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268855  wolfpk: @ignatz Bread and circuses have never been cheap.

268914  Shay: Ebaum's World???? I thought they closed its door when kids were going apeshit they were "stealing" content when pretty much every site does that nowadays.

268897  WannaBee: Oh, obey art. Fear nut, ok?

268911  hajjpodge: My dad could imitate him perfectly. And being true to dad form, he did it very often.

268907  Yam: @ThoughtlessGentleman Unexpectedly is so much better than expectedly in this case

268919  peeper: Bobby's what?

268919  Pickle Dick: Got-dangit Bobby

268919  sandwiches: Bobby's can't actually do this.

268919  Sharkface: dont tread on my purse!

268918  nimbus: Amazing grandmotherstantine

268305  Science: @a robot: You can't find that shit! I don't know what's going one, but there is no official outlet for the old Looney Tunes cartoons. Even YouTube is pretty much a desert. It's really sad.

268907  ThoughtlessGentleman: "I just shat myself unexpectedly."

268376  Science: @tib gubb: "Distress signal" implies the grass is giving a warning. That smell is the release of chemicals that seal up the cut portion of the plant. That's it. Plants don't have a brain or central nervous system, and therefore, cannot feel pain. They can produce a response to stimuli, but that isn't the same as responding to pain.

268386  Science: @wordjones: "Man Attacked by Babies." It's in Oslo. There are a LOT of weird naked statues in that park.

268903  FabricMan: If it looks like that, you might have dia-BEE-tes

268417  Science: Adam didn't get a job, because employers saw this billboard stunt and immediately determined he makes bad financial decisions.

267848  Mr Bleak: You're a Wizard @Albo Grungus! Now fuck off to Hogwarts.

268903  MrBoffo: Oooohhh - got it down to 1

268535  Science: It does there too. They just cut that off and sell the rest to you.

268878  Shay: Good thing that dog is covered by Aflac.

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268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268497 Scoo: murica.jpg

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268610 snipdawg: @WannaBee hug

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.



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 male anon: @Felicity Oh wait, I get it!
 male anon: The technical term is placenta
 Mr. Butt: @Dr Awkward Think of bad votes as a blessing from God
 kinggheedra: @Dr Awkward Bafflingly, they're also against you recieving prenatal care.
 El Barto: Nope.
 Catcat: Yes, but all of the people who marched with signs to make sure you were born don't give a shit about you anymore.
Image 189709   07-07-17   Uploaded by    Tiny Butt
Score:
194
 
 piranharama: @grizzly Technically if you're catholic you can use a carpool lane already.
 Teechur: You're already too late to start saving for college at this point.
 grizzly: Is there life after this?
 VoR: Not even the final form.
Image 189708   07-07-17   Uploaded by    KEKOEKEOEK
Score:
331
 
 Scoo: Is not Blade, 3/10
 Shay: Screw you Microsoft, XP still supports me.
 Ihminen: "This copy of windows is not genuine... also it's stained with grease"
 Side Boob: Please, no more.
Image 189707   07-07-17   Uploaded by    franktank
Score:
416
 
 Scoo: Jewel Heists are a major problem around my way. And by "jewel heists", I mean "stabbings".
 KnowLifer: Whoa, a floating paper
 Amy Housewine: Deerstalker hat or GTFO
 AFanOfSprite: "THERE you are, Michael! Please come with me, Mr. Caine, we've been worried sick about you!"
Image 189706   07-07-17   Uploaded by    Dominus Umbrae
Score:
339
 
 Mr Shifty: Mmmm bread dick and corn dicks
 WaffleIron: @a robot : Holy shit I did not see the cat. You get plus.
 a robot: That cat looks a lot like my cat. Sadly I do not look like either of those people.
 Horatio: I've seen this photo dozens of times before, and only just noticed the cat.
 Beeble: There's a loooooooot of different semen stains on that blanket. Most of it not even his.
 Scoo: "...We wish you a Swedish Christmas, we wish you a Swedish Christmas, and a Happy Nude Year"
 Ihminen: Witch one is hairier? the guy or the blanket?
 Side Boob: Is this one of those sexy parties I keep hearing about but somehow never get invited to?
 ChubbyBuddy: *brushing mustard out of beard* urph ok lets burn these carbs
 Knice: I like corn.
 wooden boy: This photo smells like chest hair
 piranharama: Love nest
 apoxia: Stop posting photos of my Friday night
 Hyphae: This birb make a scream so loud
 WaffleIron: I never get invited to these types of parties.
Image 189705   07-07-17   Uploaded by    Mord Tingies
Score:
318
 
 Scoo: Is that Martin Starr, or Martin Shkreli?
 Science: I never get invited to these types of parties.
 cj22: Is doggo being forced to read Cat Fancy?
 Amy Housewine: Poor doggo.
Image 189704   07-07-17   Uploaded by    shark
Score:
337
 
 sparename: 25pc off? that's good, she's on a low-crab diet..
 Shay: Add another 75% off and we got a deal.
 A duck: Yeah, done that one already.
 reagan: "We put the VD into Valentines Day"
Image 189703   07-07-17   Uploaded by    nightmarez
Score:
224
 
 Scoo: Give your valentine crabs
 Skinr: We're through being cool / We're through being cool / Eliminate the ninnies and the twits
 WaffleIron: This is step 17. Step 16 is "Do not be, at least openly, obsessed with Power Rangers , Pokemon , or something. This is not cool."
Image 189702   07-07-17   Uploaded by    Youll Cowards
Score:
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 Jeffrat: Man, Sex in the City got weird didn't it?
 Beeble: I find whiteface offensive.
 Teechur: @El Barto Depends on how fast you can send/receive smoke signals.
 kinggheedra: This picture makes me wish i was a troll with a robot arm and a matrix implant in my head.
 El Barto: 28.8bps?
 Skinr: Neat - an electric typewriter!
 Catcat: Hakku the puranetu
Image 189701   07-07-17   Uploaded by    ani625
Score:
377
 
 apoxia: Seems legit
Image 189700   07-07-17   Uploaded by    sodamachine
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