wigs, but I'm not bald

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 XLY: @apoxia *Shakes fist "DEVOSSSS!!"
 apoxia: It's not his fault he can't read.
 mariofart: This is why he is afraid to be alone with women besides his wife.
 a robot: @Sadbot *A Bible or a piece of legislation designed to take rights away from marginalized groups of people
 Sadbot: The sign isn't a Bible, so he didn't read it
 funny in the wall: well that's a missed opportunity... should have electrified it. or covered it in dermal poison. we can't have this bigot running the country once the cheeto is impeached
 bug: well, in his defense, it was in quotation marks.
 Butcherboy: It's sooooo smooth
Image 189762   07-07-17   Uploaded by    Fiveninety
 Horatio: Cawthulu
 apoxia: Give up.
 trelyate: gul'thulu
 Annoying Vegan : Why not Zoidburrrgggmmmppphhh
Image 189761   07-07-17   Uploaded by    DJSnoopMike
 Teechur: Maybe that bench is for sitting on while waiting for walking dead. Wait....that means I'm on the wrong side! Or am I.....?
 SpaceCow: "Hey kid, want to sit on me and watch some ducks? I'll give ya' a dollar."
 Mr Shifty: This land is land, this land is your land (but that bench is in my land and not in your land).
 fakeusername: gotta keep that bench from getting out
 Annoying Vegan : You can look, but you can't sit.
Image 189760   07-07-17   Uploaded by    Bu7Z
 apoxia: Their enclosure looks a bit shit. Broken concrete?
 Teechur: Looka me! Imma hooman! Hurr... Lemme take a selfie! Durr... Take a picture of me holding up the leaning tower of Pizza. It is pizza, right? Hurrrrrr!
 Mr Shifty: Sun bears are cute as all get out!
 Ihminen: "We heared you talking shit"
Image 189759   07-07-17   Uploaded by    Skinr
 Peach: @Butcherboy Yeah, I'm not at all into horror movies, but I thought Babadook was pretty good.
 Skaalar: I thought he was LGBTQ friendly or something...
 Butcherboy: That was probably one of the only recent horror movies that I really liked@Peach
 Annoying Vegan : *throws apple*
 Peach: Correction: "My name is Babadook, and I'm here to recruit you."
Image 189758   07-07-17   Uploaded by    RiderFan
 mariofart: The good old days
 Sadbot: Vacationing in Booty Bay
 Annoying Vegan : Screensaver is a sunset
Image 189757   07-07-17   Uploaded by    crazyfingers
 piranharama: Abort Nemo! Abort!!!
 Teechur: @Knice Oh, great, that's gonna spawn soooo many puns.
 Wet farts: Shit shit shit shit shit shit shit
 Annoying Vegan : @Knice Salmony puns, so little time
 Knice: Bearly hanging on. *pauses to savor pang of punshame; slams Post button*
Image 189756   07-07-17   Uploaded by    mom
 Teechur: I'm thinking of adding this to my classroom.....
 a robot: Classic Timmy.
Image 189755   07-07-17   Uploaded by    piranharama
 rubix1924: @Mr Shifty Same nine-inch monochrome monitor and Motorola 68000 CPU but in a stylish new case!
 Mr Shifty: Classic Mac.
Image 189754   07-07-17   Uploaded by    shipotle
 sad face: I had one of these that was supposed to be an MP3 to car tape deck converter. It did not work and it broke my car tape deck.
 Scoo: They make a Bluetooth version of this now. I was bummed to see it had a battery that needed to be charged and not that it got power from the spinning tape spindles...
 Teechur: @fanny My colleagues and friends think I'm related to MacGuyver. Naaah. I'm just cheap.
 RiderFan: I use this kind of thing with my phone in my pre 2000's ford.
 trelyate: I have no idea how those work. I assume magic
 fanny: and that is why you are @Teechur ;)
 Teechur: @fanny Fold up a piece of paper and jam it in with the adapter to hold the corner down. Or get an FM transmitter that plugs into the lighter socket.
 Ihminen: @Knice I used the same method when burning CD:s ...Wasn't very fun singing a whole 45 minute album in to it track by track nonstop and the damn thing didn't even work
 Horatio: I had one of these get stuck in my tape deck, and it wouldn't work, so I couldn't listen to cassettes or mp3s.
 fanny: (i plug it into my phone not portable cd player though)
 fanny: confession: i still use this (i drive a 2002 toyota highlander) it clicks loudly unless you reach in the tape deck and hold a corner down.
 Knice: Before this we would take turns holding the CD up to our faces while singing through the hole.
Image 189753   07-07-17   Uploaded by    brown tony
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