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254181  Chest Rockwell: What's with the Spaceballs helmet?

254204  tess: Oh, deer.

254073  Terrh: theoatmeal.com/comics/…

254203  Sprinkles: Amazon sell Aloe Vera right?

254191  Warrax: I took a business ethics class once. It was... creepy. Like ethics for sociopaths. "You should be ethical because if you get caught, you might lose sales" kind of shit.

254171  Jabberwikket: @a robot A spotted cuteness

254194  jochenau: Well, hyperventilating *is* more socially acceptable than farting in public...er, is it though?

254194  tib gubb: @tib gubb as opposed to the smart feller

254194  tib gubb: that would make you the fart smeller

253149  Mr Bleak: Total honesty in advertising is rare these days.

254202  craftjunk: I might have to get this one, too.

254202  canada: I wonder if she wants the cheese or the mouse. One of my cats loves cheese.

254202  Handyman: The Best Things For Sale

254186  redmonkey3: The only way to travel!

254188  redmonkey3: Paci keeper clipped to collar & i melt even moar somehow

254189  redmonkey3: Who wears it better ?

253826  redmonkey3: Waiting for him to turn into snake

254176  raditzu: i would 100% fall for this :(

254190  raditzu: Hey, human! the food's almost ready!

254171  WannaBee: @Annoying Vegan @a robot Quolls are carnivorous marsupials native to Australia. @Not A Bot Quinn Morgendorffer is Daria's sisters name.

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2. Mad Collager
3. a robot
4. DrNinjaman
5. Mr Bleak
6. Not A Bot
7. Side Boob
8. WTF
9. dangerkeith3000
10. FireBreathingMarmot



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253842 Spazstatic: @Mad Collager faker

254048 Teechur: @Mad Collager It's like trying to match paint on a fence or house after a few years.

254085 Bill Rye: this malicious spider will come for us all!

253821 Wooden Spoon: @Laree: of course its found in Australia.

253849 copunter: I thought this was the El Kabong version of the ole bucket over the door gag

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

253961 necronomicon: Also orange water is detrimental to ones health

253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

254154 ChubbyBuddy: Drain the swamp

253826 redmonkey3: Waiting for him to turn into snake



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whaleshark uploaded 253807 (882 points)
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hoobleton uploaded 253899 (839 points)
Gringos uploaded 253843 (820 points)
trucker uploaded 253886 (809 points)
bookcase uploaded 254003 (808 points)
Borm Pumpies uploaded 253679 (804 points)
Gomi Day uploaded 253785 (803 points)
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 2. Side Boob: 5639 points
 3. Laree: 5035 points
 4. Scoo: 4206 points
 5. dangerkeith3000: 2970 points
 6. Annoying Vegan : 2618 points
 7. Gomi Day: 2393 points
 8. cannabis: 1962 points
 9. tears as lube: 1862 points
10. Micro Jackson: 1838 points
11. Warrax: 1775 points
12. E. HONDA: 1733 points
13. ChubbyBuddy: 1653 points
14. Soviette: 1620 points
15. gulpeg: 1612 points
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 Dr Awkward: @Felicity Oh wait, I get it!
 male anon: The technical term is placenta
 Mr. Butt: @Dr Awkward Think of bad votes as a blessing from God
 kinggheedra: @Dr Awkward Bafflingly, they're also against you recieving prenatal care.
 El Barto: Nope.
 Dr Awkward: Yes, but all of the people who marched with signs to make sure you were born don't give a shit about you anymore.
Image 189709   07-07-17   Uploaded by    Tiny Butt
Score:
194
 
 piranharama: @grizzly Technically if you're catholic you can use a carpool lane already.
 Teechur: You're already too late to start saving for college at this point.
 grizzly: Is there life after this?
 VoR: Not even the final form.
Image 189708   07-07-17   Uploaded by    KEKOEKEOEK
Score:
331
 
 Scoo: Is not Blade, 3/10
 Shay: Screw you Microsoft, XP still supports me.
 Ihminen: "This copy of windows is not genuine... also it's stained with grease"
 Side Boob: Please, no more.
Image 189707   07-07-17   Uploaded by    franktank
Score:
416
 
 Scoo: Jewel Heists are a major problem around my way. And by "jewel heists", I mean "stabbings".
 KnowLifer: Whoa, a floating paper
 Amy Housewine: Deerstalker hat or GTFO
 Dr Awkward: "THERE you are, Michael! Please come with me, Mr. Caine, we've been worried sick about you!"
Image 189706   07-07-17   Uploaded by    Dominus Umbrae
Score:
339
 
 Mr Shifty: Mmmm bread dick and corn dicks
 WaffleIron: @a robot : Holy shit I did not see the cat. You get plus.
 a robot: That cat looks a lot like my cat. Sadly I do not look like either of those people.
 Horatio: I've seen this photo dozens of times before, and only just noticed the cat.
 Beeble: There's a loooooooot of different semen stains on that blanket. Most of it not even his.
 Scoo: "...We wish you a Swedish Christmas, we wish you a Swedish Christmas, and a Happy Nude Year"
 Ihminen: Witch one is hairier? the guy or the blanket?
 Side Boob: Is this one of those sexy parties I keep hearing about but somehow never get invited to?
 ChubbyBuddy: *brushing mustard out of beard* urph ok lets burn these carbs
 Knice: I like corn.
 Dr Awkward: This photo smells like chest hair
 piranharama: Love nest
 apoxia: Stop posting photos of my Friday night
 Hyphae: This birb make a scream so loud
 WaffleIron: I never get invited to these types of parties.
Image 189705   07-07-17   Uploaded by    Mord Tingies
Score:
318
 
 Scoo: Is that Martin Starr, or Martin Shkreli?
 Science: I never get invited to these types of parties.
 Dr Awkward: Is doggo being forced to read Cat Fancy?
 Amy Housewine: Poor doggo.
Image 189704   07-07-17   Uploaded by    shark
Score:
337
 
 sparename: 25pc off? that's good, she's on a low-crab diet..
 Shay: Add another 75% off and we got a deal.
 A duck: Yeah, done that one already.
 Dr Awkward: "We put the VD into Valentines Day"
Image 189703   07-07-17   Uploaded by    nightmarez
Score:
224
 
 Scoo: Give your valentine crabs
 Skinr: We're through being cool / We're through being cool / Eliminate the ninnies and the twits
 WaffleIron: This is step 17. Step 16 is "Do not be, at least openly, obsessed with Power Rangers , Pokemon , or something. This is not cool."
Image 189702   07-07-17   Uploaded by    Youll Cowards
Score:
435
 
 Jeffrat: Man, Sex in the City got weird didn't it?
 Beeble: I find whiteface offensive.
 Teechur: @El Barto Depends on how fast you can send/receive smoke signals.
 kinggheedra: This picture makes me wish i was a troll with a robot arm and a matrix implant in my head.
 El Barto: 28.8bps?
 Skinr: Neat - an electric typewriter!
 Catcat: Hakku the puranetu
Image 189701   07-07-17   Uploaded by    ani625
Score:
377
 
 apoxia: Seems legit
Image 189700   07-07-17   Uploaded by    sodamachine
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