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273597  celebgate: Freud would be so disappointed in you!

273607  a robot: @Yam Pygmy anteater, or silky anteater. Smallest living species of anteater, found in Mexico, Central and South America. They are goofy looking but cute

25994  jljocque: I want your socks!

273555  toolbag: It's a Ford GT. To buy one, you have to sign a contract stipulating that you will not flip it for an absurd amount of money first thing you do

273612  a robot: The Kerry and Barry show!

273613  a robot: You gotta swim out to that island to find the treasure chest

273619  usernamee: Quaid, Get your ass to mars!

273614  Dr Awkward: Why am I like this, fridge?

273623  wordjones: The 50 foot tall "Corporate Profits" must be offscreen.

273496  Christina: @Sadbot As a downside of living in New York, it's worth it.

273535  sparename: Phase 3:- Prolapse!

273597  sparename: But the more locks you put on your luggage - the more the "security" guys will want to open it.. pull it all apart, stick it all back in the wrong places, then say "Ooooh, it must've happened in the baggage-hall...".. Or is that just me, when travelling to a not-totally internationally recognised Middle-Eastern state, when I am not of the relevant religious persuasion??? AND they had already had my bag in pieces at Heathrow, so I thought it was OK to protect it against the usual baggage-throwers

273612  Eleftheros: Kerry.... I think it's kicking in

273611  Not A Bot: Where is his paintbrush, I wonder?

273576  Air Biscuit: Theyre all good dogs.

273607  logan: Service must be really slow in that Chinese restaurant...

273610  Minnesotan: CDs and DVDs will be joining you magnetic fucks soon enough!

273362  Mr Bleak: I'm pretty sure that guy is still hoping they will reboot Babylon 5 with him as Londo ... Mind you, a B5 reboot could be damn good (without him, natch).

273366  Mr Bleak: @wolfpk I know the feeling! We use the microwave as a Cat Safe so food can cool down before we strip the carcass. Furball can be outside miles away and can still smell me open the cat safe the following day ... Hello. Is that Chicken? It's mine, you realize. Pass it here. Purr, purrrrr, knead, climb, rub, ...

273609  dad: I know they have a different spinal arrangement than me, but seeing pinnipeds sit up like that makes my back hurt.

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273265 DimwaldtThrockmorton: Beauty of Korth Norea

273352 Sadbot: @SuedeOxford A search string that does not disappoint

273447 Micro Jackson: Fresh

273441 Knice: @Annoying Vegan I am going to use this.

273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures

273224 Kikari: All of you are getting way more coherent sentences than I do when I try this. I get infinite predicate loops.

273474 trelyate: ojom rof

273444 Micro Jackson: Burninate this

273366 Mr Bleak: @wolfpk I know the feeling! We use the microwave as a Cat Safe so food can cool down before we strip the carcass. Furball can be outside miles away and can still smell me open the cat safe the following day ... Hello. Is that Chicken? It's mine, you realize. Pass it here. Purr, purrrrr, knead, climb, rub, ...

273505 Dr Awkward: @WannaBee Get an Italian espresso machine. That would stone cold baller.



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Score:
704
 
 San DoDo: This floats my goat
 sparename: Aqua-aergoatics
Image 189528   07-06-17   Uploaded by    MabelSyrup
Score:
290
 
 WTF: What I feel I need on the rare occasion I go to Walmart.
 Ronick: That's one RAD suit
 San DoDo: Love, W.W.
Image 189527   07-06-17   Uploaded by    originaluser
Score:
765
 
 Mr Bleak: CALVIIIIIINNNNNN!
 Science: Feels like a lazy Sunday.
Image 189526   07-06-17   Uploaded by    daisy picker
Score:
272
 
 piranharama: @Red oh good, they nuked arizona!
 DrinkMixMan: about rigt
 charmander: @Red Hmm, I hadn't noticed... so is THAT why it's been 120F for a month?
 Scoo: Do you know your Arizona from a hole in the ground?
 Skaalar: Let's be honest, if you live in Arizona you're some kind of heat masochist.
 WTF: You might want that removed. That mole looks cancerous.
 addend: Uncensored because male.
 dangerous dave: @RiderFan I see what you did there.
 RiderFan: More humidity on Mars than in Arizona.
 Bu7Z: @Red finally!
 El hefe: Mars needs to pop that
 Red: oh god, they nuked arizona!
Image 189525   07-06-17   Uploaded by    beefbeef
Score:
437
 
 Radstarboom: Works for Japan.
 jackthesmack: I failed at life, but it wasnt a choice. That said, I dont blame foreigners
 funny in the wall: i think this sends the wrong message. it's not really so much poor choices as it is jobs moving to other countries. i would not place the blame for high labor costs on the populace
 San DoDo: @WTF amen, the Dodos have already paid a terrible price
 San DoDo: @Beef Supreme quite *puts on monocle*
 Christina: If it was not for those effing Nazis, we could still be blaming Jews.
 WTF: I blame millennials for everything. It's easier than singleing out a specific race or nationality.
 WTF: @San DoDo My money is still on the human race!
 Beef Supreme: @San DoDo The old question of the most likely scapegoat in the event of collapse. If it happens in the next few years, the US would use China as the external scapegoat. They're already setting up for it.
 San DoDo: @ASTER strong contenders indeed, but we mustn't forget all the crowd favorites, classics and go-to's-when-times-are-bad, for the blame tends to circle between them :P
 ASTER: @San DoDo Oh, ABSOLUTELY China, Big Asian United States who are recently making better choices than we are.
 San DoDo: I have to ask myself, which race will be responsible for all of our problems in 5-10 years?
 addend: Ask your doctor if blaming foreigners is right for you. Side-effects include bigotry, jingoism, and demagogy. Do not make political decisions or attend rallies while misdirecting blame. If you discuss unsubstantiated conspiracies for more than 4 minutes, seek psychological evaluation.
Image 189524   07-06-17   Uploaded by    horny horn
Score:
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 ping: So is Mr Peanut Butter the anthropomorphic dog or the creepy thing hiding behind it?
 whaleshark: I say hang the sense of it and keep yourself occupied.--Slartibartfast
 donhomero: @eider Oh my God... is there a Mt. Peanut Butter? I will find said mountain and climb it.
 Scoo: Thanks, Mr. Peanut Butter!
 SomeCanadian: Antidepressants and mood stabilizers help
 Science: Peanut Butter is one word
 San DoDo: There are no happy ending, but there are good times, and there be good times on AG
 addend: "The universe is a cruel, uncaring void..."
 eider: Fingers crossed, Mt Peanut Butter.
 Side Boob: And not be on fire. Ever.
Image 189523   07-06-17   Uploaded by    big butt bum
Score:
364
 
 rinaldi1337: This was my first album i bought as a kid...god im old
 Air Biscuit: "I was just replicating something i saw in an advert for spines in brine"
 professional: Pictured: Trump, still denying global warming
 ping: Punk flayed.
 Crim Tender: Weather is here, wish you were beautiful..
 dangerous dave: We're just / two lost souls / swimmin' in / some petrol / year after year ....
 El hefe: Total flamer
 The Frito Bandito: And did we tell you the name of the game, boy? We call it "Riding the Gravy Train".
 Butcherboy: wish you were here, or at a firestation, or a hospital or a pool or whatever
 skillet: This is fine.
 Red: had too many cigars
 Chest Rockwell: Sure was warm today.
Image 189522   07-06-17   Uploaded by    Brain Thoughts
Score:
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 beefbeef: I thought this was someone's white carpet at first, and I was appalled.
 addend: Rr-rr-roombb-bb-ba.
 SomeCanadian: You laugh but that roomba plowed the entire street. Then it went a little feral and prowls the woods looking for anthills. Poor little guy.
 El hefe: Moon rover fail
 Red: the little roomba that could
Image 189521   07-06-17   Uploaded by    fullofwind
Score:
361
 
 nanananana: Turn left Clyde
 Christina: Monkeypacker.
Image 189520   07-06-17   Uploaded by    not i spy
Score:
787
 
 Scoo: Borkfpack
 Urn BooUrn: Best friends
 copunter: pupperpacker
Image 189519   07-06-17   Uploaded by    Starry Lemon
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